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So wat becomes of d TANoids who have bn propagating that drivel? No more salary? Am actually happy for FFK...e don dy well!

Jibola10:
Corrected MR perfect, I guess deres no room 4 mistake in ur wen u speak or write ur English abi

All he is saying is that wen u r trying to type SENSE, calm down so dt u dont end up typing NONSENSE!

Phame:
ikenga himself....how market?

Uncle Ikenga hearam today...c as e pack im slippers run frm ds thread! Wat if Nairaland had ds Twitter feature where if u r "unfollowed"...u wl get a notification..lets say dose 45 dunces that LIKED his comment decided to go back n "carry" dia "LIKES" n they had to a comment y they were "carryin" dia LIkes...U wl get somtin like

Mtscheeeewwww
See ur lyf
Olodo
U b heavy MUMU
U b correct fowl
e.t.c.



If u c am tel am sy dt Malaria wey wan catch am na only APC go curam!



Weder anybody lyk am or not Next Month Na FeBUHARI!

Ikengawo:
Empty seat tins.
And it's illegal to be campaigning right now, INEC has a timeline, but I didn't expect APC is be law abiding as it's full of high caliber criminals.

That awkward moment when u posted a comment that u tot made so much SENSE and u even got 45likes from ilks lyk u, hmm...dt dd boost ur ego I kno



den something happens




the next poster exposes d fallacy in ur comment wt irrefutable facts




den something happens




You fynd urself sweating in ur pants, u quickly rush to Mama Chibuzor shop to buy 2 cold sachet of packaged water to cool off





den something happens





Seun of Nairaland (yeah u kno him) sends a PM to ol dose who LIKED your comment to come n take back their LIKES because u posted NONSENSE!




“The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bas.tards.”
—Alexander Jablokov


Whether u LIKE it or not...U n I believe dt Next Month is FeBUHARI...Seun pls note that down...WE-BELIEVE!

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] She is privy to highly classfied info,so you need to chillout on her case... [/color]

Which classified info? The security outfit that has become grossly politicised?..d outfit that cdnt hack a basic server? D outfit dt shd b focused on terrorism is busy chasing shadows...abegi...she shd nt insult our sensibilities...hw do I go ONLINE to hack my grandma's OFFLINE ACOOUNT that is always hangin on her waist? Abeg no make me laf

richardjemedafe1:
Hit like if u will vote 4 GEJ in febuary nd if u agree with
me that apc is all past criminal party! Is this the
change they are preaching, i am highly disappointed
by apc nd thief Buhari 4 dis kind of nonsense act.
Change indeed?

Ds is 6:18pm and I guess u have bn refreshing ds topic to c hw many LIKES u got...hmm...keep waitin...u kno wat make I help u dy luk out for d likes...better topics dy front page...go dere and get educated on where to put ur tent..coz in FEBUHARI e go happen!

daniel9202:
APC cohorts are always making fun of the good man. i bet you today...make my words, you shall for ever regret voting an Hausa man into power.

We will surely "make" ur words...into what is what u shd tell us! Do u kno dt next month is FEBuhari?!

Next Month is FeBuhari....I-Believe!

MalcoImX:
FeBuhari
We can make it happen!

#I-Believe!

berem:
Someone is about losing his job soon.

Abeg u help me c Ngwakwe? Ds kind thread no dy sweet witout am..

Wheres dt temiliterate (temitemi) when u nid him to com n trol in here...d house dy collapse ryt infront of dia eyes!

Hmm..can ol ds folks b wrong about GEJ...frm mbaka..kalejaiye..ohanaeze..maigworo..Onayekan..Mend..Even Muazu...I guess until wen d devil shows up n says e tire for GEJ b4 ol ds trolls in here will read d handryting on d wall

oluwatobi75:
1)Ths church anticipated such crowds that's why tickets were provided....2)Not everbody must converge there because there is live streaming at branches and on Television but everyone wants to be there not the Pastor's fault......3)If you have a house about the same size with an event venue,where will you prefer to celebrate your Birthday regarding costs?..I believe your questions are answered

And the tickets go for N1000 i guess..hmm..my bone of contention is not so much with those that paid that fee(n mind u I dnt buy d tok of it nt bn under duress) it is more about those that were sent away. Why is it not done on a first come first serve basis? The thing is there is no justification for the fee collected because you are now establishin a distinction between those who can pay and those who cant and if am to go by the scripture u put up, I am forced to ask, isnt it BLW, how come u nw shutting some folks in d World out?

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kingthreat:
Alright, I don hear. Good recommendations. But i was talking based on what a Christ Embassy member told me. Anyways, the people that went and paid weren't forced to do so.

I kno say u don hear but let me say ds, as much as I dont buy that ur position of "they paid not under duress" talk, whats much more insensitive is d people that were sent home coz they couldnt pay to enter Gods house. Ofcoz wat do u expect-The members wl surely defend watevr explanation they are given!

oluwatobi75:
People should study and make deep findings before jumping into conclusions.I had a problem with this too a long time ago,but over the years I've seen the importance of this.The N1000 gate fee is not to extort money from members,Christ Embassy is one of the largest congregations in the world,and many people all round the world fly in to attend some very important meetings like the 31st all night,being a wall closed venue not open air,it's got a capacity limit of about 20,000 and in order to ensure those who come from various parts and the members who come from far places get a seat irrespective of what time they get to the venue,a ticket is being given,so that you know you have a seat irrespective of when you come as the church would not sell more tickets than the available seats in the auditorium.Now,the reason a fee is levied to the ticket is,most times people abuse free things,if its free that way,even some members of the church would hoard and start giving to people they know thereby making some others who want to get in unable to get into the auditorium,so a fee is levied to it to control monopoly of the tickets and may I say,different church branches in Christ Embassy pay for the tickets for some new converts and some random people who arent even part of the church yet,those who are on the street or whatever,they pay for them to gain access into the auditorium even if they can't afford it.So,summary is there are tickets to the auditorium to control crowd and a fee levied to it to control hoarding and its even scriptural maybe you should check out Mt15:26

I have questions for u and if only u wl sincerely attempt to answer them U wl c wat u wrote up there as "SENSE" wt d prefix "NON"
Question 1
Is this d first time they are having cross over service in that place that they ddnt anticipate that crowd?
Question 2
Must everybody converge in dt one venue when it can b shown on screen in dia branches abi na only dt place dy lagos? Actually ccrossed over in a church where d servic was done ds way!
Question 3
Better still, what stops d church frm havin d service in a stadium if they anticipated that much crowd?

If u kno wat is right to do and u dnt do it-its called sin...if they know d answer to ol d mentioned n dy ddnt do it but chose to (a)extort money from people (b) send people away from God's house-(dt is if they c as such) then the Bible calls it....SIN!
Since this act of extortion started in 2011 as d article stated...its qite obvios u folks dnt give a damn wat we say because u have a market of gullible people in Nigeria but wat is not right no matter hw u try to justify wont make it right! Gosh..u r even tryin to justify wt scriptures!

kennyamusan:
so what if u attended a bible institute ? A man is doing wrong and u said nothing,no wonder Nigeria is like this. The Good people are not talking. U can blast the President and co if they embezzled but the pastor is anointed,My people perish for lack of knowledge indeed.

That was how we had a REV KING becos people like the one you quoted will hold on to a dogmatic position that has no basis in scripture instead of speaking d truth. Jesus chased Merchandisers from the Temple!

PAINGAIN:
d only problem I have with dis ur post is calling some people ordinary. No God's creation is ordinary. For d rest of ur post I totally agree with u, I have learnt to shup up if I don't have anything good to say about any so called man of God bcus I don't want to say bad thing about d one dats truelly a Man of God. Since we can't tell which is which its better to shut up.

You can't tell? N I guess you worship under a pastor? How did you know that the one you are worshipping under is a man of God? What happend to d "by their fruits you shall know them"? What happend to d spirit of discernment? Even d bible admonishes to "TASTE n SEE", "PROVE THE WORD"...sometimes we christians get all preachy n we wl c a REV. KING in our backyard n we Will keep quiet until he roasts someone's daughter! Simple question: What did Jesus do to the People who were Merchandising in the Temple! This days I see too many politically correct n hey ur position is ur choice though but I kno what Jesus will do in such a situation...Dnt ask me...read ur Bible!

kingthreat:
The venue can take only tens of thousands, while Christ Embassy has over hundreds of thousands members. Can you kindly use your smart brains to recommend better means of crowd control or shut the fvck up?

I have questions for u and if only u wl sincerely attempt to answer them U wl c wat u wrote up there as "SENSE" wt d prefix "NON"
Question 1
Is this d first time they are having cross over service in that place that they ddnt anticipate that crowd?
Question 2
Must everybody converge in dt one venue when it can b shown on screen in dia branches abi na only dt place dy lagos? Actually ccrossed over in a church where d servic was done ds way!
Question 3
Better still, what stops d church frm havin d service in a stadium if they anticipated that much crowd?

If u kno wat is right to do and u dnt do it-its called sin...if they know d answer to ol d mentioned n dy ddnt do it but chose to (a)extort money from people (b) send people away from God's house-(dt is if they c as such) then the Bible calls it....SIN!
Since this act of extortion started in 2011 as d article stated...its qite obvios they dnt give a damn wat we say because they have a market of gullible people in Nigeria but wat is not right no matter hw u try to justify wont make it right!

eaglechild:
Thank you so much.

I always laugh when people think that an Igbo presidency is the messianic answer to all Igbo problems.

It is not and Igbos have long realised that.

Igbos have not been president in any democracy but they still have some of the best indices in all facets of human endeavor from education to health to economy.

Those who have held unto power the longest have the poorest masses with politico religious unrest and gross inequalities between the elites and masses.

So telling Igbo to align with APC because it gives them the best shot at presidency in the unknown future is a very lame and laughable ideology.

Hmm..So you will rather sell your "birth right" all because there is "nothin messianic" about an igbo presidency? Easu comes to mind! Hope when d policies no longer favor the SE aand those indices start plumeting you wont cry marginalization. Who is even talkin about an Igbo presidency when your kind of mentality is the reason the Igbo are not cohesive enough to be considred a pressure group-where they can influence policy decisions in government. Look at the GEJ government and evry other government before it, d north has always bn at the forefront of favorable policy decisions-you might say they have the "born to rule" mentality but who ends up crying at the end of d day? What has GEJ done for d SE relative to the North....its ol about interest brother n not sentiments thats why its called politics!

Collynzo9:
Your long epistle culminated in one thing.. the actualization of an Igbo President.
However you forgot to tell us what special benefits an Igbo Presidency will bring to the average Igbo man citing examples of the Yorubas, Fulanis, Kanuris and Ijaws who have ruled before.

Chew the Meat Mr and stop feasting on bones. The meat of his "long epistle" is an issue of Justice...n dt justice is not goin to b given becos d SE DESERVE it but becos they DEMAND it n with the SE polical n numerical strength he enumerated not rily doin them much favour, d only way to achieve the culmination of an Igbo Presidency is to build bridges. Such isolationist slant by Igbos wil continue to make them reserves in the scheme of Nigerian politics. Concernin ur question I have ds for u...forgive d choic of words "Only a bas.tard will ask whats d use of a father (In d true sense of d word "Father)." Get d presidency first then u wl know "how special" it is to d average Igbo.Mind U Am not Igbo

cocoduck:
My friend, that man speaks for himself, all he mentioned above are being done right now, BTW all we want is true federalism.

So how come Ohanaeze ddnt throw her full weight lyk it usually would? How come d voices dt speak of d Jonathan presidency ds tym round are not in anyway favourable-just a coincidence or plain gang up? Mr read d signs on d wall! This time round I dont tink it is wise for the SE to put all her eggs in one basket so that they dont come shouting that "Marginalization" word when their WHOLE choice doesnt favor them.

beopened:
You probably have a point with the part bolded but Nigerians must be open-minded enough to know that this is the first time we have a National party that can match PDP in every ramification

Some people joined PDP due to the fact that ACN,ANPP and CPC of the past do not have the National spread to curtail PDP but going forward with all the alignments,realignments,decamping there will be a rejuvenation of ideologies

APC is barely 2years old when compared with the PDP......by the time Gen Buhari becomes the President( By God's grace) and delivers an outstanding performance via laying of solid anti-corruption foundation......Those who are naturally not comfortable with his incorruptible and discipline style will be forced out and a new breed of ideologically driven politician will now be birthed at both sides of the divide and Nigerians will now know the party that means well for them and the one that should never be touched with a pole-vault pole

So on point...I guess ds answers those who keep askin wat d differenc is between Coke and Pepsi...taste it! Yes on face value nw dy "look similar" goin by d fact there is no clear ideological delineation but it wl surely evolve in d process of time..

Firefire:
Before You go out with a widow , you must first ask her what killed the husband.

Hahahhahaha....words of wisdom though...waiting for your "declaration"...

Zeezy99:
Ow God, this will be bad. God help them

Our military have neva had it ds bad...


Zeezy zeezy shey u kno y am hailin u...I ceeee...hp dt tin no dy shock...no contest...u carry!

kendrick9:
does this man think nigeria is only made up of the southwest?

Hmm..nw its southwest...yesterday it was just lagos...very soon ul say
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Nigeria


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made


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AFRICA? smh








“The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bas.tards.”
—Alexander Jablokov

temitemi1:
What are they counter Buhari should go n rest, d man is tire mentally n physically... GEJ till 2019!!!

You see why I called u TEMILITERATE? Calm down wen u want to say something so that we might put some effort to glean some sense from ur nonsense!

Sjones:
@Sharkhead or fishhead ,ur comment dosnt make any sense at all.
A respected global pastor was falsely accused of adultery by d media and people like u were havin fun castigating,judging and criticising him,his church and evrythn connected to him.Now,those that kno d truth ar tryin to put d fact straight and u ar there complaining.Ar u nt seeing d threads dat talk abt his new year msg?
Meanwhile,u didnt complain wen all manner of lies were being peddled against d MOG becos u were enjoying dem and anticipating his downfall.There is God o!

N who are you? Are these your words suppose to b a riposte? U sounded lyk u nagging! Why do u sound so fanatical about a man? Does your voice gets this loud when its about Christ? Hmm I dont engage with people who get unnecessary emotional over issues...If u tink wat I said doesnt make sense-dts ur biz! If u ddnt notice, I quoted d OP directly so I could engage in a civil discourse with him n I guess he has eaten d meat of my opinion n left d bones for folks like you to feast on! I guess my moniker registers now n I wont evr expect a mention from u no matter my comment in here but if u choose to push ur luck, kno dt you wont b gettin a befitting response from me because there's a response that always answers to folks like you-SILENCE is enof!

berem:
firstly, the northerners living in Imo state are more than 50,000. Go and get your brain updated and stop forecasting from your anus.

Ouccchh...lol...abeg na...its early in d year to start throwing punches na! Som ppl in dia haste to make some sense end up spewing nonsense!



Abeg jst livam b4 u go carry cane flog ds chindren frm here!







“The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bas.tards.”
—Alexander Jablokov

jom28gy:
Mbaka,is he truly a man of God?as he claimed.in the first,who made he a of God?

Y dnt u calm down even wen u want to type nonsense.

Marvin67:
That's what a pastor should say. It places him in a neutral position and doesn't translate to mean that he's urging Christians not to vote for GEJ. If you look at it in that direction, you could also interpret it to mean that he's urging muslims and northerners not to vote for GMB.

The pastor just placed himself in a neutral position.

Well said..dnt expect GEJ to get uncomfortable if he is not in cahoot wt those that play those religious tunes expectin us to dance to it! That song is gettin stale n d consequences does backfire...I tink his campaign team shd start doin dia housekeepin on such sundry issues and begin sell his positives more-cull in his attack dogs who have d tendency to go wild, makin careless statements dt hurt him in d long run!

Jenams:
so u agree say na empty threat u dey make ba? igwe must hear this!

Abeg o..no tel igwe...som kids na d way to chase dem out b ds