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If you don't want to laugh throughout this night, don't open this video. pic.twitter.com/H3D0cu6soy

— Harmless (@HarmlessHQ) October 28, 2026

man no fii leave him acting career sha

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How can one be this bad at football, he calls himself a striker but he can't use his head, can't use his legs, can't be in right positions, can't win duels, bad at 1v1s

I can't name 1 thing Kai Havertz is good at, and he earns 300k at Arsenal pic.twitter.com/FBr4tGzDbV

— Muktar (@afcmuktar) October 28, 2026

When footballers are under pressure to perform and held to high standards, it tends to bring the best out of them.

But Arsenal fans have babied this fucking donkey since he arrived. This is his 4th fucking season!!! How can you objectively justify this?! pic.twitter.com/h5SqLVkSKq

— #KSEOut #ArtetaOut❌ (@prettyboygooner) October 28, 2026

Havertz

Season 1 - 14 goals in all comps
Season 2 - 15 goals in all comps
Season 3 - 7 goals in all comps

Gyokeres

Season 1 - 14 goals, pl only
Still season 1 - 21 goals, all comps

One came from Portuguese league and that’s his debut season, another’s came from Chelsea (3 years epl experience)


One clown of a coach said kaikai will reach 25 goals

Arteta can't actually believe what he said about Havertz. He can't pic.twitter.com/Jy6NXXclZl

— Gyök Hive #14🏆 (@_Gunner4Life_28) October 28, 2026

you understand Arteta last statement, you wouldn’t be surprised why he’s playing him to justify his statement

He said if you give large volume of games and you’re surprised but he has failed to give Gyokeres such number of games this season

They should please get a striker by January

These boys are not serious at all

Just negodu

iamoyindamola:
Useless commentators said he deserve it because he invites challenges with his dribble

Just imagine Wetin commentator Dey talk

No wonder they usually say England game na kick and run, no technicality

Roland17:
I could have tolerated anyone else but that Dirty Spud. Watch him plan a return to the EPL with Spuds in the future so he can rub it in.

Ahhhhh! I was so mad when I saw his name. Like Gbarry Gbane of Spuds! One of my guy send me one kain banter text immediately dem announce, I wan cry!

Let’s use Saka Socrates award good body

iamoyindamola:
If you push further he will say the argument started from X

Don’t mind him
Roland explained to him sometime ago to stop continuing X argument here like it began here

Godx:
His posts are never coherent or straightforward. He starts with B, brings up C, blames Y, then jumps to Z. He's always fighting an imaginary battle.

This is his problem and never consistent with his own agenda

andrewbaba44:
A certain fraud and his fanbase said ballon d or has lost its credibility because someone they hated so much was winning it like bread and beans

Rodri won it too and they said the same thing to please their slave masters from Madrid ,Madrid boycotted going to the award ,but immediately they found out that Kylian mbakwe Stands a chance of winning ,the award regains its credibility and they allowed mbakwe travel to Paris only for Harry Kane to win it while mbakwe will return back to Madrid empty handed

Ballon d or will remain the biggest individual achievements for footballers ,you can always cry if your fave doesn’t win it ,but you will surely return back for the following year

To premier league fans ,since you have no good players in your league ,pray for mbappe to win the next one to make you guys happy 😁

Abi na sakueke or cold kpanla wan win ballon d or for premier league ?

You need help bro

Always running when no one is pursuing you

BlueRayDick:
Despite Saka not growing in Africa, I like the fact that he's giving back to the continent in the most humane way possible. Helping kids from 3rd world countries live life like normal kids is the best way he can ever leave his footprints on the sand of time. I'm glad Saka was raised well and he never forgot his roots.

I've been seeing Burnaboy FC's bus in the past one year in Lagos, I didn't now Burna was serious about the football club like that. Burnaboy's connect abroad will definitely help talented players who excel at the academy. It will be easier for them to get trial abroad .

It was emotional seeing both Saka and Burna connecting on that stage.

Burna is the best person to give the award to him

May God continually bless them

Roland17:
Iamoyindamola! I am in sefia pains. The Dirtiest of them all just won the Balon D’Or.. Ahhhh Gbarry Gbane! I can’t…

Immediately the award was presented to him, I just remembered you, Mazi

BlueRayDick:
Saka getting the Socrates award, Burnaboy's presentation and Saka's speech was everything for me.😢

Bukayo Saka has just won the Socrates Award at the 2026 Ballon d’Or.
Not the main prize, but the one named after a player who stood for something bigger than football. And it feels right.
Saka has spent years being the one who shows up, keeps his head, and represents Arsenal… pic.twitter.com/F2BUKcYXfF

— UwemHQ 🎬 (@enyeodu_uwem01) October 26, 2026

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It’s same thing for here especially when Burna said he guessed right with Saka being the winner and the the little boy his Big Shoe foundation helped, I hope to see more of this

Two brothers presenting award to each other on International stage🥺

raumdeuter:
iamoyindamola, gloriousgbola spy360 see our ministry has spread to America

Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/Pu52Uf7LWy

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) October 26, 2026

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Roland17 in case you are looking for a new home church in US

Man went back to his true African roots

It’s just giving that trouple vibezz sha

This week is rubbish ooo
Three of my players blanked, four of my opponent players also blanked

Thank you for fighting my battles for Me

chrisley024:
Heaven must be high

Heaven is definitely high up there

iamoyindamola:
So arteta relegated you for 2 years abi
If you do mistake enter fa cup, you and Emaprince will be our beating drum

Dey play
I was in coaching school those two years

I need to meet you in that fa cup to teach you how it’s done and not that fluke win you had some weeks ago

Iamoyindamola you can see why my criticism on Arteta in the past is justified, can you check the table and see where I’m sitting comfortably? I’ll be on the 2nd or third by the end of today

A good manager and more

Lagos state better find a way to curtail this gave to institutions, see how it’s looking like zombie apocalypse

Baby Agberos took over the street of Lagos yesterday 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/W8TuG213f4

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) October 25, 2026

Spy360:
I am just wondering why he treated Jesus and Havertz as pieces of sh if he can be praising flukes

This life no balance

Case of monkey no fine but him mama like am

You have no moral justification on this matter joor, remember when you were defending Harvertz when he first joined us and he went on goal drought before Saka helped his confidence, you turned Saliba on his matter Atleast Gyokeres won us the League in his first season.


Move joor

daveP:
Wait, they're giving the 2nd Assist to Gyo over White?

Influential with or without. If bayern na fluke, this one na something. Quiet everywhere.

Dave my man
You like wahala pass problem

Leyqute:
We always win when Caicedo starts una

I love this food you’re cooking

Big chef🧑‍🍳

Emaprince:
And the idiot na one my differentials. Smh

Time to sell the scrap
I’ve tolerated him since MD 1

iamoyindamola:
Blue teams they always look clueless at the Emirates
Normal stuff

Emotional damage😭😭😂

Man city assets no be am this GW sha

See Useless guehi with no points

iamoyindamola:
Calafiori is too chaotic, nowadays I stop worrying when I see him upfront no be me he go give heart attack
If he can work on his offside positioning he will score loads because he's a better finisher compare to our CF

I didn't even notice Calafiori run there🤣

This guy is never beating the allegation😭pic.twitter.com/cecqV9nfMO

— UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️ (@UPYOURARSENAL04) October 21, 2026

Yeah you’re right, he should work on his positioning cause man got lots of banger goals in his legs to unleash

No wonder Arteta leaves this broski to do his thing on the field

Easily top 3 strikers in the prem. pic.twitter.com/oxb3EpCGrB

— lifeofchibs (@lifeofchibs) October 21, 2026

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Thank you Shiekh Oasis

Let go boysss

COYGss💪👑

pocohantas:
Nawa. Can someone's spec be armed robber? 😂😂😂

That explains why she dated another one when the first one was cooling off in prison

pocohantas:
If you have dated two robbers, then you are a robber too. You don't randomly date two robbers.

Or probably her Spec in a man

BlueRayDick:
People that labelled us Corners FC last season don suddenly lose their voice to call us Open Play FC

That was why I couldn’t care less about their rants last season because winning is the game of football

People will always hate what they can’t get

iamoyindamola:
They will end up with a deadbeat and later become single mother, the frustration of fending for the child will make them bitter and emergency feminists
See American version, she wasn'teven asking for money or material things, she just want some night out dates which the judges criticise her for

see the american version here https://t.co/CPlXxymOkW pic.twitter.com/FyyJYRdd1r

— ibk (@ibukvnoluwa) October 15, 2026

Most of them don't even know what they want