₦airaland Forum

GloriousGbola:
be kiaful sodiq

this diffusion goes both ways

your engaging ibime is why you are suddenly looking for gay arse shows like all the queens men



naa man - we speak the queens English in naija - the original english - not the bastardized english of some freedom unit mfkers who dont know the only thing supposed to be measured in inches is your prick

this man
you always have the right meme for every topic

Amethyst101:
"I cut am like this, cut am like that"

This Mbappe meme enter ooo

MEND001:
why would he go and take the pk when it not his duty.

He did that cause Retegui asked him to

BlueRayDick:
I think the man is most likely being pushed by his other children. Maybe they are not cool with the fact that their late brother left everything for his kids and nothing for his siblings(Of course he doesn't owe them)

You maybe right sha.
But the evil men do when it involves Money and Power is immeasurable

BlueRayDick:
This story I'm seeing online about Herbert Wigwe father's law suit is not looking good at all.

Imagine!
Why will a 90year old man drag his granddaughter to court cause of an estate and this girl is an adult

germaphobe:
All these una shaleye and dragging this morning no concern me again.(I dey enjoy am shaa ) make dem win trophy or sack all of them, like all of them. Nonsense and Arsenal

🤝

izzou:
[color=royalblue] That's how the villages are.

I don't know why it's like that. But for town,na there all the tribalism and wickedness dey [/color]

I think they’re always happy when they see a stranger cause they believed the person is going to bring some changes to their village and will communicate how things are done in the city to them

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Nice..Enjoy oh, but be safe.[/color]

Thanks Chief 🫡

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Nigeria sweet oh.

One funny part of Nigeria is that when they perceive that you are a stranger, they become nicer to you, especially in the interior parts

Na for town and cities wicked people dey[/color]

You no lie

One of my guy posted to Mangu was welcomed and given lunch and dinner that day

izzou:
[color=royalblue]If you're like me, abeg travel well and see the world oh.

As I never fit dey fly out, make I dey waka as I like for Nigeria [/color]

One of my guy who grew up in Jos is planning a tour for us and according to him Jos has many tourist attraction

BlueRayDick:
It's just greed and ambition without work that always lead them to that path. You will see someone who is in his 20's dreaming to be as rich as Dangote yet does not really have want he can point to as his job or trade he has learnt.

A trip to Maldives and $100k to ease this stress geng with no work or trade

seankafor:
Nigeria is not just it I swear to almighty God...

Well, I had to play along and act a fool to get what I wanted..

Nigeria as a country no just be am I swear on my life

Sorry bro

That man is just so stupid, using such flimsy excuse to refuse providing services which he was paid to render

I was once patriotic but then I realized it’s better to love the country from afar if you run without looking back

Ibime:
Spoken like a true Social Sciences student. Try this one for Maths or Science and sorry will be your name. It does work for social sciences though, I used it for my economics modules which was 1/4 of my course

BlueRayDick:
I always tell my friends that once u study a lecturer, u are 50% sure of passing his or her course. The rest is now based on how intelligent and how industrious u are in studying for the course itself.

I apply this same thing to Job interviews. Once I get an interview invite via mail and I have an idea of the people copied in the mail who might be on the interview panel, I always look them up on LinkedIn to see what piques their interests, what is their area of specialization and what can u say at the interview that can make them be on ur side during the interview session. This usually works for me, in fact it worked for my first job after NYSC cos I had already figured out the MD's interest going through his LInkedIn page. When I was done with the interview, I knew I had gotten the job cos I saw how impressed he was on his face. I knew the whole "We will get back to you" was just formality cos he has already chosen me with his countenance which I gauged well.

This one na hack ooo
it works in Life itself

Study your enemies(whomever you wanna have an engagement with)and you can take him down

BlueRayDick:
Nigerian students ehn.... Always inventing new ways to cheat the system 😂. I don't blame them Sha cos some Lecturers too are deliberately wicked in the way they set exams so students will fail

Nigerian Lecturers na course and you have to find a way to pass it😂

iamoyindamola:
Really
I thought only Lagos is hot among South West because of lesser Greenlands
I schooled in osun and it's cooler than lagos

Presently, Ibadan is also hot

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Jos is not just surrounded by hills

You are on a higher ground.

There are places in Plateau that is hot. Go to Pankshin, and it is hot.[/color]

You’re right, my PPA is on higher ground and I asked from my guy posted to pankshin and he said same thing.

E get where you never travel to in Naija

iamoyindamola:
I guess this is because of the hills

That’s true but Ekiti that’s also surrounded by hills is hot too

iamoyindamola:
It's like breeze didn't follow us enter new year
This heat is something else

At a point, I was asking if Jos is part of Nigeria cause the cold is just too much

The south just be like hell, everywhere just Dey hot anyhow

iamoyindamola:
He has energy and can play all 3 positions in front
I think he will because he's better than sterling and not afraid of take on
Just that it can be frustrating pairing him and martinelli together 🤣🤣
2 headless chickens

Anybody wey better pass Sterling Dey try abeg

BlueRayDick:
Aswear ! That city goal he missed was even more easier than what Merino scored as the second goal . That guy just Dey lucky say he Dey always get second chance to see one goal or do one assist that will make it seem like he didn’t have a bad game.

I saw his post on hospital bed after his surgery and I come Dey pity am sha. I wish him speedy recovery . I just wish we signed at least one striker this past transfer window

Harvertz sha
I hope this makeshift striker score goal before the arrival of Saka

BlueRayDick:
Some students have strong mind o. Some of my coursemates devised a means of cheating when we got to 300level and we were doing majorly departmental courses and just maybe one or two non departmental course . They knew that was the time to build ur CGPA and recover what u must have lost in 100 and 200 levels due to so many borrowed courses .

I don’t know exactly who came up with the idea but a handful of them who had very strong mind used this cheating format from 300l 1st semester to 400l second semester without copping any carryover or getting caught .

They would get this fancy biro with paper calender inner , write possible exam answers on the calender inner part of the biro and draw it back in making the biro look like a normal biro to unsuspecting invigilators.(see attached for an example of such biros).

For some courses they may need as much as 10 of those biros to accompany them into the exam hall cos some examiners will just ask u a small case study question and u will be required to explain that particular concept , its qualities/characteristics , advantages and disadvantages, instances where it is applicable , exceptions to its rules etc .U know such will require u to write as much as 2 and half pages as answer for u to get 15 or 20 marks .

During an exam in 400l an external invigilator nearly caught one of our course mates who pulled out the inner calendar and was steadily writing answers he had previously written there on to his answer booklet. The lecturer saw him from afar and asked him to stand up like that thinking he had caught him writing answers from an expo on him. By the time the lecturer got to him , he searched his pocket, surroundings and found nothing . Unknown to the lecturer the student had released the pull on the biro back inside and dropped the biro on the floor before the lecturer got to the student. The lecturer wan craze when he didn’t see any expo on the guy. At some point he was doubting his sanity cos he was damn sure he saw him writing from a paper . When the lecturer was exhausted , he asked the guy to sit and continue his work and even told him to sha pick up his biro that fell . 😂. The man never knew the biro itself was the expo. That was the closest shave those guys were to being caught .

After our final paper when we went to celebrate and drink at a lounge , I heard them doing vote of thanks and one weyrey said he dedicate his B.Sc to the manufacturers of that biro 😂😂😂😂. Craze people dey this world abeg!

Boys will always find a way to cheat the system

A babe I know when writing the final papers wore a sandal that covers her whole leg and inside that sandal is enough exhibit and on her lap but she wore jean that day 😂she complained of heat underneath that day after that paper person wey Dey study peace and conflicts ooo

iamoyindamola:
It ended 5 ciro
We flogged those mofos like thief

Dirty spuds for a reason
Both male and female team

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=134164760]Another student successfully makes it to the expulsion list . Awo lo! 🙅‍♂️

Omoh, this is just too much. See the moment a student was caught engaging in exam malpractice 😭 pic.twitter.com/ConjXQqog7

— TENIOLA (@Teeniiola) February 16, 2025

people get mind, same ‘I can’t be caught’ mindset every thief has

This is one thing I’ve never engaged in while in school cause what’s the end gain if I’m caught, 4-5 years will just go into the thin air like that

BlueRayDick:
I sincerely hope I’m not the only fan who thinks Harvey’s could’ve missed that Merino’s second goal. 🤷‍♂️

Someone that could miss a goal like he did against City has every tendency to miss that

iamoyindamola:
We are currently beating dirty spuds women by 4 goals at the Emirates
Don't pity those fvckers

As it should be

PP123:
brr they talk say you don die

Back to You and your household

BlueRayDick:
Try to apply first, if they give u option to proceed without uploading NYSC discharge certificate then it means u can see through the process before end of Ur service year

I’ll go through it, thanks

raumdeuter:
Young graduates try reason am

https://apps.ng.kpmg.com/careers/recruitment/gt-program.html

I don't know what type of questions they ask in aptitude tests these days. I wrote KPMG test over 20yrs ago

BlueRayDick any ideas how to prepare for the test

The only problem I’ve there is the “must’ve completed NYSC”

Fantastic win from the lads

Sterling should find another club where he can prove himself abeg, no be this team

Mikel Merino makes it One

Joy is Coming