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Properties / Re: Native Doctor Places Juju On Electric Pole To Avoid Disconnection - Photo by Shellsploit: 8:23pm On Mar 02
Remove the damn fuse connecting to the entire transformer.
What Insolence sad

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Car Talk / Re: Can I Replace My Car Engine Oil With A Road Side Measurement Oil? by Shellsploit: 8:14pm On Mar 02
Tinubu administration don show us shege!

Ordinary Allied brake oil "smallest can" that cost N700 some weeks ago now goes for N1300
Politics / Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1000 Per Liter Mark by Shellsploit: 7:46pm On Mar 02
What Tinubu cannot do does not exist.
Na him be say fuel will be sold at 1200 per litre shocked shocked shocked shocked

Thank God for my 3 cylinder minivan!
2 litres of fuel can take me to and fro to my office for a distance of 240km!

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Travel / Re: See The New Yaba Look And Overpass That Got Lagosians Groaning by Shellsploit: 7:44pm On Mar 02
Person fit fail break for ontop this kain bridge

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Politics / Re: Igboho Tells FG To Release Nnamdi Kanu, Says He Is Just Fighting For His People by Shellsploit: 8:50pm On Feb 29
Thia one done start again

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Romance / Re: Why Do Cheaters Keep On Cheating Even After Getting Caught? by Shellsploit: 3:03pm On Feb 29
It leaves in them! Simple
Agriculture / Re: Faith Patricia Ariokot: Ugandan Sets Record For The Longest Time To Hug A Tree by Shellsploit: 3:02pm On Feb 29
Na who go break record to masturbatee for a full day



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Romance / Re: 61 Days After: Was I Right To Stop Bet9ja Virtual? by Shellsploit: 12:22pm On Feb 24
A child of doom u are!
Its best u adopt masturbation at least it wont cost u a penny except few megabytes of data grin grin
Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by Shellsploit: 8:15pm On Feb 21
VeryWickedMan:
Connect naked wire & touch the pee.



Very wicked man u are

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Business / Re: Lagos To Convert Computer Village, Ikeja To Residential Area by Shellsploit: 8:11pm On Feb 21
ednut1:
cho cho cho na only that region dey sell there



Na that one concern u angry
Business / Re: Lagos To Convert Computer Village, Ikeja To Residential Area by Shellsploit: 7:47pm On Feb 21
Just to suffer people from the other region cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Directs Payment Of State House Electricity Bill by Shellsploit: 8:53pm On Feb 20
Share that one billion among Nigerians

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Romance / Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by Shellsploit: 8:16pm On Feb 20
My ex had most male friends when we where still dating back then, guess what she has slept with all of them including her so called friend who is a catholic priest....
Travel / Re: PMS: Road Transport Owners Call Off Strike, Reach Agreement With FG by Shellsploit: 8:04pm On Feb 20
Enugu state N1200 per litre
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: "I Wish Today's Difficulties Didn't Exist But We Must Endure" by Shellsploit: 12:28pm On Feb 19
Renewed Endurance shocked shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Sen Nywoye Hands Over A Tech Innovation And Computer Hub Building To Community by Shellsploit: 7:44pm On Feb 18
Better than the other one that built wooden pedestrian bridge somewhere in lagos grin grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Watch: How Woman Was Stripped N@ked, Beaten Up For Sle€ping With Someone Husband by Shellsploit: 6:02am On Feb 16
Eureka!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger Confirm Plan To Form New Confederation by Shellsploit: 6:00am On Feb 16
kiss
Car Talk / Re: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by Shellsploit: 4:59am On Feb 16
Tear the original car document.
Thats the only way to resolve the issue



Speaking from experience.

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Celebrities / Re: Be A Man & Restore Your Pictures & Videos On Instagram - Lege Miami Tells Iwobi by Shellsploit: 1:42pm On Feb 15
Be a man and restore your pics yet u stand ontop kia 2009 dey snap pics shocked shocked shocked

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Education / Re: Admission of nursing students: Official Statement from Maduka University Managem by Shellsploit: 1:41pm On Feb 15
When dem go resume classes for licenced penetration tester?
Travel / Re: Ileri Babalobi GWR: I Am Visiting 54 African Countries Without Using A Plane by Shellsploit: 1:38pm On Feb 15
iswallker:


The headless fellow... cheesy grin


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Education / Re: ABSU Lecturer Proposes To Student In Lecture Hall On Valentine's Day by Shellsploit: 12:54pm On Feb 15
This should be sexual harassment
Travel / Re: Ileri Babalobi GWR: I Am Visiting 54 African Countries Without Using A Plane by Shellsploit: 12:44pm On Feb 15
bunmconig:

Wait bro!! Are you headless?? shocked



Speaking from experience

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Travel / Re: Ileri Babalobi GWR: I Am Visiting 54 African Countries Without Using A Plane by Shellsploit: 12:27pm On Feb 15
stevups:

You were once headless?


shocked
Travel / Re: Ileri Babalobi GWR: I Am Visiting 54 African Countries Without Using A Plane by Shellsploit: 12:13pm On Feb 15
Amazing development
Sha no pass ogun region before you become headless with your mandate!



Speaking from experience

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Car Talk / Re: Which 75 Amps Car Battery Is Good?? by Shellsploit: 8:40pm On Feb 13
Stay away from new batteries...
Most of them are produced here in Nnewi Anambra state.



The last one i bought didnt last 2 months. The idiot started leaking acid from the side. Sold off as scrap.
Car Talk / Re: What's The Standard Engine Oil Mark Level by Shellsploit: 8:29pm On Feb 13
Its short on oil.
Its better to top off to avoid affecting your engine bearings/ knocking sound
Business / Re: Herbert Wigwe's House (Mansion) In Ikoyi, Lagos (Video) by Shellsploit: 7:21pm On Feb 13
Na wetin una dey call mansion be dis?
Education / Re: Damage At Michael Okpara University Heartbreaking, Will Cost N2bn To Repair by Shellsploit: 8:38pm On Feb 12
Tru81bdje:
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Delete this edited ticket u posted
Crime / Re: Two Suspects Identified As ‘kill And Bury’ And ‘good And Bad’ Arrested Over Cult by Shellsploit: 8:35pm On Feb 12
Ndi isi L-key wont like this development

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