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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Storing Human Faeces Outside His Kano Home by Shellsploit: 11:40am On Jun 18
Reminds me of one of the female landlord in olu street, somewhere in lagos. This building consists of face me I face you rooms. It has the pit hole toilet at the extreme end of the last room. It got to a point the toilet was filled up to the brim, and the door was locked up. The tenants had to start throwing there poops from the window of the toilet till the whole toilet room was also filled.

One day as I was coming back from work, I perceived a strong stench kilometers away from the house and upon passing through the street, I noticed the woman has called a someone to pack out the shit from the toilet and dumped them out side the building. She later rented that (toilet) after repairing it to someone else as an empty apartment...

Iya Sade, God will continue to judge u inside your grave.
Travel › Re: Jet Loses Bearing, Lands On Second Niger Bridge Road, Takes Off Again (Videos) by Shellsploit: 9:28am On Jun 11
bewla:
you need rehab

Seriously why my mother be your insult peg

Has my mother beans ever run you belle
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Travel › Re: Jet Loses Bearing, Lands On Second Niger Bridge Road, Takes Off Again (Videos) by Shellsploit: 11:35pm On Jun 10
Pilot needed to take a shit...
Probably the ewa agoyin he ate at mama mukailas restaurant was tormenting his digestive tracks hence the emergency landing and takeoff.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Reunion: Joanna Recounts Alleged ‘One-Night Stand’ With Jason by Shellsploit: 3:27pm On Jun 10
And this made frontpage?
Whoever pushed this thread here should be checked for system malfunctioning and misconfiguration.
Health › Re: Tinubu Sets Up Ebola Task Force, Approves ₦10 Billion For Emergency Preparedness by Shellsploit: 6:45am On Jun 10
Amazing development grin grin grin

While people are dying, students in captivity over 3 weeks and 10 billion for ebola preparedness shocked.

Anyway, God bless president Tinubu, it's indeed a smart move.
Crime › Re: IGP Disu Orders Vehicles Without Number Plates To Be Impounded Over Insecurity by Shellsploit: 6:44am On Jun 10
Amazing development grin
That means all vehicles in Anambra state will be impounded.
Health › Re: List Of STDs That Can Be Contracted Despite Using Condoms by Shellsploit: 10:07pm On Jun 06
Rub dusting powder all over your body before intercourse and thank me later
Politics › Re: Lagos Arrests 45 Beggars Including Nine Children by Shellsploit: 4:36pm On Jun 04
Allahakbar cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: 2 Men Caught Stealing Crates Of Beer, Forced To Drink It All by Shellsploit: 4:11pm On Jun 04
What God cannot do does not exist
Car Talk › Re: Why Is My Car Faster Than The Speedometer by Shellsploit: 3:57pm On May 13
I believe it's a Faulty speed sensor or the cars instrument cluster needs calibration. Happened to me before, all I did was change the speed sensor which mine is located in the gearbox.
Politics › Re: Enugu Begins Enforcing ₦500,000 Fine On One-Way Traffic Violators by Shellsploit: 2:52pm On May 09
And I just followed one way while reading this thread
Car Talk › Re: MDX, QX60 Use In Nigeria by Shellsploit: 11:53am On May 05
Mdx is better...
Na make e no go dey short oil before 280000km
Car Talk › Re: My Car Cranks Dry For 1 Second After Being Parked For Hours by Shellsploit: 8:06pm On Apr 28
Check the egg shaped lobes on your camshaft
Phones › Re: Share You Phone Home Screen And Lock Screen. by Shellsploit: 5:52pm On Apr 19
frank155:
First: Lock screen
Second: Home Screen
Niagara launcher...simple and minimalist
Education › Re: 57 Make First Class As NOUN Graduates 24,575 Students by Shellsploit: 9:47am On Apr 16
Kindergarten university
Crime › Re: Shocking Scandal: N848 Billion Missing At Wema Bank – Staff Named Among Suspects by Shellsploit: 7:26pm On Apr 13
AngelicBeing:
I will continue to use my Dark world Ethical SKILLS to provide information to Donald Olawale Ibrahim Musa Azikiwe Trump PBUH SAW HAHAHA,to continue to pound lran to pieces.

My Ethical hacking skills are Topnotch
Lol... I remain WhiteHat!
Crime › Re: Shocking Scandal: N848 Billion Missing At Wema Bank – Staff Named Among Suspects by Shellsploit: 7:14pm On Apr 12
When you don't employ the services of Licensed penetration tester's, this would be the end result.
Politics › Re: Styrofoam Ban In Lagos, Oyo Puts Ogun On Edge by Shellsploit: 3:57pm On Apr 01
And my container of styrofoam just landed yesterday shocked
Politics › Re: Band A Customers Pay More For Darkness by Shellsploit: 4:41pm On Mar 28
Amazing development cheesy
Band H dey get steady light for okearo matogun ooo
Family › Re: Emotional Intelligence In Marriage by Shellsploit: 4:32pm On Mar 28
Ebenezer2021:
when are you going to get married
Mucheche grin
What God cannot do does not exist.
Crime › Re: NAFDAC Destroys ₦939 mIllion Substandard Drugs In Anambra by Shellsploit: 7:45am On Mar 28
Someone once told me that paracetamol is made in Nando, oyi local government in Anambra state. No wonder after drinking all this chalk, ailment gets worst
Health › Re: Is This Normal? (pics) by Shellsploit: 9:00pm On Mar 27
The veins dey ur legs?
Looks like varicose vein which can be removed with lazer
Education › Re: Are Modern School Uniforms Slowly Losing Their Importance by Shellsploit: 8:22pm On Mar 24
Somewhere in Anambra State, na kilikili star (wrapper) be school uniform....
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Shellsploit: 8:00pm On Mar 23
Yawns... grin
Am the winner
Romance › Re: Leonid Radvinsky Dies At 43 by Shellsploit: 6:51pm On Mar 23
AngelicBeing:
Which employment? Nawaooo sad
Employment for prostitutes grin
U Gerrit?
Romance › Re: Leonid Radvinsky Dies At 43 by Shellsploit: 6:45pm On Mar 23
Let me log in and log out from onlyfans website to pay tribute to the amazing owner of the website...
May Allah not give him of his short comings.



He created employment for many Nigerian OS!
Politics › Re: Nigerians’ Woes Deepen As Petrol Hits ₦1,400/L by Shellsploit: 8:47am On Mar 23
Anambra state N1800 per litre
Crime › Re: Police Officer In Aba Caught In Extortion, Told To Empty His Pockets. by Shellsploit: 10:29pm On Mar 19
This one na small, come to otuocha, those policemen need empowering grin

U tell Dem u don't have money, gbam they will search your cars pigeon hole for N200.
Car Talk › Re: Which Car Can I Get With ₦3.5-4M? by Shellsploit: 1:04pm On Mar 12
Just add money and buy Daihatsu hijet korope (Belgium) at the price of 4.2m with Air-conditioning available.
* Fuel efficient and economical
* Parts are cheap are readily available
* U dont need highly qualified technician to service engine,
* Fuel 4k can take u a distance of 30km
TV/Movies › Re: A Movie Will Be Shot On Lagos Waterways Today, Do Not Panic by Shellsploit: 12:59pm On Mar 12
Film wey don available already on Spotify... grin grin
Politics › Re: Nairaland Member Declares To Contest Abeokuta North Ogun Assembly Seat by Shellsploit: 6:05am On Mar 11
What is good for the geese is bad for the gander

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