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Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 10:13am On Dec 19, 2017
Rick9:


King ain't supposed to move but should be protected by all means, and should only be moved when necessary.

This is wrong o, the reason some people loose is because they don't know how to use kings as weapon.

Learn how to use your king, his 9 points is not just to sit on throne.
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 10:08am On Dec 19, 2017
Rick9:


This en passant move is so annoying eh

Thats why you need to occupy and control the middle before your opponent does. But careful so you wont cause yourself trouble.
Celebrities / Charly Boy Shares A Note Of His Wife Of Almost 40 Years That She Wrote About Him by Sherifastro(m): 5:02pm On Dec 10, 2017
Charly boy took to Instagram to share a note his wife of almost 40 years, Lady D wrote about him.

According to his wife, her husband has always been about how much value he can add to the environment and the people he meets, and most of his stunts have kept people guessing.

Here’s her note;

Source: http://www.naijagrows.com/1188/charly-boy-shares-a-note-of-his-wife-of-almost-40-year#1515

Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Arena by Sherifastro(m): 2:37pm On Dec 10, 2017
vivie01:

Oya no vex. Na joke sad grin

Lols, i can smile now since na joke. smiley

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Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Arena by Sherifastro(m): 1:30pm On Dec 10, 2017
vivie01:


Na to say you don dey arrange your own excuse from now na grin ....you just take Vivie01 disguise ni cheesy

You don finish me
Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Arena by Sherifastro(m): 1:03pm On Dec 10, 2017
vivie01:


No be small thing ehn grin cheesy grin grin grin
lols, i been wan find trouble cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Arena by Sherifastro(m): 12:16pm On Dec 09, 2017
vivie01:


Hahahahaha, warm ice cream? shocked grin grin grin

Shervydman, come and say your own oh. grin Alexanderbells2, what's your own excuse? grin

@vivie01 i told you to meet me by the road side 3pm and when i reached there 2:30pm i met you waiting for me. You too respect time so its over.

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Jokes Etc / Re: A New Metal Has Been Added To Chemistry by Sherifastro(m): 9:34pm On Nov 27, 2017
vivie01:
LOL. grin

Na so na

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Jokes Etc / A New Metal Has Been Added To Chemistry by Sherifastro(m): 9:19pm On Nov 27, 2017
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists

����

http://www.naijagrows.com/970/a-new-metal-has-been-added-to-chemistry/1#1235

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Sherifastro(m): 9:07pm On Nov 27, 2017
vivie01:


**Off topic** Why wouldn't I fear when you said I'm everywhere on NL? Hope I'm not been monitored oooo. grin Seems I need to reduce how I frequent here nowsad ...... Your forum is really good and filled with lovely topics. I replied your mail.***
ok, am just kidding, you are safe 99.99%
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Sherifastro(m): 8:58pm On Nov 27, 2017
vivie01:
Enemy is not necessarily that distant adversary or hostile person far away, they are most times closer to us than we think, they are friends pretending to have our interest at heart but are wolves in sheep's clothing, lurking in secret places to strike at the slightest opportunity, let's be watchful, lets be vigilant!

@Sherifastro, I saw the link sent and visited your forum. You made me fear with this your statement oh. I'm not omnipresent now! I hope am safe angry grin
fear as how? Wetin make you fear
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Sherifastro(m): 8:37pm On Nov 27, 2017
vivie01:
Plastic rice is a slow poison being imported for us to eat these days, Naija borders are so porous and urgent attention needs be diverted to that area (if not yet done) with genuine intentions to curtail such menace; our Customs officers should not see it as another wake-up call from the ruling government to 'come and eat'.........

MrWondah e be say rice get grade ooooo but I come fear as all na same to you. sad smiley

Nice one @vivie01. Anywhere i enter on nairaland you are present
Science/Technology / How Technology Lies To You Everyday by Sherifastro(m): 9:25am On Nov 27, 2017
How Technology Lies to You Everyday

Ever notice the media via TV, laptop, TABs and other digital gadgets is full of negative content? How is the media feeding this negativity to us and how is it lying on a daily basis? Read on to find out.

Consider the following options and justify:

1) Murder/Crime

Murder, kidnapping and ransoming are bold news in the media which scares the death out of us and make us want to think negative about our environment and the world.

2) Theft/Robbery

Theft - trivial or big - does happen. More of it happens in underdeveloped countries. Robberies are equally rampant and sometimes they are thoroughly planned and executed so that it takes times to find out the suspects and culprits behind the action. These are highlighted in the media, making us feel insecure.

3) Bankruptcies

Once in a while bankruptcies do happen and they become hot news in the media, damaging the image and reputation of the banks.

4) Global warming

Global warming is an issue taken up since the late eighties. Chlorofluorocarbons (or CFC's) from industrial smoke and exhaust fumes from running vehicles on the streets seems to be the cause of the problem by depleting the ozone layer much higher up in the sky, letting in UV rays of the sun to reach us, which is dangerous for us, by warming up the global temperature so that after a specific time, a situation will arise when we will find it difficult to breathe. This is the scenario given to us since the late eighties and covers a lot on the media.



5) Shortage of natural resources

One day the natural resources on this earth will run out and we will face problems, leading us to a slow death. This is also the scenario the media wants to present to us.

6) War

Bombshells, wounded people and dead bodies in war-going countries are shown on media giving us the impression there isn't any peace in the world.

7) Rape

Rape will always be an issue where slender and beautiful women are concerned. But the media exaggerates a bit more to make juicy stories.

Summing up, none of the news in the media does us any good other than make us think in negative terms. The media is simply lying to us.

There are cases of crimes, murders, robberies and thefts all around the earth. But there is also good happening in the world. For instance, more and more people are getting interested in self-development, bettering themselves and contributing positively to the world.

Bankruptcies do happen but we do not have to fear every time we invest in banks because the governments and the good people out there are willing to help. In most cases, even if they do happen, we will get back what we deserve.

As I said, global warming is an issue since the late eighties. Why worry about it and not concentrate on positive things around us for instance, a mug of Starbucks coffee, a bouquet of roses from your latest crush or to and fro rides on a swing at the nearest local park?

So someday there will be a shortage of natural resources. That someday hasn't arrived yet. So why bother? Instead enjoy the mojo of life by sharing jokes and anecdotes with friends and colleagues. Have an abundant mindset and tap into the abundance of vast resources of this life.

There will be unrest and war in the world. So if we have freedom and peace, so why let the news make us feel negative? Why not reach out to the world with your inspiring messages and write self-help books in addition to the books in your niche for the greater good of humanity?

The rape of young and beautiful women will occur in the harshness of this world. But they can escape it by being cautious, candid and playing safe. It is not an issue for us to worry at all. We live in a secure place on this earth. We have homes with security alarms/watchmen. So long we are careful, the thought of rape shouldn't make us feel insecure. We can drive to places we want and mingle with people we want but we just need to know how to be safe and secure and keep our wits.

So all the negativity in the media via the technology of TV, laptops, iPads, TABs etc. bombarded to us shouldn't affect us negatively too. At least we shouldn't allow it. There is much good, hope, magic and happiness out there to make us feel positive and uplifted so that we can work with Technology in empowering ways.

http://www.naijagrows.com/954/how-technology-lies-to-you-everyday
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 7:03am On Nov 23, 2017
Collinz2:
but 22k 4 chess is expensive

Its a big sport shop. I no price am again as i hear 22k.
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 7:47pm On Nov 22, 2017
Collinz2:
i have my rooks with me, the table turn around when i refuse to capture his rook and he captured mine.

Ok, i get it now. You are playing with him as a novice. So no strong hands.
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 7:45pm On Nov 22, 2017
Collinz2:
22k? Why? Because of the glass. And I even want to get one glass board.

Its also magnetic, not just glass. Its so beautiful
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 2:12pm On Nov 22, 2017
MelloMusings:
Here's a game I recently played with my buddy (I'm the opaque pieces with my queen placing his king into submission)

Nice one, my king is always behind one bishop, and make sure a Knight is closer. Nice game i love the piece. Am planning on buying one magnetic glass board but it cost is 22k. Imagine buying game for 20k+
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 2:05pm On Nov 22, 2017
Collinz2:
I don't know what is wrong with me, the other day i was playing chess with someone i am teaching and i decided to remove my queen and one of my bishop, like play i was checkmated.

Next time when you dashout queen, dont even try to dash out bishops and make sure you have the two rooks, that way u can manage to win,

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Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday Vivie01 by Sherifastro(m): 7:43am On Nov 20, 2017
vivie01:


kadan kadan ooo, oga games-man.

grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday Vivie01 by Sherifastro(m): 7:42am On Nov 20, 2017
MrWondah:

grin
Nairabet crew.

I don't play such, only chess
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday Vivie01 by Sherifastro(m): 6:28pm On Nov 19, 2017
vivie01:

Ohhh, sorry dear, hope you've taken medication.
Do take care of yourself.

thanks, na game wan scatter my head sha.
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday Vivie01 by Sherifastro(m): 3:10pm On Nov 19, 2017
vivie01:

Any contribution boss?
This one is deviation from chess shey? cheesy

No contributions o my sister, my head hot now. Headache dey worry me sef
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday Vivie01 by Sherifastro(m): 3:01pm On Nov 19, 2017
vivie01:
You know you will do small test on this thing ehnn? cheesy grin

Okay.......that there is no point serving the Lord that cant be trusted by you, its a complete waste of time. To serve Him, you must trust and believe Him.
- He does not change but can change things and situations around
- He's not a man that He should lie
- He knows us more than we know ourselves
- He knows what we are going through and has power to deliver us
- His promise for our life is constant, cannot change, they are final and settled. Ps 119:89

Any kwesion? sad smiley

Sherifastro, the strategist, i sight you. U no go say smtin abi?

Hmmmm,
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 9:15am On Nov 15, 2017
Collinz2:
thanks. Why not just use k as knight instead of n.

Chess is a game of rules, if n represents knight, then so be it.
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Reduce The Length Of My Dick? by Sherifastro(m): 9:30am On Nov 12, 2017
Chybeibe:
Yeah, with knife.

@chybeibe why na, you wan kill him? Advice him to use plier, or pinches, less pain less damage.
Romance / Things You Must Know Before You Turn Your Lover To Spouse by Sherifastro(m): 10:49pm On Nov 10, 2017
Things you must know before you turn your lover to spouse


Most Nigerians strongly believe the misconception that marriage often brings misfortune. This statement is not only untrue but bias. It is common practice (especially in the eastern part of Nigeria) for a man who had been doing well in business and financially to suddenly go broke after few months or years of marriage. While most may be quick to point fingers at the spouse, such misfortune is inevitable when you enter marriage blindly without having vital details about your spouse which could affect your finances one way or the other.

Marriage is meant to be a “forever gig”. This is why you need to take utmost care in choosing who to finally settle with. All romantic fantasies aside, these are 5 things you need to know about your partner’s finance before you tie the knot and how they might affect you in the near future.

INDEBTEDNESS: with the struggle to meet your daily needs as well as save a substantial amount, you definitely do not need the added expense that is your partner’s debt. You want to make sure that your partner is neither indebted nor prone to debt. Tying the knot with someone who is up to their necks in debt could be disastrous for your finances. I once heard a typical ‘he got married and went broke’ story and upon further investigation I found out that the man married a girl without knowing the amount of debt she had accrued over the years. By the time he was done paying off her debts, he was struggling. I’m certain you don’t want to be found in such a situation.

DEPENDANTS: in a country like ours where you supposedly marry not only your spouse but your in-laws, you need to figure out how many people depend on your spouse. How many people he/she would need to support, how capable they are, and how their dependence on your spouse might affect you financially; these are things that should concern you.

CAREER PROSPECTS: your spouses’ career or career prospects directly affect yours. You should think about how resourceful their career is, travel requirements and how it’ll affect your job, is your spouse ambitious, and is he/she a go-getter or a slacker. Think along these lines and you’ll be able to at least see which direction you are headed.

MEDICAL STATUS: a friend of mine married a guy who had hepatitis C (unknowingly). Few months into the marriage and they noticed that it had eaten into his liver. In less than two months I witnessed their fortune dwindle to nothing due to the cost of treatment he was undergoing. It is absolutely important to know the medical status of your partner before you take any step further.

SPENDING HABITS: in most cases, people who spending a lot are not even aware of the fact. It easily becomes a habit as spending can be addictive. Take advantage of your courting period to observe your partner. Find out how they are with money. Does money trigger them to spend irrationally?
Nothing in life is set in stone. People are prone to change. It’s impossible to get a perfect match but you can at least try to get one who would build you up rather than drag you down. Armed with the above details about your spouse, you should be able to make a logical decision.
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 10:34pm On Nov 10, 2017
Rick9:
Computer are so skilled eh.

Not really, its a human brain that is behind it.. Play chess with computer is like playing with the person that program the chess in the pc
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2017
Collinz2:
i play Real Chess also 3D but to beat level 7 no be beans oh even with cheat not to talk of 8,9,10. How hard is that one?

This one is level 20 ooo. grin am surprised when i keep pressing the levels and it keeps changing till i reached 20 i just played level 20, too damn hard. Level 10 is beans o. Problem start from level 15
Gaming / Re: CHESS - For Beginners & Pro's. by Sherifastro(m): 2:10pm On Nov 10, 2017
Collinz2:
why is it that in chess queen wear shower cap? Lol

Chess is ancient game that originate around 1500. Then a king crown usually looks like the one in chess and same as the queen. Not like this modern age where everything is modernized. Different crown shapes

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