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Omo my own na when I was in secondary school I use to help old men to wash their car

They pay me some change and give me bunch of newspapers too ,I always sell the newspaper to those mummy frying puff puff

To be a man no easy,may God remember all of us that's struggling to succeed

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Number 6,may momma forgive me

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No 6

Shushhhh don't let mommy know 😂

In case you fit meet one fine girl wey need stress reliever and you need protection 😈

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Most of these places that are being mentioned have a lot of insecurity so I prefer staying in Lagos ooo🏃

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Not that our youth are useless,its just that there's no support from the government

If you have talent and there's no one to sponsor you trust me that talent is useless until you sponsor yourself...

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Birds of the same feather,its obvious if this man wins,he'll do more terrible things than TPAIN...🚶

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How thief no go get courage??

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If he like make he collapse,if he like make he not wetin me I know say no matter how mighty a person think he's,he'll still fall one day

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Abeg I hope say insecurity no dey this your street of heaven?? Cause I no won hear say kidnapping dey there...

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Now this filthy terrorists will surrender tomorrow and the FG will still pardon them

Trust me some people don't want this country to work...

Rip to the deceased

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Hey guys,I need an advice on sport betting which formula can I use to book a bet that even if the team wins or lose,I'll still get paid...

Cause I'm tired of losing everytime

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Do more please cause its not enough and you people should pay your employees well cause I can't be washing toilet and you will be paying #20,000...

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No be only bobrisky dey do am even our leaders are doing it

Do y'all think those politicians that are being arrested are suffering in prison In fact some of them have prostitute they can romp when they are high,na poor man nain dey suffer for prison!


May none of us go prison,amen!

gf : Baby am tired of this relationship,lets break up

Me : You say what??

gf: I said lets break up

Me : Hol'up are we even dating?


Drop yours

Name that favorite movie you can watch countless times

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Who should we blame now guys,no be the woman dey open leg for men wey no get up to #20,000 for account just because they are buying you sharwama Una go think that's the man for y'all...

Its only in this country I see a poor man getting married just because people are saying you are getting old see now,the woman looks like person wey no dey chop well

aswani:
Sadly very bad, hopefully about to end soon

I hope so too brah lets all of us be optimistic

aswani:
That's not jungle justice.

Oh I thought it was,there should be something we can do about everything going in this country man,you can't trust the police or anyone sef


Imagine catching a thief and you take him to the police station and they start asking you to deposit something before they can arrest him and if you don't they will free him...

This match go be

aswani:
That defeats the purpose of jungle justice, innocent or not, somebodi mus kpai.

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But some countries practice it after thorough investigation...

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Me wey no get Android or iPhone

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How will I love the person that's gaslighting me to everyone just because I purposely let her food got burnt in the kitchen...i mean what kind of woman leave her food alone to go chitchat with a man outside

And you expect someone who is watching over his food that's cooking to help you turn yours off...


I can't love people who doesn't love me ooo

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I pray God forgive me of all my sins cause I can't lie am a sinner and I'm ready to repent,I don't want to perish

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It will reach one stage in this country that everyone will start defending themselves from terrorists and stop depending on the government...


Jungle justice is what suit this country!
And if y'all want to start jungle justice please make sure to find out if the person is innocent or guilty before doing it...

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See as he be like criminal,make Dem beat the hell out of his useless body

They no won work😈

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That's how one happen to me on my way to Lagos from akure,I was perceiving that something burnt is smelling but the driver and the passengers said my nose isn't functioning until everyone start to perceive it too,na so the driver comes down to open the door but it was stuck..me wey love my life I climb the driver seat from the back and jump outside but I thank god nobody diied that day

Everyone was just laughing at how I acted that day,they say I too dey fear..

Antichristian2:
You think say na everyone go be like you?

Ofc I don't want hypocrite people to be like me 😂

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If you convert $700m to naira that's #1,075,214,000,000.00,omo that's a lot!!!!!!!!!

Sonofgod1990:
Go and ask ya grandfather. Little boy
What is 700m dollars?
I'm not even a politician and i have about 300 million dollars and you are there thinking 700m dollars is a big money. Make una hustle una say no

For you to have that kind of money,its either you are a businessman or a fraudster 😐


So 700m na big money for us wey never see am

Antichristian2:
God bless Jagaban!

God bless Nigeria!

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If we look at this one now e fit no get cup of garri for house 😂

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I can see why this country is not moving forward imagine some retards supporting wike the thug...such a shame I can't blame y'all,you have sold your right that's why some of you will always support wicked people...