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Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 1:07pm On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]Mad monkey calling someone swerry. grin

This is a very thirsty baboon who wish to hook up online, grin grin grin

U brain will be put to better use in a baboon rather than squandered like it is in urs. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

U stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder, fucking clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginious junk.[/s] grin grin grin
your mental state is deteriorating and you have started laughing hysterically again like a epileptic cum lunatic? seriously who did this to you?.

Do you even know the meaning of those words you mumble up senselessly together in a bid to sound impressive.?

Honestly you need to butchered this moment with a mallet and your worthless cadaver fed to wild animals to feast on. Your continued existence is a serious high risk to worthy living humans.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:59pm On Jan 27, 2015
asadike:
haba! I for say! Shizzle, u didn't tell me, u had a mad dog on d loose, that dog for bite me if no be God. Nna, I think your dog has contacted rabies. If forking his momma will keep it calm, pls allow it o.
cheesygrin Lol...my apologies dear

Dont worry, i wont let it bite you, that's why i always have its chain on its neck anyday i decide to let it play outside. I will cure it of the rabid its suffering from very soon.

Its my bingo, so its always under my control, it will bring me feedback after fvcking its momma grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:49pm On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]U owe me 2 lines, moda'fvcker! grin

U know why i reply so fast, it's because i don'tbread ur post no more. grin

But i can't help myself but to read this one, i said to myself i need to know what keeps my slave so long to reply me. grin

And i must confess, it sounds like primary 1 rhymes to me, eating from dustbin, fvckimg momma bla bla bla! grin

Shit, this nigger now types mama as momma? U are seriously learning from ut mister, u must know i ain't dissing u, i am just lecturing u

Just because u banged ur momma and papa, doesn't mean i will do the same, i reject u squeaking rat,a mistake of nature, u weren:t born, u were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of u. grin

U didn't crawl out of a normal egg, but rather a mutant maggot egg.

Ur mum dumoed u at birth and died of shame in recognition of what she had done to an unwilling world. grin ALAS, it was too late.[/s] grin
bla...bla...bla....

same inane and empty bubbles from a despicable piece of sh1t. Nonentities like you need to be quarantine from the rest of human and made to habitat with baboons...cos thats what you are, a monkey specie. Leaving you to dwell among humans is an affront to the human population.

I will head the call of reasonable humans and sheathe my sword for now, but knowit that henceforth you are officially my bingo and will be under my radar going further.

Meanwhile you havent told me how tasty your mommas monkey dick-ravaged puzzy was, guess she gave you a good fvck and enjoyed it to?

My assignment to you...keep fvcking her until when next you cross my lane for more decimation from me.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:43pm On Jan 27, 2015
chimkaire:
Shizzy, let this ish slide. Stop dignifying this degenerate undecided
sweery i'll try to. Just that irritants like him need be put at the sucker-way level to which they belong
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:41pm On Jan 27, 2015
asadike:
nna, d werey will b smelling real bad. U no they are good at forking their daughters. Dis one d ugly baboon is mentioning pucci pucci, d daughter is in serious trouble.
he is my bingo, i have ordered him to go fvck his mother, he will come back and tell me how 'sweet' his mothers stenchy and infection riddled pucci tastes cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:35pm On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s][s]Shizzle111 pls make it fast, u inferior being.

Ur mister hate to be kept waiting, my thumbs are itching me so bad. grin

U dirt eating piece of slime, u scum sucking oig, u son of a motherless goat. grin
I'm shuttling between threads you arzewipe.

You aint worth expending my entire time on you worthless dingbat
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:30pm On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]this sh1t got me cracking my ribs, the spotless adams sexxx-starved? grin

Nigget probably ran out of lines, u are the seexx-starved ape here, remember how u quickly came kissing the azz of ur fellow she-boon, this pussiluminous galactopage that doesn't even know what a pucci looks like is talking about sexs? Definitely signs of end times. grin

U pompous,stuck-up, snot nosed,gaint twerp, u are a fvck face, dickhead azzhole, u stink-kicking, st1nking, horse manure, smelling motherfucker. grin

Bullsh1t! It looks to me like the best part of u ran down the crack of ur momma's rotten azz and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. grin grin

My dog told me, remember the one u m0lested?
That ur hairs around ur pipe is so hairy it mistook it for the jackson5 afros in the 70s, grin before u talk about hygiene, why don't u start my clearing all those forest with a cutlass a shaving stick will get lost in there[/s]. grin
what a brainless whimp!

i asked you to go fvck ya momma didnt i? heck! this baboon isnt making any iota of sense. I knew you were getting confused all along and i'm yet to start with you.

Are you done feeding from the dustbin like i asked you to or are you still hungry? Here, i am done pooing, come feed yourself some more from my sumptuous feaces my bingo.

You really need to get laid, its a pity your mother was gang-banged by a team of orangutan and monkeys, little wonder you look like a baboon, such that every girl you accost rejects you on account of you fugly look, you come on nairaland and keep shouting pucci...pucci. cheesy

what a puzzy you are, fvcking despicable, rejected, dejected, miserable piece of shyte!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:21pm On Jan 27, 2015
asadike:
ugly anago, back to ur whole family members
its not him....
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:18pm On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]my slave, u forget so easily, i give the orders here not u, i am ur master and owner, u are below me, u are my property, i fvcking own u, so i do whatever i feel like doing to u inferior being. grin

U are my property, u soulless, septic, pshycopathic clodhopper, from ur behaviour, i can see that the inbreeding is certainly obvious in ur family. grin
[/s]bingo, didnt i ask you to learn to quote me properly? stop deleting my comments cos i already put a stamp on you and you cant take away the tag number i have put on you to identify you as my latest bingo on nairaland.

I see you are really putting in so much effort at sounding impressive as usual, your diction is improving thou cheesy

... and hey,! i like it when my dog takes my advice seriously, you are no longer laughing like the epileptic iddiot that you are, there is hope.

btw...its no longer news you are a sexx starved bingo, how about go fvck your imbeli1c mother tonight, i know she will consider that her hopeless child needs some pucci after being rejected by even female lunatics. Your momma can be of help .....do not despair...have faith my bingo cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 12:07pm On Jan 27, 2015
asadike:
and who is interested in knowing u? Ur own olodo is incomparable, u are d worst tin that ever happened to your community, even your people on nairaland must b terribly ashamed of you, are you typing in english or chinese? Someone told me you escaped from yaba left, now am so sure. What is it wit u and pucci? Now I know u came from d land of dirty and smelly puccies. ewu ofia
the dumbfvck is sexxx-starved.

He must have been rejected times without number by women, gosh! only God knows how frustrated and pathetic the monkey is in life, obviously he thinks mentioning pucci countless times will fetch him some gratification...lmao grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 11:59am On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
..
hey my bingo, i see the pummelling you are getting from my callous verbal assault is affecting your light brain cos you are getting confused already

Learn to quote me properly you numbskull
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 11:52am On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]crap!

U think u will get free maggot infested punny? Hahaha! No grin

U are in my trap, u craven drewberry pisshead, cockup pratting naff. U cockered bum-bailey poofter, u gobkissing gleekinh flap-mouthed coxcomb. grin

Niggeeeer u have lose control of all ur bodly functions, it's clear to me, this isn't the monkey i know, a once loyal monkey now has the guts to reply his mister? grin grin

That guts i must take away, i must chase away that demon in u.

U dread-boltered fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. grin grin grin grin .

May ur spouse be blessed with many bastards, say amen to that, my slave. grin

#that's an order[/s]
you are a degenerate bastad!

what i know i cant get is free, dirty, stenchy, infection ridden puzzy from every female in your lineage cos i dont want to get infested and die young, dig that?

How about shut that smelly, oozing mouth of yours? i can perceive the smell from your stinky mouth thousands of mile from here. you keep foaming in the mouth and laughing like an epileptic patient, hope you fall into a burning fire this moment.

lmao..at this FOOL beating his chest, you must be an alice in wonderland, you obviously do not know the monster you have met in me. I will devour you such that when next your deranged and imbecil1c mother sees you, she will deny you.

Its official! you are my latest dog, now go feed yourself off the dustbin my bingo.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Demands Oil Blocks, Speaker, Finance, Petroleum, Justice And Aviation. by shizzle11(m): 11:32am On Jan 27, 2015
Bruteforce101:
[s][/s]

[s]You are naturally stupid and daft. Its cool for you fools when you attack someone, but wrong when we retaliate. Whats my own with Tinubu, he should face Tinubu and not generalize. Tinubu is not SW. You akpu eating monkey from an erosion ravaged South East[/s].
why are you fidgeting and foaming in the mouth like an epileptic patient? cheesy If you weren't a daft cu.nt you would know that all he said was nothing but raw fact.

Not my fault that your ewedu brain chose to ignore the truth, but while you accuse him of generalising, you are so stewpidly guilty of assuming anyone who opposes theifnibu is igbo.

Useless, malnourished baboon from the brown roof region of the Southwest
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 11:22am On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]having and exchange of words with mister adams won't do u any good, u don't know me, i will maul that madness out of ur coconut brain that has been crippled by dementia, u agitated blue old buffoon. grin grin

U are an epitome of stupidity, u Biafra cannibal with wide, patched, maggot infested pu cci. grin

I learnt y'all from the other side of the niger got serial number written on y'all pucci grin

What is the serial number of your own ouccu my slave? Is it 10 or 11? grin

What of that of yo momma, 5 or 6?[/s] grin
Brainless cretin! Leave her alone and face me you senseless scum.

Going by your level of mental retardedness, i should have ignored your deep-level idiocy, but i have a duty to out dumb heads like you in check from time to time.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 11:17am On Jan 27, 2015
asadike:
his greenish and watery sperm is far more better than you, and d trash you just spat out. Olodo of d highest order.
Leave the worthless troglodyte to me, i'll take care of him
Politics › Re: FG To Prevent APC From Forming Parallel Government by shizzle11(m): 11:15am On Jan 27, 2015
johncreek:
Then Jonathan should do the needful and stop wasting Nigerians time.
Already he has shown he can't keep to his words by contesting for SECOND TERM.
You are just an ignorant dolt.

Buhai should also do the needful and show us his certificate and stop wasting Nigeria's time.

He also proved he cant keep his words after promising that 2011 will be the last presidential election he will contest.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 11:15am On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]Puhaha! How dare u bruised beast, the agitated blue old buffoon quote his mister,huh? grin

There's absolutely nothing like boiled brain,u m0ron but boil brained" . Lmaooo! grin

U probably though i meant a brain that was heated in a pot, fvcking disgusting illiterate toad with an IQ equivalent to a groundnut seed. grin the other two are typograhical errors. grin

U are a goatish donkey. grin

Now what do i mean by that, u nincompoop?[/s] grin
Confirmed! a dead brain lunatic has spoken.

Not surprised with your inane and brainless blabings, its in the DNA of your hopeless family line.

Btw the number of 'laugh' icons all over you post depicts a highly unstable and mentally deficient hoodrat, the same trait exhibited by the senseless and imbecil1c shekau.

Chances are high that you are related to the bastad shekau cos you are a worthless bastad yourself.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Demands Oil Blocks, Speaker, Finance, Petroleum, Justice And Aviation. by shizzle11(m): 11:01am On Jan 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
How can one man pocket an entire state and now he is on his way to pocket Nigeria with some of his stooges lining up to do his bidding but this time it's game over.

No Jonathan No free Oil grin
My brother its a pity, he thinks Nigerians are fools, is clannish and ethnocentric brothers can continue to queue behing him but he and his 'prisipa' Buhari will cry again on failbubari14 cool

@bolded, ABSOLUTELY!

kaibuhari! cheesygrin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Demands Oil Blocks, Speaker, Finance, Petroleum, Justice And Aviation. by shizzle11(m): 10:56am On Jan 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Before you talk I hope say you dun dey clear your bush to plant your cocoa? grin

E go red o grin
cheesy he is rather hoping jagaban will become 'oyel' minister by proxy and control 3 oil wells ...chai! yeye dey smell cheesygrin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Demands Oil Blocks, Speaker, Finance, Petroleum, Justice And Aviation. by shizzle11(m): 10:53am On Jan 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Why are you educating those mofos ?
The way those mofos defend Tinubu is mind boggling. He wants to run Nigeria like his private estate the way he has been running lagos state. God forbid! we will reject him and his greedy plans both in lagos and in Nigeria.

#Agbaje4lagos!

#GEJ4naija!

#TeamFreshAir cool
Politics › Re: Tinubu Demands Oil Blocks, Speaker, Finance, Petroleum, Justice And Aviation. by shizzle11(m): 10:42am On Jan 27, 2015
Bruteforce101:
[s][/s]


[s]Your useless cursed father is a dunce. You deranged yeeboe goat, from the Southeast[/s].
super dunce!

so whoever opposes the kleptomniac Tinubu is igbo?, useless yoloba blockhead from the South West
Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Obasanjo, Says OBJ Is A Sadist by shizzle11(m): 10:32am On Jan 27, 2015
Eedris said nothing but the truth. So on point! cool
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye And Lola's Court Wedding Picture by shizzle11(m): 10:30am On Jan 27, 2015
Janetozi:
pls, interpret ur comment in English.
lwkmd...gringrin

Classic!
Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Obasanjo, Says OBJ Is A Sadist by shizzle11(m): 10:29am On Jan 27, 2015
carozy112:
@EedrisJagaJaga The last time u took a shot at Baba,u payed with your career! This time wey u no come get career again...wetin u wan take pay?
OBJ is no longer in power, besides President Jonathan has signed the FOI bill that permits every one including you to express your opnions freely without harassment and/or intimidation.

Goodluck is it cool

#FreshAir!
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye And Lola's Court Wedding Picture by shizzle11(m): 10:26am On Jan 27, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Because he's chelsae fan....rubbish football club. [/color]
lol...that isnt enough to discard him as good riddance. Heck i dislike chelsea too, 'a noisy club of touts' cheesy but we ain't talking football here. Just wish them well and move on wink
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Threatens To Sue Blogger Linda Ikeji by shizzle11(m): 10:16am On Jan 27, 2015
sue her for what? you are a celeb yet you dont want to be talked about? nonsense!
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye And Lola's Court Wedding Picture by shizzle11(m): 10:05am On Jan 27, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Rubbish chelsae fan....if you like marry winch,good riddance. [/color]
bruv why naa? i dont get you'o

congrats again to the happy couple. cool
Politics › Re: AIT Online Presidential Poll Live GMB currently leading by shizzle11(m): 10:00am On Jan 27, 2015
seges:
This time it's different,All Redeemed Church members are voting for APC because of Pastor Osibanjo and you can imagine the number that are of voting age. Go to any church majority of members are supporting APC because of Osibanjo including my church members. [size=18]They believe there is a divine plan that will eventually lead Pastor Osibanjo to eventually be President of the country[/size].
This is it!

I said it before that many people supporting Buhari from the south is not because Buhari is 'upright' as the y want us to believe. The bolded captures the minds and feelings of all those that support osibanjo, they are hoping and expecting Buhari to die in office if he wins (although he will lose) then 'osingbanjo' will take over. This is grand plan of Tinubu ...if only Buhari and many northerners know this

kaibuhari


#FreshAir!
Politics › Re: 2015 Election: PDP Wins First Seat In The House Of Reps by shizzle11(m): 9:36am On Jan 27, 2015
teemanbastos:
[s]loli pity yhu, continue celebrating b4 the battle starts, It would shock you.
Continue counting d chicks b4 dy are hatched[/s].
sucess001:
[t]Mods...

[s]so the criteria for making front page these days is for the topic to be pro jonathan?

Shame on you...

you can ban me for all i care..[/s]
They are already crying...go kill yourselves, useless j..weeds cheesygrin
Politics › Re: 2015 Election: PDP Wins First Seat In The House Of Reps by shizzle11(m): 9:31am On Jan 27, 2015
congrats to him cool
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by shizzle11(m): 9:18am On Jan 27, 2015
adamskutty:
[s]Just look at the gibberish this one wheel barrow inheriting charcant slave from the land of slave across the niger just typed, holy flying fvck, this got me scratching my lovely eyes. grin

U weave fixing sheboon will be better of in a[/s] physciatric [s]hospital grin , that wasn't a grammatical blunder u lilly liveried inbred trout defiler with one[/s] slaged [s]gigantic bre.aast grin , that was clearly an oversight, u don't type much on twitter, twitter allows only few words, u[/s] boil brained, clot pole pounce. grin grin

I spit on u ugly ape. grin
You put in so much effort saying a lot trying to impress yourself but ended up sounding very stewpid, making a FOOL of yourself, and sounding like a true illiterate-like Buhari. I will be kind enough to educate you a little @ bolded

psychiatric
sagged
boiled brain.

Bleeping iddiott!
Politics › Re: Defence HQ Shares Graphic Pics Of Boko Haram Members Killed In Konduga by shizzle11(m): 5:18pm On Jan 26, 2015
i want to see more gory pictures of those bastads like this

kudos to the NA! cool

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