[quote author=chiefojiji post=52868270][/quote] When did you become a monkey? ??

Seriously, this medical report news is not on nysc website, this could be the work of our dear Rumorlites.. ...

It is no longer date since that has been fixed, Medical report is next for them..

I can't be wasting money in this recession period ooo.

Royce20:
Who the fvck are you to call a graduate unemployable. Are you better than those you interview? Mr Man, you are just a fortunate idiot to be on the other side of the table..... Stupid PAUL....

Why are you angry?? ?


It's the unavoidable truth, You see the way some of them write or speak and you'll be irritated, You don't have to be perfect in English but basic things like "i - I", "am- I'm" Is a common error. ...

Simple decorum, some don't have just like the way you're raining insults all because you want to prove a point. Attitude is another turn-off.

Getting a job is not all about the paper and English, there's something called 'first impression ', it is sometimes considered even before ones cv is reviewed.

NB: I'm only writing about "Some Nigerian graduates being unemployable " before you start thinking I work for Tociano.

WilsonMayowa:


Lol Taraba is peaceful

I didn't pick Taraba.

WilsonMayowa:


Will you like to come and serve in taraba with me

No, thanks.

Kilode @amodu.. .

You must be using 1G

AMAKAVIOLA:


Still working on dt buh it should not cost pass 5k. Buh if u knw ur genotype, blood group, all immunzation status. it ll be of help

Hope you or whoever is doing it is aware that those infos were filled during registration. ..

They might compare it ooooo.

Dream2:

Yes,it's just "believe" we believe in ourselves and it was positive.
Your lovely mum is shedding tears of joy,you only need to sit and comfort her.
Only child,wow,you shall live to proclaim the grace of God in your life as well as that of your parents.
Get well my dear,get well.

Thanks dear, Amen ooo

Ah get well soon ke.... Abeggiii oooo, not now, that medical report must show the sickness because I have plans ooio. In fact, I'm going to do it quick quick..

Medical report now that I'm even sick okay ioooooo

Dream2 we were just too sure that something will happen on Monday and Nysc just had to obey. .......
My mama never see state wey I dey go and she don dey cry.. ....Disadvantages of being an only child.

It is not on their website.. ..

GO FLEX




























Post Malone

comradespade:
ohhh lord, bless me today ooooo, money where u dey?



omo see wetin one eye man dey enjoy ?




poverty na serious bastard

Why are you referring to him as one-eyed man?? ??


You're a fool .

Nysc will definitely come up with something on Monday. That's a week to the speculated 24th. I believe.

justifiedcoyy:
hospitality is poor.

For example, if tfare to d next village is 100, if u wear ur uniform and can't speak.Yoruba(sometimes) they call.it 200.


No free ride from private cars even with ur uniform on.

Dem no try

So if you see free ride, you'll enter. ... you no dey fear abi.. .

I piry you

lifu2016:

at the helm.

yep!! ! Anything wrong?

PabloOmoEscobar:
Get your face outta your ass ma'am

S. T. F. U

Fayose is a clown.


Nigerians actually deserves comedians at the helm of affairs.
Our mode of governance is Zombiecracy.

Nigerian government and MDAs are just too DECEPTIVE and that's one of the reasons why there is no progress.


NYSC said they've cancelled batch C whereas they didn't cancel it, they even included batch D and modified everything to how it suits them.

Batch A, B, C, D
Batch A(1,2), B(1,2). Rubbish.
Na 7-7 I dey now, I need to make my face scarce small while I am counting down.

Even if rumours have it that camp is on the 24th, NYSC should at least come up with a time table next week when it is not that we'll print call up letter and move to state of deployment that same 24th.

All those people on NL that are always dropping their numbers anyhow, this is the sort of thing it is used for.
It can also be sold.

Rolly83:


Thanks dearie for making it more readable!

eyes and brain correlation. ...

Start planning your next holiday...you're going to Tunisia.

Tunisia is a very beautiful place, but their standard of living is expensive , it is not easy for Nigerian citizens to get Tunisian visa unless you're a diplomat , you study in tunisia or you're lucky to get their visa. In terms of electricity 100%, in terms of beautiful environment 100%, in terms of employment opportunities 100%. Many Nigerian citizens living in tunisia are suffering because they are illegal immigrants.

NevetsIbot:
you are a girl. No try am...... No even think am. You better wait till you're old enuf to live alone...like i'm doing now..

what age is "old enough " to leave the house in Nigeria?

I'm about to do what this boy just did. He's a good and smart boy.

Sometimes, the people in your house are the ones that will send you to the streets. Frustrate you like hell.

What's going to happen to those currently studying it In those unis?


With all the expensive school fees of bells uni, they are also affected. ...

gbolahanrasaq:
No big deal in speculations. All these speculations would not have been necessary if ICAN had communicated the date for the release of results to candidates earlier. After all, ACCA does same. They should step up their game

ACCA does what?? ??

Before you even write your exam, you already know when you'll see your result. 12:00 on the speculated date, they send it to you via message then later in the day via email. They are too efficient abeg.. ..just too efficient for the Nigerian likening.

He's a cute dark guy, a south Sudanese and a model. They are in love.

Catalin:
This Rodriguez guy is cute o. Happy birthday.

Every Rodriguez is cute.

^^^^Δ
That's how they will be lying everyday
1 lie per day.

Yesterday it was my aunty, today is another story.

12dave:


This post or info as you may call it is invalid as no such info can be found on nysc portal,,, please verify before posting shit here

ah ah so someone can fall for that post. ... You're not meant to even read it to the end before you know the poster is a mumu, he's just fooling around .

Loll!! ! It's their own version of the mannequin challenge.

Nairaland is too dry today.


FP is full of "don't give a f.uck" topics.