₦airaland Forum

He looks good

Child abuse is a crime

It's cute

Cute

Oyo

Everybody lol lol Na wa oh

Chai is this op's definition of stunning

Dey cute

Hehehehe

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
. When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful*ROTFL* *ROTFL* *ROTFL*
Happy Boxing Day

1. 69% of people in Australia don't drink milk.
2. Snakes vision is up to 5km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins have been born till now in Greenland.
5. Zebras doesn't have a liver.
6. All the above details are false.
7. Thanks for believing for a while.
8. Today is not April 1st.
9. But a fool is a fool no matter the time and day*ROTFL*

Indomie n Pepsi will be using Style to insult Nigerians
.....1st it was Indomie hungry Man size.
& now pepsi Long throat bottle.

Very soon we Wil b seeing
Gala " ole size"
chin chin "olojukokoro pack"
Egg row "awuff size"
Lacasara " thief bottle"
Biscuit. "olonje iya size"
Bobo juice "overbele full pikin"
Fan milk "Olodo Size"

*ROTFL*
*ROTFL*