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How To Know Ur Mum Is A Nigerian by Shol3(f): 2:48pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” . 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. . When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed u and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful*ROTFL* *ROTFL* *ROTFL* Happy Boxing Day 5 Likes |
Re: How To Know Ur Mum Is A Nigerian by Behira(f): 3:13pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
So true |
Re: How To Know Ur Mum Is A Nigerian by DoubleChief22(m): 3:25pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
errwhere i go i kip seeing diz shit |
Re: How To Know Ur Mum Is A Nigerian by DrGud: 5:17pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Very true true mothers. Behira: |
Re: How To Know Ur Mum Is A Nigerian by realborn(m): 1:13pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
Nice one. Though posted a year ago, I enjoyed it 1 Like |
Re: How To Know Ur Mum Is A Nigerian by KinzyeWriter(m): 9:04am On Aug 07, 2017 |
Seriously 1 Like |
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