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CarlAllen: You are such as story teller, You poked me in my eye with a key around 10am April 27th 2004, I went downtown got an order of protection against you and you were removed from the house by 4pm.


So 4pm in at the End of April is the cold winter night you attest to? lmfao


You can not tell the same stories you told immigration, I was there and have all the documentation to prove it.

On poking you with a key in the eye part, whether true or not, wouldn't you need to come up with a reason for taking PFA against a woman you called a wife in the first place? Why did the judge overthrow your lies and PFA when the reading woman's shelter sued you in court? Why did they tell you to pick your shirt and walk so a woman and a child can have a home? Do you think they are incompetent and wrong to have done that?

Despite the fact they clearly ruled you out of that home. I went and got what I needed for me and my son and left your keys under the flower base and called your mum that your house is 100 percent free for you to live in cause am not interested to live there anymore. So what exactly are you on about?



Is this the information you came here to divulge on nairaland OR a true concern of how my lifestyles is affecting your business? How you want to be the protective and loving father to a child you claimed is yours, but is everything else clearly unimportant to you.

Are you here to express grievances for the damages caused by my actions and how it is making your life come to an end? How much longer are you going to make me wait to show me how am the cause for any of the misfortunes that may have befallen you in life? Or how am the cause for your sorrows and bitterness? We haven't seen in 8years, no physical contact of any kind? Tell me, how am I responsible for what you came here to allege?


Are you here because you wanted to give validation to the facts that you know enough of my life that you last witnessed in 2004 to stand as stamp of approval to their claims in a court of law?

How are you relevant? Who did you say you are? A man who last seen since almost a decade?

CarlAllen: I would have never ventured into your nairiland threads, if you and these threads had not been presented to me in a very important business transaction. Believe me, I had no idea are clue as to how to contact you short of showing up at your front door in South Philadelphia.

By the statement above are you suggesting that you're actually a liar? Would you like to rephrase that because I have evidence to the contrary.

Also, how would you have been able to show up at my door in philadelphia? Do you mean to confirm by the statement above that you do indeed know how to contact me other than NL? You have my address for mailing purpose to contact and express your grievances in all of this correct?

Or better sue and indict me and I know you'll quickly do if I have indeed caused damages to your business as you claimed? Give me proof of the business you lost due to the causative effect of how I live my live.

CarlAllen: Wumi,

You are the last of my fears and concerns. You always have been. You attempted to scam me and landed on your head!!!

As I told you long ago, you will not come into my country and d@ck me around!!!!!

Times changes Carl, the american.

It is now officially my country too, not just yours. The same rights you have I also have. Don't get all bend up now will you?

Let's keep our eyes on the target. I am simply calling you out not to refer to this as a play. Because it is not. It is actual life and you're rolling the camera. I am here to address your concerns cause I believe you need it.

You are here for blood and am here to give it to you, and let you feed till you're sated.

Pls upload the documents you mentioned above. Every action you take is entirely your choice and you're responsible for it. Not me.

CarlAllen: Remember Wumi,

I do have pay stubs I can upload showing the $600 deduction every two weeks for Pennsylvania spousal and child support in 2007 and 2008. Now if you want me to upload that I can also prove you to be a lair once again!!

Yes upload away by all means, that's also a good proof that it is indeed you posting, and not an impostor.

And do not forget that I am here to sort out your concerns you raised in all of the damage and mud that you alleged that I have done to your name. And the heartfelt and emotional coercion and incitement of how I have refused to give you a divorce.

On your comment Mr Carl, the american. You just said, you'll come back to play?

You mean you considered this all a play?

The divulging of a minor's picture, age, name and everything to put him in harms way a "mere play"?

You mean you're just catching your fun all along?

I am sure you don't mean that and will rephrase as appropriate.


If indeed, this is all a play to you, you're about to have a rude re-awakening. You see, this is no longer a cold and unforgiving winter night in 2004. This is no longer a vulnerable woman who hasn't even healed from childbirth with a three month old baby, and no money, no friends, no information about the country, the laws, the ordinances and statutes of rights.

The times and scenarios in 2013 are much different now. I am no longer that person you kicked around with my child. I am very informed, and have powerful friends, I know the law and how it works. You forced me to consume and mastered it during your reign of terror. I can guarantee you I have done a damn good job and no longer careless in all laws that protect me as an individual, and the rights to happiness and protecting the future of my son.

If you do not follow through with what you have started here, I will set about the motion to put an end to your freedom.

[size=14pt]Your life and freedom as you know it will be officially over! It's not a threat, Mr American, it's a prediction![/size]

CarlAllen: Well,


I have to get to the office and get to work. I will have to catch up with all of this latter. I've already did everything that everyone has requested of me, and the puzzle box remains.

Maybe I will find sometime to come back and play later!

There's no email yet, Mr Carl, the american. Is that part so hard to do?

I do appreciate the part about you having an office job now. Are you an employee? Do you own your own businesses? Where is it located? Are your income legal? Also, did you remember to update that stability and financial surplus to the state so they can calculate the arrears of your child support and work out a payment plan with you?

I mean, since you're all about your son's welfare and safety, that'll be the right thing to do, wouldn't it. How about considering that as your first assignment to set things straight before you get on the plane to duel with me in my territory and the land of your ancestors?

Also, you never paid any $1200 to nobody, why the need to lie? Does it make you feel important? Do you have another unsuspecting african on NL you're targeting and trying to impress?

They slammed you with that fee alright and you begged and wail and moan like a little girl to reduce it based on income at the time. I got warning letters from them several times to co operate and always report any information about you so they can keep up. I never destroyed all their letters requesting me to show up in court and all. It was easier for me to handle the steering of a Taxi Cab and focus on my life than remembering keeping and showing up in court for your money.

CarlAllen: Lol,

This transforming into something folks, what it is I do not know but I have no choice now.


1. Can you please provide how you came about that picture of me and my son that you posted here on NL?

Well a few years back you sent me a link to an online photo album, I had problems accessing the site. You went in changed some information I was able to view and download the photos from that album.

2. Can you provide a reason you posted picture of my image and that of my son, his name, his age on NL,without any permission at all?

Well, I only used his first name, and I did not post any photo's at all on NL until you requested me to. If the photo is a problem I will gladly remove the link. But you asked me to post something that only I would have and that photo of you and Dante fulfilled that request,

3. Were those pictures your properties and needed to prove you're Carl Allen personality? Were they taking during the time you claimed you're with Shopclue? And just how did those pictures accidentally fall on your laps?

Now you know that I have never went around anywhere claiming to be you! You will have to do better then this.

4. In any case, I do not want to bombard you with questions but will appreciate if we can get to the part of what concerns you in these matters sorted as soon as possible.

This can all be solved with a simple phone call, lol.

Relax. Phone call, you will get. But neither from me or my son. Those in charge that have the power to call you will do so. We do not want any domestic violence situation on our hands now, do we?

My son and I are done with you for good. We will not be calling, nor visiting. Or have any unsupervised contact with you in any way. Get that part straight.

You do not know what he looks like and cannot recognize him if you see him in a room full of kids. You've stayed out by your own will for almost a decade. Neither can he recognize you with the image of what you have become. We are not interested in any of your life, your spoils and boast of financial security. Shopclue dared and disobeyed an armed police officer's order almost a decade ago when you requested that she should leave your home.

She risked being shot and told the police officer that if she leaves the home, her three month old baby leaves with her. She reached for her child and picked him up with only a shawl around him and walk away into the cold winter night. No money, no contact, no relative to call or any sense of where she's headed. You let that happened on your watch, on an american soil. Right under the radar.

Somehow she survived all that. She will not be returning to anything you have to offer. Neither will her son. Anything and anyone that have any traces of connection to you will be dropped and do away with like a bad habit.

But you do have a right to be heard, and you will be giving. Not by me. The Dept of State for family affairs will see to it that your voice is heard. It is what they are there to do. Not NL.

I am saying these giving you benefit of the doubt that you're who you say you are. If I cannot verify an email from you, then I'll have to call it a day. You may just be an impostor after all.

CarlAllen: How can I be in love with her. Remember I was the liar, thief, scammer, con artist, photoshopper. Now I'm her lover!! LOL, some of you Africans are very funny.

I think wumi will attest to the fact that this isn't about love.

On point. I know and the authorities knows this isn't about love, for shopclue, or the safety and protection of her son at all. We know what this is about, trust me. And what you seek will be giving to you. You are an american and it makes it especially important that you are sorted.

Btw, I have refreshed and still nothing in the email.

CarlAllen: Okay,

Which email do you want it from, my Hotmail, gmail, or yahoo account. Do you want it sent to your PB account which is the only one I have and the one that you last stated you rarely use?


And what would you like me to state in the email, Ohh like maybe my mothers birthday which is a day before your own?

The only email you used in asking me to come back to live with you and send me bus ticket will do. If you're who you are, you'll remember.

Also, while we are here.

1. Can you please provide how you came about that picture of me and my son that you posted here on NL?

2. Can you provide a reason you posted picture of my image and that of my son, his name, his age on NL,without any permission at all?

3. Were those pictures your properties and needed to prove you're Carl Allen personality? Were they taking during the time you claimed you're with Shopclue? And just how did those pictures accidentally fall on your laps?

4. In any case, I do not want to bombard you with questions but will appreciate if we can get to the part of what concerns you in these matters sorted as soon as possible.

@ Carl personality,

I've seen the pictures you posted that you said is your own pictures.

I've also seen my own pictures and that of my son that you've posted here on NL on 5/24/2013. Exactly 9:30am EST in U.S

They've been noted.

Did you send the email yet?

Or you do not have an access to the email of the Carl's personality to send me an email from his account?

Please clear all doubts.

It is my belief you'll want to get to the part of your concern and sort it out asap without further ado.

CarlAllen: Give me a moment,


I must take a current picture and transfer it to photobucket. The few images I have of myself on this computer will not upload to photobucket. Should take me less than 15 mins.

Of course. Thanks for the effort to do that. That'll convince doubting thomas like me that it's actually you.

CarlAllen: \


I will respond with a picture and remove the email addresses. Give me a moment while I upload a pic to photobucket

Sure, now that's what am talking about, I won't doubt that at all.

I am also refreshing my email account that I know you have, no email from anybody called carl yet. Please send a one word or something. I don't think anybody will be able to send from your email, from your internet isp. That's solid proof. And then we can sort out your concerns asap.

CarlAllen: If this doesn't suffice, I can always give you my new number. You would surely recognize the voice.

If this is actually you, you'll surely be getting a call, it just won't be by me. I dislike interfering with due process.

An email confirmation from your email that I know that this is really you would suffice.

@ Carl personality,

Emails gets hacked all the time.

I thought you said you'll upload a picture of yourself to my email?

Or perhabs simply send me an email from your email account that it is actually you here on NL?

Are you able to do that so your concerns on NL can be sorted?

CarlAllen: Give me a moment while I scan a photo, and maybe something that only I would have. Who ever stated that my existence is one of misery, actually the last 8 to 9 years have been the best years of my life.


But give me a moment to present something that you would recognize

Sure, shoot on, you're on a roll. Don't keep me waiting.

lanregidi: PLease go to hell..

If I decide to do a research and take a trip on what happens in hell, trust me, am taking you with me.

Now, zip it. Am not here for you. My target is already here and unresponsive.

@ Carl Allen personality,

Please prove who you claimed you are to me with viable evidence.

1. I'll need more than a membership card of NL and pages of documents to confirm you're actually who you say you are.

2. If you're the personality you said you are, send me something only you can send me, an email, photo, something, anything at all. Am just wondering that you may be fake because for the level of concerns you're purporting that you have and still not one single contact, email from you to the shopclue who has done all these alleged damages to your life and your future, businesses and all, it just doesn't add up that the only place you're talking is NL and never once raised any concerns to the individual responsible for the "alleged" misery of your existence.

I guarantee I'll not leave your concerns unattended.