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Ken excel: frm d little xperience i knw abt it..a person who studies such course is called a social worker..and as d name implies it deeals wit d general way being of all individual..u can become a therapist concernin advicin of child upbringin and all dose fins dat affect both d state and individual's personal life....

Dunno if dis help.

thanks ken.

Miscellaneous: since na fruit concern u. . . .abeg . . .guava don out ?

way back things..

oluwaugo: gud 4 u and how many hv u eaten?

many and still counting..

@metaphycist thanks for what u've been doing here... Thank you.

please any idea where one who studied social work, work after school?

Affrey: really,yay

na so...

Ken excel: very well bro..bt i av dis strong conviction dat d strike will soon be called off.

it wont pass this month i believe.

Despite all d bad news ; ASUU
strike, Boko haram, Nepa
wahala and all..... it is my
pleasure to announce to u dis
good news .........MANGO IS
OUT!!!

exPLIcit7: That means the ASUU strike is stil 0n...@sigidporte...

yeah! Lets see if they will heed to SSANU's plea and call off too..

Good news: ASUU: Strike Is
Suspended,
SSANU urges members to
return to work on
the 14th of October
The Senior Staff Association of Nigerian
Universities (SSANU) has
announced the
suspension of its week-long
strike.
The suspension of the strike is contained in
a statement issued in Abuja on
Friday and
signed by the association’s
National
Secretary, Mr Promise Adewusi.
It said that the decision to
suspend the
strike was informed by the
Federal
Government’s compliance with the
association’s demands.
“Following substantial
compliance to our
demand for the payment of
August and September salaries of our
members which
is the reason for our current
national strike
action, we hereby suspend the
strike and direct all our members to
return to their
duties with effect from
Monday, the 14th of
October, 2013.”
The statement thanked members of the
association for their solidarity,
adding that
the non payment of the
salaries of its
members for work done would not happen
again. (NAN)

jeffoe: yes they are different department in the same faculty social work is a new dept they are involved in caring for the old and the sick

please where do they normally work after school?

CHURCH has 6 letters, so does
MOSQUE.
BIBLE has 5 letters, so does
QURAN.
LIVE has 4 letters, so does
DEAD. HATE has 4 letters, so does
LOVE.
ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does
FRIENDS.
LYING has 5 letters, so does
TRUTH. HURT has 4 letters, so does
HEAL.
NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does
POSITIVE.
FAILURE has 7 letters, so does
SUCCESS. UNDER has 5 letters, so does
ABOVE.
CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
ANGER has 5 letters so does
HAPPY.
RIGHT has 5 letters so does WRONG.
_______________
_______________
Are they by coincidence?
Choose wisely. This means
LIFE is like a double-edged sword. WE
should choose the
better side of Life.

A jobless man applied for the
job of "office boy" at
Microsoft. The HR interviewed
him then watched him
cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address
and I'll send you the forms to
fill in as well as when you
may start".
The man replied "But I don't
have a computer, neither an email."
"I'm sorry", said the HR
manager, "If you don't have
an
email, that means u do not
exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at
all. He didn't know what to
do, with only $10 in his
pocket. He then decided to go
to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold
the tomatoes in a door to door
round. In less than two
hours, he succeeded to double
his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and
returned home with $ 60. The
man realized that he can
survive this way, and started
to
go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money
doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a car,then
a truck, then he had his own
fleet of delivery vehicles. 5
years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in
the US . He started to plan his
family's future, and decided
to have a life Insurance. He
called an insurance broker,
and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was
concluded, the broker asked
him his email. The man
replied, "I don't have an
email."
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an
email,
and yet have succeeded to
build an empire. Can you
imagine what you could have
been if you had an email?!" The man thought for a while
and replied, "Yes, I'd be an
office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1) Internet/ email/ bbm/
whatsapp is not the solution to
your life.
2) If you don't have internet/
email/ bbm/whatsapp, and
work hard, you can be a
Billionaire.
3) If you received this message
by email/ bbm/whatsapp, u
are not any close to being a
Millionaire.

P.S - Don't send this back to
me, I'm busy selling Tomatoes.

mickeyIso: funny? Nah dnt think so

*in sulu's voice*
if you dont like it, you will still like it!!

mickeyIso: this is superstory,a life...

when you come to the realisation that guys from this side are not smilling, you'll then know that its a true life hapening.

mickeyIso: lol wht doz it mean in english again?

it means what it means in english

Metaphycist: And In d form of a joke,he makes d point very clear.
I knw u guys r jokin,bt neva try 2 mak d mistak of fallin in luv wit a gal u hvnt seen "korokoro"
Mst oftn dan not,she'l nt look d way u expected her.
Truth

exactly!!
there's this guy in my city that got a girl on 2go network, they chatted for long and the guy invited the babe to his place (family house) and the girl said no, that if they must see, it shouldnt be his house, that it should be an open place. The guy agreed after she made her choice of crunchies. On the d-day, the guy went there first and was waiting for the girl to come. During d wait, he bought meat pie and ice cream for d beb. He was peeping from d window to see when the gal will be coming. Finally the gal came, and its was not wat d guy was expecting. He jst find water proof and wraped d pie and ice cream and left.

mickeyIso: stale sorry

sorry nke gi kwa...

i was in ekosodin during the pume and its like by 6:30-7:00pm everyday, every room will be shut and it kept me asking

o gini n'eme?

Nigerian Female Students That
Passed Through ASUU Strike
During your study, Here are
recommended Names for your
First Child. Take NOTE:::
1.ASUUwunmi
2. Asuubueze
3. Asuubuike
4. Asuulade
5.Asuusemilogo
6. Asuubiyi
7.Asuumuyiwa
8. Asuugbemi
9.Asuudabira
10. Asuubuzor
11.Asuunonso
12. Asuudera
13.Asuuseni
14. Asuuyusuf
15. Asuujoke
16. Asuunedu
17.Asuufagge
18. EbeleASUU
19.Onyinyeasuu
20. Asuuamaka

evening peeps..

[quote author=I_am_Sylva]this strike is no where near being over[/quote]i tell you.. Fg made a very big mistake by withholding thier salaries and its now that the real strike begins.

i just love my gentle being.

[quote author=I-am-Winner] *Yawns*[/quote]thank you would've been better..

Handzome4u: tnx for ur condolence..

condolence kwa... Pesin die??

STORM2: God dey! And its true...its not by scores I learnt that the hard way last year....
God dey inside matter abeg

once beaten, twice shy.. dont slack. Disturb God till u testify

Lamuel7: True talk bro.. one has to keep praying and thanking God for His mercies and Loving kindness

your head is jes there bro.

Asakel: I
M
O

nice
*smiles*

is not of he that scored highest or he that do runs but of who that PUSH(ED) to the end cos its unto them he will show mercy.

Asakel: Jez color testing!

ok

whr in d east are u 4rm?

Asakel: Testing...testing

are u the dj 4 d day?

i bless God with u guys that made it, congrats!

but it doesnt stop there, pray fervently for ur admission not to be manipulated.

tsleazy: ¤dj tsleazy¤
2nites' strictly #hip hop...and we down here will stick to it like ASUU stuck to their demands..
Keep sending ur requests

hola dj tz, play me..

Born sinner by j.cole and no Church in the wild by jayZ.

hola to all uniben NL thread mates, my bro/niqqi Zimlux and to all my course mates.

Affrey: gud evenin big sis.hw ar u doin?
Am fyn and u

hmmmm