Metaphycist: U wana dig me I guess

Pokemon43: d post ume result nd predegree list even first batch for ume nd predegree is out,we re expecting pume second batch list

Ken excel:
hahahahahaha...no worry me myself na ghost

Loveoyanx: Any Govt student in the house,lets have some fun.ask questions,and lets have fun.who goes first?

Didi 5: The joke may be so 2009 but its.....

oluwaugo:
d guy naa BaBA haCKER

Adex097: he is i_am_lamar aka anatomy...he de-activated his anatomy account dats why its showing "by nobody"

mickeyIso: funny? Nah dnt think so

Holyrule: how can he still be using an already deactivated account to post...

Affrey:
oh really

mickeyIso: speaking from experience sir?

Metaphycist:
A shocking 1 at dat.
Nat dat I ws rili in lav wit any1.
Wen I ws goin 4 clearance,I ws expectin both d gurls n guys 2 luk so stunnin bcuz of d way dey talkd,made jokes,etc....Bt I later found out dat I made a big mistak n I ws dissapointd.
Even dos I saw their pix lukd amazingly different.....Anoda indicatn dat no 1 sud count on pictures.
I lik pple who respect their luks n dress reasonably cool...bt I hardly saw dat,all I saw ws shabby shabby....(Wic is y I wana use my Collections 2 change dat 2 sum extent.).
It ws smhow,bt I had 2 adapt n flow wit all of em,cuz my luv 4 em ws undisputed.
So I learnt sumfin....weneva I hv a fwnd I hvnt seen,I'l try 2 tink of him/her as appearin unpleasant in my mind,so wen I see em,I'l be surprisd rather dan dissapointd...n it hs been helpin me until now.
True story.......
Pls no 1 sud tak it hard.

lol...I love this guy

oluwaugo: On my way odizeey cum pick me at d airport.....Evenin 2 all in d buildin, na #Affrey dey thrend for here now
@pokemon lngst time?

odizeey: yes o,I'm sure u went to ajebo own,like federal government college

Affrey:
no i did not attend FGC

Affrey:
no i did not attend FGC

sylviagoldie: Una welldone o....

I see all of una. Even d pipo wen dey derail dis thread.... Na by dis tym next year the seed wey una sow go bear fruits...Una hear?

Shout out to all d ladies; Affrey, oliseh/becketh, mhizz bernie, faith, karen et all, u all rock!

Greetingz, sir meta-p.

sylviagoldie:

hmmmmm......

Does any1 dislike dis post

Affrey: Going to bed gud nyt family,pls u pple shud sleep ontime today o.Adex mi amor au revoir.te amo fam.deuces

Good nyt amor mio...te quiero tanto .

Adex097:
Good nyt amor mio...te quiero tanto .

I-am-Winner:
watchout bro!!..

IT WILL END BEFORE OCT 31ST..

Loveoyanx: spartacus is a pun star who acted one of the best sell pornografik movie ever produced in d his3 of mankind.

iLLiE: Smh



See as guys dey hustle for affrey like daily bread



Ah dey think of hw ah go take join d arrowing crew 4 UNIBEN una dey here dey fyt ontop girl





All of una go bomb ni

sigidporte: A jobless man applied for the
job of "office boy" at
Microsoft. The HR interviewed
him then watched him
cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address
and I'll send you the forms to
fill in as well as when you
may start".
The man replied "But I don't
have a computer, neither an email."
"I'm sorry", said the HR
manager, "If you don't have
an
email, that means u do not
exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at
all. He didn't know what to
do, with only $10 in his
pocket. He then decided to go
to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold
the tomatoes in a door to door
round. In less than two
hours, he succeeded to double
his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and
returned home with $ 60. The
man realized that he can
survive this way, and started
to
go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money
doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a car,then
a truck, then he had his own
fleet of delivery vehicles. 5
years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in
the US . He started to plan his
family's future, and decided
to have a life Insurance. He
called an insurance broker,
and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was
concluded, the broker asked
him his email. The man
replied, "I don't have an
email."
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an
email,
and yet have succeeded to
build an empire. Can you
imagine what you could have
been if you had an email?!" The man thought for a while
and replied, "Yes, I'd be an
office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1) Internet/ email/ bbm/
whatsapp is not the solution to
your life.
2) If you don't have internet/
email/ bbm/whatsapp, and
work hard, you can be a
Billionaire.
3) If you received this message
by email/ bbm/whatsapp, u
are not any close to being a
Millionaire.

P.S - Don't send this back to
me, I'm busy selling Tomatoes.

tsleazy: may you receive the thunder bolt of Gods blesssings......IJN

Amen
and may d Holy cane of prosperity flog u endlessly,IJN-Amen