₦airaland Forum

1. You drank garri twice today, bought N100 recharge card and got 10mb, came on facebook and wrote "money no be problem".. Your case dey court. . .

2. You dey owe mama ikenna N50 and you dey wear "my money grow like grass t-shirt".. Weldone oo! . .

3. You fit pay N5,000 enter club but for church na N20 be your offering.. God is watching u o . .

4. You are too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain -OLUWA NI).. God dey watch u o . .

5. You're married but still chases other ladies and you claim you're going for refresher courses. Your cup go soon full. . .

6. Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you come store him number as "bros gala"... Sista tnk u o . .

7. U ar an o level holder, but nah u the sponsor ur girl for uniben. My broda u be scholarship board? . .

8. You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload am write "home sweet home", \ur mata dey God hand. . . .

9. You enter public transoprt #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with oda people goods, abeg wetine I wan tell u. . .

10.U way go read this my post, u no go comment, my dear wetin do ur keypad naw

Op , no mind em, i enjoy ur post .. make sense