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chiiraq802:
5. Brain species

Studies suggest that men often reason logically, and with great sense, while the other gender has fish brain.

I was anticipating this like the 2nd coming of christ ..


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She's a full coated one...

Samantha125:
There are plenty Samanthas in here...

Huh !!!







I can literally smell you ..



Welcome back though

codedgalaxy:
Lol, I don't wanna quote daddy cool but common man, menstrual pains ??
You got to come up with something better.

not all of dem suffer from the menstrual pain .. Menstrual pain can also be of secondary cause like fibroid, an infection and something called an endometriosis ...


So whatever argument she has about menstrual pain holds no ground...

Coldspice:
Maybe he thought she's an Igbo girl.

Carton is even too much for an Igbo girl, just tell her "I will take you to Lagos".

She will spread legs like a roasted chicken.

Choi

All these yeasterners women sef

So szobolozai scored a free kick during the international break ...

Should Trent leave, looks like we've got ourselves a new free kick taker ..

Mrviktor:
3 man.

Rasmus will play
Bruno will play
The 3rd spot is contested by
rash.amad.garnacho.zirkzee.anthony.mount.erikson.

hw is Bruno in the final third..

How would he fit in as a false nine??

Yemike:
I don't recall anyone in Amorim's team named twitter.

how is there no space in the front three for garnacho .. abi ni br three man attack amorim dey play ??

BlueMann:
England flying now...sensational goal from Jones

Curtis on crazy form right now

MuslimIgbo:
Weyrey
Where in the post did it say the roommate has a girlfriend too?

it was clearly states in the write up.

The room mate does have a gf...

pocohantas:
I am not surprised at the comments.

Likes attract likes.

As goat take stand for market, naso them dey take price am.

I would never stop saying goodluck to the girls dating our suppose Nairaland alpha males. God's strongest soldiers they are.

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So if that man of yours suddenly registers on NL .. you'd dump him??


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pocohantas:
You can't spend 700k on 6 people but you open mouth waaaa? Go and sleep abeg.

hahaha ..

This aunty dey whyne me ..


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Oya enter don jazzy dm go reason am na

Frigga13:
We’re humans first.. help them get out.. then charge them.

Africa is mean

south Africans to be precise...

Mia le roux


If that doesn't sound french, I don't know what will ..


And yet again she's Caucasian, the only very relevant race in the whole of South Africa..

.the rest just seem to be occupying space ...

pocohantas:
This is a noble thing to do. We are 6 in number. I hope your plan is not to pay for only me. Please pick a DNA center in Lagos, pay and send me the reference no. This is what men should be doing. Don Jazzy donated 100m to VDM only to start raising DNA awareness a few weeks later. Why didn't he donate half of it to a DNA center and tell interested men to go there?

Many of you do not have any of the logic you claim to naturally possess. Noisemakers!

Lol .. you want me to spend 700k each on 6 people .. hahahahhaha .. even donjazzy no fit run that kind package ...

This aunty is funny ...

I could manage just two people for free thorough hard connections but you gats dey i.b ..


But that's not the bone of contention here .. I'm not a friggin NGO .


My deal with you is the fact that you're trying to downplay the importance of DNA atleast judging from your initial comments..

pocohantas:
Sponsor one man to do DNA for his kids.

Don't bother about my man. He can very well afford to run a DNA 100x if need be.

Men should come together to start a DNA foundation. You think lack of awareness is what is holding back a poor country from doing DNA?

I'll sponsor your father first ....

pocohantas:
I am not the one crying and singing DNA across social media. The gender that carries it for head should take it up. Men constitute 95% of our government. I wonder why you guys haven't passed the bill into law. Hopefully one day you guys will leave NL and setup DNA foundations to help yourselves achieve this goal.

VDM that collected 100m and loves DNA so much should sponsor 1000 families for a start. All noise and zero action.

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Who's crying and singing ... It's called creating awareness from where I'm from ...

.but pesin no con understand why the thing dey you touch you , why are you so bitter about it ..


What's that man's your name again



He really needs to see what his so called gf dey carry for head like pesin wey dey sell gala for express .


If this one dey bitter about DNA. How is he sure you wouldn't pin some other man child on him ...


I need to find that nigga

ValCon888:
Equatorial Guinea is the only Hispanic country in Africa. And those who are well traveled understand that Hispanic women enjoy sex pass food.

If something must kill a man, then it's better to die in Equatorial Guinea than to die in Nigeria.

Angola is something sort of an Hispanic country too ..



They atleast speak Portuguese ..

There's Cape Verde too


Mauritius too before I forget

pocohantas:
How did I talk it down? Have you checked if you are your father's son?



Have you checked?
I guess you look like your dad too.

Maybe you too should check if you're your father's daughter ..


Yes, it does go both ways ...


Especially the tribe you come from, we know as you una dey do...


All pun intended...

Peng12345:
So baby mama can not give you another man’s child?

Atleast him no waste money do wedding on top am

dominique:
Your phenotype is a physical representation of your genotype, every single physial feature you have is a representation of your DNA. For your child to look EXACTLY like you, that means s/he inherited some of these genes off your features. Except, your wife cheated with a close member of your family who you shared genes with, a child that looks exactly like you is 100% yours.

My worry is not the DNA test but the fact that crooked labs will start capitalising of the gullibility of average Nigerians and start running fake tests.

Is a lie .. with the huge cost of doing DNA . I don't think they'll have a need to do a fake test ..



Even if fake test dey .. men go find legit lab rum am ...


DNA is a must...

EMIOMOADEOYE:
Shingles, chicken pox.....are all manifestations of a reactivated Herpes virus. I hope you know that

Infact Chicken pox is the by-product of your body's successful defence against a Herpes zoster virus reactivation.

Oh...Shingles can appear at any age

at the bolded .. That is understood nw ..





Accordings to some reading I had done in the past .. it says only those that had once had chicken pox can have shingles ... Like I said earlier, it is the comeback of Chicken pox .. The only difference is the location of the rash. Unlike chicken pox shingles doesn't affect the whole body and it only occurs when the immune system is weak reason why it favourably occurs in old people ...

If someone has never heard chicken pox and one happen to shingles.. it is basically not shingles but chicken pox ..

cedricksly:
I know what you mean,, u can get UTI, Staphylococcus from the toilet, but I'm trying to tell you that NO SUCH THING AS TOILET INFECTION. Ask a medical doctor or any other professional... No allow those chemist / drug sellers whine you oooo

well agreed .. but if the point of contact is from the toilet then it's practically a toilet infection ..

Like I said earlier, the females would beg to differ . There's something called PID. Most females I have seen that has it has gotten from toilet et al ..

By the way, toilet infection doesnt necessarily mean infection, it can be an irritation too ..

cedricksly:
nothing like toilet infection..... Toilet infection is a myth

no it's not ...


Hear stories from the females..

chikeze:
I saw my doctor and I ran a test. It’s a viral infection called shingles rash/herpes zoster. It’s not a bacteria infection so antibiotics can’t cure it but a viral infection. Am currently on Acyclovir medication. Thank you all for your advice.

shingles doesn't happen till you're old ..

Shingles is just the comeback of chicken pox at old age when the immune system is weak .


This is more of herpes/or some certain dermatitis judging from the rash ...

One ten naira spent 4 months with me .. I had to give it out to some lil kid to buy sweet whilst knowing the money can't even get a friggin thing...

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I have female willing to work...

Sp1ritHusband:
What is more tangible than a size 42 dd standing breast and a well rounded ass of a fine lady?

Different strokes for different folks.

Kemzee01:
Tangible thing wey em fit whine you on top?

na the one way I deem tangible ...

No be she go tell me say e tangible ..

So that whynin no fit work

Sp1ritHusband:
I have been looking for your sister brotherly, where has she been. Wait, let me go cash the 50k.

wait no cash am na ... Make I run paste aza na ..

Sp1ritHusband:
You give out 1k because that is what you can afford. people change when money land. Can you swear if you have more than 50M for account that you will not give more than 1k.

bros .. if I get money pass dangote .. I give u 1k. If you no like am run me my money back .


The only exception is if the money is for a tangible thing ..

Sp1ritHusband:
As a guy, I hate to eat my money and love spending it on girls. I feen very uncomfortable any day I did not spend at least 50k as a gift to a fine girl. It's boring to eat my money alone.
WTF Man!

My sister said to help her request 50k from you as a gift ..


Should she be expecting something??