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This is artistry but mummy will say we should go on a three days dry fasting and prayer first

udder:
Even masturbation is not safe.

Once got thick semen stuck at the base of my urethra. I was unaware for 2 days until I started having difficulty urinating.
Instead of masturbating again, I started forcing it out gradually with several urinations not knowing I was irritating my urethra.

The burning pain started the following day. If I was sexually active, I would have concluded I had an infection - the only difference was there was no discharge.

The irritation disappeared after a week without treatment.

Moral of the story is - No enjoyment without risk. Life is short and something must kill a man. STDs are overrated and usually treatable.

That happens most times even without masturbating..


Drink a lot of water, then urinate almost immediately.. you're good to go..

Proudlyngwa:
Useless Nafdac

But they find it difficult to ban sachet poison Alchol

It's not poison if you drink moderately ..


Even if you drink water to an extent, you can over hydrated which can cause issues ..


Drink moderately..


Make them no ban my dearly beloved action bitters abeg..

They should ban any noodles or eatables containing sodium higher than 800mg ..

Some brand of indomie contains 990mg ..

If you're wondering what causes kidney stones..


Thank me no more..

wunmi590:
Good day Nairalanders,

What is the light situation in your area, just as the heading suggests.

In my office 🏬 Lekki phase1, light has been very bad, since last month, despite the fact that we are on Band A, we have been solely relying on generator from morning till night.

In my house at around Obalende, infact that one os worst, sometimes, I stay in the office late, so that once I enter house, just take my bath and sleep straight..

The most painful part is that, my inlaw who is from Oyo state are complaing bitterly that light might not even come for 2-3 month and when it does, it won't last more than 4hours and its gone..

We have a minister who is from Oyo state and can't even manage just a ministry and want to govern a whole state.

The light is really giving me a concern, mostly this festive period that alot of expenses is there, you will still be thinking of powering generator with high rate of fuel to welcome visitors..

Which part of oyo state wey light dey reach 4hrs .


Light wey no pass 15mins in one week here for I.b...

I already have led lights embedded in my POP walls .. I don't need any other before my house starts looking like a shrine. ..

zoedew:
He does not appear to be an ambitious businessman. Risk takers take their world!

I think he has a acting school or something ..

No be him get those papa ajasco sitcom and whatnots..

Adelekes no suppose dey??

E reach black billionaires .. black South African are absent..

oluwaseyi0:
We don't deserve to go to world cup

On God!!!

tunapawizzy:
this dirty style of wearing sneakers on Trad ehn

I find it awkward too...

Thisisa:
Well, they used my weaknesses against me

You basically still talked too much or how on earth did they know your weakness??

For a guy


YES..

Twice...

Orlandoo:
This your sarcasm is already stale. You can do better.

.

Swr down..

Sonnobax15:
. I'm a good example to my younger ones bro .

My younger neice got married last year and another one's about to marry by the end of this year .

I no dey get sisters wey dey shook-shook anyhow .

I remembered one time ago when three ladies boarded my Keke...They were all complaining about how men have been disappointing them .. Funniest thing was that they were complaining about how they paid a pastor to match-fix them with single men in his church but the pastor failed to do that........When they alighted my Keke,I looked at them and from my own eye guage,they were about the same age with your sisters

Anyways,I wish your sisters well bro........ Honestly,I dey feel your worries....... It's well with them🙏

Your nieces or sisters no go really tell you as e dey be oo ..


No go dey whyne yourself..

Lawalemi:
Every phase in life with their issues.

University admission, employment wahala, marriage wahala.

The reason we must prepare our kids for these phases and not allow the phase meet them so suddenly that they struggle with it.

They should become intentional about getting a man and I pray God answer your prayers on them..

If they get a solomon at this time .. they should go with him like thst..

Sccarrr:
Hmmn...I loose guard and she caught me red handed,saw chats and even dirty pictures.... I said the babe seduced me

lol ..

This brings back of when my cousin dey make similar to him babe after being caught red handed ..

Werey say na the babe dey chase am and seduce am ..

I just dey one corner wan burst laugh as I hear that statement..

Emaprince:
Why dont chelsea gonget this guy?

He also has the attributes to succeed at chelsea. He is strong and pace. He can hit the ball well with both feet.

He will be better than every one we plays on that left wing

He plays bettercon the right .. you don't need him .. you've got estevao...

I wanna understand something .. are this game going to replay or they are just demo ..

Before I go fishing for the one I can play??

Diamond098454:
you are asking because of ordinary 1.5 rent? It's one of the cheapest in that area because of the federal light they don't take light that side Go and ask her boyfriend or her brother to stop paying for her

I'm a female

But you said you had a gf..

I don't ..

It's one of my dad's house ..

I know this girl that says she doesn't or wouldn't entertain any sexual or sensual talk from any man once ..

E reach my turn , "it became we were vibing"

I was even the one that called her attention to it ..

Chilipepper:
Women don't have rules, they make them for men they don't like

Swr down ...



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Is Curtis really underrated??

Rosaline5000:
People wey no get problem for life

Abi ..

The werey go dey crash car..


I just dey laugh

Intentional man in the mud

saphiere:
If sex is nothing stop asking. Sxxx is nothing but you are a product of sxxxx. Funny.

Sex is only biological and nothing...

DanBJChem:
Oga contractual agreements can also be verbal 🤣

I can easily claimed it was fake as the verbal evidence has been tampered with using A.I or some voice dubbing instruments to make it sound like me..

brain54:
They are talking about promise to marry now...

You are talking about sex. I can never understand some of you!

She dragged sex into it when she claimed she can sue for damages to her body due to sex ..

Except it is contacted and there are signatures in bound ..

.all of these is DOA..

saphiere:
List 3 logical things men really offer in a relationship. They only thing men have to offer is money. Util men offer more we wont offer anything other than the sxxx.

You can't expect more when you give less. I laugh at "men offer food". Women are the only one who offer food. You thought the statement "women belong to the kitchen" came from where? We offer food. men only offer money and maybe shelter.

The food wey una dey enter kitchen cook , who is the source of it??

😕😕😕

saphiere:
List 3 logical things men really offer in a relationship. They only thing men have to offer is money. Util men offer more we wont offer anything other than the sxxx.

You can't expect more when you give less. I laugh at "men offer food". Women are the only one who offer food. You thought the statement "women belong to the kitchen" came from where? We offer food. men only offer money and maybe shelter.

. Doesn't that money cover alot ..

From shelter
Clothing and whatnots ..

The same sex wey una dey offer , guys dey put prik down too , so basically we offer the sex back too ..

Oga , find something else to talk abeg..