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RomanceRe: Sex And Money by simp: 3:45pm On Sep 04, 2013
so what will be the use of the money.am i hungry ?
PoliticsRe: Hon Dino Melaye Finally Admits He Fathered Bisi Ibidapo's Daughter. by simp: 3:21pm On Sep 03, 2013
all these bloggers with lies to pull traffic to their site.can we see the source
PoliticsRe: Thousands Of Nigerian Muslims Hold Pro-morsi Rally(picture) by simp: 9:57am On Aug 25, 2013
The prophet said all muslims are like a single body if a part is hurts, the whole body is hurt.
PoliticsRe: Prophet To Fashola: Re-open Yaba Railway Market Or Lose Your Children by simp: 3:51pm On Aug 24, 2013
NICE TRY !!!!!!!!!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: 40 Pythons Found In Canadian Hotel by simp: 6:58pm On Aug 19, 2013
na wa o
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Killed Herself After Being Bullied On Ask.fm by simp: 4:56pm On Aug 06, 2013
oyinbo life self,then all of us for naija suppose don kill ourself finish.one time for the younger in our neighborhoods who get bullied everyday and still keep their heads up.
CrimeRe: I Beheaded 100 Men, Pounded 27 Babies & Slept With My Mother- Shina Rambo by simp: 3:14pm On Jul 23, 2013
why will you give someone that have committed so many atricities just 11 years jail term.na wa o
BusinessRe: My Bad Experience with Konga.com and Its Resolution by simp: 4:39pm On Jul 19, 2013
eeeyyaaaa,sorry about that but you know our online shopping industry are still improving but its a shame that its the customers that will be paying for somebody's bad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Investigated For Fraud In Spain by simp: 3:26pm On Jun 12, 2013
leave my boy alone o.
Jokes EtcRe: If U Are A Drunker View Dis Picture To See What Wil Happen To U When U Die. by simp: 12:32pm On Jun 03, 2013
monkey
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Wind Threatens To Reveal Kim Kardashian's unclothedness by simp: 9:23pm On May 30, 2013
wetin she dey hide again.we have seen it all in her sex video with ray j so what is it again?
HealthRe: Backpain Causes And Remedy by simp(op): 11:42am On May 21, 2013
I got this because of some nerve damage near my spine that acts up on occasion and thought it might help the pain. Man, was I right!. The vibration is so nice, and noticeable. Definitely relaxing my spine. I'm glad that I finally picked this..
Call 07063965675 or visit http://www.stuffslane.com/vibrating-massage-pillow/ to learn more (just 9,500)
FamilyRe: How A Little Device Have Saved Many Homes. by simp(op): 11:39am On May 21, 2013
The alarm certainly works. Not only with household gas: I broke a bottle of red wine and 10 minutes into the clear up operation the alarm went off. I switched it off and left it for a while. Switched it on again and it went off again. So, not only will I safeguard myself from household gas, I will also lessen the chances of being overcome by alcohol fumes!

just 4500naira per unit.Call 07063965675 or visit http://www.stuffslane.com/carbon-monoxide-gas-detector/
FamilyRe: How A Little Device Have Saved Many Homes. by simp(op): 1:44pm On May 16, 2013
With the recent news stories about Carbon Monoxide poisoning, I thought it would be a good idea to get one of these and i did. It can be wall mounted, but we have it on a shelf in the kitchen, so it is central to the gas boiler and cooker for extra peace of mind.


Just 4500naira per unit.Call 07063965675 or visit http://www.stuffslane.com/carbon-monoxide-gas-detector/
FamilyRe: How A Little Device Have Saved Many Homes. by simp(op): 1:42pm On May 16, 2013
More stories ....

My wife smelled gas I didn't. Bought this to prove her wrong but in less than 30 seconds after warming up it proved her right!!!

Just 4500naira per unit.Call 07063965675 or visit http://www.stuffslane.com/carbon-monoxide-gas-detector/
HealthBackpain Causes And Remedy by simp(op): 1:57pm On May 15, 2013
Many people especially the older adults are always complaining about backpain. I will like to state some of the causes and one of the treatment here.

1. Emotional and psychological stress (including some mental illness such as depression)
2. Bad Posture,Pain due to slouching.
3. Obesity,Added weight on your body places more pressure on your spin.e
4. Sleeping Positions
5. Sprains and Strains. You may have just twisted wrong, picked something that was too heavy
6. Fractures,similar to sprains.
7. Osteoarthritis, most commonly found in older adults, is a condition which causes the disc's to press together, causing backaches and stiffness in the affected area.
8. Pregnancy, the extra weight and the way that weight is distributed usually cause back pain affecting the lower back.

whatever the cause is, this massage vibrating Pillow is recommended to help relief the back and neck pain.
Call 07063965675 or visit http://www.stuffslane.com/vibrating-massage-pillow/ to learn more (just 9,500)

FamilyRe: How A Little Device Have Saved Many Homes. by simp(op): 9:05am On May 15, 2013
Both my wife and I could smell gas in our kitchen after repairs were carried out to our gas boiler. Nobody in our family would believe us when we said there was a leak. I then bought a Gas Detector and set it up in the kitchen. Almost immediately it detected gas. The fitter came out and finally found the leak. A nut had not been fully screwed up. He was so impressed with the detector that he was going to get one himself.
To my mind buying the detector was a life saver.
Many thanks

just 4500naira per unit.Call 07063965675 or visit http://www.stuffslane.com/carbon-monoxide-gas-detector/
FamilyHow A Little Device Have Saved Many Homes. by simp(op): 3:30pm On May 14, 2013
Its a gas/carbon monoxide detector.Listen to what some people have to say about it.

I ordered this detector for my elderly mother who lives alone and uses a gas cooker. She started to turn on a gas tap whilst leaving the gas unlit, and we discussed with her how best to deal with this dangerous situation. She finally agreed that i could research some gas detectors for her. I was somewhat concerned that she may come to rely on the detector to let her know if she had turned on the gas tap without lighting it, rather than checking the cooker herself. However, this has proved to be an amazing gadget which is ever so sensitive. She telephoned me a month or so after installation rather panicked saying that the alarm was making a very loud noise and she couldn't understand why. I asked that she open her door and also check her gas taps. Sure enough she had left a gas tap slightly on without it being lit. The alarm stopped sounding and she was pleased we had managed to prevent her causing severe damage to herself and her neighbours. The gadget comes with installation details, and my mother does feel safer - as do my family and i.

just 4500naira per unit.Call 07063965675 or visit http://www.stuffslane.com/carbon-monoxide-gas-detector/

BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by simp: 4:45pm On Apr 22, 2013
For all you guys marketing and recommending other people to chrisvicmall,its better you stop in your own interest. They seems like a total fraud to me.

I have paid since ending of last month and was told i will be called when the good arrive to balance because we cannot ascertain the weight of the package then.Since then nobody called nor mailed me as i type this mail.The only contact i have was elena who reply my mail but i think she or he is not even in Nigeria because of the way she speaks.I have paid the balance again based on elena's advice and still no response from them.Their live chat console is gone on their website.They are not picking calls.I guess i have been duped.
AutosCar Vaccum Cleaner For Sale by simp(op): 1:51pm On Mar 13, 2013
INTRODUCING

This product is used to clean up the car inside, easy to carry and use!





FEATURES
• Item Height: 12 inch
• Model Name:1618#
• Item Width:10 inch
• Special Features: Portable Handheld










• Item Length:19 inch
• Material Type:ABS
• Item Weight:0.57 kg
• 100% Brand New
• Cable Length: 260cm(Approx)
• Rated Voltage: DC12V
• Rated input power: 60W





• Vacuum Degree:2000-2600Pa
• Color: Blue+White
• Powerful suction.
• Compact, handy and lightweight.
• Occupies a tiny place, easy to empty.
• Used directly from the car lighter socket.
• Controlled by ON / OFF switch, easy to use.
• Can suck cigarette ash, cookie crumbs, eraser crumbs, hair, rice, wastepaper, etc.
• Complete with convenient attachment and washable filter.
• Perfect for home, office, school, travel and all vehicles.




Notes:
• Keep the sack clean and dry.
• Don't use cable to carry this product.
• Children are avoided to use this product.
• Leave the product away from alcohol and other easy-burning materials.

PRICE = 5,000NAIRA
Send mail to securistoteam@gmail.com or call 07063965675 for inquiries.[color=#000099][/color]

BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by simp: 11:54am On Mar 07, 2013
After paying for the good and the shipping and delivery address given.will i have to pay for any custom or clearing due because i have some experience with dhl some years back when i bought some things from india and customs brought another clearing bill to my house requesting me to pay which i did.Kindly clarify this for me. Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Bring Back To Life? by simp: 3:04pm On Jan 17, 2013
2PAC DON DIE ?
Foreign AffairsRe: French Magazine Risks Muslim Anger With Mohammed Cartoons by simp: 11:18am On Sep 19, 2012
Think about it , must people just be looking for wahala in the name of freedom of speech. Now you will say islam is not a religion of peace.When you are intentionally insulting someones belief. Can anyone abuse or create bad image about your ordinary dad and you keep quiet talkless of a prophet of God.
Certification And Training AdvertsCCIE Routing And Switching Lab Dump Available. by simp(op):
If you are interested in getting the latest CCIE routing and switching LAB exam dumps,Send a mail to securistoteam@gmail.com
Phone/Internet MarketA New Galaxy S2 Urgently For Sale. by simp(op): 12:14pm On Jul 03, 2012
Hello Guys, A New Samsung Galaxy S2 urgently for Sale.
Price - 80k ,You can contact me on 08032008128 (Anne) for any enquiries.
Thanks.
Technology MarketRe: A New Kindle Touch For Sale by simp(op): 10:37am On Jun 17, 2012
yes,its still new in the carton, not activated, not used.
Technology MarketRe: A New Kindle Touch For Sale by simp(op): 3:15pm On Jun 14, 2012
30k ,call 07062022653 or send mail to oyeniyilade@yahoo.co.uk
Phone/Internet MarketA New Kindle Touch For Sale by simp(op): 3:10pm On Jun 11, 2012
[img][/img]A new kindle touch for sale with this features.


Most-advanced E Ink display, now with multi-touch
New sleek design - 8% lighter, 11% smaller, holds up to 3,000 books
Only e-reader with text-to-speech, audiobooks and mp3 support
Built in Wi-Fi - get books in 60 seconds
Borrow Kindle books from your public library
EasyReach touch technology lets you read easily with one hand
New X-Ray feature lets you look up characters, historical figures, and interesting phrases

price-35k only

Technology MarketA New Kindle Touch For Sale by simp(op): 3:05pm On Jun 11, 2012
A new kindle touch for sale with this features.
Most-advanced E Ink display, now with multi-touch
New sleek design - 8% lighter, 11% smaller, holds up to 3,000 books
Only e-reader with text-to-speech, audiobooks and mp3 support
Built in Wi-Fi - get books in 60 seconds
Borrow Kindle books from your public library
EasyReach touch technology lets you read easily with one hand
New X-Ray feature lets you look up characters, historical figures, and interesting phrases
price - 35k only

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