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Health › Re: Countries With The Highest Testosterone Levels by simpleseyi: 5:49am On Aug 08
benardtotti:
Thats the only thing Africans are good at , sex, knack , viagra , burantashi.

If it’s to invent something that will transform the society africa will be missing on the list.
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Is Burantashi not an invention?
Romance › Re: Why Men Should Respect Their Faithful Beautiful Girlfreinds by simpleseyi: 5:31am On Aug 08
Evaress:
Men should respect women that choose to remain faithful to only them because everytime a lady steps out, she gets hit by up to like 10 different men and she will keep saying No to them because of One man she is trying to be faithful to. Is it easy to be chased everytime? We all know men hardly gets chased.
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Beautiful girlfriends should start sleeping with every man and woman that wants to sleep with them, let’s see who will get multiple diseases and unwanted pregnancy. Nonsensical nonsense
Travel › Re: I Left Nigeria For The UK After Losing 2 Children To Medical Negligence - Woman by simpleseyi: 5:27am On Aug 08
moscow007:
That country is a perfect illustration of "A thousand ways to die"
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Yes nah, Shebi dey no dey die for U.K. nah, that’s why their forefathers are still living till date
Politics › Re: Our President Carries Guinean Passport, We Don't Know His Nationality - Odinkalu by simpleseyi: 9:19pm On Aug 07
franchasng:
Tinubu is one of the luckiest men in Nigeria, he gets away with every crime and illegality angry
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And you are the unluckiest. Too bad
Politics › Re: Our President Carries Guinean Passport, We Don't Know His Nationality - Odinkalu by simpleseyi: 9:19pm On Aug 07
helinues:
The unfortunate opposition
If this nonsense did not work in 2023, why are they wasting their time again towards the 2027 election

Someone who was once a senator, 2 terms governor of Lagos state is still the person you are questioning his nationality.

Are these people normal like this
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Do you still wonder why they keep losing back to back?
Politics › Re: Our President Carries Guinean Passport, We Don't Know His Nationality - Odinkalu by simpleseyi: 9:16pm On Aug 07
This one too na professor ooooo. Even market women are more literate than this nonentity
Family › Re: “Avoid Female Friends In Marriage” — Lady Recounts Painful Experience by simpleseyi: 5:39pm On Aug 07
Are they not right?
Politics › Re: How Buhari Made Nigerians Accept Tinubu's Victory In 2023 By Soibi Versatile by simpleseyi: 4:38pm On Aug 07
franchasng:
Yes its obvious to the blind that Buhari made Tinubu President
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This one will cry for long.

Tinubu kicked out Jonathan and made Buhari President
Crime › Re: Confession Of A Captured Suspected Kidnapper Who Demanded ₦100M Ransom by simpleseyi: 8:18pm On Aug 06
givedemwotowoto:
Same template since the 80s from their mentor:

Fake CSU student by day

Heroin trafficker by night
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This one too na someone’s pikin
Travel › Re: This Is La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort In Lagos State, Nigeria by simpleseyi: 6:31pm On Aug 06
SeeWahala:
Mschew undecided that's how they were hyping all those brach front properties before their tilumbu came to scatter it all without recourse while simultaneously stealing N15 trillion ontop cry

When they come to scatter this place you'd see this same agbad0id op hailing their failure of a leader forgetting how they created this thread today angry
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Cry well well. Cry to sleep and wake up in tears, then resume crying
Politics › Re: Tinubu May Soon Run To France For Battery Recharge by simpleseyi: 2:46pm On Aug 06
Validated:
Mark my words, in coming weeks, Tinubu will be running 🏃‍♀️ to France for battery 🔋 recharge. We do not blame him because old age is a blessing, but such a time should be spent with grandchildren and not presiding over the lives of over 225m Nigerians.

With electioneering campaigns starting soon, the "Pharaoh of Nigeria politics" will run to Paris for renewal of his battery.

We wish him safe trip as this may be his last as Nigeria president.
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Why do doctors or nurses give phones to patients on admission at the psychiatric hospital
Politics › Re: IGP Tells Federal Police Officers To Prepare For State Police, Says Tinubu Govt by simpleseyi: 2:44pm On Aug 06
Some cursed sour losers are still crying that state police is unnecessary
Career › Re: Soldiers At Hospital Kaduna After Hearing “Salary Don Increase” (Video) by simpleseyi: 2:40pm On Aug 06
LordBiden:
Are my the only one who feels this salary increase for the army doesn't makes sense at this time?

Nigeria currently has an overbloated recurrent expenditure that needs to be reduced,the government needs to reduce the cost of running government.
What we need now is closing down duplicate parastatals and agencies, reducing salaries of political office holders and civil servants.

More increase in salaries of civil servants and political office holders gives room for more budget deficits and more debts.

Only those with sound economic background would understand the point I am raising.
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This poster is posting from the psychiatric ward of the general hospital
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Waging A War Against The Opposition, Not Corruption — Atiku by simpleseyi: 2:29pm On Aug 06
Did Opposition steal our money? If yes, then Tinubu should intensify the war. When Tinubu leaves, another government will come and wage war on him too. It is simple
Family › Re: Why Do Several Couples Speak Like Marriage Is Not Easy? by simpleseyi: 2:23pm On Aug 06
No be first my mouth you go hear the teason why God didn’t create a wife for Himself, nor allow His beloved Son Jesus to get a wife. Even Satan refused to marry
Politics › Re: EFCC Lacks Power To Freeze Osun Statutory Account — Attorney-general by simpleseyi: 10:39am On Aug 06
Go and unfreeze it nah. To to the banks and collect money
Politics › Re: Osun Election: Prepare To Employ Your Uncle - Uzodinma Replies Davido by simpleseyi: 10:25am On Aug 06
AMINDA:
Pedestrian reply. Tell your principal to guarantee a free and fair election and let the electorates decide. The intimidation, arrests, account freezing and other undemocratic antics are not going unnoticed. If Tinubu is resorting to all these in order to win an election in his own state of origin, it goes to show that he is very unpopular.
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Even in Heaven, there is no free and fair election, if not, Satan would be next to God and not Jesus. But our Father in Heaven said that Jesus is HIS beloved Son in whom HE is well pleased
Politics › Re: Osun Election: Prepare To Employ Your Uncle - Uzodinma Replies Davido by simpleseyi: 10:21am On Aug 06
Ade de Dancer already employed by Davido as lead dancer
Politics › Re: Isaac Fayose To Wike: "Peter Obi Will Win Rivers State With 72% In 2027" by simpleseyi: 7:14pm On Aug 05
Flangelo12:
You take Rivers people as ignorant.
huh
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If they are not, Wike would not have written 1.4 million fake votes for Goodluck Jonathan in 2015
Politics › Re: Isaac Fayose To Wike: "Peter Obi Will Win Rivers State With 72% In 2027" by simpleseyi: 7:07pm On Aug 05
Yes nah. Just as he did in 2023 and now he is the President of Biafra
Politics › Re: EFCC Freezes Osun Government Account 10 days to election, Gov Adeleke reacts by simpleseyi: 7:06pm On Aug 05
tonesky:
A warning to opposition in the forthcoming 2027 election that Tinubu would stop at nothing to manipulate reelection and would use both legal and illegal means to remain in power.
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Yes, it’s a direct warning. So what can you do?
Politics › Re: EFCC Freezes Osun Government Account 10 days to election, Gov Adeleke reacts by simpleseyi: 6:56pm On Aug 05
Luckysbab:
Why will the FG want to "deal with him"?

Are you hearing yourself at all?
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Cry well well. You can do nothing.

Tinubu was a sitting governor when Goodluck Ebele Jonathan dragged Tinubu before the Code of Conduct Tribunal, Tinubu went their and thrashed them all
Politics › Re: EFCC Freezes Osun Government Account 10 days to election, Gov Adeleke reacts by simpleseyi: 6:53pm On Aug 05
AMINDA:
Tunubu is undermining our democracy just to continue to perpetuate himself in power. Are we running a government or a cartel?
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What can you do nah? You can do nothing. Your masters that you instigated to plan coup are now in prison.
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike & Nyesom Wike's Age & Looks Compared (Photos) by simpleseyi: 1:32pm On Aug 05
AlabiKILLER2023:
Wike is a criminal

A man who never knew he could get to the level he is currently

The thing they high am like kolos


He has no morals
He like a pig
No level he can't descend to get power
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Will you ever get to his age?
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike & Nyesom Wike's Age & Looks Compared (Photos) by simpleseyi: 1:30pm On Aug 05
24SEVEN:
Age is a number. Girls in their 20s love me. They feel i'm their mate. grin grin

I just dey achieve dem steady. cheesy cheesy
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No go kpai ontop small small girls oooo. Since I noticed my power no fit match girls in their 20s again, I don move up to divorcees and widows on their 40s. I no fit come die ontop small girl for hotel. Na so my friend’s father die ontop his daughter’s coursemate for nearby hotel. Na the shame make the remaining family members pack comot for our area
Politics › Re: Why Muslim - Muslim Ticket Is Inevitable For Tinubu by simpleseyi: 12:54pm On Aug 05
IbnB:
Have some shame brother
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You need to have some political lessons.
Politics › Re: Why Muslim - Muslim Ticket Is Inevitable For Tinubu by simpleseyi: 12:54pm On Aug 05
Validated:
The same reason his defeat is inevitable
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As it happened in 2023 which is why AdaObi is currently President of Biafra grin grin
Politics › Re: Why Muslim - Muslim Ticket Is Inevitable For Tinubu by simpleseyi: 12:52pm On Aug 05
Biodun556:
As it is today, there is no northern Christian politician that can secure substantial number of vote for Tinubu in both north east and northwest.

If APC picks a Christian VP from northcentral, it means North East and North West are completely isolated in Tinubu government and that would give Atiku Abubakar firm grip over the two regions.

What Tinubu did is not a religious sentiment. It is the mentality of the northeast and northwest people that will not allow a Christian to represent them at that level because they see them as minority.

Also, it does not make sense to restrict Southern part of Nigeria to VP ticket as Atiku and Amaechi are trying establish.
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Anybody wey wan cry, make he cry. Tinubu will rule till 2031 with Shettima
Politics › Re: 'Release Nnamdi Kanu Immediately' — Doris Ogala Appeals To Tinubu (video) by simpleseyi: 10:00am On Aug 05
Breaker001:
He has heard you, and he will do as you have commanded. 😂
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Yes ma.

But first, let the lady go and take her drugs
Politics › Re: 'Release Nnamdi Kanu Immediately' — Doris Ogala Appeals To Tinubu (video) by simpleseyi: 9:58am On Aug 05
Pastor Chris Uche, come and take your Wife from Heaven oooooo. Sex starvation is making her to convulse
Politics › Re: Pat Utomi: Nigeria Of Today Worse Than Abacha Era by simpleseyi: 9:36am On Aug 05
You are right sir. You contributed a lot to the current state of Nigeria.

1. You embezzled and ran down Volkswagen Nigeria. You killed the company totally and buried it. Of that company is still running, it will employ thousands of people and also help reduce the Dollars we spend on importation of cars.

2. You embezzled Bank PHD. Francis Atuche who covered up for you is still serving jail term.
Politics › Re: Why Is It Hard For People To Keep Their Hands To Themselves- Aisha Shades Obi? by simpleseyi: 9:25am On Aug 05
Godfullsam:
This is the easiest way to detect a pathetic liar.

When someone begins to touch you repeatedly before saying something, be rest assured that he is about to lie.
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Make he no go touch Shehu Gumi wife, make dem no cut his hand comot

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