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Romance › Re: “He Blocked Me” – Lady After Bedwetting In Boyfriend's House by simpleseyi: 8:15am On Sep 17
Atoole
Business › Re: COVID-19 Loan: NIRSAL Just Wiped Out My Account Balance by simpleseyi: 8:06am On Sep 17
gomol:
I know I collected the convid 19 loan but wiping out my entire balance at this time (considering the economy situation) is wickedness.
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Am I the only one?
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You are a thief. You collected loan since how many years now? You are now complaining about government recovery of the loan
Politics › Re: Where Is The INEC Chairman, Amupitan Currently? Obidient Movement by simpleseyi: 6:39pm On Sep 16
He is abroad with Tinubu. So what can you do about it?
Events › Re: Bride And Elder Sister Fight Over Food by simpleseyi: 6:33pm On Sep 16
Sisters in-law will teach her manners
Fashion › Re: Lady Shares Shocking Letter A Teenager Wrote To Her In Church Over Her Dressing by simpleseyi: 6:32pm On Sep 16
budaatum:
I blame this woman for not joinging the teenage teaching group to educate this teenager that women are not responsible for the actions of pigs who can not control themselves.
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Men too are not responsible to whatever happens to prostitutes who are nakked on the streets and those who even extend their prostitution to the “House of God”
Fashion › Re: Lady Shares Shocking Letter A Teenager Wrote To Her In Church Over Her Dressing by simpleseyi: 6:30pm On Sep 16
Prostitution in the “House of God”
Foreign Affairs › Re: Congo President Tshisekedi Pushes For Third Term Bid, Sparks Violence (Video) by simpleseyi: 5:16pm On Sep 16
MeNmyfamily:
This might happen in Nigeria if we allow that Drūg bæron win again.

Nigerians please vote wisely.
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Tinubu’s 2027 win is sealed, Tinubu will go for 3rd term. Anybody wey wan die go get aplenty options to choose from
Education › Re: GUU Secures Full NUC Accreditation For Doctor Of Pharmacy And Other Programmes by simpleseyi: 5:14pm On Sep 16
They want to legalise production of fake drugs
Politics › Re: North Mobilizes For Tinubu As Shekarau, Badaru, Lalong, Others Float New Group by simpleseyi: 12:11pm On Sep 16
JAGABAN.

So who come Dey with Atiku nah? Shey na only his numerous wives and concubines!
Politics › Re: NEIS Poll: Peter Obi Leading In North East, North West, South West, Etc by simpleseyi: 9:29am On Sep 16
Yes, AdaObi is leading everywhere, just as he did in 2022.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'Why Change The Leader When He Is Doing Well' - Oba Of Benin by simpleseyi: 6:28am On Sep 16
Coolgent:
Dear Oba my your life be like Tinubu's administration!
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If your life is like Tinubu's, then you will not have time to even be on Nairaland, but your life can never ever be like his
Sports › Re: Taiwo Awoniyi Bags Postgraduate Diploma In Football Directorship In UK by simpleseyi: 6:27am On Sep 16
LordFriar:
Nawa o. This one balling career done finish. Na nonsense degree he dey acquire up and dan now.

Why does a CF need a degree? huh
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I am not sure that this poster is not cursed
Fashion › Re: Rebecca Afolabi, Britain's Representative At Universal Pageant Stirs Controversy by simpleseyi: 7:13pm On Sep 15
RISQUE:
The first time I came across this picture, I thought it’s Tinubu grin
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My brother, this thing surprises me
Fashion › Re: Rebecca Afolabi, Britain's Representative At Universal Pageant Stirs Controversy by simpleseyi: 7:13pm On Sep 15
This joke is too expensive. Even Obasanjo’s family which is the ugliest in Africa, this lady cannot represent them
Politics › Re: "Anambra Had Nigeria's Lowest Unemployment Under Peter Obi" – Soludo (Throwback) by simpleseyi: 7:11pm On Sep 15
Of course, that was after majority of Anambra people ran away to Yoruba land
Politics › Re: Even If You're In APC, It's Atiku You'll Do - Gombe APC Guber Candidate (2022) by simpleseyi: 2:10pm On Sep 15
The conspiracy they did with with Buhari, Godwin Emefielelele and Nortgern APC governors against Tinubu, what was the result? Tinubu still humiliated all of them put together
Politics › Re: Why Are Nigeria Media Always Interviewing Obi Leaving Tinubu? - Man by simpleseyi: 2:03pm On Sep 15
AdaObi is jobless. Since he called his YES DADDY to help him take Nigeria back from Muslims because the election is a religious war, he has been restless like a 3 years old toddler.

Tinubu doesn’t have time for nonsense
Politics › Re: 2027: El-Rufai allies return to APC, back Uba Sani's re-election bid by simpleseyi: 11:53am On Sep 15
AMINDA:
Apparently, Tinubu was not aware of those "numerous sins" when he begged the sinner whom he called "Dear brother Nosiru" to help make him president. His career is over, but never a day goes by without mentioning his name. Most of you from that region are never beating the allegations. Indeed, cowards die a thousand times before their deaths.
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Tinubu begged El-Rufai to help make him President? I hope you are not on drugs
Politics › Re: Tinubu Vacation: Why Is The Presidency So Deceptive? by simpleseyi: 11:51am On Sep 15
Go and concentrate on your life
Crime › Re: FCT Police Arrest 70 Suspects Over Viral Unity Fountain Robbery Video by simpleseyi: 11:46am On Sep 15
dederocs:
Almajiris take over...how will a nation cope with tens of millions of grown beggars?

That is millions of bandits and terrorists in the making.
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And they want to hold on to power forever.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Provided Saudi Arabia With Intel. Assistance As Houthi Attacks Saudi by simpleseyi: 11:45am On Sep 15
Nigeria’s dumb Christians and Muslims, can you see how stupid you are?
Romance › Re: Beautiful 41-year-old Woman In Search Of A Husband by simpleseyi: 5:59am On Sep 15
Bahamas95:
Avoid this kinda woman if you want to live long.
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Tell her to come to my DM. My Mama still dey alive, this small Ogbanje cannot do me anything apart from make me cum
Politics › Re: "I Promise You I Will Be President Of This Country" - Natasha Osawaru by simpleseyi: 5:55am On Sep 15
JAGABAN.

POL 999: Advanced Politricking
Politics › Re: "I Promise You I Will Be President Of This Country" - Natasha Osawaru by simpleseyi: 8:56pm On Sep 14
Why is Tuface always attracted to drug addicts? If not drugs, what is making this one spew garbage?
Politics › Re: Why Nigerians Deserve Cheap Fuel Even If Crude Price Is High by simpleseyi: 10:01am On Sep 14
BitCraftman:
The oil crude belongs to one region out of six but the masses are the ones who fought the war to help all other region access it. God forbid that another war breaks out, will the elites go to the front? Never.
Iran pays 1000 times less than oil producing Nigeria so dont blame Nigerian who feel entitled to cheap crude or its byproducts.
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There is oil in South East, South West, North Central and South South. Now oil exploration has even started in North East, so what nonsense are you talking about?
Politics › Re: After Tinubu, Presidency Will Return To North - Zulum by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Sep 14
dahmie2013:
Atiku left the group chat.
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He went to poopoo in Dubai
Politics › Re: After Tinubu, Presidency Will Return To North - Zulum by simpleseyi: 8:40am On Sep 14
JESUSson345:
God punish you useless man
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Is God not already punishing you?
Politics › Re: After Tinubu, Presidency Will Return To North - Zulum by simpleseyi: 8:37am On Sep 14
Simple.

Atiku can come and contest at the age of 90 years then.

Meanwhile, read the statement again, after TINUBU, not after the South, but after TINUBU. So you know where the North stands. Peter AdaObi can come back in 2039. That is if the South South will not grab, snatch and run away with the seat again
Politics › Re: Lagos Crackdown: Vulnerable Children Arrested, Hauled Into ‘Black Maria’ by simpleseyi: 7:32pm On Sep 13
LagosOrigin:
Yarimo, seunmsg helinus I thought Yoruba is one and every Yoruba land belongs to every Yoruba man and woman ?

Lagos has proven it many times that Lagos state belongs to Lagos indigenes only
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We will pick you up soon and dump you where you came from
Politics › Re: Lagos Crackdown: Vulnerable Children Arrested, Hauled Into ‘Black Maria’ by simpleseyi: 7:31pm On Sep 13
Zonefree:
If Lagos state government implement this action, it means some communities in Osun, Ekiti, Ogun and Ondo will see strange faces this month.
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What about thecones that dropped out of primary school in Anambra, Enugu, Imo, Ebonyi and Abia and jumped into Mallam Audu’s trailer carrying cows from Adamawa through Igboland to Lagos nko?
Romance › Re: Woman Carefully Sizing Up Cucumbers In Supermarket In Trending Video by simpleseyi: 11:02pm On Sep 12
nlfpmod:
Trending video of a woman’s reaction while shopping for cucumbers gets people talking online.

https://x.com/i/status/2098308513621565567
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Shey this one ba woman abi na hippopotamus?

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