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Politics › Re: Video: Goodluck Jonathan Speaks On U.S. Role In His Election Loss by simpleseyi: 5:27pm On Feb 15, 2025
You will never hear JAGABAN speak so senseless
Politics › Re: Let's Start Tagging Trump On Twitter To Revisit Tinubu Drug Case by simpleseyi: 3:40pm On Feb 15, 2025
UltraSolid:
Mumu. Tell your Obi, Atiku, El Rufai etal to depose Jagaban if they can. Never ask racist and mysoginistic Donald Trump or any power outside Africa to do so for you. We are no longer plantation negroes to be asking the white racist oppressor and slaver to settle our matter.
If Trump takes his psychiatric disorder near JAGABAN, Trump will sleep and not wake up the next day.
Politics › Re: Let's Start Tagging Trump On Twitter To Revisit Tinubu Drug Case by simpleseyi: 3:39pm On Feb 15, 2025
LagosOrigin:
Shall we?


Thanks
This is how you know someone suffering from generationally inherited psychiatric disorders
Politics › Re: None Can Campaign Under Christian Flag & Succeed In Nigeria - El-Rufai by simpleseyi: 3:35pm On Feb 15, 2025
RealityKings1:
He actually did.

But the point is he was successful, his administration was the most successful compared to the ones before him and those that came after him
This one is mentally unstable for calling Goatluck Jonathan’s government successful. Even the real President Madam imPatience Sheppopo Jonathan the garrulous and cantankerous idiot admitted that her husband is a failure but she added that when a child fails a Class, such a child will be given another chance to repeat the class
Politics › Re: None Can Campaign Under Christian Flag & Succeed In Nigeria - El-Rufai by simpleseyi: 3:34pm On Feb 15, 2025
Igbos newest friend Nasir Hell Rufai
Celebrities › Re: 2face Spotted Shopping Valentine Hair With Natasha Amid Missing Claims by simpleseyi: 3:28pm On Feb 15, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed. I just love how Tuface refused to be annihilated by Annie and her newly found social media family cheesy

And I also love how he is peppering Dem the haters by bringing in someone like Natasha who's more better and enlightened than Anniecheesy. That's how it's supposed to be,that's placing your peace of mind over what people have to say...

Suddenly people now seem to care,but when the nigha was passing through hell in the hands of Annie, nobody chuk mouth put.....
When Tenface abi wetin be him name, when he begins to cry blood, I hope you will caring enough to cry with him.

This is not how real men do.
Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad Lectures Yoruba Imams How Ramadan Works by simpleseyi: 3:26pm On Feb 15, 2025
SeverusSnape:
angry
Bashir should advise his brothers to stop banditry and terrorism in the north before we'll take him serious.
Stop saying this, banditry in the North is helping to reduce the over blotted population, so let them continue
Family › Re: Man Acts Like A Pregnant Woman To Impress His Wife (Photos) by simpleseyi: 3:24pm On Feb 15, 2025
Goodmarlian:
This one na the president of Simps. grin
You mean cursed President of idiots
Politics › Re: APC Presidency Under Buhari, Tinubu A Disaster" - Usman Bugaje by simpleseyi: 3:23pm On Feb 15, 2025
JAGABAN is dealing mercilessly with all of them. Once they don’t see government money to chop, they start convulsing
Politics › Re: Kano Senator Assaulted At Emir Sanusi's Daughter's Wedding For His Ties With APC by simpleseyi: 1:02pm On Feb 15, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
TINUBU master divide and conquer
That’s the god of Politics and Strategy
Politics › Re: Three Kaduna House of Assembly members dump PDP, defect to APC (Photos) by simpleseyi: 12:21pm On Feb 15, 2025
aariwa:
Tinubu hunger pushing opposition parties to cross over to APC so as to benefit from corruption. Tinubu is a curse to Nigeria
Check your blood pressure
Politics › Re: Binance Executive, Gambaryan Names Three Lawmakers Who Demanded $150m Bribe by simpleseyi: 3:12pm On Feb 14, 2025
iwaeda:
The criminals in charge of cooky jars. See how Ribadu is fantastically corrupt. grin grin grin grin
Can you highlight where the guy said Ribadu demanded for bribe?
Education › Re: UNIZIK Expels female student who assaulted lecturer by simpleseyi: 2:11pm On Feb 14, 2025
fastseo:
cool

Not only that she should be sued by the man for bodily harm


I hope one NGO or someone will not come saying am offering her scholarship or this huh Because we love celebrating nonsense in this country
Fellow Oloshos may come and help her for them to get content to post online and hand her over to one of their numerous sugar daddies
Politics › Re: I Wouldn’t Be A Widow If Akeredolu Had Listened To Me – Betty Akeredolu by simpleseyi:
dollypi:
Dora Akunyuli did the same, according to her son.
The whitemen’s religion has done more harm than good.

Profess Wole Soyinka worships Ogun the god of Iron. Professor Wole Soyinka had Prostrate Cancer. Prof knows that Ogun the god of Iron does not cure Cancer , so Prof went to the best medical doctors available. Prof defeated Cancer just as Betty Akeredolu. This year, Prof will be 91 years old.
Politics › Re: I Wouldn’t Be A Widow If Akeredolu Had Listened To Me – Betty Akeredolu by simpleseyi: 8:58pm On Feb 13, 2025
Ojuntana:
This is deeply concerning if true

One thing I've come to learn is that superstition is not cured by education

What cures it I don't know but it can do a lot of damage to life and living
It’s unfortunate. Even professors will go and kneel down before an illiterate Pastor who doesn’t even understand the Bible
Politics › Re: I Wouldn’t Be A Widow If Akeredolu Had Listened To Me – Betty Akeredolu by simpleseyi: 8:50pm On Feb 13, 2025
eddychukwu:
You mean he did not allow you to control him like other simps.
But going to Church for medicals even when the Pastor you are going to meet for prayers himself go the hospital for medicals is purely nonsensical. Such a person is not supposed to even be a local government chairman because his decision making is very poor
Politics › Re: The North Is Mobilizing To Stop Tinubu; I Will Work With El-rufai – Babachir by simpleseyi: 8:40pm On Feb 13, 2025
SeeWahala:
Northerners are in the kitchen cooking up something EXPLOSIVE for tilumbu and his CoRn munching RoNu pipo shocked

I can't wait 😁
Not just Northerners, if the whole of Africa cooks for JAGABAN, he will eat all the food.

He is the son of death, he cannot die. He is the son of illness, he cannot be sick. As millions of people are chasing him from back, he is chasing billions in his front. He is the god of Politics, when politicians want to pray for election victory, they pray to him, the god of Politics
Politics › Re: The North Is Mobilizing To Stop Tinubu; I Will Work With El-rufai – Babachir by simpleseyi: 8:30pm On Feb 13, 2025
E dey pain dem. JAGABAN is showing them pepper. You think this is Goatluck Jonathan that you all scared into developing the North while abandoning the South?

JAGABAN will not beg anyone for support. It told the then betrayer President at the market square that “Aboki look, na me make you President when you dey cry about like bush-baby, and whether you like it or not, na me be next President “, and it came to be. Who then can stop him when he is the Commander-in-Chief)? Only God, not you kindergarten politicians and miscreants

Una go cry tire
Politics › Re: Tinubu Poorly Advised On Tax Reform Bills – Rep by simpleseyi: 8:22am On Feb 13, 2025
SalamRushdie:
Poorly advised on most things , his greatest undoing was reckless subsidy removal , if Tinubu had just waited till his cabinet was in place before talking subsidy he wouldn't be in the economic mess he is in today
When you become the President of your village union, then you can make use of your own advice
Health › Re: Why Muslims Have Lower Cancer Rates Than Almost Any Other Subset Of The Populati by simpleseyi: 8:20am On Feb 13, 2025
helinues:
Geographical location sometimes matter about the rate of cancer Mr Reno.

Some locations received high dosage of Sun flares than others

Infact the penetration of the sun through cloud depends on how thick the cloud is. I have personally experienced high sun flare with my phone and laptop. The phone's own is really funny. It was around 5pm, the sun was setting early, I felt some kind of hot sun as I was sitting outside while playing with my phone, immediately, my phone stopped working. The extra sun flare to human is extra cancer
So the Sun in the Arab geography is killing Cancer, but that Sun is not killing Cancer in Northern Nigeria or in the very hot part of US. Na hatred and bitterness dey kee you small small.
Health › Re: Why Muslims Have Lower Cancer Rates Than Almost Any Other Subset Of The Populati by simpleseyi: 8:17am On Feb 13, 2025
mariovito:
Low in cancer rate but high in caboom rate
Na the thing dey kee you small small joined by hatred and bitterness
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Of Jordan Tells Trump Jordan Will Take 2,000 Gaza Kids by simpleseyi: 8:11am On Feb 13, 2025
DiasGodinHeaven:
Why are Muslims afraid to accept their fellow Muslims?
Why is Israel not accepting Christians that are persecuted in Northern Nigeria?
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Of Jordan Tells Trump Jordan Will Take 2,000 Gaza Kids by simpleseyi: 8:08am On Feb 13, 2025
Ogun go kee him Mama.

This Fire go touch everybody
Politics › Re: Anambra Budgets N15billion For 4 Star Hotel, N195million For 650 Health Centers by simpleseyi: 6:12pm On Feb 12, 2025
Anambra people are only concerned about Tinubu stealing Lagos money
Politics › Re: Sharia: Yoruba Muslims Are Not Your Slaves – Prof Akintoye to Sultan by simpleseyi:
Shawarmagirl:
All this media noise by Yorubas are term noise making. The Sharia Yoruba Muslims have no problem with that and are in support of establishment of Sharia Court.

No Yoruba dead or alive can stop the establishment of Sharia Court in all SW. Is just a matter of time.
Person wey dem take Shawarma commot her pant, wetin you expect?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Ready To Swap Territory With Russia – Zelensky by simpleseyi: 12:02pm On Feb 12, 2025
Saturnalia:
Yes, he sustained resistance for 3 years by inviting the COWARDLY GANG OF 33 COUNTRIES (NATO) to come to his rescue; and how are they faring?

The keep calling Mother Russia to the negotiating table every 2 - 2 days when they see the magnitude of the havoc - The “ISKANDER-M” keep wreaking on their combined INCOMPETENT ARMY.

Meanwhile, Russia has not even committed her Special Forces to the war; she’s still using mercenaries to deal fatal blow to the COWARDLY GANG.
Many Ukrainians are here slaving in UK after running away from Russian bombs, I haven’t met a single Russian who ran away from Russia because of this one sided war of Russia Versus 33 NATO cowards using a clown Ukraine President as front
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Ready To Swap Territory With Russia – Zelensky by simpleseyi: 11:59am On Feb 12, 2025
Poormanpikin:
I want this war to continue untill Moscow is taken and the whole Russia becomes a region under Ukraine while Putin and his cabinet become prisoners.
Your drugs supplier must be Mexican or Colombian, na dem get string things like that wey dey make humans to think like goats
Politics › Re: US Companies Can Now Bribe Officials In Nigeria, Other Countries by simpleseyi: 11:53am On Feb 12, 2025
We go teach them wetin dem dey call BRIBERY. We are number one in everything, the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Atikulation Abubakar will lead the Nigerian delegation. He is currently running from US because the Congressman that he gave Bribe to has been jailed, so he is wanted to serve his jail term. However, with this new rule, the Dubai based Cameroonian bisexual can travel to US freely without hiding at the back of Bukola Mesujamba Saraki
Celebrities › Re: Portable Publicly Criticized His Father For Making Police To Declare Him Wanted by simpleseyi: 9:25am On Feb 12, 2025
dettolgel:
You run, your papa run. This one na like father like son. grin

Check well una fit dey related to Ojukwu grin
He might have been gotten from one of the numerous baby factories in Igbo land
Politics › Re: "The Biggest Mistake Pablo Escobar Will Make" - Bashir El-Rufai by simpleseyi: 7:20pm On Feb 11, 2025
fuckingAyaya:
Watch how cowards will leave their slave masters to insult Peter obi
Cowards that used over three million stubborn goats from the East for pepper soup in 1967? Please expatiate

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