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Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm not here to brag, I just need advice before I get lost.

I have two relatives living abroad (UK), both are from my mothers side, same father and same mother...

Just few days ago, I was called and told that they are making plans to send me to the UK early next year to go and stay with my uncle and find something doing there... they already communicated with my uncle abroad, and they just wanted to surprise me.

I'm 29 years old now, I graduated from school last two years as a petroleum engineering. Though, I'm not doing any work for now. My girlfriend is pregnant for me, and I have not disclosed it to anybody yet.

But the truth is that my mind doesn't want to go, I'm not ready and I have told them. They have already started telling me this is a one time opportunity, and that if I miss it, I won't see it again, but I have made up my mind that I don't want to go.

I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't..

I need advice,

Why should I go, when my self and my mind is not ready...

Village pipu don get this one. You no get job, but your prick dey strong to impregnate another jobless you. Don’t worry, no go UK oooo. Another protest is coming up soon, just join the protest and collect one bullet for Motherland

Very good.

Werey pipu.

You will now expect Tinubu to start chasing them around again when they resume kidnapping and killing

Cruzmaster:
Tinubu doesn't need North to get re-elected. He can simply appoint a Yoruba man as the next INEC chairman and matter close.

YES, the next INEC Chairman is going to be one of our boys from Yoruba land. This is because a Yoruba man has not headed INEC since its creation in 1998. This is marginalisation of the Yorubas.

We will appoint one of our boys as the next Chairman, anybody that wants to die can die

shortgun:
Did we not warn you all about Tinubu?
A man so selfish that all he cares about is his personal enrichment?

Cry well well, cry to sleep and wake up in tears

Governors of non parasitic states will support the Bills

Tochux1:
E no go better for Teenubu and his loyalists! Yerrowba people are suffering and weeping because of heem

This one is from a cursed family and generation

Bitter Obi is MAD

MrDoGood:
Allegedly, Billions was spent.

How much is NL running on

You no dey read? They said na in house design

diabeticdeals:
Let me guess how much was spent to launch the website?




TRILLIONS!

They said it was designed in house

Werey pipu

Ogakokorokoman:
Kingsley kuku i heard owns airpeace.

Yes, he and Goatluck Jonathan, they established it with our stolen money. So it is Goatluck that has been providing cover for Onyema, if not, he would have been eating beans in US jail.

But we love Onyema, Kingsley Kuku and Goatluck for stealing our money and investing it in our economy. US wants them to keep the money in US banks so that they can be using the money to fund their drug addicts, homosexuals and transgenders. Na Ogun go kee dem Mama

In saner climes.

Slaves mentality, where una dey?

TinubuOle:
The same exploitative mining looting of rare minerals that Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger & co just flushed out of their country by this same France is what this senile old fool wants to take us into!!!

Jesus

Cry well well. Those backward countries you mentioned, if you combine all their Economies, it’s not up to that of Osun, not to mention Ogun or Oyo or Kano. Lagos is far beyond their dreams. In the next 50 years, their combined Economies will not be up to the Economy of Rivers not to talk of Lagos the country inside a big country Nigeria

MadamVanessa:



I laught so hard when some deluded individuals with dysfunctional brains still hold out hope for the Iragbiji drunk, despite his evident failure. He is a destined failure, and I firmly believe that none of his policies will benefit Nigerians . Instead, I predict they will only lead to more hardship. If you still have hope for Nigeria, I'd advise you to reconsider, especially now that this individual is in power. His track record speaks for itself. He failed as Lagos state governor and has woefully underperformed as Nigerian president. Failure, indeed, seems to be his defining characteristic.

Cry well well, cry to sleep and wake up in tears. We will run this government the way we like

Atiku will never ever rule Nigeria

Ezmans:
the worst governor ever in Lagos state, lagos is decaying no streets lights in lagos anymore darkness have taken over, pot holes every where

Take your drugs, the mental health hospital is still under construction, so there is nowhere to admit more psychiatric patients

Frigga13:
No be small enjoyment oh
Walahi . Yusuf and his sisters no just flex nigeria.

Yoruba the chop the money mean mean while giving Nigerians lamba ..

From traveling round the world .. to yacht in billions .. private air bus .. Cadillac matters .

Come the tell us say reforms go pay.. and dey force us to believe their trash

Haba!

Nigeria money sweet to spend .. and flex


God help Nigerians

That’s all

Owambe is our Culture and Trandition. It is our Heritage. Chopping Money is our Tradition

helinues:
That's one of the reasons the bill must be passed.

The churches and mosques that have been receiving tithes and sakkat without paying any tax

Not even tithes return for their members

I envy them. Imagine millions of Mumus giving you 10% and more of their Salaries for you to help them give to God. Shey you sef no go happy?

It’s a generational inherited profession. Ohanaeze was right, millions of them are in prisons in India and tens of millions in prisons all over the world

You messed up Gowon. He has bot stopped sleeping with his sons’ wives since then

Sheuns:
Let’s leave TPain and Ronuist to do their Jamboree. Once he’s booted out in 2027 and power returns to the North, every of those useless policies and bills will be thrown out the window.

You will cry blood, in 2027, you will cry to sleep and wake up in tears. We will appoint candidates for all the political parties because we are in charge of all.

We will pass the Bills, even if Heaven falls.

Even if no single Senator from the North and South supports the Bill, we will still pass it. Once SP Godswill Akpabio says “those in support say Aye”, if no single person says “Aye”, then silence means acceptance and consent, then the Ayes have it. If you like bring out guns on the floor of the House, once Godswill Akpabio pronounce God’s Will, it becomes LAW. Ogun kee una Mama.

All businesses must pay TAX. You religious organisations must pay TAX out of the Tithes and Offerings that you collect from people to give God. Yes, Tinubu wants to TAX God, let that be between Tinubu and God.

You don’t know the new Sheriff in town, he is the head of the Mafias, so no kindergarten cabal can stop him, he is the god of Politics and Strategy, he is Emilokan Asiwaju Jagaban Omo Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji, won n le l’eyin, oun le ara iwaju

Same as you said before the election, yet we trashed you.

We will pass the Bills, even if Heaven falls.

Even if no single Senator from the North and South supports the Bill, we will still pass it. Once SP Godswill Akpabio says “those in support say Aye”, if no single person says “Aye”, then silence means acceptance and consent, then the Ayes have it. If you like bring out guns on the floor of the House, once Godswill Akpabio pronounce God’s Will, it becomes LAW. Ogun kee una Mama.

Instead of bringing together your best brains to scrutinise the Bills and see how you can propose adjustments and modifications that will favour you, and if all you have in your states are serial killers, you can employ Consultants from any part of the world to help you scrutinise the Bills. Once you don’t do that, but you think you have any means of stopping the Bills, then you are damn for life, because we will pass the four Bills even if no single Senator besides the SP supports it.

You don’t know the new Sheriff in town, he is the head of the Mafias, so no kindergarten cabal can stop him, he is the god of Politics and Strategy, he is Emilokan Asiwaju Jagaban Omo Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji, won n le l’eyin, oun le ara iwaju

I hope this OP has not drunk Sniper

Frigga13:


Even the Tinubu Yoruba government is so scared of friends having breakfast

Crazy

Thank you for mentioning Yoruba, if you don’t, you will die

We will pass the Bills, even if Heaven falls.

Even if no single Senator from the North and South supports the Bill, we will still pass it. Once SP Godswill Akpabio says “those in support say Aye”, if no single person says “Aye”, then silence means acceptance and consent, then the Ayes have it. If you like bring out guns on the floor of the House, once Godswill Akpabio pronounce God’s Will, it becomes LAW. Ogun kee una Mama.

Instead of bringing together your best brains to scrutinise the Bills and see how you can propose adjustments and modifications that will favour you, and if all you have in your states are serial killers, you can employ Consultants from any part of the world to help you scrutinise the Bills. Once you don’t do that, but you think you have any means of stopping the Bills, then you are damn for life, because we will pass the four Bills even if no single Senator besides the SP supports it.

You don’t know the new Sheriff in town, he is the head of the Mafias, so no kindergarten cabal can stop him, he is the god of Politics and Strategy, he is Emilokan Asiwaju Jagaban Omo Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji, won n le l’eyin, oun le ara iwaju

Freedom4us:
Tinubu should just go back to selling his drugs

It your brothers are already selling for him nah being that he (Tinubu£ is the lord. That is why your brothers are in prisons all over the world for drugs trafficking