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Politics › Re: NJC Recommends Compulsory Retirement For Two Judges Over Age Falsification by simpleseyi: 2:41pm On Nov 15, 2024
Criminals on the bench, like criminals on the pulpit
Politics › Re: Kemi Badenoch USED Nigerians In UK For Support To Climb. Now SCORNS Nigeria by simpleseyi: 1:57pm On Nov 15, 2024
Justiceleague1:
Somebody is far away in London making huge plans, taking great strides....but lo and behold,a gigantic and unknown hungry bomboclat in Iragbiji is hugging transformer baaaaahahahahahahahahhahahaaaa!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Children from broken homes are easy to identify.

List the life achievements of your parents here, let us compare to that of Mr. and Mrs. Bola Ahmed Tinubu JAGBAN
Politics › Re: How Divine Intervention Prevented Naira From Surging To ₦10,000/$ - Adebayo by simpleseyi: 12:08pm On Nov 15, 2024
happney65:
Did he really say this and the other statement credited to him? I need to read from others to be sure it isn't fake news.

Because if he really said it,he should go and cover his face in shame. People who called for protests and others are now trying to Gaslight us say we should be happy he never reach 10,000. grin

Anyways I'll wait and see if this is true..
A 80 years old man should not be fighting for you, you should be ashamed of yourself if your grandfather is seen in protest. But if the man says all the rubbishes that have been credited to him, then dementia is already at advanced stage. What am I even saying sef? A man that I watched on television saying he drank Tea with God, as if God is man that eats and drink. He must have even eaten Pounded Yam and Egusi with God.

But his followers are still following. Do not underestimate the power of idiots in large numbers
Politics › Re: How Divine Intervention Prevented Naira From Surging To ₦10,000/$ - Adebayo by simpleseyi:
I think dementia is setting in
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Predicted And Cancelled A Bird Induced Plane Crash About 1 by simpleseyi: 12:02pm On Nov 15, 2024
Do not underestimate the power of idiots in large numbers
Politics › Re: "Nobody Can Stop Me": FCT Minister Wike Finally Breaks Silence Over Rumors Of De by simpleseyi: 12:01pm On Nov 15, 2024
crisubanijunior:
…coming from someone that talks from both sides of his mouth. Na who no know this man go believe am
He has been achieving results
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump To Universities: Stamp Out Antisemitism Or Lose Accreditation by simpleseyi: 12:00pm On Nov 15, 2024
Righteousness2:
Now this is LEADERSHIP!
Life is returning to the US.
I know say I go see you here. Tell us the leadership in your own family
Fashion › Re: Aba Residents Publicly Humiliate Lady Over Her Dressing (Photos) by simpleseyi: 11:58am On Nov 15, 2024
LadyExcellency:
Did anybody touch her? They weren't even near her except for the motherly escort she received.

Just a slight emotional torture and humiliation. Lesson learned.
Olosho no dey learn
Fashion › Re: Aba Residents Publicly Humiliate Lady Over Her Dressing (Photos) by simpleseyi: 11:57am On Nov 15, 2024
Guestlander:
Where's is the pant? Why is it your business what she's wearing in the first place?
I get you bro, you love Oloshos, just like me
Politics › Re: 'CIA Agent Charged Minors With Treason' - Deji Adeyanju by simpleseyi: 10:14am On Nov 15, 2024
Shey na CIA Agent or CIA Asset? Mad people
Romance › Re: My Room Mate Telling My Girlfriend To Sweep The Room by simpleseyi: 10:11am On Nov 15, 2024
The OP is mentally unstable as you all would have noticed from his series of replies
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Names Robert F. Kennedy Jr. As Secretary Of Health And Human Services by simpleseyi: 9:52am On Nov 15, 2024
78 years old garrulous rapist President elect nominates another 70 years old as Secretary of Health
Politics › Re: Video Of An Elderly woman chasing Apc Campaigners With Cutlass in ondo by simpleseyi: 9:15am On Nov 15, 2024
agulion:
Even we Yoruba Muslims are tired of apc
Yoruba Muslims matter go kee your family
Politics › Re: What's Your Stake In The Falana Vs Very Dark Man Court Case Today? by simpleseyi: 9:02am On Nov 15, 2024
odejimioflagos:
Falana don dey run from this case since.

He knows very well he is going to get embarrassed in court.
You dey smoke Igbo
Politics › Re: What's Your Stake In The Falana Vs Very Dark Man Court Case Today? by simpleseyi:
DomPerignon:
Falanas should have just ignored the whole issue.

CDM should slow down and stop catching cases like a randy fellow in Onitsha getting STDs.
But the other time wey I dey enjoy for Onitsha, I no get STD oooo. That was during my NYSC. My parents had to send messages for me to come home after NYSC because I didn’t want to come back. Pussssy sweet for that place, but never turn a street hawker into a house wife, that’s what killed Rotimi Akeredolu
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Daniel Bwala, Special Adviser On Public Communication by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Nov 15, 2024
Chidera57:
Leave that thing..

All of them switch party like olosho
Except the JAGABAN, because he is the Party itself
Politics › Re: Ondo Gubernatorial Election: Let The Votes Count - Punch Editorial by simpleseyi: 8:55am On Nov 15, 2024
AntiChristian:
Vote will count na!


APC will always be the one to rig!

For vote to count LP must win!

If APC wins they've rigged it!

If PDP wins maybe they also rigged!

If other party wins then maybe APC helped them rig it!
Thank you my brethren, na so the vagabonds dey think
Politics › Re: Ondo Gubernatorial Election: Let The Votes Count - Punch Editorial by simpleseyi: 8:46am On Nov 15, 2024
Which votes? Well, I think you are talking about APC votes because na only APC dey contest

Shey oppposition dey for Nigeria ni? Shey PDP wey still dey fight roforofo fight within themselves at the market square or na Labourers Party members wey don nakked themselves for the gate of the village primary school? As we talk all these, one Oga dey for Dubai, that’s the Cameroonian bisexual, the other Oga still dey visit people wey dem Mama die at 100 years, that’s the Bitter 3rd Class Philosophy graduate wey run from his ancestral home to come and hide in Lagos so that IPOB, ESN, UGM will not sacrifice his head to Amadioha as they did to Dora Akunyili’s husband
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by simpleseyi: 9:20pm On Nov 14, 2024
illicit:
Everyone has a phobia

Mine is anthropophobia, I fear other people

I am not scared of dead people or ghosts but living human being...
Shey na living human beings you come dey fucck or dead humans
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names Three New Directors-General For Key Government Agencies by simpleseyi: 9:18pm On Nov 14, 2024
Trimjos:
Shut up there.

Buhari split his amongst the 3 regions of the north (Northwest, northeast and North Central). Here, the druggie is just dishing his appointments to the south west, out of the entire southern Nigeria. There is a huge difference
The three regions of the North voted for him. Tinubu is sharing the appointments between and within the only region of the South that voted for him
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names Three New Directors-General For Key Government Agencies by simpleseyi: 9:16pm On Nov 14, 2024
Trimjos:
This bigoted ijiot of a druggie is so proud and arrogant in his bigotry and cluelessness... I have not seen such an empty person too proud like him
Cry well well
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names Three New Directors-General For Key Government Agencies by simpleseyi: 9:15pm On Nov 14, 2024
sevenhundred:
Na wa ooo, yoruba, yorruba, yoruba.
Nooo, look well, na Ijebu, Ijesha and Ijero
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye Begins New Ministry After Retirement From Living Faith Church by simpleseyi: 9:13pm On Nov 14, 2024
GeneralOjukwu:
grin

After using the man wella and giving him false hope of succession...dumped him at last minute.

So David Oyedepo sef dey read 48 Laws of Power ?

Pure Machiavellian move.
Na the same Laws his assistants that he stabbed in the eyes too dey read
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye Begins New Ministry After Retirement From Living Faith Church by simpleseyi: 9:12pm On Nov 14, 2024
WINDSOW:
If I told her was the one that requested for retirement to have his ministry, you would argue.

He formally requested to be retired to begin his own just as Oyedepo son did.

Praise God!!!
No let Ogun kee you the way you dey lie like Layiwola
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye Begins New Ministry After Retirement From Living Faith Church by simpleseyi: 9:09pm On Nov 14, 2024
I laugh in FRENCH

Oyedepo think say na only him “God” dey talk to
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Daniel Bwala, Special Adviser On Public Communication by simpleseyi: 8:36pm On Nov 14, 2024
Borrow222:
APC is a very funny political party. To get any appointment in APC, do the following:

- Hate the South East
- Hate Peter Obi
- Support and defend stupid policies from the federal government.

Just keep doing this for at least 6 months non-stop and, 'walaa', you'll have yourself a juicy position.

Only Reno and FFK are left.
What Reno and FFK are getting, is more than what some ministers are
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Daniel Bwala, Special Adviser On Public Communication by simpleseyi:
Werey ni JAGABAN, Olohun ngbo. Wailing in the camp of the losers
Politics › Re: Federal Government Proposes ₦‎47.9 Trillion For 2025 Budget by simpleseyi: 5:26pm On Nov 14, 2024
mrvitalis:
You are generating and sharing 1.3 trillion monthly that means federal government gets an average of 7.2 trillion yearly in revenue

But want to present a budget of 47+ trillion ?

And people are quiet about this?

So you want to borrow 40 trillion next year?
I pity who they earn in naira sha...

One dollar to ₦3500 here we come... U heard it here first

Peter Obi for the love of God step aside allow Tinubu rule for 8 years

House in lekki would be sold for 30k to 50k dollars Soon
Bitter Obi ko, Bitter Kolanut ni
Politics › Re: Federal Government Proposes ₦‎47.9 Trillion For 2025 Budget by simpleseyi: 5:24pm On Nov 14, 2024
JAGABAN
Travel › Re: If You Had 5m Now Would You Japa Or Start A Business by simpleseyi: 5:23pm On Nov 14, 2024
Sirchiboy:
My uncle is sad about you
My brother, it’s really sad

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