₦airaland Forum

Nlanalyst:
Looks to me like you and your siblings are the secret family.
Not like I believe your poorly scripted tale though.

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You dey leak secret

naijapikin2:
Call the police


If the money is legit 😎

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Let’s see if she will.

But is money by a Sugar Zaddy Man of God legit?

HacheNoire:
You should be checking for the prices of baby food and diapers at this point.

I personally will advice that you go with Enfamil and Huggies! Those will be a good start up for your first child.

With regard to Antenatal, I will suggest you make her enroll as soon as possible and start making plans to buy all other necessary items.

Also, avoid buying gender based item. Wait for the gender to be determined before you start purchasing those.

Start thinking of make and female names you adore. I will suggest you name her after your mum, and if it’s a boy, you can name him after your Dad.

Rise up to the stage and start attending to house chores. She doesn’t need to be stressed at this point.

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This one is typing from a smoking joint.

LagosOrigin:
I don't know why it's easier to steal a phone in Lagos than any other state in Nigeria

Go to Ikeja , they snatch phones even from a moving car 🚗

This happens only in that Lagos .

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Check those doing it, you know where they are from

Wizkid has baby Mamas, no single wife

OnyeObowo1:
I heard a secret that these northern guys are planning to use APC to Bleep tinibu up..

Plenty betrayal go de Bro.

Let's see how things go

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Tinubu flourishes more in the midst of traitors and backstabbers

Christmyhope:
Tinubu is political dinosaur of Nigeria...... Oppositions have been shredded to pieces. I am sorry for Nigeria. What is killing oppositions is inordinate ambition,no one wants to give up his ambition for another just as Atiku to obi unlike Tinubu who gave up his ambition for Buhari in 2014.

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You have said it. This is why they will never ever triumph over Tinubu

TimeMachine2:
Exactly what is happening, I was with kwankwaso yesterday, the governor, House of assembly members and all local government chairmen are moving and wanted to have done that earlier on, he wasn't happy because his demands from the presidency hasn't been met yet, so he is feeling angry that they used his platform and are dumping him. He lamented how the governor even stopped picking his calls.
So to safe face, some elders in the state convinced him to move with the governor to APC, else he will loose all political relevance.

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Hurricane JAGABAN

duro4chang:
Even if their children are not doing well in school, it's caused by Tinubu. If they have problems with their wives,it is caused by Tinubu.

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Even our neighbour whose manhood is not functioning well, it is still Tinubu. That JAGABAN is truly a god to have been the cause of everything that happens to every human being in Nigeria and every group of people in Nigeria

Emilokan JAGABAN has infiltrated NNPP. What the god of Politics cannot do politically does not exist

He had a 9 years old son who is not from your mother. That is not a secret, he just didn’t tell you. You didn’t hear that he did drugs trafficking or money rituals, he just had a son by another woman.

Moroccoguy:
Natasha go cook him raw before 12 noon on election day.

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Maybe you don’t know that as would have chased Natasha away from Kogi before that time.

sirchim:
That one na sure na. Even THIEFNIBU know say for Free and fair election, he can never win OBI the Tsunami, Sarkin Salama, Mai Gaskiya, man too popular like water.

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It’s not today that you have been crying, you will still cry more

givedemwotowoto:
Tinubu’s re-election path for 2027 is collapsing - not because of foreign interference, but because of consequences of prolonged insecurity and declining public trust.

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Go and concentrate on your life

You don’t know anything. We the BAT team will continue to teach you Politics. Makinde, where you dey hide? Come out and confront INEC the way Nyezom Wike did from 2015 till 2023. To be a leader is not by mouth. Even when slow Jonathan was “slowing”, Wike took on the whole opposition lead by Tinubu, Buhari, Abubakar Atiku, Nair El-Rufai, Rotimi Amaechi, Bukola Saraki and others. Though Jonathan lost the war, but Wike won his battles. He got fake 1.4 million votes for Jonathan in Rivers State alone when you and we know that the number of people that voted in Rivers for that particular election was not up to 200,000, but Wike performed his magic. Now is the time for you to do the same. Come out of hiding

Jakumo:
The chartered helicopter could have taken the champ from his hotel in Lekki, Lagos, directly to Ibadan in less than 15 minutes flight time.

For all his brilliance, technique and power as a world-class boxer, Anthony Joshua's instinct for self-preservation was not attuned enough to prevent him from traveling aboard a flashy new SUV along one of the most kidnapper-infested highways on this green planet.

A man worth tens of millions of dollars would have been the hostage catch of a lifetime for a terrorist Fulani kidnapping bandit gang of the sort that set up frequent blockades on that same Ibadan Expressway with regularity. until just a few months ago when security was beefed up in the area.

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Shey this one typing nonsense too na human being?

SadiqBabaSani:
AJ should have used a chopper, that Road is very dangerous

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Road that is the smoothest in West Africa? Is it not because it is smooth that made drivers to turn the road to a car racing venue? You people just skew nonsense on the internet

Afonja2:
Now compare this message with the below



Peter Obi

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That Aguku fraudster is insane

Una all no get sense. Road no good for many years, government did its job and fixed the road, now school dropouts who are fortunate to receive God’s Favour turned the road into a car race venue, you still say government should build hospitals throughout the stretch of the road

She is mentally unstable. Maybe she don go collect Cases involving Ogboni cultists

SlavaUkraini:
Dr Uduaghan is obviously not too well ...

No wonder he rarely shows face in political events.

The wife too has aged beyond her age. She may be battling her own medical condition...

And for those that are saying that their condition is tied to their Sins in office.... I have one question ❓

What Sin did Job commit that he lost his family and his health. ?

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Sin of too much. He loves and fears God too much, such that God used him to play Bet9ja with Satan

Julibet:
It's wild that Nigeria can happen to you by mere association with a Nigerian. Crazy

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Whatever you just started smoking, stop it before it stops you

Racoon:
VP or not, that person must be your worst nightmare and worst obsession for you to be paranoid about him.

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Two people that we have beaten twice? You must be joking. That boy that beat you in Primary-2, are you not scared of him till today?

Shey he get choice no? We have beaten the two of them in the past on a single joint ticket, beating them again does not need a new strategy

cjfavour:
He can be god of politics and strategy but he’s a failure in governance.

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As for Economic and Security, time will tell. I won’t say that you are wrong or right now

alizma:
Where you won manufacture the 13m vote from? 😂😂😂

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From baby factories scattered all over their land. Palace clowns

blamingthedevil:
Grassroots and mobilisers are talking . INEC should not waste resources for 2027 Presidential Election.

4+4=2031✓
God Bless President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

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Tinubu went to the grassroots to show that he is the lord at the grassroots. Imagine how Tinubu is able to infiltrate the Kwakwassiyya Movement deep into their grassroots. Let’s give honour to whom it is due, JAGABAN na god of Politics

ComeComing:
2027 is the end of APC.. and yor0b a government

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Cry well well. We have produced two Presidents and a VP with I these few years of democracy. We are called the Sophisticated West for some reasons.

Mind you, Tinubu will handover to his anointed successor in 2031. We don’t need your votes to do that, we never did

Mafia Lord ni Tinubu. Babanla Baba won ni JAGABAN. He has infiltrated NNPC. Once all Kwakwanso’s followers tell their boss to cross, the man will have no choice. JAGABAN, the god of Politics and Strategy

ibechris:
For speaking out that the govt didn't achieve even a quarter of its budget while wasting tax payers money every where,travelling and spending too many money meant for well being of the nation.

Minister spoke the truth and the President lied to the people...what a shameless administration.

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You go just kee yourself over nothing. Minister didn’t speak against the Presidency, instead, Minister unknowingly implicated himself

greatiyk4u:
I still find it hard why unqualified persons are used in sensitive positions

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So it’s Wale Edun you call unqualified? You need to stop whatever you are smoking