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Crime › Re: What Would You Do If You Come Across These Items by simpleseyi: 7:20pm On Sep 03
Barrywhite8620:
Do not touch the gun or money. The gun could be loaded, and the money could be connected to a crime.

The safest money is the money you don't pick up when you don't know where it came from.
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My friend, go and sleep somewhere
Politics › Re: Ijaw Nation Rejects Restructuring And Walked Out Of The Meeting by simpleseyi: 5:49pm On Sep 03
When all nations ban petrol vehicles and industries run on nuclear generated electricity, the Ijaws will begin to drink their oyel. Meanwhile Ogun, Kagos and Ondo are oil producing states, yet you won’t see Yorubas carry oyel for head like Gala
Politics › Re: US Embassy And Supreme Court Authenticated FBI Letter Clearing Tinubu - Analyst by simpleseyi: 3:56pm On Sep 03
Flangelo12:
Van Basten is Ikemefuna.
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Yes na. If you sef see MAGA like Atiku, shey you no go collect your share?
Politics › Re: US Embassy And Supreme Court Authenticated FBI Letter Clearing Tinubu - Analyst by simpleseyi: 3:55pm On Sep 03
WizardOfNG:
Lol. Desperado Atiku should continue wasting his money with Von-batten and Hundeyin etal.
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This is very good for us, instead of concentrating on the coming election, Atiku is jumping from one US Court to another because Ikemefuna Okeke Von-Batten is deceiving him.
Romance › Re: Young Nigerian Man Marries Older Foreign Lover by simpleseyi: 12:11pm On Sep 03
meobizy:
Sister? If I hear! Does the man like Tinubu so much that he married a woman who resembles him? These foreigners already know the deal when it comes to these unions. She’s using the marriage as a means to better an African’s life.
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Post your pictures, let’s see if you look better than Obasanjo or Oshiomhole
Politics › Re: City Boy Movement Appoints Balami As Executive Board Member, National Director by simpleseyi: 11:33am On Sep 03
Na here una go read am when Tinubu will splint Peter AdaObi has Deputy DG of BAT Campaign Group. You losers are thinking that Tinubu is Jonathan that you can just push aside. Don’t you wonder why Atiku is bribing political thieves in US to help him disqualify Tinubu? As if INEC and Supreme Court of Nigeria are run by US courts and Donald Trump
Nairaland General › Re: Man Destroys Wooden Shelves He Built After Receiving Quit Notice From Landlord(V by simpleseyi: 5:56am On Sep 03
Lovelink1991:
A man who renovated the big parlour with modern wood works few months after renting the apartment was serve quit after the landlord saw it and he also inturn destroyed every wood work he has done in the house.

I think it is hightime tenant stop renovating landlord's property to avoid situations like this.

https://yoube/nD5-_8QahU0
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He deserves accolades
Crime › Re: Nigerian Jailed Eight Years In US For Stealing $7.5m From Charities by simpleseyi: 5:55am On Sep 03
96 months imprisonment is nonsense. Yhstoshy they continue in crime. Give him 96 years more. He either dies there naturally or he is killed by fellow criminals in jail
Politics › Re: NDC Kano Senatorial Candidate, Gawuna Set To Join APC by simpleseyi: 7:13pm On Sep 02
Tinubuagbado:
His fellow bandits are waiting to receive him.
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Yes, we are waiting. Una go cry blood when Kwankwaso defects to Tinubu’s camp on election morning.
Politics › Re: NDC Kano Senatorial Candidate, Gawuna Set To Join APC by simpleseyi: 7:12pm On Sep 02
You all think that Tinubu has stopped infiltrating the weak opposition? You are wrong, up till election day, Tinubu will continue to diminish the opposition
Business › Re: "Rich Dad Poor Dad" Self-Help Author, Robert Kiyosaki Is $1.2 Billion In Debt by simpleseyi: 6:33am On Sep 02
He is just like Pastor wey dey go for medical checkup and treatment at the best hospitals abroad, but tells his followers to tie handkershiefs with his picture on their necks and wrists for healing
Health › Re: Ozempic: The Wonder Type-2 Diabetes Weight-loosing Drug And Its Side Effects by simpleseyi: 6:14am On Sep 02
Oblongata:
Ozempic na old school na!

Mounjaro or wegovy is much efficient than Ozempic

Especially Mounjaro!

I am a living witness!
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God will help you living witness, abi na Jehovah witness ni
Family › Re: Dowry Not Consent: Sex Without Wife’s Consent Can Attract Life Jail — Lagos DPP by simpleseyi: 6:08am On Sep 02
thesicilian:
There should be a law against forced bank transfer in marriage and relationships also. As in, if I'm not in the mood to send money and you force, coerce, gaslight, guilt-trip or blackmail into sending it anyway, I should be able to make a report at the nearest police station.
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And it should carry lengthy prison sentences because that is either unarmed robbery or robbery by false pretence otherwise called 419
Politics › Re: LG Autonomy: I Will Send Funds Directly To Lgs From Day 1 In Office - Atiku by simpleseyi: 6:05am On Sep 02
As you and your boss did when you were in position
Celebrities › Re: Atinuke Kareem Dies After Cancer Battle by simpleseyi: 6:05am On Sep 02
ogolemati:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed so sorry and you are supporting agbero chairman that have made your medication tripled in price. Chai
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This poster needs medical help
Celebrities › Re: Atinuke Kareem Dies After Cancer Battle by simpleseyi: 6:04am On Sep 02
wiseone28:
It wasn't this much before
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It was much more, but there was no social media to announce it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Erin Piacenti Killed In Times Square Stabbing (Photos) by simpleseyi: 6:01am On Sep 02
WRLDBEATERZ:
WTF WHAT KIND OF COMPARISON IS THIS
NIGERIA WAY DEY PROMOTE TERRORISTS AND BANDITS.
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Tell us if you hear about such in Lagos Business District or Abuja Business District. Don’t let inferiority complex kee you
Health › Re: Kidney Harvest Controversy: Medical Expert Defends Abuja Doctors (Video) by simpleseyi: 5:06pm On Sep 01
njokuuche77:
Chai, see what life has been reduced to in this government regime! 🤦‍♂️
Imagine a whole medical expert comparing kidney donation to blood donation just to justify this.
Blood regenerates in days, but a kidney is gone forever!
It just shows how bad things have gotten under this administration. The economy is so broken that young boys are now forced to sell their vital organs just to survive, and society is packaging it as "voluntary donation."
May God deliver us from this hardship o.
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So this is also Tinubu’s fault. You need medical attention
Travel › Re: Man Shares Reality Of Living Abroad: “abroad No Easy At All” (Photos/Video) by simpleseyi: 5:04pm On Sep 01
HacheNoire:
Lies!

It’s not easy and you’re still there!

Don’t mind him!

If you have opportunity to sell all your assets and that of your family to relocate, please do! Canada, UK and US are paying immigrants $9500/month to welcome immigrants for 10 years.

My friend who sold his house, cars and liquidated his investment in Nigeria to travel out now has (10) units of 50 bedroom hotels across Nigeria


Free education, healthcare and houses of you qualify.

Don’t let anyone deceive you! Lots of job paying above $60/hour.
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Only Gid knows what this one just started smoking
Politics › Re: 2027: Atiku Will Transform South East As President – Lauretta Onochie by simpleseyi: 5:02pm On Sep 01
Just ax he did when he was Bice President
Politics › Re: Greetings Mr President, But "All Is Not Fair In Politics" by simpleseyi: 11:06am On Sep 01
dederocs:
I am responding to a quote attributed to him. Words of a leader matter, and I am stating a fact, "all is not fair in politics, politics is not war"

In Nigeria politicians take politics as do or die which is very mediocre...look at other countries how they play politics, even from the optics, you will know our political terrain and system is still very primitive.

Why are you rushing to respond without digesting, you need insight.
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Go and do meaningful things with your time. Your opinion is irrelevant in the scheme of things
Celebrities › Re: Comedian AY Reacts To Driverless Uber Ride In US by simpleseyi: 10:54am On Sep 01
He too is an African, he should invent something apart from children
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Responded To A Question About His Viral Audio Leak On "Religious War" by simpleseyi: 10:52am On Sep 01
AMINDA:
You left the person who launched a muslim-muslim ticket in a presidential election in a secular country like Nigeria to be concerned about a candidate who merely responded to it.
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He is running for next election still on Muslim-Muslim ticket and he is goin to win aga. You too can present a Christian-Christian ticket and meet us at the polling booths
Politics › Re: "My Greatest Rival Today, Atiku, Met Me In Politics With Yaradua" - Pres. Tinubu by simpleseyi: 10:48am On Sep 01
AMINDA:
Yet, when Atiku says Tinubu is 90, his lackeys will begin to foam in the mouth. Do they think they know Tinubu more than Atiku?
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Yes na, shebi Tinubu is older than Obasanjo, IBB, Gowon and Wole Soyinka?
Sports › Re: Obafemi Martins Backs Seyi Tinubu For NFF President by simpleseyi: 10:11pm On Aug 31
No way. Has Seyi Tinubu run a football club, played football at professional level or been a member of a football board before?
Politics › Re: G100 Summit: ADC, PDP, NDC Propose Four-Year Government Of National Competence. by simpleseyi: 7:42pm On Aug 31
1bunne4lif:
As long as Obi will be the presidential candidate
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Isn’t it obvious that AdaObi will never ever rule Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy: The Debate Nigeria Never Finished by simpleseyi: 11:06am On Aug 31
No, No, No. Tinubu has closed that chapter.
Atiku, AdaObi, Rufai Oseni and Nigeria's jobless youths can keep on debating it.
Politics › Re: Tinubu No Average Politician, Opposition Must Unite — Donald Duke by simpleseyi: 8:45pm On Aug 30
Ofunaofu:
Tinubu is nothing but a mere mortal.

I understand why some people would rather arrogate the status of a demigod to him, given that he is a drug baron, identity thief, certificate forger, and all

But strip away the mythology, the propaganda, and the theatrics: Tinubu is still a mere mortal.
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Tinubu is not a mere mortal, he is the god of Politics and Infrastructure. Can you defeat Ogun or Sango or Aiyelala? If you cannot defeat any of the old gods, definitely you cannot defeat the god of Politics and Infrastructure, Emilokan JAGABAN
Politics › Re: Tinubu Drug Files: The Criminal Runs To His Friends In Europe! by simpleseyi: 8:02pm On Aug 30
And na somebody born this OP
Politics › Re: APC National Secretary Visits Governor Adeleke by simpleseyi: 8:00pm On Aug 30
Bmaster:
Osun indigenes are wiser now,The power is in their hands and they're as much in control now than ever.
When the time is Right,i trust osun people to make a Right Decision
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In 2023, Osun people voted Atiku, yet, Tinubu won the general election. Up till date, Osun people are still trooping to Lagos to do Agbero as their governor dances away

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