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Family / Sad: Governor Looses Mother. by Simplest001(f): 5:18pm On Dec 06, 2015
It is a very sad atmosphere in Abia state right now, as the number one citizen of the state, Governor, Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu reportedly lost his mother to the cold hands of death. Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia state In a statement issued on Sunday, December 6, by the chief press secretary to the governor, Godwin Adindum, a copy obtained by Vanguard, Mrs Bessie Ikpeazu (Nee Nwagwu) died after a brief illness at the age of 87. Mrs Bessie was born May 27, 1928 to Mr. /Mrs. Nwagwu Anaba of Umuafor Village in Obingwa Council of Abia state. Governor Ikpeazu in the statement confirmed that his mother died last Sunday at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital (UNTH) Enugu. Before her death, she was a career nurse and midwife. She had worked at Ahoada County Hospital, Ahoada Rivers state, Okpuala Ngwa General Hospital and Nigerian Christian Hospital, Onitcha Ngwa in Aba where she served as the matron until her retirement she in 1994. It was reported that before her death, she served as the Nursing Supervisor for the Motherless Babies Home, Adventist Hospital, Aba. The deceased was a respected philanthropist as she reported founded and own Ulari Maternity Home/Clinic Umuobiakwa, where she reportedly save d several lives without payment. She also delivered thousands of babies for little or no charge at all. Mrs. Ikpeazu is survived by three children namely; Governor Okezie Victor Ikpeazu, Mrs. Ocheze Edith Ugboaja and Barrister Iheanyichukwu Ugonna Ikpeazu. Recall that the election petition tribunal sitting in Umuahia, Abia state, recently upheld the election of governor Okezie Ikpeazu.
Sports / FIFA Rankings: Nigeria Drops And Ends 2015 In Worst Double Figure. by Simplest001(f): 6:08pm On Dec 03, 2015
With the latest FIFA world ranking released Thursday December 3, 2015, the Super Eagles of Nigeria dropped seven places and now occupy the 66th position. Having gathered 541 points Nigeria are now 14th best team in Africa, falling behind Cote d’Ivoire, Algeria, Ghana, Cape Verde, Tunisia, Senegal, Congo, Guinea, Egypt, Cameroon, Congo DR, Mali and Uganda. African champions Côte d’Ivoire are ranked first in Africa with 950 points Algeria end 2015 as runners-up with 845 points. The Black Stars of Ghana are third on the continent with 778 points.
Red Devils Belgium claim the team of the year award for 2015. It would be recalled that the Red Devils made it to the first position (their first-ever) on the Fifa /Coca-Cola World Rankings in November and their 3 – 1 victory over four-time world champion, Italy, ensured they end year 2015 as the number one team in the world. On the other hand, Portugal lost a whole 145 points which condemned them to the 7th position.
Education / Re: Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:27pm On Dec 02, 2015
Part (4) Furthermore, it was recorded that he built a mosque every Friday. He designed numerous buildings for the Emperor including a new palace named Madagou, the mosque at Gao, the second largest city in Mali, and the still-standing great mosque at Timbuktu, the largest city in the empire. Mansa Musa died in 1337, and was succeeded by his son, Maghan I. However, his heirs were unable to sustain their father’s wealth and fortune, and just two generations later, all the wealth was gone – wasted away by civil wars and invading armies.
Education / Re: Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:26pm On Dec 02, 2015
Part(3) During the famous journey, he stopped off in Egypt and gave out so much gold that the Egyptian economy was ruined for years to come. When he arrived in Egypt, Mansa Musa camped near the Pyramids for three days. He then sent a gift of 50,000 dinars to the Sultan of Egypt, Al-Nasir Muhammad, before settling in Cairo for three months. The Sultan lent him his palace for the summer and made sure that his entourage was treated well. Mansa Musa gave away thousands of ingots of gold, and Egyptian traders took advantage of this by charging five times the normal price for their goods. Consequently, the value of gold in Egypt decreased as much as 25 percent. While he was in Cairo and Mecca he spent so much money that he eventually ran out. With no funds to support his journey back home, he had to borrow a large amount from Egyptian merchants and to rectify the gold market, Musa borrowed at a ridiculously high interest rate all the gold he could carry from lenders in Cairo. He directly controlled the price of gold in the Mediterranean, reportedly the only time in history one man has done so. Mansa’s reign, which lasted for a good 25 years was that of absolute peace and prosperity in Mali and the surrounding West African countries. According to celebritynetworth.com, the West African nation of Mali, under Musa’s leadership was responsible for more than half of the world’s salt and gold supply. Musa embarked on a large building program, raising mosques and madrasas in Timbuktu and Gao. Most notably, the ancient center of learning Sankore Madrasah (or University of Sankore) was constructed during his reign.
Education / Re: Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:24pm On Dec 02, 2015
Part (2) Mansa Musa, the Malian emperor is mostly remembered by historians both in Africa and beyond for his extravagant hajj, or pilgrimage that he took to Mecca. This elaborate pilgrimage to the Muslim holy city of Mecca which he embarked on in 1324 introduced him to rulers in the Middle East and in Europe. Archaeologists have discovered that Mansa Musa had gathered a massive group of people to take the journey with him. Accompanying the royal couple were 60,000 porters in a caravan of 100 camel, carrying 300 pounds of gold each, 500 attendants of his senior wife, 500 slaves, each carrying a 4 pound gold staff, and thousands of his subjects. According to David Tschanz in his essay “Lion of Mali: The Hajj of Mansa Musa” in the May 2012 issue of Makzan. “Leading the host were 500 heralds, clad in Persian silk and bearing four-foot-long golden staffs glistening in the sun and nearly blinding anyone who looked at them,” Tschanz writes. “Next came the royal guards some bearing spears and sword, others the flags of their empire.” Also in tow, Tschanz notes, was “a retinue of 12,000 of the king’s personal slaves”. The journey took him and his servants over a year to complete.
Education / Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:22pm On Dec 02, 2015
Part (1) Whenever the richest person in the globe is mentioned, our minds flash to the western world. We think of the likes of John D Rockfeller, in past history and Bill Gates in current history. It occurs to virtually nobody that anything “world richest” could come from Africa. However, this long-standing belief has been proven wrong by the discovery of the man called Mansa Musa, one time emperor of the empire of Mali (1312–1337). His real name is Musa Keita but adopted the name “Mansa” which means ‘king of kings or emperor”, when he became the ruler of the Malian empire, after the death of his predecessor, Abu-Bakr II in 1312. Malian King Mansa Musa was the richest man in all of the world’s history. According to a new inflation- adjusted list, Mansa Musa was worth a whooping $400 billion, which, incredibly, places him as the No. 1 richest person in history, ahead of the Rothschild family ($350 billion) and John D. Rockefeller ($340 billion). Mansa is known to have made his fortune and fame from the gold and ivory trade that had taken place in Africa during the 14th century.
Jokes Etc / Funny Nigerian Proverbs In Pidgin. by Simplest001(f): 3:17pm On Nov 29, 2015
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin. 2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run. 3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep. 4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later e go hear am. 5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat. 6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg. 7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD. 8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march? 9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far. 10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death. 11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see. 12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains. 13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit. 14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself 15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND. 16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck. 17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside. 18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man. 19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat. 20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch. 21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open. 22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK. 23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start. 24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food. 25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you. 26. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again. 27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury. 28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am. 29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze. 30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am. 31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh. 32. Na happiness dey make prick stand. 33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am. 34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala. 35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London. 36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans. 37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. 38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. 39. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different. ADD YOURS.............
Politics / Queen Elizabeth To Host President Buhari Tomorrow by Simplest001(f): 7:08pm On Nov 25, 2015
President Muhammadu Buhari will be on his way to Malta tomorrow, Thursday, November 26 to participate in the 2015 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting which begins on Friday. President Buhari In a statement made available by the presidential spokesman, Femi Adesina, President Buhari and other heads of state and government who will be in Malta for this year’s summit are expected to deliberate on fresh Commonwealth initiatives on development and climate change with a view to adding greater value to ongoing global efforts in these areas. The Commonwealth is made up of Britain, Nigeria and 51 other countries that work together to pursue common goals and promote development, democracy, peace, security and good governance. A new Secretary-General of the Commonwealth who will take over from the incumbent, Kamalesh Sharma, will be announced at the summit, which will also feature the presentation of a progress report on the eradication of polio. The Head of the Commonwealth, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will formally declare the summit open and host a banquet in honour of President Buhari and other participating Heads of State and Government. At the conclusion of the Summit on Sunday, President Buhari will leave Malta for Paris where he will present Nigeria’s statement at the United Nations Climate Change Conference scheduled to open in the French capital on Monday, November 30. The President will join over 100 other world leaders at the Leaders Event on the opening day of the conference which will be hosted by President Francois Hollande of France and the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Mr. Ban Ki Moon. President Buhari will also participate in a summit of the Heads of State and Government of the Lake Chad Basin Commission and Benin Republic which has been scheduled to take place on December 2 in Paris on the sidelines of the United Nations Conference on Climate Change. Deliberations at the Paris meeting of the Lake Chad Basin Commission and Benin Republic will focus mainly on the war against Boko Haram and other security issues of common interest to participating countries. President Buhari will be accompanied on the trip by the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Geoffrey Onyeama, the Minister of Environment, Mrs. Amina Mohammed and the National Security Adviser, Maj.-Gen. Babagana The Nigerian leader has visited the United States of America twice. He has been to France and India and just yesterday, Buhari returned from gas summit in Iran.
Crime / Popular Musician Rapes 15 Year Old Girl In Lagos by Simplest001(f): 2:09pm On Nov 24, 2015
A Lagos based musician, Friday Freedom has been
remanded in the Kirikiri Prison by an Ikeja Magistrate’s
Court for allegedly raping a 15-year-old girl.
27-year-old up-coming Freedom who lives on Kilani Street,
Papa Ashafa, Agege, allegedly raped the girl on Saturday,
November 21, at his residence after he had invited her over
on the pretense that he wanted her to run an errand for
him.
Police prosecutor, Sergeant Jimah Iseghede, told the court
presided over by Chief Magistrate Tajudeen Elias that the
girl is currently receiving treatment in a hospital following
injuries he inflicted on her.
“The girl is presently on admission at one of the general
hospitals as a result of the injury she sustained,”
Iseghedehe said.
When the one-count charge of rape was read to the
accused, he pleaded not guilty and Elias ordered that he be
remanded till November 28 when the case will be settled.
Travel / Re: Oldest Man Alive!!! by Simplest001(f): 11:15am On May 11, 2015
nnachukz:
For my side them go say the man be wizard and avoid him.
Lolz.....4 niaja naso o!
Jokes Etc / Naughty Prof by Simplest001(f): 11:09am On May 11, 2015
First year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st
Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there
was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two
important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that
never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For
example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS &
put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone
inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When
everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all
Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most
important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my
MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Study a course b/c
u have passion for it and not b/c u want to show off. No
wonder we have too many doctors that forget their tools and
objects in patients' bodies after operations...Medicine
requires all your attention! Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!"
;DFirst year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st
Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there
was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two
important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that
never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For
example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS &
put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone
inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When
everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all
Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most
important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my
MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Study a course b/c
u have passion for it and not b/c u want to show off. No
wonder we have too many doctors that forget their tools and
objects in patients' bodies after operations...Medicine
requires all your attention! Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!"
Travel / Re: Oldest Man Alive!!! by Simplest001(f): 10:31pm On May 10, 2015
Toktee:
There is a man of 120yrs in edo state,the indian man nt the oldest abeg.


His date of birth is 1835-2015=180years!!!
Travel / Oldest Man Alive!!! by Simplest001(f): 9:38pm On May 10, 2015
My grandchildren are dead there for years. Somehow forgot me death ”





Mahashta Mûrasi is an Indian who claims to be born in 1835. It is not only the oldest man in the world but also the man who lived the longest since the history of mankind (according to the Guinness World Records ).

According to the information transmitted, the man was born in Bangalore on January 6 1835.De 1903, he lived in Varanasi, where he worked until 1957, until his retirement in 122 years.

According WorldNewsDailyReport.com all official documents to identify this man support his version

My grandchildren have died there a few years, “said Mûrasi.” In a way, death has forgotten me. And now I have lost all hope to die!

Crime / Beware Of Pepper Soup by Simplest001(f): 7:47am On May 10, 2015
Went to hang out with a friend of mine and we ordered for drinks and pepper soup. My friend was served first so he started eating before mine arrive and as i was about to do justice to the plate of pepper soup in front of me he shouted stop! Stop!! Stop!!! I asked 'na wetn' he said 'dis no b goat meat o, e de taste one kind' we called the attention of the lady that served it and she said 'goat meat don finish na y i bring dis one' i asked what is 'dis one' and she said ' na snake o buh e sweet' the whole bar scattered, all men running for their dear lives. To cut d long story short.......................my friend don swallow all d antibiotics wey de dis world yet e jus d throw spit anyhw!!! Guys beware o!

Politics / Re: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by Simplest001(f): 10:34am On Apr 28, 2015
Oga, buh u nvr go lagos b4 na......how u wan tk bike go wia u nvr go b4
Sports / Re: Armed Robbers Attack Kano Pillars Players, Officials In Abuja by Simplest001(f): 5:00pm On Mar 05, 2015
Please how do I post on nairaland??
Business / Re: Hilarious Photos Of What A Young Man Does For A Living(Very Funny Photos) by Simplest001(f): 10:59am On Mar 04, 2015
Way beta dan Stealing!
Politics / Re: Photo Of Gallant Soilder Who Was Killed On Feb 14 During Boko Haram Attack. by Simplest001(f): 12:51pm On Feb 22, 2015
RIP BRO.........
Health / Re: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by Simplest001(f): 6:52pm On Feb 20, 2015
Dera25:

Sister I know that I will marry her but that is not the issue please I want to know if it is true, then if yes, how do u ladies cope with the male doctors?

If its how the ladies cope then you have no case!
Let them worry about that.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Dress For A Job Interview by Simplest001(f): 4:59pm On Feb 20, 2015
some dudes can be heartless.....................she's tensed and reaching out for help and all you do is mock her??
We needchange#
Food / Re: Why Do Most People Forbid Okro Soup Especially At Parties??? by Simplest001(f): 12:31pm On Feb 08, 2015
Believe me, i don't like any soup that draws..................!

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