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Family / Sad: Governor Looses Mother. by Simplest001(f): 5:18pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
It is a very sad atmosphere in Abia state right now, as
the number one citizen of the state, Governor, Dr.
Okezie Ikpeazu reportedly lost his mother to the cold
hands of death.
Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia state
In a statement issued on Sunday, December 6, by the chief
press secretary to the governor, Godwin Adindum, a copy
obtained by Vanguard, Mrs Bessie Ikpeazu (Nee Nwagwu)
died after a brief illness at the age of 87.
Mrs Bessie was born May 27, 1928 to Mr. /Mrs. Nwagwu
Anaba of Umuafor Village in Obingwa Council of Abia state.
Governor Ikpeazu in the statement confirmed that his
mother died last Sunday at the University of Nigeria
Teaching Hospital (UNTH) Enugu.
Before her death, she was a career nurse and midwife. She
had worked at Ahoada County Hospital, Ahoada Rivers
state, Okpuala Ngwa General Hospital and Nigerian
Christian Hospital, Onitcha Ngwa in Aba where she served
as the matron until her retirement she in 1994.
It was reported that before her death, she served as the
Nursing Supervisor for the Motherless Babies Home,
Adventist Hospital, Aba.
The deceased was a respected philanthropist as she
reported founded and own Ulari Maternity Home/Clinic
Umuobiakwa, where she reportedly save d several lives
without payment. She also delivered thousands of babies
for little or no charge at all.
Mrs. Ikpeazu is survived by three children namely;
Governor Okezie Victor Ikpeazu, Mrs. Ocheze Edith Ugboaja
and Barrister Iheanyichukwu Ugonna Ikpeazu.
Recall that the election petition tribunal sitting in Umuahia,
Abia state, recently upheld the election of governor Okezie
Ikpeazu. |
Sports / FIFA Rankings: Nigeria Drops And Ends 2015 In Worst Double Figure. by Simplest001(f): 6:08pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
With the latest FIFA world ranking released Thursday
December 3, 2015, the Super Eagles of Nigeria dropped
seven places and now occupy the 66th position.
Having gathered 541 points Nigeria are now 14th best team
in Africa, falling behind Cote d’Ivoire, Algeria, Ghana, Cape
Verde, Tunisia, Senegal, Congo, Guinea, Egypt, Cameroon,
Congo DR, Mali and Uganda.
African champions Côte d’Ivoire are ranked first in Africa
with 950 points Algeria end 2015 as runners-up with 845
points. The Black Stars of Ghana are third on the continent
with 778 points. Red Devils Belgium claim the team of the year award for 2015. It would be recalled that the Red Devils made it to the first position (their first-ever) on the Fifa /Coca-Cola World Rankings in November and their 3 – 1 victory over four-time world champion, Italy, ensured they end year 2015 as the number one team in the world. On the other hand, Portugal lost a whole 145 points which condemned them to the 7th position. |
Education / Re: Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:27pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Part (4)
Furthermore, it was recorded that he built a mosque
every Friday. He designed numerous buildings for the
Emperor including a new palace named Madagou, the
mosque at Gao, the second largest city in Mali, and
the still-standing great mosque at Timbuktu, the
largest city in the empire.
Mansa Musa died in 1337, and was succeeded by his
son, Maghan I. However, his heirs were unable to
sustain their father’s wealth and fortune, and just two
generations later, all the wealth was gone – wasted
away by civil wars and invading armies. |
Education / Re: Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:26pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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During the famous journey, he stopped off in Egypt
and gave out so much gold that the Egyptian economy
was ruined for years to come. When he arrived in
Egypt, Mansa Musa camped near the Pyramids for
three days. He then sent a gift of 50,000 dinars to the
Sultan of Egypt, Al-Nasir Muhammad, before settling
in Cairo for three months. The Sultan lent him his
palace for the summer and made sure that his
entourage was treated well. Mansa Musa gave away
thousands of ingots of gold, and Egyptian traders took
advantage of this by charging five times the normal
price for their goods. Consequently, the value of gold
in Egypt decreased as much as 25 percent. While he
was in Cairo and Mecca he spent so much money that
he eventually ran out.
With no funds to support his journey back home, he
had to borrow a large amount from Egyptian
merchants and to rectify the gold market, Musa
borrowed at a ridiculously high interest rate all the
gold he could carry from lenders in Cairo. He directly
controlled the price of gold in the Mediterranean,
reportedly the only time in history one man has done
so.
Mansa’s reign, which lasted for a good 25 years was
that of absolute peace and prosperity in Mali and the
surrounding West African countries. According to
celebritynetworth.com, the West African nation of
Mali, under Musa’s leadership was responsible for
more than half of the world’s salt and gold
supply. Musa embarked on a large building program,
raising mosques and madrasas in Timbuktu and Gao.
Most notably, the ancient center of learning Sankore
Madrasah (or University of Sankore) was constructed
during his reign. |
Education / Re: Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:24pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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Mansa Musa, the Malian emperor is mostly
remembered by historians both in Africa and beyond
for his extravagant hajj, or pilgrimage that he took to
Mecca. This elaborate pilgrimage to the Muslim holy
city of Mecca which he embarked on in 1324
introduced him to rulers in the Middle East and in
Europe. Archaeologists have discovered that Mansa
Musa had gathered a massive group of people to take
the journey with him. Accompanying the royal couple
were 60,000 porters in a caravan of 100 camel,
carrying 300 pounds of gold each, 500 attendants of
his senior wife, 500 slaves, each carrying a
4 pound gold staff, and thousands of his subjects.
According to David Tschanz in his essay “Lion of Mali:
The Hajj of Mansa Musa” in the May 2012 issue of
Makzan. “Leading the host were 500 heralds, clad in
Persian silk and bearing four-foot-long golden staffs
glistening in the sun and nearly blinding anyone who
looked at them,” Tschanz writes. “Next came the royal
guards some bearing spears and sword, others the
flags of their empire.” Also in tow, Tschanz notes, was
“a retinue of 12,000 of the king’s personal slaves”. The
journey took him and his servants over a year to complete. |
Education / Richest Man Of All Time Is From Africa. by Simplest001(f): 3:22pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
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Whenever the richest person in the globe is
mentioned, our minds flash to the western world. We
think of the likes of John D Rockfeller, in past history
and Bill Gates in current history. It occurs to virtually
nobody that anything “world richest” could come from
Africa. However, this long-standing belief has been
proven wrong by the discovery of the man called
Mansa Musa, one time emperor of the empire of Mali
(1312–1337).
His real name is Musa Keita but adopted the name
“Mansa” which means ‘king of kings or emperor”,
when he became the ruler of the Malian empire,
after the death of his predecessor, Abu-Bakr II in
1312.
Malian King Mansa Musa was the richest man in all of
the world’s history. According to a new inflation-
adjusted list, Mansa Musa was worth a whooping $400
billion, which, incredibly, places him as the No. 1
richest person in history, ahead of the Rothschild
family ($350 billion) and John D. Rockefeller ($340
billion). Mansa is known to have made his fortune
and fame from the gold and ivory trade that had
taken place in Africa during the 14th century. |
Jokes Etc / Funny Nigerian Proverbs In Pidgin. by Simplest001(f): 3:17pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value
of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im
dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear
pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later e
go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey
say him march fish, wetin him mama go
march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no
know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin
hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex
she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if
nobody hail am!! é go hail himself
15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND,
SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use
style call him papa blind man.
19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem
take dey share meat.
20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him
know wetin he wan Catch.
21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS,
BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW
BOOK.
23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey
for food.
25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see
you.
26. Thief wey jump fence enter house where
owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go
tell am say him sabi bury.
28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im
dey kill am.
29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na
you dey craze.
30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your
teeth cut am.
31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price
am.
34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be
wahala.
35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit
trek from Naija go London.
36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no
fit boil beans.
37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go
still end up inside pot of soup.
38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya
wrap.
39. Akara and moin moin get the same parent,
na wetin dem pass through make dem
different.
ADD YOURS............. |
Politics / Queen Elizabeth To Host President Buhari Tomorrow by Simplest001(f): 7:08pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
President Muhammadu Buhari will be on his way to
Malta tomorrow, Thursday, November 26 to participate
in the 2015 Commonwealth Heads of Government
Meeting which begins on Friday.
President Buhari
In a statement made available by the presidential
spokesman, Femi Adesina, President Buhari and other
heads of state and government who will be in Malta for this
year’s summit are expected to deliberate on fresh
Commonwealth initiatives on development and climate
change with a view to adding greater value to ongoing
global efforts in these areas.
The Commonwealth is made up of Britain, Nigeria and 51
other countries that work together to pursue common goals
and promote development, democracy, peace, security and
good governance.
A new Secretary-General of the Commonwealth who will
take over from the incumbent, Kamalesh Sharma, will be
announced at the summit, which will also feature the
presentation of a progress report on the eradication of
polio.
The Head of the Commonwealth, Her Majesty, Queen
Elizabeth II, will formally declare the summit open and host
a banquet in honour of President Buhari and other
participating Heads of State and Government.
At the conclusion of the Summit on Sunday, President
Buhari will leave Malta for Paris where he will present
Nigeria’s statement at the United Nations Climate Change
Conference scheduled to open in the French capital on
Monday, November 30.
The President will join over 100 other world leaders at the
Leaders Event on the opening day of the conference which
will be hosted by President Francois Hollande of France and
the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Mr. Ban Ki
Moon.
President Buhari will also participate in a summit of the
Heads of State and Government of the Lake Chad Basin
Commission and Benin Republic which has been scheduled
to take place on December 2 in Paris on the sidelines of the
United Nations Conference on Climate Change.
Deliberations at the Paris meeting of the Lake Chad Basin
Commission and Benin Republic will focus mainly on the
war against Boko Haram and other security issues of
common interest to participating countries.
President Buhari will be accompanied on the trip by the
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Geoffrey Onyeama, the
Minister of Environment, Mrs. Amina Mohammed and the
National Security Adviser, Maj.-Gen. Babagana
The Nigerian leader has visited the United States of America
twice. He has been to France and India and just yesterday,
Buhari returned from gas summit in Iran. |
Crime / Popular Musician Rapes 15 Year Old Girl In Lagos by Simplest001(f): 2:09pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
A Lagos based musician, Friday Freedom has been remanded in the Kirikiri Prison by an Ikeja Magistrate’s Court for allegedly raping a 15-year-old girl. 27-year-old up-coming Freedom who lives on Kilani Street, Papa Ashafa, Agege, allegedly raped the girl on Saturday, November 21, at his residence after he had invited her over on the pretense that he wanted her to run an errand for him. Police prosecutor, Sergeant Jimah Iseghede, told the court presided over by Chief Magistrate Tajudeen Elias that the girl is currently receiving treatment in a hospital following injuries he inflicted on her. “The girl is presently on admission at one of the general hospitals as a result of the injury she sustained,” Iseghedehe said. When the one-count charge of rape was read to the accused, he pleaded not guilty and Elias ordered that he be remanded till November 28 when the case will be settled. |
Travel / Re: Oldest Man Alive!!! by Simplest001(f): 11:15am On May 11, 2015 |
nnachukz:Lolz.....4 niaja naso o! |
Jokes Etc / Naughty Prof by Simplest001(f): 11:09am On May 11, 2015 |
First year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning... Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Study a course b/c u have passion for it and not b/c u want to show off. No wonder we have too many doctors that forget their tools and objects in patients' bodies after operations...Medicine requires all your attention! Now learn to pay attention!! "ALL the students fainted!!!" ;DFirst year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning... Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Study a course b/c u have passion for it and not b/c u want to show off. No wonder we have too many doctors that forget their tools and objects in patients' bodies after operations...Medicine requires all your attention! Now learn to pay attention!! "ALL the students fainted!!!" |
Travel / Re: Oldest Man Alive!!! by Simplest001(f): 10:31pm On May 10, 2015 |
Toktee: His date of birth is 1835-2015=180years!!! |
Travel / Oldest Man Alive!!! by Simplest001(f): 9:38pm On May 10, 2015 |
My grandchildren are dead there for years. Somehow forgot me death ” Mahashta Mûrasi is an Indian who claims to be born in 1835. It is not only the oldest man in the world but also the man who lived the longest since the history of mankind (according to the Guinness World Records ). According to the information transmitted, the man was born in Bangalore on January 6 1835.De 1903, he lived in Varanasi, where he worked until 1957, until his retirement in 122 years. According WorldNewsDailyReport.com all official documents to identify this man support his version My grandchildren have died there a few years, “said Mûrasi.” In a way, death has forgotten me. And now I have lost all hope to die!
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Crime / Beware Of Pepper Soup by Simplest001(f): 7:47am On May 10, 2015 |
Went to hang out with a friend of mine and we ordered for drinks and pepper soup. My friend was served first so he started eating before mine arrive and as i was about to do justice to the plate of pepper soup in front of me he shouted stop! Stop!! Stop!!! I asked 'na wetn' he said 'dis no b goat meat o, e de taste one kind' we called the attention of the lady that served it and she said 'goat meat don finish na y i bring dis one' i asked what is 'dis one' and she said ' na snake o buh e sweet' the whole bar scattered, all men running for their dear lives. To cut d long story short.......................my friend don swallow all d antibiotics wey de dis world yet e jus d throw spit anyhw!!! Guys beware o!
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Politics / Re: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by Simplest001(f): 10:34am On Apr 28, 2015 |
Oga, buh u nvr go lagos b4 na......how u wan tk bike go wia u nvr go b4 |
Sports / Re: Armed Robbers Attack Kano Pillars Players, Officials In Abuja by Simplest001(f): 5:00pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Please how do I post on nairaland?? |
Business / Re: Hilarious Photos Of What A Young Man Does For A Living(Very Funny Photos) by Simplest001(f): 10:59am On Mar 04, 2015 |
Way beta dan Stealing! |
Politics / Re: Photo Of Gallant Soilder Who Was Killed On Feb 14 During Boko Haram Attack. by Simplest001(f): 12:51pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
RIP BRO......... |
Health / Re: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by Simplest001(f): 6:52pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Dera25: If its how the ladies cope then you have no case! Let them worry about that. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Dress For A Job Interview by Simplest001(f): 4:59pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
some dudes can be heartless.....................she's tensed and reaching out for help and all you do is mock her?? We needchange# |
Food / Re: Why Do Most People Forbid Okro Soup Especially At Parties??? by Simplest001(f): 12:31pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Believe me, i don't like any soup that draws..................! |
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