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Education / Re: Only 28 Candidates Register For Common Entrance Exam In Zamfara State by Simplest001(f): 12:20pm On Apr 07, 2018
angry grin grin
internationalman:
Some of those that didn't register will still somehow turnout to b Nigeria president someday...

Maybe they choose to pursue an early career in cattle herding
hehehe
Education / Only 28 Candidates Register For Common Entrance Exam In Zamfara State by Simplest001(f): 8:32am On Apr 07, 2018
The state of education in Zamfara state has become a source of worry for the Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu as only 28 candidates registered for common entrance exam in the state. The Minister expressed his worry in a statement released in Abuja on Thursday, April 5, 2018, by the spokesperson of the Ministry of Education, Mrs. Priscillia Ihuoma. Pleading with Zamfara state government, » heads of schools and interest groups to persuade school-age children in the areas with low registration to register, Adamu said he had issued a directive to leave the portal open for registration until April 13.
The release read in part, “Ahead of the 2018 National Common Entrance Examination for admission » of candidates into the 104 Federal Government colleges on Saturday, April 14, the minister has expressed worry over low registration for the examination so far.
“According to him, the report of a meeting of major stakeholders in the education sector said candidates registered in 2018 stood at 71,294 as against 80,421 that wrote the examination in 2017.
Only 24 candidates in Zamfara pass NECO in January 2018
This is not the first time Zamfara state is in the news for low participation and poor academic performance.
In January 2018, it was reported that only 24 out of 186 candidates passed NECO in Zamfara state.
Zamfara State records the worst result; only 24 out of the 186 candidates obtained five credits and above, representing 12.90 per cent, Punch reports.

http://opera.pulse.ng/communities/student/only-28-pupils-register-for-common-entrance-exam-in-zamfara-id8216225.html
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Calls Out Facebook Lady He Loved, But She Chose To Dupe Him by Simplest001(f): 3:10pm On Aug 10, 2017
Tried to read buh menh.......its damn long.
Travel / Re: Nigerians Caught Hiding Under Moving Train To Germany (pics) by Simplest001(f): 2:56pm On Aug 10, 2017
The present state of our country is really challenging..........pray we overcome soon!!!!
Religion / Re: Uchenna Obuna Killed In The Ozubulu Catholic Church Massacre (Photos) by Simplest001(f): 10:03am On Aug 08, 2017
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May their souls and all the souls of the faithful departed, through the mercy of God,rest in peace. cry cry cry cry cry
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: It Is Disrespectful To Ask About Buhari's Health Status by Simplest001(f): 7:41am On Aug 08, 2017
This is bad.
Education / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Complete A Masters Degree In Nigerian Universities? by Simplest001(f): 4:15am On Mar 18, 2017
theSpark:


Thank you so much
Uwc.......gudluck
Education / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Complete A Masters Degree In Nigerian Universities? by Simplest001(f): 5:21pm On Mar 17, 2017
theSpark:


Any chance UJ will sell MSc forms this year?

I think so.........
Education / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Complete A Masters Degree In Nigerian Universities? by Simplest001(f): 5:18pm On Mar 17, 2017
theSpark:


Any chance UJ will sell MSc forms this year?




I think so.......
Education / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Complete A Masters Degree In Nigerian Universities? by Simplest001(f): 5:38pm On Mar 15, 2017
Spent close to 500,000 naira doing a professional masters in Ahmadu Bello University. Currently enrolled in an academic masters in university of Jos.......so far.....I have spent close to 200,000 naira.
Education is good only if you have the means.....Good luck all!!!

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Politics / Re: Fuel Crises In Zaria(pics) by Simplest001(f): 10:55pm On Apr 21, 2016
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Politics / Re: Fuel Crises In Zaria(pics) by Simplest001(f): 8:50pm On Apr 20, 2016
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Politics / Re: Fuel Crises In Zaria(pics) by Simplest001(f): 6:40pm On Apr 20, 2016
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Politics / Fuel Crises In Zaria(pics) by Simplest001(f): 6:22pm On Apr 20, 2016
Things really have to change o.................spent 6:30am-2:00pm before I could get fuel. This is Shirash filling station along kano/katsina road, Basawa zaria, kaduna state.
Jokes Etc / Hilarious: Nigerian Universities As Football Clubs by Simplest001(f): 7:52pm On Jan 10, 2016
If academic institutions in Nigeria were to be
FOOTBALL clubs then: ARSENAL is BUK- where
the students work hard through out the year but
fail to succeed. MANCHESTER CITY is
IGBINEDION-where the students purchase all the
expensive items and live large but are never
interested in their primary assignment. LIVERPOOL
is UNILAG-where the students are very much proud
of the academic achievements of their grand
fathers.MANCHESTER Utd is UNIILORIN- where
students don't perform well in class except their
final exams and achieve good results. CHELSEA is
LASU-where students fail and put the blame on
their VC after which, the government will intervene
to find a new VC for the school every year. REAL
MADRID is ATBU- where students perform BEST and
DO NOT beef students of OTHER schools. Finally,
Barcelona is # ABU where students work hard,
perform well in class, FACE TERRIBLE THINGS
and STILL achieve the best results in
the whole country. Una knw we no dey carry last
naaaa... Greatest Nigerian students!!!
Unique ABU!!! Pls Share dis if u ar proud to
be a student or a Graduate of #
GREATESTABUSITE

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Politics / Nigerian Army Pics: Another Day Another Victory Against Boko Haram by Simplest001(f): 5:59pm On Dec 30, 2015
Another day in the battlefield and another victory.
Ordered not to take pics of the dead but with your prayers and support, we (N/A) will win the war on terro!!!
GodblessNaijaArmy
GodblessNaija
GodblessU

Crime / Re: Derico Nwamama: Notorious Criminal Who Terrorised South-Eastern Nigeria by Simplest001(f): 5:43pm On Dec 13, 2015
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Crime / Re: Derico Nwamama: Notorious Criminal Who Terrorised South-Eastern Nigeria by Simplest001(f): 5:38pm On Dec 13, 2015
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Arrested members of his robbery gang by Bakassi Boys

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Crime / Re: Derico Nwamama: Notorious Criminal Who Terrorised South-Eastern Nigeria by Simplest001(f): 5:34pm On Dec 13, 2015
Derico Nwamama

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Crime / Derico Nwamama: Notorious Criminal Who Terrorised South-Eastern Nigeria by Simplest001(f): 5:27pm On Dec 13, 2015
Nigeria has had her fair share of notable armed robbers like Dr Ishola Oyenusi and Abiodun Egunjobi who terrorized the entire South-west.

Lawrence Anini who dealt with the entire South-South.

And Here Is The Story Of Derico Nwamama who held the Entire South-East to a stand-still (Especially Anambra State).

His real name is Okwudili Ndiwe a.k.a Derico Nwamama!

Derico started out as a Street Urchin in Onitsha, then graduated to a pick pocket, and then to a dreaded Criminal whose mere mention of his name sent shivers down the spines of every single human being in the entire South East part of Nigeria.

THE RISE OF DERICO!


Indeed, long before Derico became famous for his Exploits in the City of Onitsha, The entire Anambra State was under the control of another Ruthless, Merciless and Cold Blooded Armed Robber known as Chiejina...
Under the Reign of Chiejina and his gang, all residents of Onitsha were living in fear.

Infact a Policeman once told me a horrifying story about Chiejina.

He said that on 16th of February 1999, two days after valentine celebration, Chiejina, acting on a tip off besieged a family in Onitsha hoping to get money from the man of the house, but unfortunately, the man didn’t come home with money, he had gone to the bank before going home.

Chiejina became so enraged that he grabbed the man’s 4months old son, threatened to throw the baby from a 3 storey building, and when the man and his wife weren’t forthcoming with his demands, he flung the baby from 3 storey building and shot the man twice in the head!

HE WAS THAT RUTHLESS!


Infact Reports have it that he forced families to have incest in front of him for his own amusement. He forced Fathers to sleep with their daughters and Mothers to sleep with their sons, Refusal meant death!

Derico and Chiejina were very good friends at that time and also colleagues in the Armed Robbery Business, friendship that started during the famous Umuleri/Aguleri War... But Derico was not based in Onitsha then, he was based in Abuja, the Federal Capital territory and only visited the east from time to time to carry out his robbery operations with maximum terror...

And after raining a torrent of bullets and gunfire upon the hapless and ill-equipped officers of the Nigerian Police and defenceless Nigerians, he would speed back to his safe haven, with his loot, safe on the laps of power, luxury and comfort.

But according to reports, wahala started in November 1999, when the then Obi Of Onitsha, HRH Obi Ofala Okagbue rallied Onitsha-Ado Youths to help curb the ever rising Crime in the City to enable indigenes who ran away to return for the Christmas Celebration of that year...

Ado youths then sat together with some of the notorious armed robbers to know how to settle them and have peace return to the City of Onitsha...

Chiejina and Derico were present in the meeting!

But after the meeting, the deadly Chiejina refused to stand down, infact he attacked some members of the Ado Youth and became even more Ruthless in the entire State!

Ado Youths sought the help of his bossom friend, Derico but it didn’t yield much fruit, so they decided to give him a taste of his own medicine!

They liaised with Derico and some special Police Officers to raid Chiejina and his gang. The Operation was not totally successful because Chiejina was not present at the time but members of his gang were rounded up and sent to The Central Police Station, Onitsha.

When Chiejina learnt what happened, he felt betrayed by his bossom friend, Derico, and without thinking about the consequences, called on his right hand man who also doubled as his bike man, Amobi, to take him straight to Derico’s parent’s house.

On getting there, he met Derico’s father and decorated the man with lots of bullets!!!

Derico heard about it and set out for revenge immediately, he ran into Chiejina close to Emmanuel Church at Ugwunokpamba road, Onitsha and pumped in lots of bullets into the Great Chiejina, and the Iroko of the Underworld fell into a gutter...

Derico then put Chiejina into a wheelbarrow and wheeled him to the Police Station at Isiokwe, Onitsha.

Unconfirmed report claimed that Chiejina didn’t die on the spot, that while in the wheel barrow, he begged Derico to kill him and not take him to the Police Station alive. Derico then obliged him and pumped in one final shot to end the evil reign of one of Nigeria’s meanest Criminals!

On getting to the Police Station, Officers were dancing and celebrating, they lifted Derico up as their Hero and celebrated him as the King Of The Town.

Little did they know that they just crowned a more wicked soul, the King and Protector of Onitsha!

INDEED THE DERICO YOU KNOW WAS “BORN” ON THE DAY HE KILLED CHIEJINA!

After the death of Chiejina, Derico became the undisputed Emperor of Terror in the Land. The Entire Anambra State was in soup and the environs will not be spared too!

At some point, Derico used the town of Umuleri as his hideout. Then from there, he would issue threatening messages to the police that they will pay for killing members of his gang. He also maintained bases in other towns like Agbor, Benin and Asaba.

Indeed, The traders in Onitsha could not display their wares with peace while many slept with one eye open. Derico sacked commercial banks in Onitsha, carting away millions of naira. Travellers who had to pass through the state held their breathes, expecting the hoodlum to strike at anytime.

The then Governor of the state, Chinwoke Mbadinuju, became an old man over night with worries on how to handle the menace of Derico.

He was described as the personification of terror. From Nnewi to Nkpor, down to Onitsha, up to Asaba, from the villages in Umuleri to towns in Ihiala, the old and the young, Men, women and Children were terrified at the mere whisper of Derico Nwamama.

He took over people’s Lands, Businesses, Wives and all his members including members of his family got away with anything cos they were related to him!

At that time, he was said to be invisible and could not be arrested.

According to reports, Derico Nwamama killed over 200 people including 25 police officers whose lives he mercilessly wasted. He was a master of countless bus robberies and will not blink twice before pumping his hot lead bullets into the beating hearts of helpless victims.

And after his successful raids, he would boast and declare himself invincible. Derico seemed to have placed a lot of faith and confidence in the charms prepared for him by the traditional witch doctors.

Indeed, Governor Mbadinuju was not the only one worried about the reign of terror perpetrated by Derico Nwamama as even President Olusegun Obasanjo was enraged that the criminal was left to unleash terror in a part of Nigeria.

The police were helpless and had lost many men to the dreaded bandit and seemed at wits end on what to do to bring him and his gang to book. In May 2001, the Anambra State Police Command launched the Operation Derico which was aimed at capturing Derico and his gang members at all cost.

The police managed to arrest some of Derico's men but he was still elusive as he kept operating with reckless abandon, robbing, killing and kidnapping innocent Nigerians.

THE END OF DERICO NWAMAMA!

In December 2000, Derico and his gang committed the worst crime known to man till date!

They attacked a 59-seater-Luxurious Bus filled to the brim at the Popular Upper Iweka.

The bus was about to leave for Lagos.

After robbing every single person in the bus, they decided to kill everybody on board! Including women and children, and mercilessly, the devil himself (Derico) gave the orders and his men shot all the passengers, execution style and left them for dead! (Only 4 people survived the ordeal)!

After that horrible incident, the then Governor of Anambra State, Chinwoke Mbadinuju didn’t have any other choice but to bring in the Dreaded Bakassi Boys to help save the State.

On Tuesday, July 3, 2001, (If this date is your birthday, then u deserve one bottle of whatever your brand plus one plate of Nkwobi cos that was the day Onitsha, and indeed Anambra State was liberated)!

On the 3rd of July, 2001, Derico was in a bus going from Agbor to Onitsha, on getting to the Onitsha axis of the Bridge Head, The Dreaded Bakassi Boys stopped the bus.

Sensing danger, The Crime Lord Jumped the Window to run away, but before he could make the first after jumping out, the nearest Bakassi member on the scene chopped off his left ear and that was how Derico was captured.

And For a man who thought he was above the law and could not be captured, it was funny how he started crying and pleading for his life. He was taken to Borromeo Hospital for treatment cos he was bleeding profusely.

When news of his capture broke, ever single human being in Anambra State celebrated as if it was the second coming of Christ!

Indeed, Derico met his end in the most awful manner. Before then, the Bakassi Boys had developed a terrible and blood chilling reputation for dealing with suspects and Derico's days were surely numbered from when he was caught.

On the 9th of July 2001, six days after Derico was captured at the Niger Bridge, the Bakassi Boys did to him what many had earlier predicted. Chanting war songs, they drove in their convoy around the town and ended at the Ochanja Market Junction along the popular Upper Iweka Road in Onitsha.

As their buses came to a halt, shouts of excitement and expectation rented the air. Many knew the fate that would befall Derico, so they all trooped to the spot to witness the final judgement on him.

Derico was dragged out from the bus, looking gaunt and severely beaten, a trademark of the vigilante group. His body bore cuts and gashes, a testament to what he must have gone through in their hands. He must also have known that the day of reckoning has come.

He was in obvious pains but no one seemed to care. Still chanting war songs and egged on by the enchanted crowd, one of the commanders of the Bakassi Boys named Okpompi, addressed the crowd, telling them they were in the state not for politics but to fight crime.

He handed over the microphone to the now trembling Derico who, like a coward, began begging for his life to be spared. He made feeble attempts at declaring his innocence:

“My name is Oddy, alias Derico, alias Nwa Mama. I appeal to you the people of Anambra State, please don’t kill me, I don’t like evil. It was when I killed Chiejina that people thought I am a strong guy, you know.

I trust Bakassi Boys. They are strong. Please, mercy for me. Nobody can identify me as having robbed him. People just believe that I am a strong guy.”

He confessed that while he was on the run, he was sheltered by a member of the National Assembly in Abuja. He also confessed that he had two other powerful protectors, one being a member of the Anambra State House of Assembly while the other was the chairman of a local government council.

What was to follow remains one of the most macabre displays of public executions in Nigeria. With the speed of a guillotine, a cutlass handled in the strong arm of one of the Bakassi Boys flew and came down with an unforgiving thud, landing on Derico’s slim neck. In a flash, Derico was beheaded.

TAKE A PAUSE AT THIS POINT AND PLACE YOURSELF ON THE SCENE! MIND YOU, THIS POPULAR DERICO WAS JUST 22 YEARS OLD WHEN HIS HEAD LEFT HIS SHOULDERS!!!

His severed head rolled on the floor before the crowd while his convulsing body collapsed on the ground, with bright-red blood gushing from his carotid arteries. It was like a sacrifice to the gods had just taken place.

The crowd was satisfied and as far as the Bakassi Boys were concerned, that was a clear lesson and message to any criminal bent on making life miserable for the Anambrarians.

With the lifeless remains of Derico still lying on the floor, the people erupted in jubilation, patting one another on the backs and exchanging mutual congratulations after a monstrously grotesque show of iron and blood. That was not the end.

Razor-sharp machetes flew from different directions and chopped his pitiful remains into sizable chunks. Derico’s mangled remains were heaped up, properly rinsed with fuel and set on fire.

AFTER HIS DEATH, LOTS OF MOVIES ABOUT HIM WAS MADE!

BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS!!!

CRIME DOES NOT PAY!


www.naijaonpoint.com/news/read-the-story-of-nigerias-notorious-armed-robber-derico-nwamama-photos.html

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Politics / Governor Dissolves VIO. by Simplest001(f): 6:17pm On Dec 08, 2015
The Kaduna State Government today announced the
dissolution of the Vehicle Inspection Office. A government
statement, signed by Samuel Aruwan, spokesman to the
Governor, disclosed that the closure of the VIO is due to the
corruption and indiscipline of the personnel, and their lack
of respect for the public. The statement also revealed that
an Executive Order giving immediate effect to this decision
has been signed by the Governor, Malam Nasir El-Rufai.
The full text of the government statement reads:
"The Kaduna State Government has dissolved the Vehicle
Identification Office, VIO. The Governor has signed an
Executive Order giving immediate effect to this decision. All
personnel of the VIO are to promptly withdraw from the
streets, and the permanent staff of the agency are directed
to report with their uniforms to the Commissioner for
Works, Housing and Transport. With this decision, the casual
staff have become surplus to requirements and accordingly
dispensed with forthwith. The permanent staff of the defunct
VIO are to report to the Commissioner of Works Housing
and Transport for further instructions. Anyone found on
Kaduna streets purporting to be a VIO from today, Tuesday,
8 December 2015, will be treated as an impostor and will be
arrested by the Police for immediate prosecution for
impersonation. Appropriate announcements will be made
when a replacement agency is ready to commence
operations.
"Following deliberations at the Executive Council and the
Security Council, the government came to the conclusion
that the VIO as currently constituted does not serve the
public interest. The government has noted complaints from
members of the public and the security agencies regarding
widespread indiscipline, misconduct, alleged extortion and
disrespect to citizens by VIO personnel.
"Government is taking steps to review and reassign the
functions hitherto performed by the VIO. A new structure,
fitter for purpose and oriented for proper public service, will
be formed and announced soon.
"While a replacement agency for the VIO is in the works, the
Kaduna State Government wishes to reiterate that no staff or agency of the public service is allowed to collect or receive
cash payments. State laws prohibit the collection of cash
revenues by any person, authority or organization. All
payments to the government must be conducted through a
bank or via electronic channels."
Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 8:02am On Dec 07, 2015
Rival:
What ritual! So why do some girls...from hearsay, lie like a log of wood after all this preparation?
Lolz
Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 7:02am On Dec 07, 2015
TrappKING:
Arrant nonsense!
4 out of "8" points are roughly talking about the same personal hygiene.
Is it suppose to be about fashion
Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 6:59am On Dec 07, 2015
manee2:
Number 8 got me thinking.. mention 1 type of pill abeg.
Google tongue
manee2:
Number 8 got me thinking.. mention 1 type of pill abeg.
Google
Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 6:55am On Dec 07, 2015
Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 6:33am On Dec 07, 2015
ogorkojo:
OP Really?

What do u think?
Romance / 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 10:40pm On Dec 06, 2015
Take away the spontaneous sex that happens once in a
while and are mostly far between, women tend to have a
lot of pre-sex rituals they undergo to prime their minds
and bodies up for lovemaking. The spontaneity that
comes with ripping off her clothes with passion and zeal
is one everyone wants to experience without being
bothered about certain things but it doesn’t always
happen. Women often times enjoy doing certain things
that have become norms before sex which a lot of them
would fail to admit to you.


1. Dress Up In A Sexy Lingerie
They Hardly Ever Use Women tend to have that one sexy lingerie they have hidden in their wardrobes which only comes out for the special sex occasion. Though it does come with the occasional struggle of the right time to put it on.


2. Shave Off The Pubic Hair
There’s a chance your woman wants to be well and cleanly shaved both under her armpits and down there. She definitely wants to prepare a smooth ground for you.


3. Clean And Tidy Up Her Room In A Hurry
Because there’s a little bit of spontaneity in the air, she
might be in a hurry to make her room appear clean and
tidy. A cursory look at her wardrobe might make you see
the mess she quickly cleaned up. And of course, the bed
would be left at its best.


4. Inspect Herself Down There
She surely know that her vulva and clitoris would look
the same as it has always been but she still doesn’t want
to be caught by surprise since you’d be going down there. She wants to be sure no unpleasant surprises come up.
Getting Her Lower Extremity Smelling Nice And Fresh
When you go down on her, you’d probably love her for
smelling all nice and fresh. Thank her for prepping herself up for sex as she most likely used deodorants, sprays and douches to keep herself clean and fresh. She actually put in a bit of effort despite how sensitive those parts her to make you and of course, herself happy.


5. Prepare a Sex Playlist
Because a lot of women are romantic and they wouldn’t
want their moans and groans to be heard by neighbours,
she’d probably prepare a sexual playlist to increase the
intensity of your make out.


6. Talk To Herself In Front Of The Mirror
Whether she’s peeing in the bathroom or brushing her
teeth before you come over, she would stare at the
mirror to reassure herself she’s doing the right thing.


7. Empty Her Bladder
She’d definitely want to get all the fluids in her bladder
out in order to avoid any accidental squirting.


8. Check To Ensure Her Pills Are In Place
No matter how meticulous she is, if she’s having
unprotected sex with you, she’d probably make sure that
her pills are in place and up to date. Either she does this
or she ensures she falls within the right time of her
menstrual cycle.

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