Jarizod:

​REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DONT GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGES​
Some village old women are too much.
Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your
generation.
"Good morning Maama."
Old woman ​"Morning,​
*Is this not Chinedu the son of Ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to Chioma the daughter of the jackfruit seller who fell from a jackfruit tree while staring at the buttocks of Nannozi the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the Musoga from the neighbouring village.. is it not ur grandfather Mzee Katende that died of madness?
Eh, so you have grown so big?"

extremely funny...

Not totally correct op no offense

Good one though