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Jokes Etc › Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Simplyblessing(f): 9:36pm On May 19, 2017

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Jarizod:
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When your mum is trying to call your sibling and you go and do high service and help her to echo the name...the next thing you'd hear is...Oh you are even there.
#Oya_come ...

lol...infact i remember this one. So ANNOYING

Jokes Etc › Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Simplyblessing(f): 9:27pm On May 14, 2017

Jarizod:
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REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DONT GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGES
Some village old women are too much.
Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your
generation.
"Good morning Maama."
Old woman "Morning,
*Is this not Chinedu the son of Ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to Chioma the daughter of the jackfruit seller who fell from a jackfruit tree while staring at the buttocks of Nannozi the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the Musoga from the neighbouring village.. is it not ur grandfather Mzee Katende that died of madness?
Eh, so you have grown so big?"
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extremely funny...

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Romance › Re: How To Know Male Virgin (A Must Read For Ladies ) by Simplyblessing(f): 2:45pm On May 14, 2017

Not totally correct op no offense

Romance › Re: Christian Girls Getting F*cked By Hausa Muslims In My Office. by Simplyblessing(f): 2:40pm On May 14, 2017

Good one though

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