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Kpakam

Lol.

Carsontyqa:
Launch served hot hot They should buy cold pure water to go with it.

Lol.

The kerosene don finish, Ikpeazu needs to act fast.

Kerosene done finish, Ikpeazu needs to act fast.

meavox:
Unfortunately, it will NEVER be a good experience because of the terrible roads. We need to change Nigeria's structure otherwise noting will work properly.

Anyhow, I sha want to have a taste of it. Will reserve it only for smooth roads like in Abuja.

But in lagos, tokumbo SUV will do the job for me.

Carsontyqa:
My VP sir...

children of 8 won't like this...food is sha ready, comman eat.

Yes o.

Shildren of 8 will soon start eating as usual.

The most active vp since pre colonial era.

Very good.

I need to drive a car with zero mileage to see how it looks like.

As in be the first original owner, not the ones wey oyibo don drive taya.

The kerosene don finish, Ikpeazu needs to act fast.

Omenka said it this morning. Nothing as such ever transpired.

It is just one of those lies spread by ipob pigs. They want to build their utopia republic on lies.

omenka:
I doubt Imahi uttered those words. I think Igberetv is relapsing back to their horrible era of lies and propaganda.

Why have they been targetting this man who appears to be the best performing governor in the region at the moment?

What exactly has Umahi done wrong? Are they trying to ostracize him like they did Okorocha? How could a governor say these words?

I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM.

Ikpunnu1:
that thing can't charge a phone naaa

I want repair my pin mouth Nokia charger, you dey collect N50?

Ikpunnu1:
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i said trash trash trash
stop talking nonsense

Okay mechanical engineering phone repairer.

Ikpunnu1:
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trash trash trash
why not focus on the name and location of the culprit like you normally do instead of yarning dust as usual

lol as far as you understood my point no need blowing grammar to suit your bigotry head

Ever busy mechanical engineering phone repairer, you said what?

Ikpunnu1:
how did she survived the labour pain


chaiii isram and pedophile

Busier than the internet pursuing nothing, yet English F9. Go to school Mr mechanical engineering phone repairer.

Oh my... what's this?

And instead posting pictures of the randy old camel, they are brandishing that of the toddler victim? ??

At 75, I swear, I wouldn't mind strangling the old animal to death.

Ikpunnu1:
Simplyleo
come here now

Lol.

The 3rd or 4th moniker so far just this morning.

Nawao. Nairaland is your job, so let me concentrate on mine. When I'm done, I will come and catch my fun.

Pinkybush:
This imbe with imbalance ablongata calling someone FOOLISH PIG has forgetten to call on Mod, pointing to nairaland RULE.

Mynd44 lalasticlala

LeoCriminal:
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shatap

Okay, heading to the office right now. Later when I'm free.

Bobbyfreshh:
At your age u haven't grown pass this BS I pity u sha I'll say it's joblessness,

If you are given a contract to search for the most jobless human being, contact this your brother who was waking me up this morning. He has over 100 monikers, follows at least 100 members, makes at least 500 posts per day. Day and night inclusive. He has achieved about 20 posts this morning within 1hr and still counting.

LeoCriminal:
wakey wakey
arise and shine

LeoCriminal:
wakey wakey
arise and shine

Oh, I woke up late, waiting for my breakfast right now. After that, I go straight to the office. When I clear my table and there is time to catch fun, I will log in again. But for now, I'm getting late.

Meanwhile, you achieved just 46 posts with that other moniker before it got banned, not good enough. So let me follow this one immediately so my counter can get cracking right away.

The number you follow with this moniker isn't encouraging, you need to add at least 15 more so that at least we can achieve around 1000 posts before the day runs out.

Until then, bye for now.

achikolo:
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bull crap and claptrap
stale trash

Time to go to bed, pretty sure by tomorrow morning, you would have achieved over 150 striking.

On my bed and logging out for now.

0ilPUSSY:
[s][/s]bull crap

Stop wasting your time on a jobless man.

Since he has not gotten any job, this has been his only job for over a decade. He is awake even by 3 am just to strike comments. He has more than 100 monikers for this beautiful job.

So, just make your comment when you want to relax on the forum. You might be gainfully engaged and I'm sure you won't have the luxury of time striking comments which has no consequences on you at the expense of your useful time.

achikolo:
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I hear you sir
don't worry you'll enjoy it like i do with time

you don't know how long it took me to get omenka successor
Nobody seems to be qualified
you don't know how frustrating it can be after trying many members
I even taught is equal to the task but he's dulling me and hardly comment unlike before and I don't feel relaxed and fufilled like i always do on omenka

I prayed day and night for omenka replacement till God sent you on a platter of gold to me
remember you're the one that looked for me

God works wonder you know

Leo my boo
I'll never leave you till the end of nairaland

Okay.

Even when I'm off the site for my job?

Anyway, may God never allow you leave this good job.