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Vessi:
You look calabar-aks ish.

nnachukz:
Na lie, no be today. I refuse to touch this cup of Vaseline. Today na Sunday naw. Why op wan help Satan.

Tolexander:
Hmm!

I love the chemistry of the couple!

Please what Deeper Life Church assembly is the wedding taking place?

Abeg you both in the name of your best food, don't try to show your Church pastor this prewedding pictures o. Cos he will sanction you both for touching yourselves before being wedded!

bareal:
I hope you are not referring to us?

ikp120:
Lolzzz

I hope Manchester City will beat Chelsea today, and Barcelona will beat Real Madrid too.

Bab which team are you a fan of?

Nixiepie:
If this is true!

Anna ebiere right now

ikp120:
Lolzzz @ancestors

Babe I saw where you asked him to prove it, but he couldn't. That's where I began to suspect foul play.

So how's your day going baby?

comradespade:
OK thanks for the notification:

ikp120:

That's very serious o. The guy made the thing look so real. I almost fell for that stuff o

So baby how is your day going?

ikp120:
Lolzzz

What's up with that guy that has been calling you out on Nairaland recently?

ikp120:
Morning baby

You sound so sweet this morning, I guess you had a romantic night rest?

comradespade:
hey who d heck are you am only one on nairaland who have the supreme authority to put BABY behind SINAJ so be careful,


hehen baby sinaj how was your night :-/

ikp120:
Baby Sinaj what's up?

ikombe:
something like what

ikp120:
*** Checks her dp ***


You don old na

ikombe:
And whats wrong with it

SycophanticGoat:
If e no dey reach that side, then why we dey see news of how one man or another die on top shuma punna?

Abi you think say to wire punna easy? The first (and only) time wey I go marathon, 10 pm to 8am, with about 2 - 3 hours break in between, omo na two full days I use recorder from body (my laps and waist) pains. I come begin dey fear the girl (she was the youngest girl I ever had sex with, aside my molestation encounter with house girls as a kid - she was only 18 as of then oh)..

And the girl tall come get body, to enjoy the thing, for where! Rather she kept on waking me up after 1hr rest, make I continue the journey of no return. E no be like when I been handle one brief girl. Omo! No style wey me and her no do, even snake in the monkey shadow: I come even hang her for air while the thing dey go on. The brief girl had no choice but to come back for more..

ItsTheBachelor:
I agree.

SycophanticGoat:
Lol.. You never jam. If na those days wey I still dey in the game, wey I fit go marathon, I for say make I clear your doubt but right now, old age done set in..

elampiro:
Home of saints. Life here is interesting. I will invite you over. May be I should have invited you for the Oba's coronation.

Splinz:
You... a nun Then it is settled. There's a 99.9% chances that my granny is a virgin.

ikombe:
This is me then

Splinz:
Well... I have a very big heart. So, I wouldn't mind teaching you sha even if I don't like that shit...

I mean, what a friend for

SycophanticGoat:
You dey find who go break you small waist abi?

henrydadon:
are you a deeper life member ..sister tell us nah..the question was directed at women

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sex.gif

elampiro:
Somewhere in Edo State. Remember, River Niger passed through Edo State.

PaulIdu:
So it's true his mum was the power behind the throne

Splinz:
Pictures, right Nope... you don't need pictures but practical.

elampiro:
It's always a superb aroma from me. You cannot afford to miss it. In my culture, our common dinner is pounded yam or eba with egusi or ogbono or okra groundnut soup. We like to add dried 'river fish', cat fish or the likes.

So we go.