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naijamakossa:
COME mek I double click ur head so that u can Remer something hahaha

STFUareyouG0d:
if you neck ever had to carry this head of mine, you'll understand why I always bend my head. Lol

When I have nothing to say, or I don't wanna say what I've got in mind or I can't be bothered stressing myself, I just drop the " " as charity comment

olajazz:
Asin I like there work oo..

STFUareyouG0d:
you like having smoke come out of your head. Why?

FlySly05:
You're mean, callous and blunt and I like that.

Skmoda360:
i need to sleep on this, this girl is funny..wake me up later..happy weekend.

chichichilolo1:
you harsh ooo

TWOYANSH:
Got her number, you change your whatsapp DP freshest...dz babe must trip

STFUareyouG0d:

SycophanticGoat:
Don't mind the Obote nla. She didn't even confront them there and register her grievance (which was cowardly of her), she also didn't think it wise to confront the bride, whom she claimed to be her friend (which was unreasonable of her), but she was quick to post it on Nairaland which is most foolish thing to do.

I know her type. Probably the type that goes to weddings (after probably begging to be among the ashoebi) expecting to back home with[b] food on the left hand and a man (husband material) on the right,[/b] but she was disappointed.

Iamsynord:
Yes Op


aliens and extraterrestrials beings exist..


This reminds me of me own experience with an alien ..,. I was just six and had gone to pluck unripe cashew near the burial ground in the town, which i will burn to bring nut so that i will eat with garri at home ,,,

I was still plucking when this great white light shone on me... I tried to move but i could not... I tried lifting my hands, no.,., legs ..,., no too.... Ok


suddenly wind started blowing and thunder and lightning struck three times as i counted it... I was terribly frightened as i couldnt run and i started singing prayer is the master key

suddenly a frog like creature jumped and licked its lips...

I could see like six of them coming from every direction.

' sekum kauen dkahs hakksk ah ' one of them say...

Gaj sjagd aja dudu " ... La penis akaja la swerta do yoghiti uhun a nurise ' the other replied and they all laughed...

All this while i was screaming and shouting for help around 7pm in the night..

Maka yaka potato la chop humane intestinee..... The 6 or 7 creatures just shouted together as claws sprung from their hand and they dripped saliva as they approached me....

Maka lickaa la foode........ Humanle a sweera pon bloddka kakkakka...

I screamed jesus ,,,,


by the time i woke up from the dream in the parlour, i saw a dvd collection of E T,Ghost ship and predators beside me, a cd i had watched the previous night.. :;(

Strahovski1:


You refuse post your full pix

@op fvck off get a life forget women.

Irishrena1:
On nairaland? You try. Clap for yasef

Irishrena1:
How can I have a Chinese look alike now?

morganist99:
^^ weren't you the one that ran away from home opposite kfc @ Rumuadara Port Harcourt

naijamakossa:
hahaha

u see ur life?

tosyne2much:
You don't have to mock people for lucidly expressing their minds.. It's paramount to know that not everybody can speak like you do, so it's good to always respect other people's ways of talking

I know you're very happy to have garnered such amount of likes for downgrading the OP.. I know for sure that you will soon get to a stage in life when you learn to overlook certain things because wisdom or intelligence is not measured by accurate use of grammar or tenses

francisbarrack:
Wu ur grammar help? It's beta u wake up. Ur mate r counting dols, r here checking grammar

omosedollar:
She know of his grammar before going to his house

amadice:
...I read the post, saw the mistake, I understood what he meant to say, advising him isn't necessary unless I see or pm him privately.

after all English isn't our language...

FuckTheMods:
over look the typo errors or you shut the fvck up.
Mrs i too know
mtchew