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kinglekan:
Tell am well well ooo. Dem go just beat am, straf am welll well join sef.

Hehehhehehe

Uyi168:
Bring her to my office 4 virginity test....i can detect a virqin wen i c one..

ifex370:
use my phone...


you must finish this talk today

delors:
Guy, why na? Leave the girl alone nah...abi e get girl wey no dey do mouthie for her guy? If yours no get that on her cv, e no mean say other Chics go be like yours na...
@Sinaj, no mind am jare...I like your mouth.

DAIL:
;Dyour boo must b one crazy dude for behaving like his life depend on it....konji na bastard

prettythicksme:
I tell,sinaj no ever try that shit with a man

kinglekan:
Olodooo!!!

vickerz:
funny enough, nobody mentioned sinaj, im still getting to know her, buh trust me, she has potential

Orijin101:
Oluwa mii oooooo
king of kings
lord of lords
Jehovah El shadai
Jehovah hell shall die
Jehovah hell shall not stand
The lord who found an axe in the river, what a great ultimate searcher
the lord who pathed the red sea, what a great road maker
the lord who fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, what a great multiplier
the lord who created the whole world within 7 days, what a great scientist
the lord who turned fire into air-conditioner, what a great thermo-cool
the lord who fed Israelites with manna in the wilderness, what a great food rainer
the lord who didn't let me die from a terrible sickness years ago, what a great doctor
the lord who blessed me and my family bountifully, what a great father Abraham
the lord dashed a virgin woman pregnancy with doing gbamugiaga, what a great magician
the lord who help David to conquer Goliath, what a great killer
the lord who help Solomon in possessing thousands of wives and concubines, what a great hook up God
the lord gave ishilove the power to ban, what a great banner
the lord who gave lalasticlala the grace of front-page, what a great supermod
the lord who made seun the CEO of nairaland, what a General overseer
the lord who let us experienced a free and fair election, what a great peacemaker

Infact, you all should help me PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

cc: ishilove
alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
lalasticlala
2dice
fabdedon
sinaj
tohpahz
prettythicksme
lordhugo
kinglekan
tosyne2much
buygala
blackett
fulaboy
fulaman
chimerase
chimerase2
missclassy
chiam55
lala247
adaobi12
ronald4life
farano
valmunich
midehi
tr0ublemaker
thesonofmark
all my fellow E-weeder
ipledge
falconey
lagmostkuit

alberto2k:

*falls from okro tree

*climbs again


Oriiiiiii

*coughs*

Orijiiin!

*coughs again, almost chokes*



*falls from okro tree again, breaks leg, gets bruised arm

*climbs again, hugs branch

Looooool!!!

*falls again, faints and Die*


*Resurrects*

Father Lord I thank you for this laugh/madness courtesy of the weed u gave us

menix:
Bro nah College of Education u go?

Kindly go back nd read, infact go back nd read again cous am confused where u saw ur news...

Ibu d English teacher.

Airforce1:
I don't easily get provoked

BushidoBlue:
You do have sweet lips.

alberto2k:
[b]thanks for the nomination guys..
Here goes mine

Heavenly father I thank you
For the heavenly grace you've given me to see today
I thank you for life of my family
I thank you for the life of my friends, my neighbours and the strangers iam yet to meet
I thank You for the food that I cooked today(e no burn, so momsy go allow me hear word 2day)
I thank you for creating weed, cuz I know non of your creation is a mistake
I thank you for everything Baba God

Ominipotent God,
Ominiscience God
Ominipresence God

I say thank you baba, I'm breathing fine lasan.. Its enough reason to say thank you
I thank you for keeping me alive today, I exalt ya holy name baba
Almighty Almighty
Boss above the biggest and highest Bosses
My only Oga at the top
The ancient of Days
The Iam that Iam
The unchangeable change

Chukwu imela, Na gode Baba na, Oluwa e seun!
Gracias Dios
Iam grateful from the depth of my heart Jehovah

Cc:
Orijin101
Kingtom (Baba touch and soften the heart of ishi.love)
Stephenqueen
Fabdedon
2dice
Fulaboy
Jacksparrow
Acekid4c
Harrysterol
Kinglekan
Mizkeleke
Andystudentggrin
Sinaj
Prettythicksme
Lagmoskuit
Ipledge
Falconey
Valmunich
Lordhugo

Make una call the rest ooo... My screen don dey cry
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starlingslimnet:
Unfortunately i don't know who Rihanna is because i........