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If u ask us. Na who we go ask??

Non of the above

She fine pass her mom

100m too much na I fit slap am 2wice

makkitush: thank u very much.just a draw nd they are all rejoincing as if we were thrashed 6-0.they are sooooo jealous of chelsea.

jealous of confused club I dnt tink so

makkitush: DRY, not funny at all. Try smthing else.

if e no funny mak I turn 2 glo sim card

dotcomnamename: Phone RINGS……….. Mourinho picks the phone..



MOURINHO: Helo who is on the line?

ANCELOTTI: Its me your friend Carlo Ancelotti

MOURINHO: Haaa, Carlo how’re things in Madrid?

ANCELOTTI: Things are hot O! I don’t even know whether Real Madrid will sack me

MOURINHO: Haaa, you deserved to be sacked. How could you allow Di Maria and Ozil to join those people?

ANCELOTTI: But I thought you are leading the EPL table at the moment?

MOURINHO: Leading what? don’t you know Chelsea before? My team are only pretending, they are leading the table temporary, were you not alive last season? You know where we finished last season.

ANCELOTTI: But you have Diego Costa, Hazard, Willian, Ramirez, Terry and others? They can win you the EPL and CL.

MOURINHO: Win what? Stop there, do you watch them in World Cup? They can make Germany lose to MK Dons in league one. They only know how to pretend at the beginning of EPL season. I won’t be surprised if they go trophyless again this season O!

ANCELOTTI: Haaaaaaaaaa, if you go trophyless again this season Abramovich will sack you O!

MOURINHO: I know, I’ve already prepared myself to receive the sack letter O!

ANCELOTTI: I watch that goal machine last weekend, did you see that goal he scored against Man City?

MOURINHO: Who?

ANCELOTTI: Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal, that boy is a wizkid, he even pakurumo… Don’t let your defenders near him O!

MOURINHO: Haaa I’ve warned John Terry and Cahil to stay away from that boy Sanchez O!

ANCELOTTI: How is Wenger?

MOURINHO: Wenger? Arsenal fans are looking for him, they will beat him to coma if they find him o, he deceived them by saying he would sign players, he only sign this wizard Sanchez and some replacement, he refused to sign defensive midfielder and vermaelen replacement O!

ANCELOTTI: I know Wenger very well, he is a specialist in stingy, if Wenger give you One dollar to buy something he will collect his change o, very stingy man.

MOURINHO: Mind your speech towards Wenger O!, don’t try to call him specialist in failure because you will go trophyless, it happened to me last season, 24 hours after I called him specialist in failure, that was the beginning of my failure until I went trophyless for 2 years now. So mind your speech towards Wenger O!

ANCELOTTI: Thanks for telling me, but how is Fabregas doing?

MOURINHO: Fabregas what? He is there pretending with assist, he will soon flop, Barcelona are waiting to laugh when he start to flop in few months.

ANCELOTTI: So who is going to win the EPL in England?

MOURINHO: Haaaaa, I don’t know oo, the league is still open until few months, but please don’t tell anyone I say this o.

ANCELOTTI: So Arsenal still trophyless now?

MOURINHO: No oo, Arsenal are ruling London at the moment, they won two trophies within 3 months, only God knows how they did it o. I’m even beginning to think maybe I have a spiritual problem O! I was not like this before.

ANCELOTTI: Well, take heart, your time will come again.

MOURINHO: I have to go now, I need to attend to this pretender Diego Costa, he’s got another injury, we are in serious problem now.

ANCELOTTI: Wait wait wait, How is Manchester United doing?

MOURINHO: Haaaa don’t kill me with laugh o, Watford are better than Man United now o! They finished 7th on the table last season, they won many pre-season matches but only to start offering 3 points again early this season in EPL. They’ve spent about £150 million now and managed to beat QPR 4-0 a newly promoted club that Tottenham also beat 4-0 recently, they’ve been celebrating since last weekend till now just because they beat QPR O! You really need to pray for Man United because I don’t think they will go to Champions League again this season.

ANCELOTTI: You don’t mean it, are you serious? Anyway, I will call you later, I’m trying to persuade C.Ronaldo to stay at Madrid as he’s threaten to leave.

MOURINHO: Let him come to EPL, he will flop, he thinks EPL is like before? Haaaaa… I will ring you later.


End of Conversation

laf won scatter me ooooo

Arsenate: the problem with Chelsea fans is that they love trolling and dissing other teams but they can't seem to handle it when it's been dished to them.

nobody get fat mouth pass them

ginajet: no I will not

u rili need 2

Jregz: chelsea fans no just dey get sense at all

I swear

olatade: Any club that wants free 3 points should visit emirates stadium and any club that's wants to be destroyed...just visit stamford bridge

na small small clubs dy scata chelsea una go soon see

Danelo: Arsenal !!!
If you support Arsenal as a club, Super Eagles as a national team, live in Nigeria and use MTN.... My brother, my sister you are a survivor!

FACT!

onyeomaonyeoma: arsenal fans we thank una for business well done on welbeck.....another business await u guys in person of Ashley young.
#INARSENEWENGERWETRUST#

another quality player. Lol

Antell95: I can't wait 2 play Arsenal.. Di Maria, Falcao, Blind, Wazza, RVP & Herrera will kill them all

broda I can't wait 2. Infact we can't wait

Padipadi: I m suffering 4rm Welbeck's shock!

take heart next time he go score. But dnt no where he go score d goal ooo fit be 4 una post

MabraO: Ok na
Dats all I can say

cos derz nothing more 2say

MabraO: Lailai
Because manure manage win qpr una don arrive abi
I pirri una

man u no fit stay 9years empty handed was it 9 or 6years arsenal stayed??

MabraO: Ochon wen he starts banging in goals una two go go drink super glue that day

we won't be needing it but u will

This 2 0 no do me shaa

MabraO:
As in ehn
Me sef tire for myself

oga na u do ur self see as my man united no go am stil chiling lev arsenal enta everton dy won't stress u much

MabraO: Not al all

den ur case is rili critical

ochon: Welbeck to Assanal for £15 million. What a great business. God bless Van Gaal.

abundantly !!!

MabraO: [b]U not helping matters]/b]

sori super glue can't do?

Mak una relax I no welbeck he go score hatrick 88min 89mins and 90mins.

MabraO: Arsenal breaking my heart right now

original super glue just 50naira

jimmy4x: Arsenal sold Van persie to Man u, he helped them win the league that season, same Man u sold Welbeck to Arsenal, see what Welbeck is doing to this team.

we rili owe arsenal 4 van persie

Seriously I don't no

Na their business

Haters how market

We winning dis one weda haters lyk it or not

sheddyboy: ar u serious?

ya

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