₦airaland Forum

the only thing that will make jagaban get a little vote in SE is the fate of MNK

you can take it to the bank

talking from an APC member

by the tim they start their attacking/killing spree in katsina again which is in their DNA....we will never have pity or show any solidarity with them.
See people we dey have pity on .....

Segunbabba:
https://thenationonlineng.net/obis-presence-has-strengthened-partys-confidence-nationwide-adc/

They no dey tell person.

Shebi Labour Party say na them give am popularity, make we see how many votes wey LP go garner in the incoming election

nairalanda1:
We know, you don't like hausas,,amirite

our mumu don do abeg

nairalanda1:
So celebrating circumcision means celebrating inept government?

You can walk and chew gum at the same time, you know.

Bros, abeg, this one no suppose make headline at all. There’s a reason why North dey where dem dey for development matter.
You go ever hear Lagos governor dey brag say ‘I sponsor circumcision’ as achievement? Abeg, e get why.
Make una stop celebrating premium foolishness. People dey chop hunger like gala, and una dey busy dash money for circumcision. Next thing now, una go sponsor wedding with mattress and bedspread as souvenir.
Who swear for us like this

1. Sarcastic Tone
“Ah yes, because nothing screams ‘celebrity lifestyle’ like hiring a man who looks like he just graduated from the University of Shepe and majored in Oncolos Studies. Bravo! Who needs professionalism when you can have pure chaos behind the wheel?”

2. Savage Tone
“Looking at this guy, I’m convinced his CV says: Skills – Drinking shepe, arguing at bus stops, and honking unnecessarily. And you, a whole celebrity, said: ‘Yes, that’s my guy!’ We had trained drivers waiting, but you went and hired an agbero with a PhD in confusion.”

3. Playful Tone
“Celebrity goals: fancy cars, designer clothes, and… an agbero driver who probably thinks seatbelts are decorations. Honestly, looking at him, I bet his playlist is just ‘Shepe Anthem’ on repeat. You didn’t hire a driver; you hired a vibe!”

nairalanda1:
Apparently the fact of a governor's wife sponsoring free circumcisions , which is a public health intervention, for the poor is an occasion to call on Lugard

Circumcision is also done in the south too. And I have been part of christian missionary trips which included free surgical procedures including circumcision for babies.

Circumcision prevenits something called phimosis and a host of other infections too.

Your criticism is strange really

the issue is that you guys always celebrate ineptitude of your government....Imagine in this 21st century, we are celebrating mediocre. Is this news supposed to make headlines? nawaooo

kay29000:
In egbeda-idimu area, carwash bus stop, when I bought two days ago from the MRS there, it was still 850 naira...and later that day I bought at MRS lawanson in surulere for 739. Generally, I like buying from Nepal filling station in akowonjo cos their meter is accurate. I have personally done an experiment to prove this by buying the same amount in 4 liter keg...it was more at Nepal than at MRS Car wash bus stop even though they were both selling at 885 at the time.

Thank you for the highlight. God bless you

Hezzyluv:
This list is a padded list. I wasn't expecting to see Nigeria on the list not to talk of being in top ten.

dey play

If you'd attended all the masses in 2025, it means you are not ambitious.

AWONEYAN:
Is this what is next for him?
Two expired spent layers getting married at low salvage value.

Secretary to the Federal Government thinking of how to do honey moon when Trump was helping us to deal with the terrorist

The woman marrital CV is super crazy..
She was once married to.....
1. Former Governor of Jigawa State
2. Dubai Business man
3. Ooni of Ife
4. Qatar Prince

And now....
5. George Akume (SGF)

Am surprised she is wearing white gown. She should have put on campala of many colors

chai! she don collect enof premium opueh ooo

heavenhills:
I heard that she is blind now. Her last public outing was IBB's book launch. She couldn't even go out for public presentation during the event. She is obviously a very strong woman. Daughter of Ogbara in Ikorodu.

she is visibly impaired

jice:
Its N820 - N850 in my area in Alimosho ooooo

where in Alimosho, which particular filling station?

....i stays at Akowonjo road and they are all selling 739

chai....it will never be well with Lord Lugard anywhere he is, aswear

How did i found myself in the same country with this lunatics

Akpabio 1 Natasha 7

First half

walk out is very important

What concerns me even more is the contradiction: individuals who advocate for the implementation of Sharia and jihad in the region often do not send their children to countries aligned with those ideologies, such as Afghanistan, Iraq, or Iran. Instead, they prefer to provide their children with Western education in European countries.

This man of God is always on social media for the wrong reasons

Bandits and Terrorists are busy annihilating your people and you that is suppose to protect them are busy looking for bottles of beer to destroy.

Inside life

he don dey age ooo

Anytime, i see this pastor, i always remember his audacity on fake prophecies on covid 19.

The Tinubu i know very well will never sack the guy....

Sacking the guy will make his government looks very weak and undecisive

if you cant fart in the presence of your partner, you guys are simply living in the atmosphere of illusion and denial

funny enough, those her brothers will be collecting 'opueh' from their own girlfriends steady and even from 'olosho' but if na their sister do otherwise, it will be a haram.

this life no balance atall

Ironfaceman:
https://www.the-sun.com/news/15562925/teen-gagged-tied-swamp-drown-brothers-honour-killing/

i dont know why all jihadists will always leave their shithole countries only to go and settle in western countries to be committing atrocities upadan.

what were they thinking in the first place.

defection looming

Please what is even the least academic qualification required to join military

Is it that someone can just wake up and join military without going to school cos i know this Boko Haram animals don't go to school

I don't believe this story...something is telling me that the husband is trying to blackmail his wife allegedly


It might be a case of the owner giving a dog a bad name first before killing it.