MizMyColi: Better as always....Thank You. You're doing great I believe?

Yes I'm fine....

MizMyColi: I sent you an introductory mail last night as soon as I saw your mention

I slept off almost immediately I mentioned you. Your mail was well received, and a reply was sent as well. The network has been messy all day, preventing me from using the internet. How are you doing?

MizMyColi, I thought it necessary that you and I should write to each other from time to time..... No harm in us knowing ourselves a little more outside this platform. I could be reached via.........


You might as well drop your email address and I promise to write to you soonest.....

Cheers!


@Kingphilip, IfyAngela and dre11, let me announce by way of progress report that after I dropped my email address here, I've been receiving lots of crazy mails from light brain guys disguising as women telling that familiar and weak story of refugee and wealthy father bla bla bla. Well, MizMyColi graciously suggested I do some modifying to the post. How that eluded my mind all this while still baffles me. That's something to report about instead of keeping you all in the dark. [i]MizMyColi, I thought it necessary that you and I should write to each other from time to time..... No harm in us knowing ourselves a little more outside this platform. I could be reached via.........


You might as well drop your email address and I promise to write to you soonest.....

Cheers!


@Kingphilip, IfyAngela and dre11, let me announce by way of progress report that after I dropped my email address here, I've been receiving lots of crazy mails from light brain guys disguising as women telling that familiar and weak story of refugee and wealthy father bla bla bla. Well, MizMyColi graciously suggested I do some modifying to the post. How that eluded my mind all this while still baffles me. That's something to report about instead of keeping you all in the dark. [/i]MizMyColi, I thought it necessary that you and I should write to each other from time to time..... No harm in us knowing ourselves a little more outside this platform. I could be reached via.........


You might as well drop your email address and I promise to write to you soonest.....

Cheers!


@Kingphilip, IfyAngela and dre11, let me announce by way of progress report that after I dropped my email address here, I've been receiving lots of crazy mails from light brain guys disguising as women telling that familiar and weak story of refugee and wealthy father bla bla bla. Well, MizMyColi graciously suggested I do some modifying to the post. How that eluded my mind all this while still baffles me. That's something to report about instead of keeping you all in the dark.

MizMyColi: *lightly scratching my head - one eye closed; the other slightly open, grinning all the way*
Errmm.... SirBigH ....are you psychic?

I'm impressed, more like "blushingly impressed". Thank You and I'm inspired.

You're welcome!

It has to be MizMyColi. I don't know her in person, don't know what her face looks like (as if it matters), but each time I read her comments, I have a feeling that behind the monicker, there's a strong personality, a woman with strong positive character. And oh, I may just be wrong in my independent assessment of her. But yes, she's my crush in a positive sense.

TyConcepts, first I want say a big sorry for the data loss. As one of your most loyal customers whose desire is to see you succeed, I was deeply pained by the development. However, I consoled myself with that fact that the pilot behind TyConcept (Yoney007) has the ability, enthusiasm and passion to continue propelling things not minding the set back.


When I first saw her old thread, one thing I noticed about Yoney007 was her often transparent, organized, robustly articulate and sincere handling of clients and prospective ones. I transacted business with her without qualms and my tab was delivered to me as paid for.


Yoney007 is one and the same person as Tyconcepts.... Just go ahead and order for your goods and be assured it will be delivered promptly irrespective of your location. Am still rocking the tab I bought from her months ago. God bless your efforts Yoney007 (TyConcepts)

When she announced to me via SMS that she's in flyover, a new form of excitement greeted my mood. From afar, and with car lights shinning at her, I saw a giant chick standing, looking confused and scared. She was on a black trouser and ash coloured top both fitting perfectly to her body complementing her white slippers. Her gold earrings on her double piercing ear was radiant in the night. She tied a black small faced leather watch and a gold hand chain. She was looking cute and smell nice too.
"Hi" I said to her, "thank God who for journey mercies" I continued.

Without waiting for a formal introduction, she hugged me warmly and said "I'm glad I made it here today, happy to see you". The hug lasted for about 30 seconds and I introduced my friend to her and they exchanged pleasantries. Soon, my friend handed me the money I requested with a little extra and excused himself to leave but not without telling me "guy, I don dey look this girl since, if e too heavy you, call me". I just laughed and discharged him. Myself and Uduak made our way to my place.


I was walking in close proximity with her that I couldn't check her rear to see the deposit of flesh our creator left there while molding her. Nonetheless, I consoled myself with the fact that she'll be spending days with me so I'll have hundreds of opportunity to not only look and admire, but to also....... Few minutes before 9pm, we arrived at my place and NEPA as they were formerly called acted right for the first time in a long time by blessing me with light. I ushered her in, flicked the switch on, dropped her bag on the table and behold, here she is. Her two giant boobs were firmly fixated to her body, starring at me, her hips were broad like like an ocean, her rear was massive like the pile of yams in a barn, her skin was looking smooth and radiant, her smile was infectious and her voice very calm. Only turn off was that she was two times bigger than what I saw. Photos could be deceitful, they only tell a story. Uduak was massive in size, she was fat.



"I know you've not had anything to eat since you left Calabar, you need to eat something before you you take a shower, and gist me on how your day has been" I told her. I quickly went to the suya seller in my hood and bought us some good quantity. I bought some oranges too and quickly returned home to fry some plantain in the kitchen. In less than 20minutes, dinner was ready: Fried ripe plantain with suya, cabbage, tomatoes and onion. After eating, I told her she needed to shower or rather we needed to go to the bathroom together. She was coy in her smile and said she want to do it alone to afford her the privacy to wash herself intoto. In my mind I was like, ghen gehn -------->>>>>


The events that followed afterwards is too long. Remember her se.xul preference and all that? It wasn't a small thing between us......

First, I need to come up with a strategy on how to bring her to PH because if she does come eventually, as the sharpest striker that I am, and based on how deeply we've flirted, something inevitably will happen.

Several attempts were made to no avail so I come dey form vex. For days, I didn't chat or call her. I made myself practically incommunicado and in my mind, she was restless. Indeed she was after I picked up the phone on the fourth day of my strategizing. "Why are you treating me like this?" She inquired. I was holding the phone, half interested and she got the message that her "bobo mi" has changed towards her. That same evening, she sent me a text that she made me a cake to apologize for any wrong done and that she'll send it in the morning via a transport company. My initial reaction was, 'forget the flour cake and bring me the human cake for proper consumption'. I received the cake with my name on it and an inscription that reads: "I'm sorry bobo". I just smiled and invited some of my mad buddies to come and eat cake. Maybe the taste of the cake worked magic, I started taking her calls again and things returned to normal. I didn't invite her again until when the Muslims will be having their end of Ramadan fast salah and a public holiday was declared.


I asked her to come and spend the public hols with me. This time, with no resistance, she agreed and asked when she'll be coming. The day finally arrived and a fresh bedding was used to exchanged the barely one week old one already in use. The room was cleaned to perfection, the tiles were given special mopping and it was left shinning like the early morning sun setting in the desert. The air fresher was oozing fresh scent and everything was perfect, awaiting the arrival of "babi mi" all the way from Calabar. At noon that day, she called to tell me that she's scared of coming as she hasn't done this before. I reminded her there's always a first time to everything and she should give it a try. I ended by telling her "babi, just do it for us. Jesus is coming soon and since I don't know where you'll be spending eternity, just come let me see you here on earth". That got her laughing so hard and she said she'll be leaving to get a bus at the park in two hours time. I warned that she will arrive at night but she was adamant and didn't take my advise.


After about 2hours or so, she called to inform me that she's booked a bus coming to PH and already taken her sit. I rejoiced on the news and from that moment, I started counting in minutes, her arrival this day will be good as the next two days will be public holidays. She was giving me minute by minute update on their movement up until when she says that she feels like puking and her mind is uneasy. At that point, assuring her will be needless as she's already gone half of the journey. I quickly dashed out to use the nearest ATM and it was as if the universe conspired against me that day albeit negatively. The machine wouldn't dispense cash and yet keep debiting me. After several attempts, my card was swallowed by the machine like a hungry giant cobra will do to its prey. What further aggravated my anger was when the security man on duty announced thus: "Oga no vex, come collect the card next week. Person wey go bring am out no dey now".

I told myself that it was unnecessary getting angry so I called one of my friends staying in Old GRA to come to my rescue because I must a clear this goods and make a very good first impression on her, maybe that could be the only impression. Meanwhile, my "babi mi" was still in transit, coming to see "bobo mi". It was getting dark already when my friend called and ask that I meet him at mile one flyover (park). I soon arrived and we had our normal boys chitchat and he joined in waiting for my goods. We identified a spot called 'Sangana Hotel' and sat there to wait while opening some green bottles of some cold stuffs straight from the brewer and down to the freezer. It was some minutes past 7pm when she called to say the traffic on Aba road is heavy and the bus stopped her at Bori Camp. I thought about going over to pick her but she told me that some good Samaritan offered to give her a lift to park. Trust PH guys na, them no dey carry last. Although she was not comfortable in the car as she said, I comforted her and she arrived my location in about 40 minutes time or more.

.......And so during the era of 2go, a friend shared a chick with me staying in Calabar while I live in PH. Our conversation was genial, friendship between us was awesome as she knows how to keep a conversation going. Weeks into our daily chat, I requested for her number and as if I was not expecting it, she obliged with a big YES and sent the number.

Uduak had the most perfect voice I've heard and to top it, her pictures displayed on her profile weren't disappointing. I noticed she's big, with round bulky eyes like an owl, beautiful skin like a freshly harvested ripe Cameroonian banana. She speaks the Yoruba language fluently as she was a student in UI then and has a private business which she runs as an interior decorated/caterer. As night becomes day, our bond was becoming tighter and tighter by the day. We will chat from late in the evening and when it's 12:30am, she'll call me and our conversation will continue. We flirt a lot during these period; Uduak was already deeply in love.


Weeks became months and months into our adventure, she had progressed from calling me my name to calling me "bobo mi" and I in turn reciprocate by calling her "baby mi" which sets her giggling uncontrollably as she enjoys the name like a hot bread laced with margarine and a cup of hot Milo drink. I often told her how much I'd like for us to see, reminding her how awesome it will be biting softly her giant ni.pples as has been revealed in her many pictures sent. I was already looking forward to seeing her as it has been over 3months since we started playing and you know, things like this are better taken quickly before the passion begin to wane. My constant invitation for her to visit me in PH was stylishly rejected without cogent reason until one night when she dropped the bomb to me: "I've been dating a guy for sometime now and he loves me dearly, problem between us is I feel strange anytime he tries to get intimate with me, I don't enjoy him touching me, I am a lesbian".

I was torn between two emotion of love and hatred when she told me how she was molested by some guys and ever since, she decided to embrace same sex for sexual pleasure. I was devastated, after all our flirtatious conversations, will I lose out? I became curious, in fact as an adventurer, I said I must get in between her legs, massage her boobs with my hand and lips. In fact, this chick regardless of her sexual orientation, I MUST CONQUER her.

thankyouJesus:
are you sure we are not related?

Hehehehe. It's possible....

thankyouJesus:
I could rapport with you on this. There is this my friend that lend money from me, [use it to pay his school fees] he promised to pay back before march ending. I specifically told him that ''I am going to use the money early july''. Uptil now, stories upon stories. The form is closing by 7th july [GCE]. What pains me alot was his account of how he spent his holidays when among friends, ''I went to shoprite'', ''I bought this for my girlfriend'' etc. May God help me.

He just took advantage of the fact that we've left school and we are in different cities to hold my cash.... Sadly, I trust people easily, maybe that's my undoing. Sorry about your own disappointment. Some people don't deserve being extended goodness to.

For me, it is not about lustful glances at the boobs because there's apparently nothing attractive most times in the bosom of a breastfeeding mum..... However, my contention is about the rightness of a public display of the boobs. One can always find somewhere hidden to do the breastfeeding.

Who is talking about selfishness? Na me get breast? I just feel something is not right about it simple. Baby will have to eat but wifey should go to a secluded place to do the bossom feeding for our child. If you think it is right, good and fine but for me, I'll discourage madam from exposing her stuffs. Happily as I heard, there's a bra in the market that enables a woman to just unzip and bring out only her nipples so baby can suck. It is just plainly embarrassing to see a woman exposing her b.reast in the public.

I've trained my mind to show little or no emotions when disappointments come in life, in relationship, in career and even in my leisure activities like watching my darling Arsenal FC go trophyless for 9years before the jinx was finally broken months ago with our triumph in the FA cup. However, there's this guy whom I call a friend back in school. If I enumerate how helpful I've been to him, then it will mean am blowing my trumpet. So I'll just skip that part. He betrayed my trust when I used his account for a certain scholarship money transaction. He was suppose to remit the cash to me but you won't believe he stopped taking my calls and wouldn't reply my text messages. Funny how the true nature of man will be known when money is involved. I had to let go after several attempts to persuade him to send the money to my account...... Now he's burned the bridge of like friendship, not because the money is too big, but because I value friendship and loyalty alot.

I've been saying it from day one, I won't like my wife to feed our baby in public exposing a very sensitive place in her body like her boobs. Truthfully, I see it as awkward a woman bringing out her boobs in public. There's something about it that just doesn't seem right to me.

Candidates who scored 180 and above in the last Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, UTME, conducted by the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, can now secure admission into their universities of choice.


Chairman of the Policy Committee on admissions to tertiary institutions and Supervising Minister of Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike, who disclosed this today said the committee has also pegged the cut-off mark for admission into polytechnics and colleges of education for the 2014/2015 session at 150. The Minister charged the respective institutions to abide by admission guidelines into the nation’s tertiary schools.


SOURCE: http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/fg-pegs-cut-off-admission-into-varsity-at-180/

I hope You Change Your Belief After Reading This !!!

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Ok,
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Young Lady, Can you answer a few questions please?
Right! Can you date someone that is not handsome?
Well, some ladies do right?

What about...
Dating a guy that does not have money to even send you even a recharge card?
Hmmm, difficult right? Ahaaah!
Can a woman seriously date a guy that glaringly does not have a prospect of giving her the
title; "Mrs"... ?
As in marrying her anytime in the future?
It's possible right?
How about dating a guy that she has found out cannot satisfy her in bed?
Trouble abi?
What if he has burns on his body, while you are ok?
Would you accept him if he comes to love you?
You no go run? Hehehe.


What if he is an illiterate while you re a graduate?
Na gobe abi? Which woman would date a guy that she does not gain anything from, material or
immaterial


Now to the guys,


Ok na::::::
Omooh, Can you date a girl that has no shape?
I mean, no bakassi, no headlamp!
Manage-able shey?
What about a girl from a poor family? As long as she fine abi?
What about a girl wey wor-wor?
You no wan talk? Lol,
ok! What about a girl wey no go school?
Hmmmm.
What if the girl blind nko, You fit date am? E dey happen for Nollywood shey?
What if the babe no dey clean na?
Turn off abi?
What if her womb don damage?
Hmmm,
Which guy go date a woman wey him no go gain from, materially or immaterially?


But now check outA: moderately fine babe wey don finish school,
wey dey work better work,
with straight legs and clean hygiene, she is healthy,
probably from an 'okay' family,
THIS NA EVERY MAN'S DREAM. Again,
A smooth good-looking guy who is well employed,
Living in his own good apartment,
In good health too,
With a smooth ride,
Feeling the good money, THAT NA EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.


Summary of the case:

This thing we call love in Naija is just cover-up's to our SELFISH DESIRES, which our impulse
drive us to as humans.
The Truth is;
WE CAN NEVER DATE OR seemingly love SOMEONE THAT CANNOT BE OF ANY GAIN TO US.
Neither Can We Marry Them... Yet, we claim that WE LOVE.
Love is SELFLESS...
But We are Naturally SELFISH.


FINAL CONCLUSION:

If It Is Not Selfless, It Is Not Love,
Our Love Is Not Selfless therefore,
we do not Love. Let's find another name for that feeling instead. Love Don Die For Naija!!!



Any Objection

MANGAM: I was thinking am the only person thinking like dis? Thank God somebody is saying my mind. Very boring and disappointing wit nothing special to watch out for.

Truth it bores me like mad..... Maltina dance all is even more fun than this Nigerian Got Talent.

That's yet another thing. The judges are clearly inexperience in this area of entertainment. I expected them to watch Britain's got talent on YouTube and see how Simon, David, Amanda and Alesha handles the contestant

I don't know if it's just me that has noticed but I think this years competition is kinda boring especially as the contestants are just coming up with one poor performance after another.

I might be wrong in my observation!!!!!!

These days, I've noticed sex is an over-rated
physical activity. However, if used in the right
method and in the right domain and proportion, it is both curative and therapeutic. Aside the purposes of procreation, intimacy, expression of love, devotion and loyalty in the circle of marriage, sex is just an act which means nothing more than that to the individuals involved.


Consequently, when conditions are tied to it like the provision of certain material things and then used as a medal for reward, it becomes a problem.


It is a wrong assumption on the other hand for ladies to generalize that the driving force behind a man making an approach is for sex. Granted, alot of brothers are after a woman's in-between but there are still people who don't consider sex as a conquest.

In my mind, some things are more fulfilling than sex:
--- A healthy bank account
--- A positive mind and peace of mind too
--- Happiness
--- Good food too sef follow (and probably eating without being over-weight)


As 2014 draws nearer ladies and gentlemen, change your thoughts and perception about sex and do not use a previous failed attempt to predict the future. I cannot now begin to preach abstinence till marriage because many will think me a saint and others already consider abstinance an illusion.


Ladies and gentlemen not yet married (like myself), stop over-rating copulation!!!!