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RomanceRe: If This Man Is Worth 50 Million Euros Will U Marry Him? by SirDavico(m): 4:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
The poster above the poster above me tho. grin good qweshiohn! Op, will u marry herhuh
RomanceRe: Why People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 4:31pm On Aug 21, 2016
LuvU2:
So why did u bring this here when the religion section is there smiley
Because here's where u are smiley


Your charms drew me here kiss
RomanceRe: Why People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 4:29pm On Aug 21, 2016
greatness22:
So which one kahn you dohuh
wink The opposite smiley
RomanceRe: Why People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 4:25pm On Aug 21, 2016
jaymejate:
To get food and food only

Well, you may be wondering why i wrote food. The truth is we're all going to church just for food.

What is food?
Food is any substance that when taken, gives strength and energy to the body.
Again it is a substace taken by living organism especially by eating in order to sustain life. Also it is a nourishment of an entity or Ideas.

Types of Food
In Christianity or should i should Church? There are different types of food and they are

1...Spiritual food : This is a type of food that nourish the spiritual life of a Christian. Thus food can be taken through reading the Bible, praying e.t.c.

Many goes to the church to grow spiritually, to know more about God.
They go to church to get miracles, breakthroughs, an advancement in life and others.

2... The Physical Food : We students can actually testify to this. Most of us at times go to a fellowship or a church because we know there would be something to eat. Not only students do this but aome adult mostly in Xmas period to get food, clothes, cash and some physical stuffs.

Don't forget that some go to church to get tha bae, life partners

But the main is no matter that reason we go to church, we should make 'knowing God' the primary reason.
John 6:26 - Jesus answered, "Very truly I tell you, you are looking for me, not because you saw the signs I performed but because you ate the loaves and had your fill
Is not a crime to go to church for food, miracles, financial breakthrough and other worldly stuffs, but let your motives change and make God the primary reason.
Matthew 6:33 - But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.



Lalasticlala, the thread is worth it and HAPPY SUNDAY

© Jaymejate
I think I forgot the food part -- the physical one. It's been years now. smiley Thanks. smiley
RomanceRe: Why People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2016
knight05:
to check d kai cloth our pastor wear. .
nairalanders with God forsaken questions are like buhari and his fight against kwaruption. . grin
grin It's a shimpool qweshion nau wink
RomanceRe: Why People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 4:16pm On Aug 21, 2016
greatness22:
Yeah bro! try it, it's fun. No giving of offerings, tithe and seeds to some lazy men who handles the mic every sunday.
grin I canna do dat smiley
RomanceRe: Why People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 3:54pm On Aug 21, 2016
greatness22:
I only go to church december 31st.
cheesy really?
RomanceRe: Why People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 3:51pm On Aug 21, 2016
RomanceWhy People Go To Church by SirDavico(op): 3:34pm On Aug 21, 2016
The atmosphere was serene. The congregation listened attentively. The Pastor's rich, clear voice rang out: ''Not everyone saying to me, 'Lord, Lord', will enter the Kingdom of the heavens but... but...

The Pastor could not complete the sentence. His attention was distracted from the Holy Scriptures by a general murmur which swept through the congregation.


It was really a sensation. A very charming girl -- a real sweet sixteen -- in an equally charming dress, had just entered. Her pair of shoes were six inches above the ground and her short gown revealed to the entire congregation how smooth and robust her laps were and how proportionate and elegant the legs were. Her neckline was low enough to reveal a good measure of her bubbling, youthful, succulent breasts. Instead of her to sit down in one of the back seats and stop embarrassing others, the little sweet angel (or could it be she was a sweet devil?) marched ahead, looking for a seat in the front row, exhibiting her wares as if she were in a supermarket.


The wolves or rather, the 'he-men', forgetting that they were in a Church, began to whistle hungrily as if they were in a hotel.


''But... but those doing the will of my father will'' the Pastor continued, trying in vain to restore order. He cleared his throat several times and increased the volume of his voice and his gestures. But it was clear that the majority of his sheep were more interested in mundane things than in spiritual matters.


The incident reminded me of what my old teacher, Mr. Buluku, once told us when I was in class three. He said that people go to Church for various reasons. Many people, he said, go to Church to pray to God, requesting for one thing or the other but few remember to go back to thank him for what he had done for them or to pray for the forgiveness of their sins and crimes.


Many, many others, particularly the women, go to Church to exhibit their new dresses -- gold, shoes, costly lace materials and other vain things.


It is also true that some young boys go to Church to look for girl friends or future wives while many girls, in the same way, go there to look for handsome boyfriends or rich husbands.


Again, according to Mr. Buluku, some people go to Church just to please others -- to please their parents or to please their husbands or wives or just to appear holy to their neighbours so as to be respected and trusted.


Of course, it must be admitted that the melodious Church songs or hymns could be a source of attraction to the young ones; nevertheless, it is equally true that many young men and girls go to church just for formality as if they were going to a Social Club. It looks fashionable to them because their friends go and they don't want to be the odd ones who don't go.


That was what my teacher, Mr. Buluku, siad, ''But why have I come to Church?'' I asked myself. I could not pinpoint the reason. My eyes fell on the sensational sweet sixteen who returned the gaze with a smile. The Pastor had since ended his homily and I quickly joined the others in singing 'Rock of Ages'




So... why do you go to Church?
RomanceRe: Did You Know!!! When Nkechi Washes Her Underwear, Something Shows(pics) by SirDavico(m): 10:17pm On Aug 20, 2016
fairlyusedpant:
some have teeth but cannot laugh, some can laugh but they have no teeth, we have teeth and we can laugh, glory be to jah jehovah gringringrin
Ah swear...u de craxe grin
RomanceRe: Did You Know!!! When Nkechi Washes Her Underwear, Something Shows(pics) by SirDavico(m): 5:11pm On Aug 20, 2016
Crazy dude. But It's not funny.
RomanceRe: How I Overcame Pornography by SirDavico(m): 4:56pm On Aug 20, 2016
smiley
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 4:48pm On Aug 20, 2016
Hmmmm! sad



Tori tori...





































































Tori!!! grin
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 4:39pm On Aug 20, 2016
RobinHez:
co-erected!
who else has a dirty mind...? grin
grin she's invented a new word wink
RomanceRe: I'm Tired Of Nairaland, Will Deactivate Soon. by SirDavico(m): 10:01pm On Aug 19, 2016
LOL! grin is that why u wanna deactivate? Bro, u ain't seen nothing yet grin
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 9:42pm On Aug 19, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
oh! So you even know them. Hahahahaha. Nairalandefcc mamagee stvpidgoat liedictator and the rest. Too many to mention
I don't know these ones ^ sad
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 9:20pm On Aug 19, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
lol. We'll make sure we clean this section cheesy grin cheesy
Tell that to fairlyusedpant and co cheesy
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 9:11pm On Aug 19, 2016
ellacute45:
The pic is clear except for your black and white camera sad
Delete the pic ASAP you just broke a Nl rule angry
Alright.
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 9:05pm On Aug 19, 2016
ellacute45:
You took a stranger's pic and posted it here

Cc MrCork angry
I didn't want to post it before because of that. But then....I reasoned that no one could recognise either of us...

Abi u think say I for post clear pics?

For ur mind. I'm not like that.
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 9:00pm On Aug 19, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
How can you post anything here? Does this section look like 'Anything section'? Or does this section look like waste bin to you?

Ma friend, gerrarahia mehhhhhhhhhn tongue tongue tongue
Na today u know ? tongue


Almost all ''Trashy posts'' on nairaland are in romance section sad So yeah, It looks like a waste bin to me tongue
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 8:54pm On Aug 19, 2016
ellacute45:
undecided undecided
Rubbish!
huh
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 8:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
You decided to post it here in romance section cuz you found the experience ROMANTIC enough #pukes
I post any topic here in romance section. It's more lively an fun cheesy

I hope you continue puking till u leave my thread in peace.


Thank you smiley
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 8:46pm On Aug 19, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
you dvmbfvck, read your post again and tell me if your story didn't show his head on your shoulder gave you strong feelings of happiness and enthusiasm

You cretinous MF
Alright! I don't want any diatribe on my thread. So do me a favour.


Bleep off!



Thanks smiley
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 8:43pm On Aug 19, 2016
thesicilian:
lol. There are many people like that, I just leave them to sleep sha.
By the way why did u darken the pix to hide your face na, are you a wanted man?
I didn't edit the pix. It was dark inside the bus.
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op):
STFUareyouG0d:
You see, simple question that only requires a yes or no you decided to insult.

Even a 5yrs old child could tell your excitement
Your so called question couped with the trash u wrote up there ^ is an insult. I hope u know that undecided
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 8:22pm On Aug 19, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
You see, simple question that only requires a yes or no you decided to insult.

Even a 5yrs old child could tell your excitement
As old as u are, u can't tell the difference between excitement and amusement sad


SMH
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 8:16pm On Aug 19, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Am yet to catch the joke undecided
Try harder, u might catch it tongue
RomanceRe: LOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op): 8:11pm On Aug 19, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
[s]You sound so exited. You seem to have enjoyed having his head on your shoulder

Bro, you straight? [/s]
Senseless undecided
RomanceLOL! this guy though (pics) by SirDavico(op):
Hahahaha grin



All you people who love sleeping inside public transport ehn...


I boarded a bus from Abraka this morning, enroute to Benin. After one evangelist like that don preach and collect money finish, he alighted and we continued our journey. That was when this dude started dozing oo. E come be like say he dey dance stereoman's ''Ekwe'' as he keeps nodding and bumping. There were four of us at the back of the bus. This dude and I were in the middle.....na so this guy carry head put for my shoulder oo. Being the nice guy I am, I didn't shrug him off, rather, I got amused. You know how bumpy most of our inter-state roads are. So when we hit a pothole, hahahaa cheesy my guy's ears came crashing hard upon my shoulders, his head bounced like a 'bouncing' ball cheesy cheesy it might not sound funny to u, but if u had been there....you for laugh tire. I had to cover my mouth with my handky and stare outside to cover up my amusement.



That was when I remembered nairaland...na so I carry phone stylishly snap selfie.... wink


have u had similar experiences?

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