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The poster above the poster above me tho. good qweshiohn! Op, will u marry her![]() |
LuvU2:Because here's where u are ![]() Your charms drew me here |
jaymejate:I think I forgot the food part -- the physical one. It's been years now. Thanks. ![]() |
knight05: It's a shimpool qweshion nau ![]() |
greatness22: I canna do dat ![]() |
greatness22: really? |
The atmosphere was serene. The congregation listened attentively. The Pastor's rich, clear voice rang out: ''Not everyone saying to me, 'Lord, Lord', will enter the Kingdom of the heavens but... but... The Pastor could not complete the sentence. His attention was distracted from the Holy Scriptures by a general murmur which swept through the congregation. It was really a sensation. A very charming girl -- a real sweet sixteen -- in an equally charming dress, had just entered. Her pair of shoes were six inches above the ground and her short gown revealed to the entire congregation how smooth and robust her laps were and how proportionate and elegant the legs were. Her neckline was low enough to reveal a good measure of her bubbling, youthful, succulent breasts. Instead of her to sit down in one of the back seats and stop embarrassing others, the little sweet angel (or could it be she was a sweet devil?) marched ahead, looking for a seat in the front row, exhibiting her wares as if she were in a supermarket. The wolves or rather, the 'he-men', forgetting that they were in a Church, began to whistle hungrily as if they were in a hotel. ''But... but those doing the will of my father will'' the Pastor continued, trying in vain to restore order. He cleared his throat several times and increased the volume of his voice and his gestures. But it was clear that the majority of his sheep were more interested in mundane things than in spiritual matters. The incident reminded me of what my old teacher, Mr. Buluku, once told us when I was in class three. He said that people go to Church for various reasons. Many people, he said, go to Church to pray to God, requesting for one thing or the other but few remember to go back to thank him for what he had done for them or to pray for the forgiveness of their sins and crimes. Many, many others, particularly the women, go to Church to exhibit their new dresses -- gold, shoes, costly lace materials and other vain things. It is also true that some young boys go to Church to look for girl friends or future wives while many girls, in the same way, go there to look for handsome boyfriends or rich husbands. Again, according to Mr. Buluku, some people go to Church just to please others -- to please their parents or to please their husbands or wives or just to appear holy to their neighbours so as to be respected and trusted. Of course, it must be admitted that the melodious Church songs or hymns could be a source of attraction to the young ones; nevertheless, it is equally true that many young men and girls go to church just for formality as if they were going to a Social Club. It looks fashionable to them because their friends go and they don't want to be the odd ones who don't go. That was what my teacher, Mr. Buluku, siad, ''But why have I come to Church?'' I asked myself. I could not pinpoint the reason. My eyes fell on the sensational sweet sixteen who returned the gaze with a smile. The Pastor had since ended his homily and I quickly joined the others in singing 'Rock of Ages' So... why do you go to Church? |
fairlyusedpant:Ah swear...u de craxe ![]() |
Crazy dude. But It's not funny. |
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Hmmmm! Tori tori... Tori!!! ![]() |
LOL! is that why u wanna deactivate? Bro, u ain't seen nothing yet ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:I don't know these ones ^ ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:Tell that to fairlyusedpant and co ![]() |
ellacute45:Alright. |
ellacute45:I didn't want to post it before because of that. But then....I reasoned that no one could recognise either of us... Abi u think say I for post clear pics? For ur mind. I'm not like that. |
STFUareyouG0d:Na today u know ? ![]() Almost all ''Trashy posts'' on nairaland are in romance section So yeah, It looks like a waste bin to me ![]() |
ellacute45: ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:I post any topic here in romance section. It's more lively an fun ![]() I hope you continue puking till u leave my thread in peace. Thank you ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:Alright! I don't want any diatribe on my thread. So do me a favour. Bleep off! Thanks ![]() |
thesicilian:I didn't edit the pix. It was dark inside the bus. |
STFUareyouG0d:Your so called question couped with the trash u wrote up there ^ is an insult. I hope u know that ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:As old as u are, u can't tell the difference between excitement and amusement ![]() SMH |
UndisputedBosom:Try harder, u might catch it ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:Senseless ![]() |
Hahahaha ![]() All you people who love sleeping inside public transport ehn... I boarded a bus from Abraka this morning, enroute to Benin. After one evangelist like that don preach and collect money finish, he alighted and we continued our journey. That was when this dude started dozing oo. E come be like say he dey dance stereoman's ''Ekwe'' as he keeps nodding and bumping. There were four of us at the back of the bus. This dude and I were in the middle.....na so this guy carry head put for my shoulder oo. Being the nice guy I am, I didn't shrug him off, rather, I got amused. You know how bumpy most of our inter-state roads are. So when we hit a pothole, hahahaa my guy's ears came crashing hard upon my shoulders, his head bounced like a 'bouncing' ball it might not sound funny to u, but if u had been there....you for laugh tire. I had to cover my mouth with my handky and stare outside to cover up my amusement.That was when I remembered nairaland...na so I carry phone stylishly snap selfie.... ![]() have u had similar experiences? |
good qweshiohn! Op, will u marry her

The opposite
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