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Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff.

But the moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof.

Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough. But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying.

Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away. But because 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain.

In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well. God will definitely provide.''

While you happily chop the luscious banana. Take some seconds out and think about this, sisters.

I'm always moved to tears when I see people who genuinely and helplessly hawk petty goods to feed and survive for that day, especially women and children.

Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, trendy phones and watches, Gucci shoes and designer clothes but to LIVE and EAT for that day and the children share the remaining money to take to school the next day (that's if there's any left).
"He who gives to the poor lends to his maker"

SHARE this message and let the CHANGE start from you......... Thankyou & stayclean

This palpable message has imprinted an indelible mark on my perspective. Thanks alot!

.....and the Germans fought like it was world war II....


But the Nigerians were busy falling like snowflakes on the pitch....

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Guy, wake up! Are u a learner

dharay99:

Geofavor Geofailure, where the fuçk are you piggy.?
Its an hour past & you still searching f0r weak lines in yoh
messed-up momma's_reaped_watery anus...#aint got all day niggie...

Pls! It's enough na. Shuo..

0luwajuwon:
Yea man, am good

Ok bro, I'm glad to hear that

It pains me to see people quarrel for words made by men.

It's really puerile, man

Quote of the hour...



''Never lower yourself to the level of a fool; you won't be any better than he is and he'll beat you silly in the game of foolery because....






.....The enormity of his foolery is highly stupendous''



.....A word is enough for the wise 8}

CaptEColeJnr:
Ok.* In Samuel L. Jackson's voice* Enough of this whole bullsh!t ..

Can this thread finally be redirected to its original purpose? Rhetorical!!!

Enough of the goddamn 'grammars' ,the fucking e-fights,the silly memes and etcetera .
Let it be strictly academic (Uniben's issues). I hope I made myself clear.



The Captain has spoken

Seriously UNIBEN is still officially silent. There's tension in the air....you want this thread to becoming boring abi?


Abeg! Guys, spice up the thread If una like make una bomb the thread with grammar, discuss bible, post silly memes

Notin do una

I dey una back














Na back I talk sha





Cos na front the blow de usually pass come

amulet:
nah ur lead I dey follow village headmaster

Ewoo!


LWKMD!

0luwajuwon:
That your question, wasn't that the time Satan was thrown down to earth

Right bro, where u dey since Hope you're good?

Hehehe.... Just saw this on fb...


NIGERIA PIDGIN PROVERBS
*Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala. English translation: Easier said than done.
*No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem
*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny
*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrapper. English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever
*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef. English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!
*Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different. English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish.
*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus. English translation: Give everyone what they deserve.
*The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging. English translation: Don’t judge based on appearance alone
*Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start. English translation: Serious things sometimes start like a joke
*The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back. English translation: Don’t cry over spilled milk.
Keep it rolling...

amulet:
lool itssorite

Alrite. Have fun

Lets crack some riddles, shall we?

amulet:
nice .....mine is MBBS #teamGodisincontrol

Wow, cool

Like I told u b4...

You're my Team mate

#TeamGodIsInControl

amulet:
loool wat course

CSC yours?

KyleBrry:
Loool. Bros na wah ooo. I noh know say ur head plenty ooo

LOL an oversight.

amulet:
as e dey hot

Motifashun don come

RobinHez:
The amalgamation of Southern and northern Nigeria?

Stop joking

amulet:
nawa o all diz ingrish wey pesin nor dey understand

Your own English pass my mata o

RoyalTilz:
u be jehovah witness

Not really. I don't fellowship at their church. But I do read their publications.


And yeah, I bear witness to the goodness of Jehovah/Jesus...

Oya answer this....

What significant event in Bible prophecy took place in the year 1914?

Cc Page07

ImDharay:

Sir, you qot brains...

Thanks for the compliment

RobinHez:
Exactly my thoughts too...


ND this is the problem I have with English Language... One word can be used in different context while holding different applicable meanings.

And to think it's the source of this brouhaha... Pathetic.

Right. But when you compare ambiguous words with their surrounding phrases, their implied meanings becomes clear.

RobinHez:
Wait! U're saying Geofavor's foolishness is inherited?? Like.. His ancestors were equally foolish? Choi!

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/shock-baby.jpg

Cool meme

Page07:
..... let us talk about the bible or any religious topic.

Na there I dey get power.

Seconded

RobinHez:
Fight! Fight!! Fight!!!


https://cdn2.mommyish.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/giphy36.gif

Hehe

Geofavor:
This is childish.

You are the ones who are proud, not him. So, because we reply him and try to come to terms with him, that makes us tools?

This thread was boring; what's wrong in spicing things up while we wait?


If it were based on my post you typed this hocus pocus, then you have a little polished sense of humour, and I urge you to work on it.

Thanks.

I guess he meant to say, you were showing off with tools i.e consulting dic., word banks, etc, before posting here.

Geofavor:
You really wanna do this? You'll get taken to the cleaners, man. My command of lexis is way beyond your cognitive ability. I vanquish opponents with brain-destabilizing lexical items.
My last challenger was humped and rushed to a mental clinic..

Ahbegi! make una stop to lie na mental clinic? So u can beat Hon. Pat. Obahiagbon, I guess

LawLord001:
Please someone should advice this guy to stop disgracing UNIBEN on this forum with his wrong usage of high sounding words. How I wish he even knows how wrongly he is applying those words! Even me wey be law student sef neva blow grammar na cum u wey never even go anywhere for uniben dey form gramma! I just dey shame for u! Yeye



*Modified*
If you go dey write all this kind useless grammar for uniben exam ehn, you go probate ten times before you leave uniben! You beta be serious

:....shedding tears of laughter....hahahaha.....

Geofavor:
Lolol. issorait.. so, you too wan start your own abi? God know sey if i start my own, una go beg me tire, I no go stop.

why not just say "that's TRUE, Geo. His EXCESS USE OF RARE WORDS Is quite CHILDISH?"

LOL! I guess the pomposity in the atmosphere made me forget my modesty

blueto:
You are trying to impress. But sincerely speaking, those words are mundane to me. Except the bolded one. I used my dictionary to check for the meaning and I couldn't find it, until I used google.

I wish I could meet you physically so that you will be speaking all the ‘grammar’ and I will be telling you their meanings without a dictionary, Just like I did to a guy in our hostel during a grammar contest .

which course are u studying?

Geofavor:
Guy, I'm sure you're not as fervent as I am when it comes to lexicon in the English language. A whole lot of people here too probably have a ginormous vocab. But it is only maladroit conversationalists that bombard their chat partners with obscure and formal words, especially in an informal setting such as this thread.

That's veracious, Geo. His grandiloquence is qite puerile

When will JAMB stop selling out our contact info who else got provisional admission SMS from covenant poly?

Smh for JAMB