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UAE123:
NLC shd learn from dis strike dat it is beta 2 dialoge on most pressing issues dan 2 b calling 4 strike

infact this NLC leaders look weak to me. but happy the strike is over

kpas4kpas:
It's good to share. pls indicate their leagues for newbabe like us. Thanks.

okay bro noted. will work on that from tommorrow.

Juventus win Coppa Italian
Juventus became the first Italian side to ever win back-to-back doubles as substitute Alvaro Morata scored an extra-time winner against AC Milan in the Coppa Italia final. Morata had only been on the pitch for two minutes when he hit a sweet half- volley - his third touch - to beat AC Milan's child goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma. Juve coach Massimiliano Allegri said after the game: “I had an important decision to make in extra-time: whether to play for a penalty shootout or to have one last roll of the dice to secure victory. I went for the second option."
PSG win Coupe de France There was no way Zlatan Ibrahimovic was signing off from Paris St-Germain in understated style, was there? The 34-year-old Swede, who could be on the dole from 1 July, scored twice as PSG beat Marseille 4-2 in Le Classique in the French Cup final. His 156th PSG goal - a club record - ensured the capital side won the domestic quadruple - including their Community Shield equivalent - for the second season in a row.
Bayern Munich win DFB-Pokal Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola signed off with a second German double in his three years at the club. But his side needed penalties to beat Borussia Dortmund in Der Klassiker in the German Cup final. Dortmund have now lost in the German Cup final three years in a row - to Bayern in 2014 and 2016 and Wolfsburg in between.
Hibernian win Scottish Cup In Scotland, Hibernian beat Rangers 3-2 in an all-second tier final. It was the Edinburgh side's first Scottish Cup in 114 years, remarkably. Then it all got a bit fighty on the pitch at the end.
Manchester United win FA Cup But Louis van Gaal's celebrations cut short Manchester United came from behind to beat Crystal Palace 2-1 in extra time at Wembley, despite Chris Smalling becoming the first Englishman to be sent off in an FA Cup final. It was their first FA Cup since 2004, and their first trophy since Alex Ferguson retired in 2013.

England 2-1 Turkey

Vardy's goal against Turkey took his tally
to three for England
Jamie Vardy scored the winner as
England beat Turkey in their opening
warm-up game for Euro 2016.
Harry Kane had sidefooted the hosts in
front, despite appearing offside.
England keeper Joe Hart rushed out of his
goal but failed to block Volkan Sen's cross
and Hakan Calhanoglu tapped in an
equaliser for Turkey.
Kane sent a penalty wide off the post
after a foul on Vardy, who lashed in a
winner from close range after Turkey
failed to clear a Gary Cahill header.

puerto Rico 1 vz USA 3

A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”

The Ayuba Wabba faction of the Nigeria Labour Congress has suspended an industrial action called to resist the new price of petrol. The leader of the union announced the suspension on Sunday. please you return to work tommorrow source: Dbswarri

at the right time

Boca Juniors vz Defensa y Justicia
Boca junior will have the upper hand here. you can stake it win or draw...

Sao Paulo vz international
sao Paulo will win or draw.

Lillestroem -:- Viking
lilestroem will win or draw Viking co.s of their form

Willem II -:- NAC Breda
go for BTs here cos teams in Holland scores against each other often

these are my late predictions for today.sorry its coming late.stake wisely. Goodluck

please if you are interested in my free sure 4 soccer prediction for tomorrow, Sunday 22may,please indicated type post. its free

yes yes .its time we make money from all this bookmakers. I will be drooping free predictions everyday starting from tommorow. its totally free

giantstrides:
no, i think she must be an alien.

hahahaha.you sure

the rate of kipnapping in the country call for security people to be up and doing. nobody is save again. God help us all

guy2two:
This misunderstanding is just so funny

haha naew funny film

have watched these movies recently. try them 1.legend's 1 and 2 2.house of cards 4 3.Vikings 4 4.Tyrant 1and 2 5.America horror story 1 and 2 6.last ship 1 downloaded all this seasons from o2tvseries.com looking forward to download 1.Izombile 1 2.better call Saul 3.12MONKEYS

try this movies..I have watched them 1.legend 2.power 3.house of card 4.Tyrant 5.Vikings 6.America horror story 7 Last ship I downloaded them all from o2tvseries.com I am now planning on downloading 12monkey,flash, Arrow, better call Saul,and izombile.

try this movies..I have watched them 1.legend 2.power 3.house of card 4.Tyrant 5.Vikings 6.America horror story 7 Last ship I downloaded them all from o2tvseries.com I am now planning on downloading 12monkey,flash, Arrow, better call Saul,and izombile.

try this movies..I have watched them 1.legend 2.power 3.house of card 4.Tyrant 5.Vikings 6.America borrow story 7 Last ship I downloaded them all from o2tcseries.com I am now planning on downloading 12monkey,flash, Arrow, better call Saul,and izombile.

TRAVEL101:
Which site can I download this movies

http://moviemp4.net/update/Hollywood%20Movies.html

bjhaid:
download link pls?

http://moviemp4.net/update/Hollywood%20Movies.html

AccidentalGenius:
12 monkeys. Season 2. By far the best series i've watched. Worth a try

bro pls what is the story line cos I might download it timmorow and do you know any site I can download good movies

Creative and great

That awkward moment when you realize it is Amadioha the white man named Thor in Avengers

tbaxz99:
If you sell data and you're a group of other data sellers kindly add me 08137509805. I need to know whatsup. Biko

noo i don't sale or know anyone oo

Trust Naija's there is always something to laugh about in every situation.

What a way to die

Ksslib:
This might be long but I have to purge myself from the diarrhoea of anger.

I was minding my own business jeje when Mtn sent me a message that i could get 1gig for 1500. Initially, I thought the department that oversees scamming activities at Mtn were out for the blood of innocent unsuspecting Nigerians who were unfortunate to have their sim cards like myself again, not until i kept getting numerous messages from Mtn about the goddamn plan. Atimes,50times a day. And my dear Brethren, one thing ive come to realise about mtn after all these years is that they get what they want from you whether u like am or not. There was this time I nearly joined Deeper life Bible church after they collaborated with Kumuyi to win my soul via sms but God that is God fought for me and my phone got stolen the next week.

knowing Mtn for having a good track record of spamming , i knew my my bail out of this situation was N1000. I asked around, and people confirmed they've also been getting such messages. Finally, I called customer care to confirm if Mtn was just trying to test my long throat or what! Cos honestly speaking,1.5gig for 1000? From thesame Mtn that gives is it not 2and half mb for 500naira or so? Definitely sounds too good to be true-but I was assured it was infact legit.

Na so I hussle 1000naira from thin air on the night of may 12 even though few minutes earlier, I was complaining of being broke to my roomates. I quickly ran to the card vendor with boxers and singlet, my N1000 tightly squeezed inbetwee my palms like a bribe. I no wan hear say dem decommission the plan 1second before I subscribe cos we all know Mtn and de-commissioning go hand in hand.

I recharged 600niara because i had 400naira on my line already but to my greatest surprise, i was told "failed due to insufficient balance". I could hear my mind blowing that kind of whistle Nigerian guys dey blow wen they see big nysah. I checked my acct bal and saw only 700naira on my phone. Ah han! Where my 300naira enter?

I checked my memory card to see if Mtn mistakenly transferred it there thinking it was my sim card but for where! Nothing. I was mad, I was furious. In short, I was in rage. First customer care agent said he couldn't even see any thing on my line. In his words, "the recharge card has not reached our office"...
but if we borrow money from una, E dey reach una office even before we load the card abi?

Second one said he doesn't know why my money was missing. Third said it was musicplus. Musicplus wey I no dey use abi? Musicplus that has since been de-commissioned? Fourth one said it wasn't musicplus, that I don't even have it activated on my sim. Fifth one said it was musicplus. Na im I kuku rest.

I had to painfully squeeze out another N300 from the thin air I initially squeezed N1000 from. While I was squeezing the 300naira, the air made it well known to me that it was dying and couldn't survive another squeezing. So all plans of allowing my sim card rest before subscribing the next morning were aborted. I no wan wake-up see 50naira for my sim card the next morning after Mtn collaborate with my village people for midnight while I was asleep.

I subscribed and was told "successful. Use *131*4# to check ur mb" . I checked and saw my 1.5gig in all its glory. The feeling was just, to put in one word "Refreshing". Despite the fact that ive only gone to church once this semester after my roomates kidnapped me in a black nylon and dropped me in-front St.Albert urging the ushers not to let the bag out of sight, I all of a sudden began quoting scriptures and praying for Mtn and it's staff while speaking in tongues.
Within minutes, I was catching up on the latest on science and world news, then switched to downloading my fav tv shows but to my dismay, the speed was too slow. Wetin person was use 80 to 90kb/s download sef. Midget p0rn? Or documentaries about short people?

I was persecuted and tortured by mosquitoes that night but the decision had already been made by my spirit "download completely or die trying". I used it for 3days without too many issues, save for the occasional not being able to connect I was experiencing from all my browsers not until yesterday, may 16, just 4 days later-disaster struck.

A friend had an important practical he wanted to check-up online, so I tried accessing the net but all efforts were futile after hours of trying and trying.The annoying or rather, surprising fact was that my data balance was showing I still had "905mb" and my network bar, full. There is nothing in this life I didn't try to make it work. I switched off my phone. Removed my sim. Wore my yellow T-shirt. Fried my sim card with olive oil but all to no avail.

I got fed up and called customer care.
The first agent said she was sorry and could see that I had data on my line. She advised i dial *466*1#. I asked what the code was going to do cos I heard a lot of monitoring spirits worked at Mtn. She said it was going to activate it(my data). True to her word, I got a message that my data has been reactivated. But what kept running through my mind was "I never deactivated data" so what need was there to re-activate? Who deactivated it? Come here let me slaaaaaap you. I let it go.But I was still unable to browse. The anger I was trying to suppress after opening my beans only to see a congregation of weevils holding a crusade inside was beginning to rise. The weevils so did damage and bore holes that my beans became transparent.

I called again and complained. The agent asked me to hold. Seconds later, I was hearing something that sounded like "there is no data on ur line". I was lying on my back but Immidiately I heard those words, I rose like Lazarus when Bros J command am that year to rise.

She was thanking me for calling Mtn, I was cutting the call. I dialed *131*4# and saw you have "0.00 mb". The same code that said I had "905mb" only minutes ago. No single page has opened throughout today so how da hell did I use 905mb within minutes, to do what? To download the saviour that would finally come to deliver us from Mtn? At what speed did he arrive sef?

To say I was mad is an understatement. . I called them again and the guy who picked told me to wait on the line. Minutes later, he said it was a technical glitch, that I wasn't the only one experiencing it. He apologised and said Mtn would work on it.

I called called called and called. At a point, Oghenekaro, the automated voice that normally welcomes you on dialling 180 began speaking yoruba instead of English, thinking language was enough to deter me from my quest. But they forgot the words of my Grand-father "a highly motivated man knows no barrier". I just told her to shut up by dialling the code that takes you customer care direct.

There was this agent i was complaining to, who waited for me to be done and cut the call. As iam typing this, Mtn is still yet to return my illegally deducted megabyte but they today ,sent me the-same sms that brought me to this unfortunate juncture in the first place...

New Offer! Get 1.5GB data for N1000. SMS 106 to 131 NOW. Validity/ 30 days

I took me N1000 naira to realise what people have been telling me for free all along "Mtn can never be trusted". "MTN are thieves". You that already has about a N1000 naira, N2000 or even more on ur phone with the aim of subscribing to their so called new offer, ask yourself this "Do I trust Mtn?" "What if I wake up one morning only to see my data gone"?

Ask yourself this "Is the worry/uncertainty of the data you legally bought with your hard earned money being wiped away at any moment worth the stress"?

"Dont you want rest of mind"?

I have taken it upon my self to educate people in my hostel on the dangers of using Mtn for anything. I dont even want to talk about thier so called useless "call bonus" to every network they give on recharge. I have so far, been able to convince 10people from subscribing. I told them to choose between Glo, Airtel and Etisalat instead.

Iam irritated.. Anything yellow now annoys me. I nearly slapped my roommate who has yellow teeth few mins ago for mentioning my name. And God save that Albino I always see at faculty of engineering from my wrath.

I had to subscribe their 30mb for 100naira so I can say what I want to say to somebody before i swell and burst from within, in my sleep.

#Mtn-ole##. Bring back my mb so I can exhaust it and move on to a better network.

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bro ur write was so funny dat I laugh and fall for chair.
anyway I am very sorry for your pain I pray they return ur data

FrankValency:
bring her, I can make ur dream come true

Then you must be frank d Don d enlarger

Na joke oooo

FOOLISHNESS UNDEFINED

Efisko1:
Guysss calabar is worst plsss....
I did weekend pland of 5H 4 1G.....i say i could nt even use up 2 100mb...i just kukuma comot am keep sub etisalat 5H 4 1G 4 1month...

So dats it ohhhh glo is a disappointment...

I hear glo is a made in Nigeria smt....

Is it true....

Pls enlighten me on that Etisalat 5h 1g 4 1month.. what is the code and is for all Sims?

nurez305:
i did it, and it is for 15days and not 7days as mtn said to be

thanks for that bro

Seem happy cos our judiciary system will as usual will discharge and a quit him