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On the April 1, 2013, i was with this newly married woman in her shop when a message came in her phone. As she was browsing through the message, she paused and started calling a number that was ringing but with no responds, she tried another number which says that the number is switch off; she busted into tears, rolling on the floor, crying on top of her voice. Before i could figure out what was wrong, the place was filled up with crowd. I picked up the phone from the ground as it fall off from the woman's hand to read the message and see what prompted her crying. Guess what the message read? It reads "i recieved a message some few minutes ago that your husband is dead, is it true?" our effort to call the message sender's number proved abotive as the number will ring but with no responds. The woman was there shouting "ewoo! ewooh! So my husband is dead, i have called his number but it is not going through and i tried his sister's number, no responds. At this juncture, we advised the woman lets go to their house and confirm the news; She agreed. On getting to their house, the husband was there washing his car, as we approached nearer to him he asked us surprisely, what was wrong? Only then did we realized that the messsage sender played an April fool on us. Althou, we narrated the whole story to the husband. Come to think of it hasn't this "April fool" of a thing caused more damages than good to our society? Hasn't it come off-age "April fool" should be abolished in Nigeria if not the whole world? Nairalanders, what are your opinion on this? And what measure(s) can the woman use/apply to track or rather know the person that sent her this ill-message? Ur suggestions pls.

100% TRUE LIFE STORY!!!
On the April 1, 2013, i was with this newly married woman in her shop when a message came in her phone. As she was browsing through the message, she paused and started calling a number that was ringing but with no responds, she tried another number which says that the number is switch off; she busted into tears, rolling on the floor, crying on top of her voice. Before i could figure out what was wrong, the place was filled up with crowd. I picked up the phone from the ground as it fall off from the woman's hand to read the message and see what prompted her crying. Guess what the message read? It reads "i recieved a message some few minutes ago that your husband is dead, is it true?" our effort to call the message sender's number proved abotive as the number will ring but with no responds. The woman was there shouting "ewoo! ewooh! So my husband is dead, i have called his number but it is not going through and i tried his sister's number, no responds. At this juncture, we advised the woman lets go to their house and confirm the news; She agreed. On getting to their house, the husband was there washing his car, as we approached nearer to him he asked us surprisely, what was wrong? Only then did we realized that the messsage sender played an April fool on us. Althou, we narrated the whole story to the husband. Come to think of it hasn't this "April fool" of a thing caused more damages than good to our society? Hasn't it come off-age "April fool" should be abolished in Nigeria if not the whole world? Nairalanders, what are your opinion on this? And what measure(s) can the woman use/apply to track or rather know the person that sent her this ill-message? Ur suggestions pls.

Sir pc: Among tricycle aka kekenapep and motocycle aka okada, which one would you prefer as a guy, to take your girl friend to a beer parlour / isiewu joint? As a lady, which do you prefer your guy to carry you in to a beer parlour? Lets hear your view with reasons.

in short, which one is more romantic and matured to use?

Among tricycle aka kekenapep and motocycle aka okada, which one would you prefer as a guy, to take your girl friend to a beer parlour / isiewu joint? As a lady, which do you prefer your guy to carry you in to a beer parlour? Lets hear your view with reasons.

Among tricycle aka kekenapep and motocycle aka okada, which one would u prefer as a guy, to take ur girl friend to a beer parlour / isiewu joint? As a lady, which do u prefer ur guy to carry u in to a beer parlour? Lets hear ur view with reasons.

Greetings @ all, pls can any one in the house enlighten me more on pig rearing business and how profitable it is; i want to venture into it. Thanks as ur contribution is highly appreciated.

Greetings @ all, pls can any one in the house enlighten me more on pig rearing business and how profitable it is; i want to venture into it. Thanks as ur contribution is highly appreciated.

Greetings @ all, pls can any one in the house enlighten me more on pig rearing business and how profitable it is; i want to venture into it. Thanks as ur contribution is highly appreciated.

but what if the raping comes from a female i.e a lady raping a man/guy/boy/lad; what will be the penalty(s)? Is it superglueing the t*t* or what?

ha ha ha, i never finish my pork (pig meat) to talk more of cow meat. After blocking the high way and robbing people off the valuables, they still want the police to hand shake them for their evils. To hell with them and their cows. They are violent in nature.

Pls house, am so confused on the Aoption to choose. Am i to choose Electronics and Telecommunication OR Power and Machine? Which one is better? Which one should i go for? Please as u give your contribution(s) also back it Awith some reasons. THANK U AS U ADD MORE VALUE TO MY FUTURE AND CAREER! GREATER SEEES!!

yamakuza: If you dont mind my asking, which school are you in and at what level?

Am a student of Institute of Management and Technology (IMT) Enugu and am in my ND Finals going for HND 1

Pls house, am so confused on the option to choose. Am i to choose Electronics and Telecommunication OR Power and Machine? Which one is better? Which one should i go for? Please as u give your contribution(s) also back it with some reasons. THANKS.

Pls house, am so confused on the option to choose. Am i to choose Electronics and Telecommunication OR Power and Machine? Which one is better? Which one should i go for? Please as u give your contribution(s) also back it with some reasons. THANK U AS U SAVE A CAREER!

Gbuo ya mma = leg over

J B = it is used to describe some one who don't know how to play football.

Thanks for your contributions. But pls, what i meant is the price E6 fairly used is sold here in Nigeria markets and if the phone has any dissadvantages or faults comparing to other phones.

Pls pals, i want to buy fairly used Nokia E6 and would like to know it's curent price and if it has any dissadvantage when compared to others.
Thank you as u contribute.

Still ,

Greetings to u all, i wanted to under go training on AutoCad but a friend told me that ArchiCad is better than Autocad. Now i don't know the one to learn. Is it Autocad or Archicad? Please i need to know the one that is better i.e the one to go for. Thanks as you contribute.

Greetings to u all, i wanted to under go training on AutoCad but a friend told me that ArchiCad is better than Autocad. Now i don't know the one to learn. Is it Autocad or Archicad? Please i need to know the one that is better i.e the one to go for. Thanks as you contribute.

Greetings to u all, i wanted to under go training on AutoCad but a friend told me that ArchiCad is better than Autocad. Now i don't know the one to learn. Is it Autocad or Archicad? Please i need to know the one that is better i.e the one to go for. Thanks as you contribute.

We are talking about the best polytechnic(s) and not Universites

If i am to contribute, i think , the topping or rather best poly in Engineering, Management and Artistic courses in Nigeria is INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT AND TECHNOLOGY (IMT) ENUGU. Although they don't have superior structures (buildings). If i am mistaken, proof it here.

pls my fellow nlanders, a lecturer was lecturing about electrical circuit when i heard him said my names are instead of my name is. So now which one do you think is more correct?

I want to know more about A level (WAEC or GCE ) Examination. So please any one with useful information about it should gist me a little. Thanks as i wait for your kind reply.

Good ideals.

Any more ideal, pls.

@Richiez, tanks 4 ur useful contribution. But can a chem. Engr. Produce industrial products at al because a frnd was telling dat chem. Engrs. can only work in oil industry and dat they can not be self employed in d sense dat they can't open and run a chem. product producing mini industry without inviting an ind. Chemist.

Pls frnds, between industrial
chemistry and chemical
engineering which one is better
based on employment
opportunity and which one is
more suited in manufacturing of
chemical products such as paint,
soap, cosmetics and many more
chemical products. Thanks for
kind reply.