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AlmonDeLemon:
Cos He's the most revered human to walk the face of mother Earth.

Lemme know how relationship with Him is like

...ok our relationship is good n fine
Tanks dear

AlmonDeLemon:

We humans only get to know them on pages of papers unlike u who have actual relationships with them . Do u have a human form? Is a horn sticking outta ur forehead? Are u a centaur? Describe ur looks

...how can someone who just swallowed cold semovita and oha soup have like 6horns on her forehead ? ...I am a human though my 37ft boby hibernates somewhere
At the emboldened Blame all this on Jehovah who made you so tiny against our will , and use Religion to finish u off , hmm hmmm ... I swore never to involve myself in moulding ants ( u humans) but the intimidations from the giants we created made me have a rethink ...
...the way u see a puppy grow into an adult in months ,is the way we watch you grow into adult in just N30years ,

IF NOT that YOU ARE MADE TINY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING PALLY PALLY LIKE HOW ME AND THE ANASKÇÛ VÀIVINNË AND LÆÎYAÎTHÈRÅTHSCÙ does it ...Most of you will declare world war just sighting me or those u wish to see ...

Babara1994:
I know your type - they are on YouTube confessing how they eventually went to hell and got saved by Jesus after professing atheism.

... Everyone are my not having problems with Atheists here espiacially African Atheist! ?
... And ur sweet Jesus will take me 1million times than you , hahahahaahahahaha

AlmonDeLemon:
Prometheus is a god of � (fire)

... jupiter is a god of internet , earth is a goddess of gravity , Venus is a god of electro-magnetic
, Saturn is the god of sulfur , sedna is the goddess of centruge, Astållé is the goddess of gnitforce

... someone intelligent shud join this fun pls

AlmonDeLemon:
How's ur relationship like with Jesus after he left dear Earth?

...y mention jesus ? Tell me wat made u mention Jesus now , ...am all ears ,

My relationship with him will blow ur eardrum , pls curse me for not answering this question , call me dispecable names for breaking d rules ...I wont be angry

AlmonDeLemon:
I enjoy the drama when u term me human... Do u know Prometheus? Heard of Confucius? Are u guys together up that sphere? Tell Zeus he owes me and I'm marrying u from that debt

... What drama do u enjoy when I call u human?
Prometheus is a planet in our milky way ,
Confucisçu is a reincanated winged humanoid Wú friend of krist†sçú

...Zeus is owing you or apollyon( Amún apocalypse ) my brother ,his dad ?
...is so funny , that's y people are selfishly over ambitious because through that 50th is better that ist ,
But wat did he do 2 u?

AlmonDeLemon:
U seem to avoid me. Dunno why

...lolz I'm not Avoiding you ...y say so?

dammyz101:
I gues ur ban is lifted now?
Hw was ur 9t hope u slept well?
Just checking on u fire, my Qs wil start coming soon

...tanks

Babara1994:
You need deliverance. Go to SCOAN before you end up in hell, in the presence of those demons you call your sisters.

... hahahahaahahahaha hahahahaahahahaha
SMH , ... Abeg allow tunde joshua enjoy his knowledge in peace and harmony.
Isnt easy been on the side of truth.

Mynameis007:
I never asked you to leave your business, and I am not angry with you.
Something can be worked out in our free time, and it doesn't have to be for 5hrs.
Thank you

...Uuuumh uuuhmh Amudike 1 , so u registered here because of" sex with ruñes Wæg"(what will cause you pains and CONFUSIONs even after death )?

All these isn't a joke if it is a joke I won't have had hypertension at early 20s , if u think I am joking better wake,
I am freedom " don't take it as I am amusement"

Mynameis007:
Just like I thought, all mouth and no action.
So what if I told you I'm a selfish pastor, would it make any difference?
Mama or young lady, it doesn't matter, I just want that pleasure with you.
Don't tell me you're chickening out already.
Thank you.

...why are u so angry with me 007 ?
...how can I leave my businesses just to give u 5hrs pleasures ?
Please let me be ok , infact is a lie ,let it be like that ,guuuuush !

AlmonDeLemon:
U somewhat almost contradict the word JUSTICE...

Ur analysis up there doesn't fit what u are trying to portray.

U can't steal and try to right it. It's wrong... No matter whom u stole from. 2 wrongs won't right it.

But that's not it... I liked u already. That's where my energy is at the mo'

...We higherbeings analyse ur intention of stealing , while you human judge the action according to what a rogue started in his 10commandments REMEMBER I SAID STEALING FROM ELITES , GOOD ELITES ARE FEW AT 4% WHILE THE BAD ONES IS AT 96% ,
... in my world let's say I am a police woman tracking Mike the night thief , he enters into the house of chief berlusuche to steal and I withdrew my guns , allow him do his thing and follow him when he is done ,
Catch him then he explains himself , how he helps poor people with the money , for him to mention it alone I shall help him run the elites down , YOU HUMANS DONT REASON THIS WAY RIGHT? Unfortunately that's how we reason in my world ,
...before we analyse the petty thieves or ATM robbers we first of all analyse the elite thieves , then we the police prays for karma to befall them or let them fall into our trap ,
...Only 2 countries with this model is JAPAN AND SOUTH KOREA IT WILL TAKE NIGERIA 6000AD OR BIAFRA 3500AD to behave such , crime rate in JAPAN HAS FALLEN TO ZERO because OF THIS , police is so independent that they protect only clean richmen
...curse on those who steal from the middlemen , fire squad on their asses

Mynameis007:
First of all, let me introduce myself.
Just call me 007, and I've been reading this thread since its inception on guest mode.
Without beating about the bush, my question is this: how do I get to experience this hours of pleasure with you?
That's what I'm interested in, not all this mumbo jumbo that sounds alien to me.
No disrespect though, but that's how it sounds to me.
So tell me, can you make me experience this unending pleasure?
Thank you.

...Mr OO7 , is only reserved for selfish pastors not even for AC pastor like PS Okafor.
U never jam better alien wey u go even call holy maradona or holy Samson sia Sia to come for ur aid ,
...better coordinate ur dick cum ur soul because I am a mama not a young lady ,

Mynameis007:
Sisterfire abi sisterhot, I'm waiting for your reply.
Thank you.

...And what is ur Question ?

AlmonDeLemon:
It's not a myth but a reality. Mortals will only the scratch the surface trying to figure out the complex nature of our existence.

Some are gifted tho, to reason beyond their fellow folks. If u're blessed with this gift, I'd still wanna ask[b]; "On whose side ye at?"[/b]

...I wasn't with any gift , i am not a fragment of Supreme inventor like my girl April wolf who is a 13yr old and talk like a 500yrs old , she has gift !

I am on the side of nature and justice
Im on the side of deprogramming you
On the side of truth ,
On the side of lack of pretense
On the side of freedom ,
On the side of society where a known lesbian is elected cos she is an economic expert ,
On the side where 36ft giant fishtails walk earth their home with other tiny worms shouting Jesus or holyghost fire ,
On the side where prostitutes leads fight for freedom,
On the side where robbers of the elite talks and people listen. ...

Should I continue human?

drLammy:
199 what?

I wudnt believe one word talk more of a sentence

...That year they said they release millions of demons to torment earth ,

...my ikwerre mum whom I visited will always say my members are about to torment earth and she is leaving to heaven with my siblings after 3days darknight , and I will shake my head
Come and see olive oil doctor , even our dog was rubbed olive oil in his anus so that demons won't enter through there to take everyone to hell ,
200 candles everywhere , the atmosphere was like days of yahweh and his giant animal sacrifices to himself.

dazzlingd:
Sisterfire, I have a question.

In the previous civilisations on earth, I'm sure they will have their own internet as well...and data stored on cloud

... Is it Earth's civilization or other sister civilisations in venus and ÅNNÛKÙ ,
...my dear dazz truth be spoken intranet and internet started just years back with the help of a sun rays , and And if not that Religion and worshippings came upon u , internet would have been invented by the Atlantis 200,000years ago before adam , they where on the verge , that's y the asteroids that did the damages shall never be forgotten , the remains of that asteroids n it's crater lies deep in ocean Atlantic ,
And the only internet after that is meditations upon MEDITATIONs

Data fragments stored in the stratosphere can only be done authomatically by nature , karma or rarely an extremely meditators

AnalQueenluci:
Hello dear , what did u know about Church of Sat..an �
Picture below how true ?

...church of Satan is the place overfed children of billionaires come together to help each other then cast fear on the programmed ,
...I told you all here ,how I met a church of Satan member in Dubai n he was saying nobicus eryus cronucus donus cum bedtitum onus cunus bunus bla bla ,n I laughed hard because he wants to use that to scare me from business, I told him Satan is Yahweh with so much prove n he was ashamed .his Facebook was changed to Antichrist till date


That picture isn't universe ,because milky ways n pulsars are just 10% of the solid matters of the universe , that round thing a white SCIENTISTs snapped is nothing but Our Galaxy ,comprising of millions of milky ways , which is just 0.01% of the universe,
All these fish eye SCIENTISTs

AlmonDeLemon:
If I don't get to talk to u in actual reality, I'll be disappointed.


Cos I really wanna make u a V. Good friend outside NL. Pls DM

... Eeeew ! Like seriously
Time shall come to that , for now exposing hidden things is what we are into now.

Leetylee ,
I found out u are in love with the universe , Me 2 I'm in love with it too , at least I was given the 12th out of 210 planets of this solar system , my mum is 3rd , her chaser yahweh ie Satan is 6th ( 6 is always his number) and 12th is mine .
We shall talk of Universe and we shall pray that the antispasm robot will be friendly because it has that word Blac...ho.le


My dear you are a special one , everyone is special and with one of the talents ascribed to us the problem is our parents who brought us out here with no money to chase what makes us special...many are extraordinary musicians but u found them selling pure water cursing SisterFire for not doing magic so that millions will be theirs , now those who aren't musicians are singing with stolen money , father's looted cashs ...our ear drums has suffered David ,

You are special mark it today , you might even be gifted as we speak

AlmonDeLemon:
Tell me what it is...

...I want to turn into a pussycat to meow at ur window ,that's y ... joking my dear, it 's just a way of welcoming humans here , around 1999 , this thread would av been as empty as , bcis many will term me a queen of the coast ...thank nature and workers of truth for their efforts to save mankinds FRom CONFUSIONs n hopelessness

leetylee:
Dear sister fire,
I've not been a fan of religion and I'm skeptical about the number of religions we have.. something that bothers me are the Jehovah witnesses who doesn't believe in blood transfusion, calls other Christian religion a lie, doesn't believe he'll exist and they are not a believer of existing being after a human dies. Where did they draw their inspiration from?


Another thing is I've been skeptical about the universe, to me it looks like a simulation and what if we die and find ourselves in another world strapped to a bed or maybe we get to exit earth via the blackhole and why do we have to thru good and evil... I've always have the thought about Jehovah ranging from the Bible account and history what bothers me is what of He came from a distant universe to start up the Milkyway since "He was moving on the surface of the waters" (genesis account) what if he was in alliance with other beings? Satan was first born after the rebel Jesus became the first born, then we see Adam who was the first earthly born doesn't it connect? I desire to know the truth bout the universe and how it works I've been thinking deep lately.

Can you tell if I'm a special one?

...First of all , lucky you as you have freed urself forever from programmiings of Satan ,
He won't trap u , even when u do u will treat it same way my Islam friend zakyzakes treats his terrible nightmares baaaam u are out ...
...once free is always free forever though African atheism is dangerous for humans ,


Jehovah witness is the concept and Ideology of a semi-African atheism founded by a white man ,whom believe that many things aren't in existence ,but Jesus my brother is still the messaih and the angel Michael of our time,
...NOW TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND JEHOVAH WITNESS WELL , go back to this thread you will meet a friend of mine who hates me so much because I expose the truth about Jesus ,he is definitely in love with , he loves Jesus that food he eats is provided by him( though his parents gats connections)
This my friend has been fighting many born again christians for been extremists , he believes nothing about hell or suffering by HIS god CALLED YAHWEH N JESUS,
NOW MR LEETYLEE , IF YOU GIVE HIM A WAIVER TO CREATE A CHURCH HE WILL FOUND A CHURCH REPLICA TO JEHOVAH WITNESS , that's what I call semi-African atheism , he might be modern day MIKE-TAZE RUSSELL U KNOW?






DEATH , AFTERLIFE AND B‡ACKH.OLÉ

when u die , what u store in your brain will come back to you on that wide road to vosod ,
Example .. if you store so much anger to those ( programmes) whom made africa hopeless and animalalike like dazzlingd , you and the light burning in you will crush any white robed deceiver in ur way ..if any , ( always sitdown in ur bed n think about it before the lack of truth indicator in you start telling u I am Lilith the manipulator ,funny enough out of 1million great females u know only her and not even me ) ,
...on the other hand if you what lies in your brain is so much happiness anytime Jesus is called that u cry in joy of hearing his name , People die in accident and u tank Jesus , people die of hunger and you cry in Worship to Jesus cos those who die are sinners n out of grace , or you bind man having sex with u in ur dream calling him belzebuul or a woman licks your vagina in ur dream n you bind the giant lady calling her satanic SisterFire or coastal husbandsnatcha , all these just like a Nairalander called Nutella ...
Then when u reach the whiterobbed deceivers espiacially îshîsh and ABBADON will sing a great song of victory as a heaven bound, you shall cry of joy HEAVEN AT LAST ! HEAVEN AT LAST !! JESUS BE PRAISE
piaaaaam u are in a fire already ,
b‡ack.høle isn't a concern of human soul but for the soul of dead suns , great sci-Humanoids
Concluded this not only me or my husband ...you are only concerned with vosod not b‡ack.ho.le , which is leading to the multiverse'
... I have explained the mechanism though the Nairaland antirobot police , is against me for talking about it ,



JEHOVAH AND THE MILKY WAY


hahahahaahahahaha , pls don't make my ass laff , Jehovah nîy doesn't believe in milky way ,
My dear leetylee this one lying about creating milky ways dosent even know the moon doesn't emit light , it took him 6months to understand that ok ... hahaha leave bible alone cause the lies in it runs my stomach now I have water cisten issue at home ,
...he is an EARTH TYRANT or more or less DOMESTIC TYRANT ,Who is good at chasing my mum and threatening humans with fire , when he meets real Humanoids he ran , DIDNT MY SWEET ÈNKI DEALT WITH HIM , WEN I WAS IN ÈNKI'S MANSION IN BABYLON , I SAW ALL ...THATs Why I LOVE ENKI TILL DATE THOUGH HE IS STURBBORN LIKE JEHOVAH

Ahasco:
I noticed especially his remarks on gays. And when you ask the catholic Christians what they think about it, they disapprove it claiming what not

...how will dey know their leader is reincanated ? And was dealt with by the founders of the PROGRAMMINGS ,

...let's fold our hands to the prophecies of nostrasçu aka Nostradamus

Tloc:
Good day to you too @Sisterhot , and sassy.

...how is you , bizzybee?

Akamariner:
Sisterhot, i'm also interested in this picture, how true?

... Sisterhot is on hibernation at the moment
I attend to major luci after am done with leetylee and ahasco

Akamariner:
You've been set free from nairaland bondage, good to note.

... hahahahaahahahaha
It won't happen next time , the robot is in my pocket now

Someone asked about shadow illusions ?

AlmonDeLemon:
Maybe I wronged u. Did i?

...you didn't wrong my dear , I just wanna know something!

Leetylee I was banned , it will be off today ,I will create 2more monikker to avert things as such

Akamariner I was banned , sorry I will answer u soon

... analqueenluci pls help me post this to dammyz1.01 ...the robot system is againsts me

Dammyz101 I was banned even with d second monikker I used, it will elapse tomorrow