₦airaland Forum

understatement:
maths must sha dey dia

ha.IDD....d course am talking abt is nt in administration or social science now.its in art/humanities..pls sir...check again

pls jxt tell me folks...wat z d correct real original subject combo for history/interrel(dnt want to commit same mistake)

Valued:
Lol, I will o
So what do you want to know about me?

ur name and contacts apart from nairaland

Valued:
Lol..fear fear

valued valued valued...dat knife in ur bag ehn.....wen fear kicks in .u wont even remember it

Timmytimmy:
Aiya....sorry bro God's grace is sufficient, that's one truth that stands no matter what we pass through.

see ur mouth.....u can take d edo gal beebee.....



bt dnt 4get my rules.......sleepsoff

Valued:
Hahaha... You will have your own knife naw, so nothing will happen to you

but wat of d students that forgot their knifes at home?teachers?.......u knw in some areas..public skul students fight with one anoda?.....wont knives be a nearby weapon of war?
NO I DISAGREE MY LADY ( am even afraid @d thought of it)

Valued:
God will help you, nobody and nothing will stop you next year...Amen. Is the last list out?

...i tink d 2nd is d last..am nt even worrying jare..ijxt pls want to know u more

SaintRobs:
Sorry, No Admission is Given Yet!!!

tnks..cnt say am not angry and cnt say my mouth is not watering@d food i would eat 2nite...


#team oau..i love u.i would give u a trial again ..next week#team jamb 2015/2016.....sleeps off

if students take knife to school,i might nt be alive nw.valued u knw i like u..dnt u knw d gravity of wat u are saying?d disadavantages would be fatal esp in a public skul .....??

47235470bh....check for a friend on a laptop..will ya?pls check..tnks

a new blockbuster movie is coming up titled"the second list" produced by mr.adj, featuring oau,students, aspirants,bamitale omole and other seasoned actors it would be showing in cinemas all over d world by 25th of dec
watch out!!!
what u see isnt what it seems

oh,how painful would it be..such a ghastly blow would it be wen an aspirant found out after bragging,being promised,processing,wooing,.his\her name is nt in d 2nd list..!!
#team afraid of oau 2nd list

Timmytimmy:
crush? Nah.....I actually pray I'll marry someone from the South tho ; a certain state( it's not Edo).

ist.make sure u have a bank acct with a lot of 000000s.
2nd.make sure ur fada is d owner of d brewery company
3rd.can u run?
4th.humans plan neva really work out
5th..how old are u sir?
6th..if 2nd list is nt out b4 my specific time(u would not marry dat edo gal)
7th.hw mny lies can u cook up in half second

what i learned from nairaland so far...
1.i call it username,where did u see monicker?{maybe am a chip off d old block)
2.gender could be changed easily{so dnt be afraid if u see dat gal u wooed everyday turned into a male)
3.nairaland(dis page)is full of introverts(i am one of dem)
4.many people believe dat love could really be gotten here
5.people turn to ghosts easily{johe haydot lietner..where are they?)
6.ftc here is like gold{who cares on fb 2go eskimi whatsapp,badoo etc)

and after 146 followed topics...d 2nd list is nt even out..

Chiamaka01:
My dad is Nigerian, so nothing, at least not yet.

guy cum gal and your mum is?lemme guess......







NIGERIAN?

last time i was here everyting was going normal.....5 HOURS LATER!!!chiamaka turned male,timmy turned female,haydot is having trust issues and 4 d ist time babysmart actually laffed in yoruba,and d list is nt yet released..LORD SAVE US ALL..wats 2 come next?stay tuned...
#team oau abeg,sweet papaya am prostrating,oya release d 2nd list na.{2moro dey say.lets hope so)

Chiamaka01:
Amen, thanks for the prayer.

*switchs to james bond mode* wats wrong with nigerian guys maam...or u are afraid our future cos of dis bokorufus..dnt worry madame..i got it all covered

pikin wey say im mama no go sleep,im too no go sleep,....oau if u no release result,me sef no go eat...





..hey, can small me be oau mama?abeg lemme look 4 another proverb"eats and sleep off"#dont worry#we are safe

oau just let my name be in the 2nd list ..........and i would buy ferrari for everybody doing birthday here(d funny tin is dat timmytimmy would say he postpone his birthday)























as u all know na only mouth i get....lets juwt pray we get admitted

tayor399:
Good morning people
#BLACKMAIL
Finally after a very intense search on fb timmytimmy's FACEBOOK username E.......... T............... Is now available for sale if you like to know his user name you just have to pay a token of 2000naira to get it..

And mr timmytimmy if you want these issue to be a thing of the past all you need do is
*give me 50% of your pocket money in oau










«I also have the fb user name of chiamaka01,dammytrager,haydot you can also order for any of them @1000 naira cause finding them wasn't so
difficult
«Cancellation clause»
*miss chizzy a date with you will do
*boss dammy 1.2k
*haydot 1.2k

wow wen i buy them,would i be able to control them...would they be able to wash my clothes,cook for me....or do dey go to heaven everyday and talk to GOD?........but if dey dont do all this...*removing pistol*.THEN bros beta start telling me y i should spend my hard earned cash in knowing just a name...who might nt even accept me..u have 10 secs to explain..tick tock

i wZ Jxt chatting jejely wen a guy ran in,remove gun and demand my phone,i gave him,he read all ur posts,check ur profiles and he copied all yr names on a paper,gave me my phone and ran out

dejii01:

It'll shock you most of these boys are just using mouth to say all this. Then, you'll begin to realize you're on your own

Baba na you ohh

daddy i swear no be me o..i no sabi kill cockroach....i go jxt dey background dey ginger u my broda as u go 2 war..

chiamamka,(ibo madame)babysmart(yoruba queen),tushney(hmmn,my prophetess)and every gals
hell hath no fury like a woman ______
i see u
"whispers"nw it s time 2 change simcard b4 they all wake up"

nw finally!!if oau dont release d 2nd list b4 my own deadline,i and my brodas{ladokun,akeju,timmy,deji,understatement,olusharp,dammytrager et al and my wives(am shy 2 mention their names) would have an appetite for danger..MY BRODAS IT IS TIME...(sleeps off)

Timmytimmy:
Chiamaka ooooooooh........we'll see, I'm gonna really have a lot of fun spooking you.

I've already said too much, just be observant.

Like I told you I'm bluffing.......

Or maybe not.

yea,mister,spook,u have my back{bt nt my backbone o),who cares about going to lecture anyways?who cares abt even getting ist class?lets spook gals all around so that we can get a record and not a result



BTW:wen would anglomoz release their 2nd list?(lol)

Chiamaka01:
@sketcherJ

Hmmm... Interesting. In Nollywood?

nope...hollywood..its an idea anyway

Timmytimmy:
Yup.....GTA, Die Hard,Splinter Cell etc.

It's an actual actual weapon bro...Liquid Bomb.

give me for free my broda .......its all for d gud cause.........all for d gud cause

Chiamaka01:
I'll go first. Since you have 'sketcher' in your moniker, i'm guessing you're going for architecture. Am i right?

nope.am going for history/interrel.mind u,i was not forced,its my choice..sketcher is just d name of d movie i hope to shoot 1 day..i guess dats all except u want 2 knw abt my ghast life.hahaha

Chiamaka01:
I'll go first. Since you have 'sketcher' in your moniker, i'm guessing you're going for architecture. Am i right?

nope.am going for history/interrel.mind u,i was not forced,its my choice..sketcher is just d name of d movie i hope to shoot 1 day..i guess dats all except u want 2 knw abt my ghast life.hahaha

Chiamaka01:
I'm not. Most people who joined this thread viewed as guests before joining.

yea.av been viewing dis page ever since it was 35 yrs old..but nw it had been killed at 215."crying"..nw nw lady,my informant told me u know d whereabout of d killer..dats y am here,nw confess

Chiamaka01:
a)Timmy is.
b)We're still on 'The Guessing Games'.

hmmn..i dnt even know dere was a game

Chiamaka01:
On the contrary, that's what you think. And, you know what, i'll keep you guessing why i did that.

when will our chiamaka learn to quote right?maybe d day snow fall in Nigeria..Dont Be Surprised Am An Old Ghast