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RomanceRe: Bride And Groom Dance To Indian Song At Their Wedding (Video) by sketcherJ(m): 9:24am On Jun 04, 2024
thesicilian:
Egg head. who's talking to you
you are a simpleton
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Pastor Idowu Iluyomade Transferred, Not Suspended — Vanguard by sketcherJ(m): 9:21am On Jun 04, 2024
Bobby4090:
Adeboye is scheming to send his biological son to that rich and powerful parish. In order to equip him to take over as next G. O. So they had to get rid of the strong pastor ID. Who himself is seen as a worthy contender to THE G.O. throne. But the unfortunate thing is that this Adeboye's secret greed will end up consuming RCCG because he's not the founder of the church and family succession wasn't the example that was set for him. I don't forsee RCCG remaining as one once Adeboye is gone.
go and see your mama today, tell her she gave birth to a f.o.ol
RomanceRe: Bride And Groom Dance To Indian Song At Their Wedding (Video) by sketcherJ(m): 8:16pm On Jun 03, 2024
thesicilian:
Too much of Zee World. I bet you won't be dancing again when she starts burning your food because of Indian movies
bro let people be happy!!
EducationRe: Students' Impressive Sports Commentary Wow Audience by sketcherJ(m): 4:12pm On May 23, 2024
Damn. This is very impressive. I was thinking the second speaker may not perform up to the first guy’s standard but when he took the Mike, he blew me away with his intro! Pure talents!
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by sketcherJ(m): 6:56pm On May 19, 2024
seunmsg:
Lmaooo! Same way Adeboye drove from Ibadan to Lagos without petrol in his car. This is how these scumbags deceive gullible people. They collect their money and give them false hope backed by lamba like this in return.

Anyway, if you no get sense, them to use am for you. The small people wey get sense go dey use the head of the majority wey no get sense.
are you a Christian or a Muslim? Because if you belong to the latter, you have no right in the word to call these men of God scumbags, you this uncouth specimen
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by sketcherJ(m): 3:39pm On May 13, 2024
Proudman1:
if you don't have a smart TV, consider getting an android tv box
hi are they not the same?
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by sketcherJ(m): 12:50pm On May 13, 2024
djon78:
Thanks for this information

I recently discovered I was ghosting using DStv

Recently discovered the power of my Smart HD TV

I also subscribed to monthly unlimited data

Was looking for how to watch yesterday's games

Just downloaded livefooty
And it's awesome

Thanks
what’s the maker and model of your tv please
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by sketcherJ(m): 12:47pm On May 13, 2024
Rich4god:
I was shocked to see that I used 4gb to stream on my TV from morning till after Chelsea match yesterday.

As someone that goes to work and only watch TV during the evening hours, 10gb is far far enough for me for the month. So 20gb of 5k will serve two months.
what’s the model of your smart tv,
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Establishment of State Police Is Non-Negotiable - Goodluck Jonathan by sketcherJ(m): 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2024
nairalanda1:
Maybe behave like dictators for a few years, until they realize that investors are running for their lives from their state, then they will wake up and start allowing the force to be run properly

Remain funding
funny of you to think that dictators care about investors. They will get money whichever way, it’s the citizens that suffer!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Quitting A Job Within A Month: Share Your Experience by sketcherJ(m): 6:32am On Apr 21, 2024
Stargurl20:
Same situation I'm in right now. Just that I close around 6:30pm - 7pm. If I wake anything less that 4: 30 am I will most probably be late.

I'm thinking of quiting. I'm doing my Nysc, but I've ghosted the PPA coz allowee wasn't sustaining.

I noticed that my mum isn't in approval of me quitting coz of the body language she's giving and it's because she doesn't like the idea of one staying at home.

I'm not quitting to just sit idle at home, but until I get another job, I might have to spend some time home. I'm totally confused sef
quit bro, more opportunities await you. But you can’t see em with that daily schedule.
TravelRe: 19 Passengers Die In Oyo-Ogbomoso Expressway Crash by sketcherJ(m): 2:06pm On Apr 15, 2024
Dumb reporting! What led to the accident! People need to learn and not just type RIP! What’s the cause? Overspeeding? Wrong overtaking? Absent-minded driving? Break failure?
Nairaland GeneralRe: It's April Fool, Have You Been Fooled? by sketcherJ(m): 3:33pm On Apr 01, 2024
I was o and I fell for it! My gal told me she was pregnant, man started calculating… chai was I so relieved when I realized it was a prank 😀😀😀
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by sketcherJ(m): 12:40pm On Mar 20, 2024
Zooposki:
lol. Oshi pick me. Aunty or Uncle, whatever gender you are, body no be firewood for both men and women. I cannot come and be eating a man’s weak akamu after he don spread am around. I must chop all exotic food, same as him. No be only him go dey enjoy. Variety is the spice of life. If a man cheats he has broken the bond and the result is his wife cheating, sometimes not even knowing why. Spiritually it is called karmic justice to balance the scale, but physically it is called an open marriage. Do me, I do you God no go vex.

Imagine an old husband with weak erection after he has finished sleeping around or a young boy with strong hard thick prick. Allah Arkbar. As the thing dey enter your heaven you go just dey scream Jesu, Jesu, Jesu oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
dumb take! The man paid your bride price! He provides for the home! He busts his ass off so that his family can survive and thrive! I don’t support cheating, but what if it happens! You will then see it as an opportunity to sell your body around like a hoe? You married woman? Nah that whorish character is already in you, you just waiting for a chance to exhibit it! So what if your hubby marries more wives? After all in our culture, a man can marry more wives but can you marry more husbands? Get sense!
PoliticsRe: 2023 FAAC Allocation For Nigerian States - Before & After Fuel Subsidy Removal by sketcherJ(m): 9:00pm On Mar 18, 2024
SoNature:
As you are making this comparison, do well to consider inflation.

The removal of fuel subsidy rocketed the prices of everything, thereby making nonsense of the apparent increment in the federal allocation.

This is common sense!
wait, are you making brief for the state governors collecting these allocations? Like shouldn’t we even beam light on them because of the inflation?
LiteratureRe: Scammer Alert! by sketcherJ(m): 6:53am On Mar 17, 2024
Noblejohn32:
Good evening Nairalanders, I'm Noble a popular writer here on Nairaland.

So, last month I sent a message to a particular outsourcer here who needed a writer. So, we started talking and he gave me a gig.

In the course of writing, he kept calling me, asking questions about the situation of things and I let him know. I submitted the job early enough and the client approved the same day.

Before I got the job from him, we had an agreement that I'll get paid immediately after the job to build trust.

After the gig, he told me to 'Calm down'. He sent another job the next day and I delivered early enough. He told me it was approved and I requested to be paid. He promised to pay after a week.

The day came and I sent him my account details. The dude ghosted me and never replied messages or answered my calls. I had to use another number to call him and he told me not to call him again.

This is someone who kept calling me when i was handling his project. So, I asked him about my money and he said he was sick. That was a big lie because he kept reading my messages without replying.

I asked him about my money and he claimed he was going to pay after 14 days. I was angry at him because it wasn't what he agreed upon. I threatened to call him out on Nairaland and he dared me to do it.

I didn't. Now, it's getting to a month and he is refusing to pay me. He replies my messages at will. I have asked him countless times, begged for my money and he keeps telling me he will pay anytime he wants to.

In his words, "It's not your concern when I'll pay".

Everything I've put out here is the truth and I'm calling on the mods and Nairalanders to look into this and take necessary actions so we can put a halt to this scammers.

I may not remember his moniker but I'll be putting his contact and his pictures. I have evidence of our chats.

His contact is 07035158998. He is a scammer!

Divepen1
Obinnau
Ishilove
hello boss. Let’s converse please
PoliticsRe: "Ounje Eko" Food Markets Open Across Lagos From Sunday by sketcherJ(m): 7:06am On Mar 16, 2024
Ance4Liverpool:
Stomach infrastructure that He will later claim he spent 50 trilion
wait bro, nothing can ever satisfy you? Like nothing at all?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Essence Of This Life? by sketcherJ(m): 7:17pm On Mar 11, 2024
Emmanuel30a2:
Because you or humans are psychiatric...thinking you or they are diplomatic? Maybe it's because your name is matic or nemanja matic and you are doing romantic or using aromatic to do semantic&romantic, that's you don't know systemic&systematic? Are you seeing endemic or epidemic...? Did you wants to mic or mimicks? Using gimmicks? Is it because you are doing magic and using aromatic or aromatic synapps to do magic&romantic...? Did you understand the semantics? No! Because you have antics and tactics? I am just asking...
Guy return your elder’s brother phone. It is sure from all your messages here that you are not yet matured for this kind of conversation
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Essence Of This Life? by sketcherJ(m): 6:10pm On Mar 11, 2024
Bmaster:
life is fuvkin unfair,gosh!I think life is not that bad,it's God that's somehow unfair.
God should have ended suffering right from the onset by destroying the Lucifer who later became Satan but he didn't.He should have at least strip him off all of his powers but he chose not To.
We have more than 9 planets,yet he chose to send down devil on the 3rd planet knowing very well that we humans he created are inhabitants of the 3rd planet.
Now,at least he should have made everyone healthy so that people won't have enough excuse not worship him.
Instead,we have the blind,the deaf,the cripple,and all manner sicknesses that follows people from the birth.
How would you judge a the blind if he doesn't accept Christ as his saviour.God sometimes to me is an imaginary being,sorry to say
wow boss, you spoke my mind, I was thinking about this last week, why is God being democratic with Satan?
PropertiesRe: Rising Cost Of Cement: We Can’t Own Houses Again - Nigerians Cry Out by sketcherJ(m): 7:58am On Mar 09, 2024
EnglishUsa:
People don't know or understand what our economy is up to this time... What tinubu did was to make our economy more less of importation and he made it more attractive for exportation, people should find a mins to export and you will earn and live big in Nigeria and also build your own house... Know regime has been better in Nigeria and the next president may be the worst so let's forget about this government of a thing and find a way for ourselves
hmmm can you explain more about this?
AutosRe: Pricelist Of Tokunbo Cars In Lagos - March 2024 by sketcherJ(m): 1:47pm On Mar 04, 2024
Price for Honda Accord 2008 thanks
Foreign AffairsRe: Rogozin, Former Russian Deputy PM Posts Racist Photo About Lloyd Austin by sketcherJ(m): 8:36am On Feb 26, 2024
afube:
So Rogozin now equates to Russia....I dunno why Black Africans are so emotive! If You know Africans are equal to all races then kindly build a functional society habitable to humans! You mess up your endowed nations and run off to whiteman country to play victim.........if you have nothing else to do please go and sleep abeg and stop annoying people !
you are a stup.id mother.fucker. In a bid to exonerate Russia, that doesn’t even give one kobo about your existence, you chose to close your eyes to the truth. Mental Russian slave
CrimeRe: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by sketcherJ(m): 7:00am On Feb 12, 2024
Jakumo:
Well sir, I accept this title of coward with gratitude and humility because I am keenly aware there is no private militia that can prevail for long in armed conflict against federal troops ordered into battle, and ultimately, the consquence of defeating any given group of Fulani land grabbers all too often leads to suffering a scorched-earth annihilation program implemented by federal troops whose commanders are ALL loyal to the Fulani hegemony that has prevailed in Nigeria's military hierarchy ever since the nation's civil war ended in the early 1970s.
bro that’s Buhari’s regime. Things are different now!
SportsRe: AFCON2023: Iwobi Needs To Be Replaced For The Final - Sunday Wale Adeniran by sketcherJ(m): 11:08pm On Feb 11, 2024
Wow you were right bro!
PoliticsRe: 10 Ibadan Explosion Victims Still Missing – Residents Association by sketcherJ(m): 9:33am On Jan 25, 2024
BeninRefugees:
Why are you mad about brown roof then? grin
I am not mad about brown roofs, I just want to know what the negative hype about brown roof is, like what’s bad about corrugated iron sheets?
PoliticsRe: 10 Ibadan Explosion Victims Still Missing – Residents Association by sketcherJ(m): 7:51am On Jan 25, 2024
a4cube:
Have they apprehended the imaginary Malian? So a Malian will come to Nigeria detonate dinamite that killed Nigerians, destroy properties(although brown roofs) and go unpunished?
so wait, what is so bad about brown roofs you failure? Like tell me what’s so bad about brown roofs? Where are the facts that make brown roofs bad? Like why highlighting it? You can never make it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Before You Return Lost Money Make Sure You Negotiate Your Cut Before Returning by sketcherJ(m): 3:50pm On Jan 23, 2024
So sukkot, how are you going to ensure you don’t get caught or your details remain hidden when you use your number to call, and your details can be easily gotten through your number. The law enforcement only need about #1m from that money to hunt you down and the promise that if they catch you, they can have #2m from your share. Even if you run away, you will be labelled as a thief, your folks will be arrested, which defeats the purpose anyway. Tell me how you will make that call without getting traced.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Demands Return Of Alaska To Russia, Claims Sale To US Was Illegal (Photos) by sketcherJ(m): 9:30pm On Jan 22, 2024
WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO
you claim to be a writer yet you commit erroneous mistakes in your dumb poll every time. How dare you log USA and Nazi together in the same group? Do you even know what Nazi means and stands for?

Even if you are not a student of history, you didn’t know that world war 2 was fought between the US and allied forces and the Nazi-led regime of Adolf Hitler?

Stop embarrassing the writing profession, you Russia coc.k-suc.ker
PoliticsRe: Air Strikes Neutralized Notorious Kidnapper, Janari, In Kaduna State by sketcherJ(m): 4:48pm On Jan 21, 2024
DeepSight:
You are very naïve.
how? Can you please point out the naivety in what he said?
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest ABN TV Guest During Live Programme In Umuahia (Video) by sketcherJ(m): 7:06am On Jan 17, 2024
verybadmouth:
Nawa ooo. Finish, that's how they'll wait for the criminal that will kill your family member to finish before they arrest him
if you are a police man in real life and you talk like this online, you must indeed be one of the bad eggs we are talking about. Don’t worry, your evil acts will catch up with you one day.
BusinessRe: FCCPC Imposes $110 Million Fine On British American Tobacco by sketcherJ(m): 7:19am On Jan 05, 2024
coolcharm:
Okay.

I read this article and I couldn't figure out a single infraction by BAT.

What is the definition of various infringements?

Don't we deserve to know?

The writer was just busy beating around the bush.

If their actions or inactions have directly endangered the health and lives of Nigerians, how will the fine address that?

Information like this is necessary Incase we want to take class action wink

Well, that's how we roll here.

2/10
God bless you, I keep searching for the damned infringements! Dumb article
SportsRe: Supersport Won’t Air Nations Cup Matches As DSTV Fails To Secure AFCON Rights by sketcherJ(m): 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2024
bluefilm:
I love Discovery ID to death!
Hahah so I am not the only one? Wow! I am a big fan. I sleep on the channel 2/4/7
RomanceRe: Please, I Need Advice What Can I Do In This Situation. by sketcherJ(m): 8:46pm On Jan 02, 2024
Fahvvy:
A man possesses the qualities of a good husband and you disqualified him all because of his looks? undecided...

He provides for your wants...
He treats you well...
He puts up with your excesses...

And yet his only issue is that he's not tall enough or fine enough?

When have you ever heard anyone saying that it's a man's height that makes the marriage work? Or it's his fine face that makes the marriage work? undecided...

This is how y'all women will pass on, on men that truly care for you for irresponsible men, simply because these men don't meet some ridiculous physical standards that you have in your heads undecided...

Truth is that the things that make marriages work are not physically based, they're majorly character-based undecided...

But it's your call undecided....
Since this is a deal breaker for you, then tell him off undecided...
My most sincere prayer for you is that you know what you're doing undecided...
If you're a believer, you should seek the face of God on this matter undecided...
Nigga I am a man and although your advice here is great, you are forgetting something, attraction has to be there, if she marry by force now, you will be part of those people that will start writing epistles, leave her alone. If she ain’t attracted, she ain’t attracted

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