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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 9:17pm On Sep 30, 2019
Goal ball grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by SkimpleD: 9:15pm On Sep 30, 2019
Goal ball cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by SkimpleD: 9:00pm On Sep 30, 2019
BlueRayDick:
That was a counter attack in which Guen as the last man.
ok.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by SkimpleD: 8:54pm On Sep 30, 2019
BlueRayDick:
U expected him to outrun James there angry
When you re-watch the movements before the goal, you’d wonder how Guen wasn’t able to cover that ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by SkimpleD: 8:53pm On Sep 30, 2019
This Glo advert come dey interesting pass the match. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by SkimpleD: 8:49pm On Sep 30, 2019
Wetin Guen carry for arsè wey make am no fit run grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by SkimpleD: 8:48pm On Sep 30, 2019
How is Pepe a top player sef?

Very very overrated Gervinho without dreadlocks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by SkimpleD: 8:20pm On Sep 30, 2019
Boring arsenal undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 8:08pm On Sep 30, 2019
James is fast.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 8:01pm On Sep 30, 2019
Oasis007:
angry

Tell me you are joking, coz the Thread is dead quite long.
United sabi see off these kind of matches sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:58pm On Sep 30, 2019
Chelseafan1:
This is a dangerous thing to do.

On Ibadan Ife road.....dem must stop me, na constant K.... I drive a full-tinted navy colour C-class.....dem no dey ever miss am.

Shishi I no dey drop, e get one day, dem search me so tey, dem scatter my travelers box, search my booth, under my spare tyre, everything. Me, I dey always smile dey look dem like mumu grin grin grin grin
Lols. Finally sha, those men dey get skoi skoi for head most times
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 5:35pm On Sep 30, 2019
Swissh:
we are shutting down this thread.
Either this or yours, I’m fine with it.


Just no draw the match. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:21pm On Sep 30, 2019
iamoyindamola:
Cc bikeman airmark

https://www.nairaland.com/5443651/how-man-saved-some-boys
Guy, for highway with lots of people and vehicles passing, no SARS official go do that shiit with me and get away. I go shout lasañ

Officials waylay your car, march you out and come dey direct you to their bus. What? huh

First of all, what’s my crime? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:15pm On Sep 30, 2019
seankafor:
honestly you did the right thing by dropping some dough
But in truth I tell u..no be everybody dem go fuk with like that.. there are levels to every shiits..

Take it or leave it
This is just the truth. Like I earlier said, these SARS/Poice guys no matter how egbon Dayo wan paint them, no be everybody dem dey do those ones for.

Na Church mind make me slow down my car to be asked questions. Shey I for just ‘maja’ them and drive off on full speed. No time for BS.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:12pm On Sep 30, 2019
BikeMan:
I was not even throwing a dig at anybody, I just wanted to point out to him that you don't have to pay SARS nada because another person was sharing testimony of how he didn't. Whatever happened to Sodick that day must have been a result of how he appeared and his countenance. Like I said, I've encountered SARS too, though I was angry that my phone and bag were searched, I just allowed them and didn't give them any reason to demand for anything. They also had guns.


But then the defender of the defenseless is asking all of us to drop money, because of what exactly?
Lol. Make person no go enter wahala wey e no fit explain o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 2:47pm On Sep 30, 2019
afrodoc2:
Ministration? Is that what they call it on the street these days? cheesy
I hear those Uturu girls have recalcitrant spirits that need regular and vigorous exorcism.

Hope it wasn't Krest ministration, man of God?
Ministration as in Preaching the word of God. Jah be praised cheesy

I didnt go to Uturu, rather Umudike.

Krest is a no no for me. We use anointing oil here undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 12:26pm On Sep 30, 2019
iamoyindamola:
There was a video 2 guys were shot in broad daylight, I will look for the video.
What if they were not who sars portrayed them to be, so I will risk my life and brother's. If we didn't get back the money that's a different story even larride admitted he dropped something
If you say you did so cos of your brother’s life, I would understand. But you did so cos of threatenings, nah.


Those sars guys dey fear too.
It’s all good tho. Glad you recovered the cash back, that’s what is most important.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2019
elrony:
Losing to the Gayners today isn't supposed to be shocking grin grin grin
I sorry for you.

Here no go contain swissh, konane and una
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 12:21pm On Sep 30, 2019
airmark:
Psychology bro, education is key. God bless you.
Yeah, it was psychology. My first experience with them and I wanted to leave with my shoulders high.


Leave Sod alone. it’s not funny around sars guys.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 12:18pm On Sep 30, 2019
iamoyindamola:
Exactly, me I no get problem with the yab cos I was afraid of my life.
But how will you explain someone that deactivated cos of excess trolling imagine if such person face sars he will pee on his body grin grin
Hahaha. Bikeman is just being puerile and that was why Doc called him out.

Experience with those SARS guys aren’t funny. The other sars guy wore earrrings both ears and was looking like an ex frat guy.

How I maintained my cool is what I still can’t fathom sha. Anything wey make me come down from that car na wahala for me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD:
iamoyindamola:
money that we collected back the next day
There are two ways to this thing just like doc pointed out. Just yesterday I drove inter-state for a ministration at Abia ad was driving back to Ph when SARS guys stopped me on the highway. I was driving alone.

The following ensued;
SARS 1; (looked at the car exterior and inside for 2mins and then asked “Who owns this car”?
Me; it’s mine. (Kept a serious face)
SARS 1; make I see the papers?
Me; what for? Is there any issue of car theft around this area? Still keeping a serious face. (After like 1 min, handed him the car papers)
SARS 1; looks at me with angrily, collected the papers and called his colleagues.
SARS 2; oh, he is even using a big phone. (Looks around the car again mischievously)

All these while I was still seated inside the car, engine running and prepared for the worst. grin

I over heard the 2nd one telling the other that I would cause issues for them and post them all over Twitter. cheesy. Ofcourse, I had started recording on code and sent my live notifications to my guy. huh

I was scared I no go lie. Those guys are evil. I just had to be mean to ward off any thoughts from them to perceive me a weakling.

Na the issue of giving them money make bikeman dey yab you which is normal. Those sars guys are afraid too. One just have to stand on his rights with SENSE grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 4:45am On Sep 30, 2019
afrodoc2:
This kind derailment no get equal. cheesy
I can’t just imagine. huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 2:37pm On Sep 29, 2019
raumdeuter:
SkimpleD

I have more for you

"Dude was litterally like a training cone on the left flank. Didn't move. Receives the ball and passes it back. Loses the ball. Even handballs after his first touch. We could have placed a mannequin there and gotten the same result."

Hazard on the other hand is frustrating, I would have been more understanding as it takes time to adjust to a new league and playstyle. But showing up to the biggest club in the world after they have paid so much for you and being overweight is just ridiculously unprofessional. I don’t care if he did it at Chelsea, we’re not Chelsea
Egbon, I no fit argue Hazards football style and play. Dude is piss’ poor and only a consistent run of impressive play would make me do otherwise. I only spoke yesterday cos of what I noticed with Zidane’s tactics
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 2:18am On Sep 29, 2019
raumdeuter:
SkimpleD

More player ratings coming in

Hazard unprecedented disaster class
ok.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 11:23pm On Sep 28, 2019
raumdeuter:
Go and read this thread and what Madrid fans are saying


http://www.bigsoccer.com/threads/atletico-madrid-vs-real-madrid-la-liga-jornada-7-28-09-2019-21-00-cet.2106590/page-3
Did you read Patrick’s post?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 11:23pm On Sep 28, 2019
A40:
Hehehehe. Didn't take long
k.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 11:07pm On Sep 28, 2019
patrickmuf:
I wonder why there's little or no movement up front and interchanging of positions by the front three. Hazard was mostly stationed on the left, Bale on the right and Benzema through the middle. For the entirety of Hazards time on the pitch, I think he only combined with Bale once or twice and that's not good enough, as a coach, you want your best players playing close each other. When Modric came on, he had the kind of freedom most folks want to see Hazard have, he was everywhere.

I feel Zidane should let the front three freely interchange position to get the best out of them.
At some point I literally yelled. The entire front line was so far from each other. Modric was handed free role where as Hazard was on lock down for the entirety of the match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 11:02pm On Sep 28, 2019
afrodoc2:
Let us even agree that Zidane was tactically naive. Is it a crime for Hazard to win his 1v1 contest with Trippier?

If Zidane could not spoon-feed him by devising a tactical master plan can't he (Pius) create something from his purported Messi level talent?
Like you mentioned earlier, Athletico is a very disciplined team but even at that I expected much more from Hazard. It seemed to me he was scared to run around Trippier not to expose Nacho; supporting I and Patrick’s point of Zidane’s tactics tonight.

I’ve watched all of Hazards game in Madrid’s colors and have always faulted him for being so poor with runs and decisions. This is the first time I’m calling Zidane’s tactic into question.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:50pm On Sep 28, 2019
afrodoc2:
Atletico is a very good team with a reputation for solid defensive organization. They are playing at home and you somehow expected Real to just overrun them?

Real had more possession than Atletico, they made more passes, had more accurate passes, had more shots at goal and on target but according to you Benzema was the only person past the halfway line.

Benzema is not a poacher, he has always been an all rounder who likes to roam, drift wide and sometimes drop in to midfield. Nothing new in what he did today.

Zidane might not be the greatest tactician but trying to lay the blame for Hazard's impotent performance at his feet is a bit of a stretch.
Hazard was poor today, EOD. Zidane is not responsible for him averaging 1.6 goals per champions league season.
Can’t argue against this Doc. But see this below and get my whole point.
patrickmuf:
I wonder why there's little or no movement up front and interchanging of positions by the front three. Hazard was mostly stationed on the left, Bale on the right and Benzema through the middle. For the entirety of Hazards time on the pitch, I think he only combined with Bale once or twice and that's not good enough, as a coach, you want your best players playing close each other. When Modric came on, he had the kind of freedom most folks want to see Hazard have, he was everywhere.

I feel Zidane should let the front three freely interchange position to get the best out of them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:32pm On Sep 28, 2019
afrodoc2:
I did. Real had more possession, made more passes, had a higher passing accuracy, and also had more shots and more shots on target AWAY from home.
So i am not sure where you saw everybody apart from Benzema at the half way line.
I am no fan of hazard. I state things the way they are. Dude plays well, he gets a praise from me, does otherwise, I won’t stop to call him out.

How were they not playing from the halfway line with Benz constantly returning to the midfield to get balls? Hazard mostly hugged the wing-line all thru the match and I am wondering what kind of tactics Zidane employed to see off Athletico.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:19pm On Sep 28, 2019
raumdeuter:
I saw the match
Abeg carry your bias wahala go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:07pm On Sep 28, 2019
afrodoc2:
Here is your answer below.



The excuses of Hazard fanboys are new every morning.
Did you see the match Doc?

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