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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 9:19pm On Jan 22, 2019
timbros:
No Kane
No Sun
No Alli

Under normal circumstances, na thrashing on Thursday but.....
No Morata grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 9:19pm On Jan 22, 2019
popizaino:
The fun hazard love to have on the field is why we I love him.
Uncle Pop, I don correct your misyarn.


and... you are welcomed. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 9:09pm On Jan 22, 2019
postdigger:
i swearz bro, if i was a man u fan, i would still find that shi funny.
grin grin

eph12 na my guy, I can bet my ‘call’ that he laughed at that post grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 5:52pm On Jan 22, 2019
Damn! That 6th position trolling is mad grin grin


Seekinattention cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Beats Davido In Zanku Legwork Dance. Fans React by SkimpleD: 9:08am On Jan 21, 2019
Gleefreak125:
Who didn't bother to waste MB watching the chicken dance moves. undecided undecided undecided
Gather here let's share the grace and go to work. Issa Monday morning abeg...
If I hear say I waste my precious MB watch that nonsense angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:58pm On Jan 19, 2019
Smellymouth:
How many litres of “piss” do you want sir?
cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:56pm On Jan 19, 2019
sod09:
are you okayhuh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:26pm On Jan 19, 2019
This is pissingly annoying.


Kai
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:24pm On Jan 19, 2019
Oasis007:
grin

Apostle SkimpleD at the Church right now be like......Oh! Lord why you forsaken us?!
Are you mad? cry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:15pm On Jan 19, 2019
hoopLA:
grin grin grin

Top 4 race go sweet die. This garri ball sef.

See defending na. Isaac Semitoje and Collins Ebitimi
My man... Long time no see grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:09pm On Jan 19, 2019
Pathetic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 6:56pm On Jan 19, 2019
Unlimited22:
Marcos Alonso has needed a rest since October. Sarri no Wan hear.
Dude is so annoying with the way he plays these days
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 6:49pm On Jan 19, 2019
I refuse to say what's on my mind undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 6:45pm On Jan 19, 2019
Alonso, once a pipe, always a pipe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 6:15pm On Jan 19, 2019
sod09:
Goals plenty today..more of the same please wink
I hope say you go dey alright after the match this evening cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 9:21pm On Jan 16, 2019
FBS:
Pastor SkimpleD, my guy. More good news from Williamstown.
Barça and other teams are lining up for Willian's signature but Marina is our biggest fan.

Some people may "faint" reading the above. grin
We are currently on Joggy’s case file. Nigga must be productive this year.

Watch out for his assist the next match.

Apostle Skimple says so cool











You may want to pay more attention to the lawma official though. Joggyinho that is. Can't pass, can't score, can't shoot, can't dribble....but his recycling skills though, no be for here and we love it. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 11:04am On Jan 16, 2019
Ibime:
Who be Diana?

Good morning Serena Willian
Hahahaha

Daddy FBS, you no go come renew your subscription for Willian this year so that Barca will come for him? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 8:19pm On Jan 15, 2019
You
Oasis007:
grin grin grin

When your Club is winning against all Odds, with impressive Performances week in week out...... You have every right to dream and aim Higher.

This is United we are talking about....... Not just an upcoming Club from London.
Lol... maduman grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:19pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Facts only No penalty
Are penalties goals?

Facts only.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 9:36pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Belotti has 9 goals(4 penalties) just 2 assists in all comps

Morata actually has 9 goals no penalty in all competition playing lesser minutes
cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:30pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Drogba wasnt the first choice penalty taker, No one rates a striker by his ability to score penalties

Belotti has 7 goals 4 of them penalties

So without penalties Belloti will be scoring 1 goal every 6 weeks, Na that one be striker?
Without?

Isn't penalties part of the game? So, if Bellotti is fouled he should hand over the penalty to the keeper?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:15pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Belloti this season 7 goals 4 penalty 3 from open play in the Serie A in 1680minutes without injury
Don't forget to add assists too..

Let's get it all compiled.

No of goals from open play
No of penalties
No of assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
If you are buying a striker, are you buying him because of his ability to score penalties? You can as well buy Milivojevic as striker, he has scored 6 penalties this season for Palace

Belotti 7 goals 4 of them penalties which means without penalties Belotti has 3 goals all season as undisputed starter
There goes your usual regurgitated lines again egbon.

So, Morata is forbidden from playing penalties?

Wasn't Drogba taking penalties during his spell with Chelsea? Did that make him a bad striker?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:00pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
This season
Morata has played 943 league minutes and scored 5 goals all from open play
Belotti has played 1680 league minutes and scored 3 goals from open play
It's still a wonder that you aren't adding assists and general contributions to goals too egbon.


Na only open play we go chop? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:55pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
This season
Morata has played 943 league minutes and scored 5 goals all from open play
Belotti has played 1680 league minutes and scored 3 goals from open play
How many goals has Bellotti this season again sir?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:35pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
League games are mostly played once a week so 9hrs in league football is like 6 weeks of football. So Belloti has 1 open play goal every 6 weeks

Belotti has not been injured this season, This season he has only missed 30mins of league football and has 3 goals from open play. The rest were penalties
What about Morata sir?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 6:56pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Belotti in a familiar setting of Torino is currently serving 1 open play goal every 9hrs. Has Morata ever served you that?
Naso. What of every 15hrs? or every 3 weeks?

Egbon Dayo, abeg na new year be this.

Use number of seasons bar injuries and prove Bellotti would have been worse in Chelsea.

PS: I don't like either of them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 6:18pm On Jan 14, 2019
timbros:
Bellotti would have served us worse than Morata is doing now.
How is this a fact Sir Tim?
How would you prove this sir?

Don't see it as barging in, me just wan know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 7:05pm On Jan 13, 2019
De Gea no gree today o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 6:58pm On Jan 13, 2019
De Gea huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 6:18pm On Jan 13, 2019
Unlimited22:
Abeg make una win. That gap between us and Spurs must remain at one point.
double post
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 6:17pm On Jan 13, 2019
Unlimited22:
Abeg make una win. That gap between us and Spurs must remain at one point.
You are in spirit doc

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