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Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by skuribeebo: 9:53pm On Apr 23
Please, tell Tiwa salage to wear good cloth, she is also a mother o.

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Sports / Re: Olympics Tribute To Apollo & Zeus (Paris 2024) by skuribeebo: 7:37pm On Apr 20
Zeus: when are we having our next orgy? cheesy grin
Said zeus to other gods.
Serve any god at your own risk.
None of them promised us eternity.
Business / Re: 'Obituary': See What A Loan Shark Did To One Of Their Defaulters by skuribeebo: 2:54pm On Apr 09
E no go better for anybody wey collect loan and did not pay back.

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Crime / Re: Man In Agony As Envious Neighbor Poisons Fish Pond With Sniper, Kills Livelihood by skuribeebo: 3:13am On Apr 05
I just don't like anything human.
Romance / Re: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by skuribeebo: 5:49am On Apr 04
michigang:
you are a lazy man. How will you give birth to two kids
kuku kill me.
Romance / Re: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by skuribeebo: 7:18pm On Apr 03
I am 39, 2 kids
I have a car
I have a house to be completed this year.
I have 10 years professional banking experience and I'm still counting.

Do wetin you wan do on time. Do not wait for money.
I got married when I was a private school teacher in a local private school.

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Travel / Re: "You Have No Business Relocating Abroad If You’re 40 & Above" Abroad-based Lady by skuribeebo: 1:55pm On Apr 03
2mch:

Your brother is a scammer. Don’t worry, they will soon catch him. Many Nigerians have to scam to fool people at home till it burst. Abroad is not that easy.
Dey play.
Politics / Re: Govt Borrowings Unproductive — Peter Obi Rakes Over Nigeria’s Debt Profile by skuribeebo: 7:16am On Apr 03
He will also borrow when he get there.
Travel / Re: "You Have No Business Relocating Abroad If You’re 40 & Above" Abroad-based Lady by skuribeebo: 7:13am On Apr 03
UyaiIncomparabl:


Which country did he travel to?
UK. caregiver
Travel / Re: "You Have No Business Relocating Abroad If You’re 40 & Above" Abroad-based Lady by skuribeebo: 7:29pm On Apr 02
My brother was 46 when he left for masters.
He made over 40 million naira within a year .
Education / Re: Who Can Solve This Maths? by skuribeebo: 9:37am On Mar 28
rillchritty:
The answer is approximately 1-1/e = 0.632. I will upload the workings when I get to my laptop.

Edit:
See the attached image for the evaluation
you took it too far.
Politics / Re: Abdulaziz Sule Bribes Adebayo Adelabu With Lexus SUV Worth ₦290M-SaharaReporters by skuribeebo: 6:39pm On Mar 26
Not new .
Business / Re: Zenith Bank Names Adaora Umeoji As New GMD/CEO by skuribeebo: 9:28pm On Mar 19
She ones interviewed me in 2009.
She was just looking through my eyes.
She said don't worry , I will call you in the next 5 hours.
I received the job alert immediately after 5 hrs.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Killings: Soldiers Invade Igbomotoru, Bayelsa, Burn Houses, Kill 11 by skuribeebo: 9:07pm On Mar 18
How are you sure na soldiers?
They killed those soldiers to divert attention.
Na internal war.
Family / Re: Brother Gifts Her A Car On Her Wedding Day: Sparks Mixed Reactions Online by skuribeebo: 6:55pm On Mar 18
The husband be like I don enter one chance. angry
Politics / Re: We Can’t Have Intervention Programmes For Poor People Without NIN – Tinubu by skuribeebo: 10:22am On Mar 16
Help those with NiN first and let see.
You have not done anything since you don enter.

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Politics / Re: "Ounje Eko" Food Markets Open Across Lagos From Sunday by skuribeebo: 7:22am On Mar 16
Ance4Liverpool:
Stomach infrastructure that He will later claim he spent 50 trilion

God punish your smelling mouth.
Nothing can satisfy you.

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Health / Re: JAPA: No More Leave Of Absence For Health Workers Relocating Abroad – FG by skuribeebo: 3:42pm On Mar 10
Awon ole.
You dey abraod dey collect money.
You still dey collect from Nigeria and you are not working.
What type of nonsense is that.
Resign if you know you want to Japan, simple.

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Health / Re: First Successful Bilateral Hand Transplant Carried Out In India (Photos) by skuribeebo: 10:04am On Mar 10
Bacteria8:
CEO of Google is indian
CEO of Microsoft is Indian
CEO of Starbucks is Indian
CEO of IBM is Indian
CEO of Adobe Systems is Indian
Prime Minister of Great Britain is Indian

Great Britain colonized Indian same way they colonized Nigeria...

100 years later India is richer than Great Britain, and on their way to become the 4th largest economy in the world...aside their amazing breakthroughs in Tech, Medicine, and Military equipment.

Meanwhile, fellow colony Nigeria is still here collecting food donations from Ukraine angry

Something is fundamentally wrong with us black people. This is my submission.

Wait, how do you even sleep at night knowing that Nigeria of just 200 million population have more poor and hungry people than India of 1.1 billion population ??
How can you even make sense of this
🤦
The problem of Nigeria is not from here o.
It is from an N dimensional vector space.
We are currently studying it in a sobolev space. Up till now , no visible solution.

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Don't Send Any Of Your Wives Away If You Become Born Again by skuribeebo: 9:54am On Mar 10
Oyakilome no get wife, he no masturbate.

How him dey cope?

That means those that said lack of ejaculation can cause prostate cancer are wrong .
Celebrities / Re: The Wife I Married As A Virgin Complained I Wasn’t Satisfying Her - Israel DMW by skuribeebo: 11:51am On Mar 06
Jogs1900:
Oga Isreal, move on.Another person is now enjoying her.
that's the problem, he is in severe pain.
Romance / Re: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by skuribeebo: 12:19pm On Mar 05
I bought Amala, gbegiri soup with goat meat for her. After eating it, she said she has a boyfriend.

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Religion / Re: Can You Give Your Tithe To Your Parents Or Christians In Need sometimes? by skuribeebo: 9:51am On Feb 25
It is not necessary ,but we need to donate normal money to church for maintenance, also for pastor to get his /her salary for his/ her service.
Politics / Re: Hardship: Follow Davido Example, Olajengbesi Tells Dangote, Otedola, Others by skuribeebo: 10:30am On Feb 23
They don't have any social responsibilities.
They are useless.
Politics / Re: Hard Times Over Soon – Remi Tinubu Tells Nigerians by skuribeebo: 2:17pm On Feb 06
She said it 5 months ago. They should just for second term Sha.
Health / Re: Styrofoam: Abia Government Bans "Take-away" Foils by skuribeebo: 10:57am On Jan 28
Some state do not even know the reason why Lagos ban it. Once they hear Lagos did stin , they will just jump onto it. grin grin

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Religion / Re: Video Of Nigerians Praying For A Faulty Transformer: Dino Melaye Reacts by skuribeebo: 8:31am On Jan 25
They want Jesus to hug transformer for them. grin

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Family / Re: If Your Grandma Slaps Your Mum In Your Presence What Will You Do? by skuribeebo: 7:17pm On Jan 24
Wetin conshine me .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have Changed Since I Got A Job by skuribeebo: 1:26pm On Jan 18
You will repeat it at your place of work.
Politics / Re: Few People Looted Nigeria Through Subsidy In The Last 40 Years - Tinubu by skuribeebo: 8:04am On Jan 16
So the masses are going to pay for it.
Why can't you call them out and collect the excesses?
Politics / Re: Few People Looted Nigeria Through Subsidy In The Last 40 Years - Tinubu by skuribeebo: 8:04am On Jan 16
So the masses are going to pay for it.
Why can't you call them out and collect the excesses.
Politics / Re: Whose Responsibility Is It To Replace Broken-Down Electricity Transformers? by skuribeebo: 7:30am On Jan 16
The first question you should ask yourself .
did phcn bought the first transformer?

No.
So why should they buy it for you?
If you need electricity in your area, you need to wire it yourself and call phcn to electrify it.
Simple.

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