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When you are clueless and bereft of ideas on what to do, things like picking up scrap paper and emptied satchet water plastics from dirty and crowded streets, would seem like a mighty and important task.
The only thing Nigerian government are truly good at, are reducing the purchasing power of Nigerians and limiting their economic opportunities..

skywalker240:
E reach ask oo

I dey tell you..

TUANKU:
Maybe she has double womb 😀

Hehehe
Double womb oo...this miracle go pass Mary the virgin mother own o..

bcomputer101:
I challenge Tinubu to also do so

I am yet to see anybody that schooled with Tpain the bat virus disseminate and grand patron of poverty, be it primary, secondary or tertiary...
Lo, I'm sure the crack "backstreet boys" of Chicago streets and dark alleys would recognise him anywhere.

* puts on my thinking cap
Ten abortions in six months is technically not feasible...
Abi na Kratos, the god of war dey lash the kuntus?
All these tick tok and skit generation people dem..
Una dooo

Those that still have functional ears, let them hear...
I have voiced this at different times on this fora..but trust me, a fool is born every minute in this shithole Nigeria and they are bloody damn happy at being fools.

That book needs to be converted to pdf asap..
Make we see..

If I recalled correctly, Sanusi is an economist...
They should allow the man state his opinion and give his two cents on this issue. State capture people no go allow somebody drink water keep cup...

Lai Mohammed was an apprentice at the police force hq... Na dia he learnt work.

Don't go tripping on the Jewish state.
Dem go bomb ya ass back to the stone age...

Huh!
I smell lies hia...

The next excuse would be that a fly flew, into its cooling tower and messed with the ionisation coefficient or whatever nonsense they deem fit..
These people are never tired of giving excuses.. phased and gradual operational sustainability is not an abberation, but sustained and continuous lying about the true situation on ground is a shambolic scam...

Gbolar tilumbu..
The tinubular bat..
Bola "Luciano" thgbv the forfeiter of 460.000 dolls to the United states government for heroin trafficking and related offences.

Lucifer has barred his ass hole on this thread ....

Bobloco:
In Ronu's voice, Seyi Tinubu, by this singular act, has shown the capacity that, come 2027, he will begin the process of building Lagos from scratch, just as his father did in 1999.

Hehehe...
Ronu dreamers dey on this format already.
Unfortunate things....

Did we come to knock at your gates, at bourdillon avenue to lament that we were tired of the good fake life? Did we ask for increment in day to day commodities needed for basic existence? Did we? Did we asked to be burdened with uncalled for hardship all in the name of bringing the economy back from whatever brink you and your kind have pushed this country to? It was you, who claimed to possess the magic wand to fix all the problems of Nigeria. You never mentioned we would have to adjust our belts till, our stomach touches our spines. Nigerian politicians have this unimaginative ways of defending their outright gaffs and inefficiencies. Tpain the tinubular bat is no different....

While others, more serious with their responsibilities are acting and taking charge, this one is still pledging nonsense and intimidating protesters...
Btw, more agricultural institutions? Is that the way to go? Would that solve the huge food deficit plaguing this country? I'm reminded that an astronomical amount of engineering, accountants etc are churned out from Nigerian institutions and they are not engaged..they are roaming around, doing yahoo, oloshoism etc.
Nigeria has gotten itself in fresh problem...the president's brain has rusted...

A thread on Obi or atiku usually attract more rabble rousers than a crowded market. A village head was butchered at his farm in the brown roof skull mining region yet every where fell silent like a grave yard.
This thread go reach 200 pages...

"I could sell fire in hell, I sell water to a well"
Jay-z

Wetin make dem buy monkey? Nobi for play?

Kano has elected government officials...has a governor and has influential son and daughters both here and in diaspora..
Obi has turned the north's Santa Claus, gifting them sundry items and facilities here and there. But during elections some people will still open their septic tank mouths to chant "Igbo man can never rule"
But you condensed, two faced, septic tank rats can enjoy what the Igbo man brings to the table...
Shitfaced people in a shithole country...

Now that this happened in the southwest, we are suddenly living in a silent world, like the Charlie Chaplin movies of the early twenties.. all those self acclaimed historians, who are always here blabbing some toxic cocktail of stark ignorance and propaganda, obstinate in their hard held but wrong beliefs...unteachable lots. And that's the worse that can happen to a man...an unteachable fool stuck in an unrealistic mix of fantasy and paranoia..
And the councellors here...dishing out akamu advice upandan
The simple lesson to be learnt here, is that "the rain wey dey fall for goat house, dey also fall for fowl house"

Too much time spent on social media always results in extreme stupidity and unrealistic expections, and hold senile worldviews. All these "if you are not.....Then" people.
Person go just chop one cup of beans, drink on sat her water, belch and begin talk rubbish Cho Cho Cho...
Ikegwuru.

Unfortunately, everything about Nigeria needs to be taken with a big spoon of salt ...

Nothing new or novel here...
I even despots and tyrants do go on state visits...
Hope remi has enough stock up of adult pampers.. make ewedu shit no go dey smell for there.

Mr harmattan has spoken..
I'm sure you had this bill idea because it affected you personally...
Anyway, these are just symptoms of a jaundiced system with inconsistent and counter productive policies.. because the mofos at the helm of affairs knows Nada on all the things they claim to be doing or has done..Nada..shit.

Knee-jerk reactions from a government running on tiger battery power...
If the word "moronic" could be personified, it would be this..
After all the high faluting praises and general display of stupidity...and of course, billions of dollars, now this...
Ineptitude raised to the power of a hundred..kinda reminds me of that long ago science experiment, by the Italian, Alessandro Volta, where a dead frog's leg twitched, when electrical current was passed through it...

Empty political rhetorics...
In places where people place worth on human dignity and life...and the rule of law holds, you ought to be resting in peace or pieces...
Ewu guinea.

Hmmmm..
Yet the food items on our tables and our HARD EARNED MONIES are in regression.
Na statistics we go chop?

Wisdom man...
With the backing of the gods, who won check am?

*whistling flavour's tune....
Pant no ni iro ooo...
Panti no ni iro ooo...