₦airaland Forum

If Nigerians could not see the "road closed" sign, then otilo...it is finished..

Ikpokirikpo....
Hehehe..
I need front seat to view this..

Ikpokirikpo!
Ain't nothing shocks a real nigga anymore...

Ikpokirikpo!

Ikpokiri ikpo!
Udonminit....

Hehehe....
Y'don know...
Vandalism about to be raised to the power of ten...
Another variant of agbado munching, brain dead "agberos" about to be unleashed, like sisquo unleashed the dragon...

A tale of two fools...
One, a terrorist symphatiser, the other a deluded monkey..

Political rhetoric as usual...
Your economic mentors and partners in destruction, the IMF even said your policies have failed and are lying face down, comatose...

Don't you just love it when molten images just comes to life and starts speaking..?
Why are you now revealing what most Nigerians already knows...? That most of you politicians are nothing but dead weights in big suits and babariga..
Your particular pain was not that there was a cabal, but that, the cabal did not include you in the "spoils of office" sharing formula..
I cannot afford to pity you or take your revelations as good intent...

Call me an extreme right wing republican if it suits you, but it pleases me immensely that, whichever narrative is bandied out there, the Jewish state of Israel does not give a flying fook about people's shitty opinion and their hypocritical sentimentalism..
It just focuses on the job at hand.... The job of pummeling recalcitrant islamists and their proxies into bits and shreds, turning their homes into dust bowls
It pleases me much that I just keep smiling and rubbing my hands together like birdman

I'm sure this man dances in his dream...
Raising and wiggling his arms and legs..in deep sleep, while his awakened wife looks on in amazement ...

This buffoon should stop banding people together...
This "forced" unity is only propagated when they want to highlight their particular brand of dumb assery...
Just shat da fuc up and concentrate on your little cocoon of Lagos. The issue here transcends your logic and understanding.
Go to the international criminal court or the United nations, or better still, the African union and ban her...
Unfortunate things littering everywhere...

Hehehe...
This is sure looking like 4k HD preview of "crocodile lays 325 million naira cash, agama lizard swallowed the 325 Millar" season one, episode 2....
The serialisation of political high octane, corruption infested, drama, acting out since "1899"....

TI rocking his head slowly...
Odiegwu...

If this senile wormbat, had lived in Judea in Palestine, at 201 BC, and has made such an irrational and illogical defence of of something with a grave significance... He would surely be stoned to death by a mob...
Simple..

Hehehe..
The other branch of a "happy family" throwing potorpotor over the fence...
They are not the redeemer eighter...

Funny...
Why do you all keep chanting "most populous black nation on earth" ?
It seem to escape these buffoons that population, under ideal conditioning and progressive policies, is directly proportional to industrial growth and output, which is the currency of the world today
Why not "best developed economy" in Africa?
Why not"top exporter of finished goods and machineries" on the African continent to start with?
Quoting empty statistics upandan..
Leave the kemi woman alone and face your state duties and tasks, as dictated to you by the virus himself, Tpain the tinubular bat...

Would it not be better?
At least, AI would not have its conscience subsumed by numerous humongous Ghana must go bags, or better still Bitcoins....
You lot are jokers, always swift to add substance to your bland public records.

All Nigerian politicians are one big happy family. Do not be decieved when they throw punches online... Offline, they are likely lounging together, drinking muscato, eating chicken wings and planning thier next rendezvous at Ibiza, Spain. They are United in their subjugation of the common good and the common man

cucumbar:
In other words, Nigeria no get any value to add to their business. Yet, some idiots known as agbadorians , that their generation has always known poverty are here, writing rubbish.

Agbadorians pretend they exists in an alternate reality, but the fact is, their brain has been replaced by fermented agbado, infected by a particular virulent strain of the tinubular bat virus....
You are likely to make more sense from the ramblings of a mad man than, from the shithole orifice called mouth, of an agbadorian.

Thriving in fakeness...

Well, my grandma use to tell me (God bless her soul): oke na' agha na' agan igbudu, afor mbadamba na' agu ya..
It simply means: rat wey dey go near metal trap, na distended and distorted stomach E dey find...

Let's visualise the end scene of this movie....
Al shakr al zakawi: hey, Ismail bring me those long katana like swords...the sacrifice has started..
Al sudani Ismail: yess boss, I don sharp am well well....(Smirks)
Ahmed, uche and Bola:

Stolen:
TINUBU AND BUHARI INEC CHAIRMAN MAHMOOD DESTROYRD NIGERIA.


THEY KILLED IT.


SIMON EKPA ONLY DID ITS FUNERAL IN FINLAND.



NNAMDI KANU SPOKE BUHARI KIDNAP HIM AND JAIL FOR YEARS.


BUHARI BEHAVED LIKE A DICTATOR, FAILED TO LISTEN OR DIALOGUE


LOOK AT IT NOW COMPANIES ARE LEAVING EVERYDAY, NO INVESTMENT.



NIGERIA ARMY SHOULD LEAVE NNAMI AND SIMON AND FACE THOSE WHO REALLY DESTOYED NIGERIA.


TINUBU DESTROYED THE CONSTITUTION, THE SOUL WHEN HE BRIBED INEC AND CJF.

OUR CONSTITUTION WAS RAPED, AND MY PRAYER IS ALL INVVOLVED ANSWER FOR IT AND JUSTICE RUNS ITS COURSE.

Dude, as much as I dislike to dabble into stuffs like this, I still need to correct one or two misconceptions.
First, the distruction of Nigeria politically, socially, economically etc did not start with these two.. it goes beyond them, but their particular brand of hare brained policies and profound cluelessness exacerbated it to breaking point. There are no saints in the tragicomedy called Nigeria, including the judiciary, legislative arm, traditional rulers, clergy etc and of course, Nigerians themselves.
Second, Simon ekpa and his deluded followers are just proxies for the enemies of the southeast region (enemies both within and without) if you have seen the internal revenue generated by imo state, you would understand. Destroying the economy of their homeland because of what? The east where there are almost no federal government or any government for that matter, infrastructure or development initiatives..the burden of economics and lively hood are bourne by the region's citizen.
Third, there is no Nigerian army. Just a bunch of untrained, ethno bigots with crass colonial mentality. While the top brass sit fat and lounge atop funds earmarked for welfare and weaponry.
Fourth, the base character and attributes of an average Nigerian is reflected in their choice of leaders. what constitutes national priorities? Why are sentiments more important than facts and values? Why are mediocres and all sorts of debased people worshipped in Nigeria?
The truth is bitter though...
I hope this helps a little..

"The exits enable investments to deepen further in countries where Equinor can add the most value and build a more focused and robust international portfolio,"

Just an euphemistic way to say we would not continue to sink our resources into natural shitholes without the recompense stability and profit as a global business brand...
Somebody say, toh...

Jennyclay, sofria, and the rest of them retarded nairaland bitches won't like this at all...

The American iron bender aka Donald T-rump...bending people's expectations and presumptions since 1886....
As for the other T, I dunno how to classify him..maybe I should just dash him a new moniker, T-Rex, the Cretaceous era dinosaur...

Yes, Damascus fell...
After the euphoria, the real task begins with the new leaders needing to rebuild Syria from the chaos that Putin's cousin and his allies pushed it to...
I've grown wary of the phrase "freedom" as most times, it's just an exchange of baton from one mad man to another, worse madman.

On this, South Africa can go and boil a basket of iron beans...
In fact, I dedicate as e dey sweet us by timaya to South Africa and South Africans...enjoy the rest of the broadcast...

Nigerian Politicians season of gbas gbos is here...
Some peeps were called fura de nunu and kilishi servers just recently...
DJ play me kuku google am by 2face jooor.

The don mama, Griselda Blanco's young apprentice don show..

2 man and deve man dey roast boli for hell fire like right now..