KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
slea just hit tha naiL ...LoL ..he's said it aLL ..tho he typed with anqer-:S| DJ5 ...LoL'inq ...U D0þE-DIE! So no shidd ..ßuh I really wuld like to see u aqainst flow-kinqs like frantikk... fada... slyquy and maq too ..ßuh aLL tha same .. Respect unto thee! ..|mistaswaq! ..ur head dey deir bro ..

lolz na recently FADA turn to flow king? Last time i checkd niqqa wasn't up to standard.. Lwkmd

Word.. Ffuck is we still one big fam and though we sorta weak.. Am glad we goin places.. Most of us dan dey whoop even those fb niqqaz wey think say dia head na crack-stone..
Sorry if i offended anybody.. Just me.. Mista yah head dey dia.. Scriptz and kas... One..
sshit niqqa.. No p bruv..

Lwkmd niqqa ney dey ever agree

Scriptz and kas.. Word..
Am not just d kinda person who looks down on peeps that's why i decided to quietly take off my interest in making peeps here dev dia flows..
I effing said "involved yaselves in facebook brawl and see what yhu lackin" and one wacko from no-where said "facebook is sshit".. Another wacktard seconded him..
Pretended like i didn't see it..
Their are peeps here who know their left from their right.. Matter of fact, ask yaself why i hardly battle instead i organise battles..
Na only when kas, scrollz, scriptz, khim, increda and few others like meta, killer, ojoawo and mistaswag wey recently improve dey gamed before i dey ginger myself.. Ordinary i like ball wit peeps wey i go benefit and learn things from... That's why even for FFR, no β̣e everybody i dey reply.. No β̣e pride.. Some guys are just too boring..
I've repped dis site for close to 3years now.. Back then twas sometin like ibime, dj5naira, dbr and mikuz diss.. Once once before new faces dey come dey go..
Mikuz and i dissed for cool 2years.. Check ffr yhu go see am..
The niqqa come put me for mind sotay my troll against murphy.. Him go give murphy verd likewise ojoawo coz we weren't in good terms..
I just laff coz like ffuck i know my stands.. Didint end their..
Small murphy carry am go campaign for 2go say him dan whoop almighty nairaland sleakid peeps being hearing bout..
All this sshit na my bbm friends dey tell me..
Very childish of a niqqa..
Compared to peeps wey i dan whoop for illsquad immortals, who β̣e murphy?
FFuck in here na only bout 3,4 peeps i see say fit ball wit me bt for murphy to battle me for immortals, loose via winning not even 1 criterion.. It shows dat guy is stark wack.. WORD..
Khim is my student.. I schooled her for good 2months before she reach d levels wey she dey now.. Who is murphy compared to khim?
I knew kas and scriptz outter nl.. Na peeps wey i dan follow troll before..
And i can tell dey ddope pluz they know dey ddope too bt dem dey carry am for head like people wey dey hawk igbo?
ill sshit from nowhere, unknown rapper wey never know him left from him right just come wit list dey make noise anyhow.. Mtchew..
I know this post is gon offend some people bt deal wit coz yhu can't do nothing.. Why? Coz yhu wack..
Yhu doubt.. Go immortals go c/o make trash yhu for public like say yhu comit abomination..
Off

dj5naira: You Miss the crux of ma Beat each time . . . when u drop Rhyme 'N' Skim/
Dyin' for ma Gregorian Chants . . . which you latently Mime 'N' Hymn/

When he spits.. Tiz sumphin like bbitch flows coz he-rhymes-like-khim/
he'l only come on point like "dic" if we see i-Bime-on-him/ "dic.Tionary" (ddick)
Yes i sketch nitendo weapons to "pierce" too/ (ps2)
But the way you scripting, tiz obvious no-one cares-dude/
I'l hit 2-inches nail on yah head and make "cheers'-fool/ (chairs)
When my jabs will kiss yah mouth.. u'l rant, bt no one hears-you/
You culdnt β̣e president of punches... Swine/
Unless you contested over ruling some soft wines/
Like teachers, i'l trash yah back and whoop yah hands so we see some real lines/
Plus i aint talking bout some dancers doing stunt the way i break spines/
Ya puns dramatic.. dats when we see some nnude girls in naija movies okay?/
Put my 'ill puns" in the hospital.. You'l see some "wardplay'/
Sleak spits sicker than patients who are infected wit "AIDS"/
Buh DJ wont β̣e ill even if he scripts wit extra writing aids/
Every real head also know War thee and wordy complements/
That's why i spat it and took the complement/
But war Dee? Doesn't make sense like maestro's flow/
Thus we say DJ5naira's head is jammed like accident in a go-slow...
I'l slice d VET-ebra.. Bring "sentence" upon this "pro now"
The way blood will rush like tap.. We'l see flow.. Wow/
He's offering nothing.. Prolly cos he has nothing to give/
Β̣est believe/ he'l only rob mind wit ddope heads being a thief/
i smash niggas on the ground so they go back to the dust/
Lyrics never rust/ so ion needa fake nicki minaj's bbeast to tell i gat the tight burst/
Let's face the fact/ 5naira is lame and wack/
But its never "earthquake signs" the way I started being crack/
You better grow wise/ or i go blur thee when i punch yah eyes/
Claimin tiz "3 owe".. talkin bout battles you never "fought too" (4-2)... Lies/
Am an adult in the game.. You "still peer"/
So if you claim ill again, i bombard skins so yhu have yah "peels"-here/
Stop being all over my sshit.. PEST GO CHILL/
Coz you'l never TEXT THIS ILL...
Now watch me FLEX MY SKILLS as i murd you cos am DRESSED TO KILL/
Plus am Β̣EST FOR REAL so to prove you soft hearted and lame, i'l pop ya CHEST AND KNEEL.
oNe

Kas am off.. Increda lowkey..

I aint here to claim β̣est rapper..
Am just here to kick my game then am off..
Wonder why peeps keep taking this upon emselves...
My fans know me outter nl... Ion blow my trumpet...
Buh increda, khimwhyte, deadscrollz, killerverse, mistaswag, scriptz and dhat u av in mind ddoper than KASTIEL?
Y'all need to take and involve yaself on fb brawls for once so yhu dnt come up with dumb lists and meaningless statements..
Have said it before.. If yhu sick enuf come diss me for flow for rank let it β̣e continous diss..
I did it it dbr, mikuz, ibime, dj5naira and am still keepin it real.. D only FFR real heads i recognise.. Dey've β̣een spittin for years buh ffuck.. Thumbs up to DJ 5naira.. Niqqa's sick..

dj5naira:
Lucifer! . . . the liar couldn't decipher the tract
when I said I caught him with Fisher in the act/
if you ponder on his plundered fact
you'd know the Artiste Paints blunder in his Art

dj5naira:
So in this Pun game . . . you the one whos been outPlayed/

Meshionu.. He culdnt come up wit ill rhyming-scheme/
Reason why no one cares bout myming-him/
This artiste only sick at drawing-swords/ to rip his boring-words//
So their aint no blunder ima arts..between drizzy, 5naira and sleak, I come warning-tords//
I culd β̣e naija bt can still enslave him as "washing teen" without scriptin on foreign-boards// "washing teen" (washington)
Nail sleak to the coffin? That's nothing/
Now see how i'l expose yah valves.. Just to see how yah flows β̣e pumping/
The way i behave here.. It shows am crack..
Buh dj culd never β̣e on tracks/ unless moving trains crushed the wack/
Before now, i told him fool-quit/ coz sleak's too sick to take his bull-sshit//
Plus his flow style is gettin played like cool-hits//
"War thee" is d sshit as played β̣y sleak buh "War Dee" can't play "wordy".. They just similar-names/
That means yah wordplay is outplayed or prolly played before... Familiar-games//
Am a serious student.. The β̣est ima class.. I'l do away wit the "2 Ds" (dj and Drizzy)
"J" can't match up wit me coz weak-is-he/
bt ion needa take away "L" outter my name to tell "sick"-is-me//
Who ever said he burst tight is wrong/ i'l rip his lungs//
Then "stretch him from head to toe" just to leave him where he "Β̣e'long"//
Yes you culd β̣e M.J's fan .. The last lyrics u popped was bad/
Come hard? A rod stucked to d ddick of diz rretard/
Am mad/ so diz flows will leave you bloody like dat stuff... Sanitary pads/
You and drizzy are the biggest fakes- here/
ffuck britney yeah/ its sumphin like warriors wit moral when i "shake spear"/
But you only good at robbing fruits.. Yhu stole "shake"s pear"/
Don't come forming a weasel wit a bow-tie/ coz you're "nothing" compared to how i flow-guy// "nothing" (knotting)
Plus the way am hot/ this hits β̣e blazing yah bbutt/
And i dnt mean offering the homeless vet a place to stay.. D way he's gettin "hurt"
Gangster balling/ tiz clear am flawlessly bruising/
3-0? Hell no.. If he says dat again,.. His family will loose him/
even if he plays for super eagles.. He can't match up wit "4-4 too" (4-4-2).. Who's him?//
So take ya crisscross designs outter here.. Dis thread will neva suit a bigger-bbitch/
And yah flow's way "Off the line"... nigger-switch//
oNe..

Am no longer interested sef.. For once people can't behave mature in their life.. Simple rules people can't obey..
After raining insults on judges, criticising them and sayin all manner of things, you expect to get the β̣est out of it..
Simple rule, if u dnt drop yah lines on time then you loose via no show.. Yet people will still say its wickedness and all that..
As for men ima just do my sshits in flow for rank.. If your weight touch.. You fit come diss me for flow flow for rank..
Am done tryna please people...

dj5naira: Im flippin' beats . . . the horse should Key this 'N' neigh KAS!!!/
Caught him with Fisher in the act/ so I strangle Sleak on bed . . . till the Kid-dies on Nick-a.rse/
If you were Rick . we won't pardon ya Team . . . i'd 'kill Dees 'n' knee Caps/ 'fore the count to 40/
Cuz your not even Fit to fight a girl or W.hore Thee

He wuldnt β̣e ill even if aids ATTACK THIS WACK/
am caught in the fish ACT/ so my "eel lines" will bruise and CONTACT HIS BACK/
Quickly CRACK-THE-FFAG/ plus like 50cent, i'l "cut his" legs to prove his lame and WACK-IN-FACT// cut his (cortis)
Soon he'l see me sound "huh" like RICK ROSS... /
Coz ima SICK BOSS.. ..//
The game aint yours.. STOP It..
if lyrics were to β̣e bullets you wuldnt still POP IT//
I ball with only real-geez/ 5naira and drizzle just bbitches/
Still bruising/ the pro never β̣een involved in battles coz he prolly scared of loosing/
And if you dare seek to β̣e in between "ties" then ur a ppussy// (tighs)
when i spit diz alcoholic flows.. Β̣est believe tiz hot like ur boozing/
Interesting fella? Tsw we know you wella..
A high class bbitch... Obasanjo stella..
When on battle cyphers.. I bring so much pounds like rich men..
Break yah back then crack yah bones till dey're fragmented in ten/
Remember when i pointed the gun at you then?
And left a deep dot on yah forehead like a married indian bbitch mehn/
Am fierce.. I have no mistakes here/
Sick in the head.. I let bloody lyrics drop from upstairs/
So ion needa swing the author just to "shake spear" before stabbing dis bear//
His a weasel... Am not..
Check the battles i've fought...
Am done wordplaying "war thee".. Diz recycler culd confirm from d dead bbitch warplay..
You's old news.. So like ourdoor parties,... All yah lines outplayed//
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Drizzle? Tsw.. We'll know the big secret when i slay the ppussy and let the cat out of the bag/
Coz he only knows how to brag//
See bbitch you wuldnt spit sshit if i drop feaces in yah mouth/
Buh am the sshit.. The conquerer of bouts//
The N.B.T wasn't just samples of lyrics.. I kill "valiants"...
Plus even NAZ knows "datboi" kill aliens..//
Increda nkor? I stopped his victory with a freese and made the bbitch turn history//
Am mysterious... The real mystery/
So next time you wanna throw shots on this vet/
Dude google who owns the realest bars on net/
And if you Still claim you gat game?
I'l advice you get a life like a dying mario with shame..

dj5naira:
False alarm . that aint no warnin' shot/ no doubt . . . im Numero uno or 1 in short/

Buh i aint here to argue coz ur weaker/
And between me and you, you know who is sicker/
Ur 1 in short like kiddies on nickers/
This game is mine.. Back against the wall with ya "posts" like stickers/
Still spitiing/ on this weakling/
My lines matured like granny's wrinklings/
buh talking bout the block, we see this goat in/
Coz d way he flows proves he's "kid in'/ (kidding)
I burst less iller on the nerd/ coz my hard punches might leave him dead/
He aint no vet/ and d shrek is never β̣een dreaded/
So if 5naira makes waves then he must av "sported his head"/
Plus i hate this/ whenever you say u got wordies/
Coz yhu culdnt captured haw diz words play quick even when dey say cheeze/
So like bloodstains on you, we'l force "U" to β̣e read/ so 5naira "know V's// read (red) know V's. (Novice)
Stop forming gangster bbitch please/ you have no clue on how to place diss/
And how you spit wack on freese/ makes everybody hate you like chris/
ffuck drizz/ you both culd β̣e up my steeze/
But its no news you're wack at least..//
Now lemme entail the son before its too late/
I startd as a boss.. Killed mikuz and dbr coz they were tryna hate/
Had no mentor to imitate/ but was still regarded as "number 1" like yah serious date/
So bbitch, you don't need to line up cd's in a row to see my records are straight..
oNe

DEADSCROLLz why bbitching around na?
VERDICT here
1-FLOW 1point -- increda
2-METAPHORz 1point -- tie
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points -- cap
4WORDPLAY -- 1point -- capo duh many forced
5-MULTIEz 1point -- increda
6-CREATIVITY 1point -- tie/nil
7-VOCAB 1point -- nil
8-NAMEPLAY 1point -- increda (sickest in hiz flow)
9-PERSONALS 2points -- increda.. Capo yah persona werenn well used.. Person is meant to hurt yah opponent.. Sumtin like khim vs maestro.. It hurts.. Haw kastiel killz dissd deadscrollz at T.T.C..
10-OPENER 1point -- nil
11-CLOSER 1point -- tie and weak
INCREDA -- 5points
CAPO STONE -- 3points
MVGT -- increda

RULES are meant to β̣e obeyed...
If u knw u cnt drop yah verse d exact time, why not mail it to me so i drop it..
MISTASWAG wins via no show..
Upp next
FIRESTONE vs INCREDA get prepared

MISTASWAG wins crizzy via no show...
Tomorrow battlers get ready

Drop before deadline....

MISTASWAG(A) vs CRIZZY(B)
deadline: saturday 23 february 2013 4p.m


RULES
-4BARS/8LINES
-NO STRETCHING as it may lead to DQ
-NO BITING.. Automatic DQ if caught
-NO FLIPPING/FEEDING
-attempt to ARGUE wit JUDGES leads to reduction of 4points from ya battle after it has β̣een finally judged
-KEEP THREAD CLEAN
-NO BBITCHING
-NO QUESTIONING OF JUDGES

CRITERIAZ
1-FLOW 1point
2-METAPHORz 1point
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 1point
5-MULTIEz 1point
6-CREATIVITY 1point
7-VOCAB 1point
8-NAMEPLAY 1point
9-PERSONALS 2points wit links
10-OPENER 1point
11-CLOSER 1point

ALL RULES OBSERVED..
Failure to beat deadline is assume no-show..
Yah HOST.. ILLmatic SLEAK

dj5naira:

Handle a whip on the rooftop/ still you wouldn't Beat me Up/
You just got served . . . so bring the Cups/

Fat lie.. I rip foes with my deep flows/
Plus beat tha beat up like overdose/
You wuldnt stand to match up in same ring wit me even if ggay marriage was enforced/
Coz you lack the balls and can't come up the top like an uncircuumcised kid who wasn't nursed//
FFuck the police too.. Yhu culd bring thousands of cops and still won't serve sleak/
When he scriptz, wackness controlz dis geek/
But the gallery of fact is.. We culdnt picture anytin ddope from your scripts/
Now face it/ like the teacher of your sshit/
Yah wackness is like a bigger problem dat can't β̣e solved so like "windows quit"/
You need to "X it"...
I' culd take techs and pop his dumbskull... Buh chiil/
Justa way to say my ish reps what pain feels//
Still sleak the realest and the illest..so like nike, mark me right.. Yes/
Am the sshit that always comes after this mess/
Quick to split and step on nerves/ soon as i bombard with text/
I crack ribs.. Disable you and wait for your next../
Letz know dis... Dj5naira scripts for akpos ent. Coz he's a ffucking joke.... clown ssex//
Metaphor? You got none jor..
I smack his joints and jab his jaw/
Then i go-for-plank and smash his head here on flow-for-rank.. So hence forth,/
Don't ffuck with me.. No ggay things yo/
Coz my cyphers β̣e the sshit to leave the ffag behind bars.. Fashola's law//
Lil wonder he still wordplayed "eat"/ sshit
Rap aint meant for dead brains.. give it a quit/
Whenever he spits/ tiz either the "only time i wack is when i eat"// omg
Now know this/ am way past this novice//
So like "naija movies" you should stick to this "warning shots" please
Coz When next i'l β̣e lecturing and torturing.. You won't escape Diss..
oNe

Kas diz aint no tag ish..
For those peeps wey know say dem nogo show up, dey can send dia verse to me bt anybody wey choose to drop on his own fit drop on his own too.. Just like haw tiz done on fb,, u send ya verse to an admin if u dnt wanna post it yaself.. The choice is urs

MAESTRO wins via no-show. Tomorrow battlers get ready

dj5naira:

Be warned who you trade by-barters with/ I could smack down any hardened tax collector . . . or Matt. Hardy/

When im not here . . . ma armies still patrol/
Cuz even if Paul Wight isn't ma brother/ and you a robber/ and I step on Big's stage . . . you wouldn't steal ma Show!/

Tis a fact restated/ Drizzle is backdated/ pastin' outdated lines we've dropped wayback '007/
Phuckin' debtor! . . . we don't have to open library/ or lie 'bout it/ to know drizzle still owes '0we Seven' !/

Your Dry 'N' blunt James, you can't Hack with Flows/
Flood his ship with ma lyrics till we submerge his 'Ark with flows' !/

Slap you with punches . . . till your hard knuckles goes soft/
The race is all set-up/ tryna overtake and yo vehicle will blow off/

But when i step in line.. The records always straight/
yhu always first to arrive buh always leaves d thread late/
We tired of the blunder/ spit another/ flow and even the wackest wnt surrender../
See mehn.. Closest u've β̣een close to to strikes is witnessinq the blast of a thunder/
Am sick wit my ddope spit/
God of nairaland.. Gimmie any topics and i'l flow it/
Plus quick to deliver "techs" like niqqaz in the hood/
You aint gansgter.. Holmes stop acting rude coz if so you aim for shots dude/
Then tell the bartender what you drinking fool../
Talk is cheap.. 5naira sshit//
Buh wit guns, u only clap when you happy and you know it..//

RAP MAESTRO(A) vs CHOCCKID(B)
deadline: friday 22 february 2013 4p.m

RULES
-4BARS/8LINES
-NO STRETCHING as it may lead to DQ
-NO BITING.. Automatic DQ if caught
-NO FLIPPING/FEEDING
-attempt to ARGUE wit JUDGES leads to reduction of 4points from ya battle after it has β̣een finally judged
-KEEP THREAD CLEAN
-NO BBITCHING
-NO QUESTIONING OF JUDGES

CRITERIAZ
1-FLOW 1point
2-METAPHORz 1point
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 1point
5-MULTIEz 1point
6-CREATIVITY 1point
7-VOCAB 1point
8-NAMEPLAY 1point
9-PERSONALS 2points wit links
10-OPENER 1point
11-CLOSER 1point


DROP YOUR VERSE YOURSELF..
Failure to beat deadline is an automatic loss..
Yah host ILLmatic Sleak..

SickScrollz: I wnt in *straightface*

i have already signed u in na.. Check fixtures u'l see ya name..

CAPO-FIRESTONE:
...WAT D MEANING OF DIS..NA UNA DY CUZ PROB....if him drop verdict against u wen u lose u go say na cuz he hate u..smh of sum peepz..una nor dy tink..y arque wif jujz..even 4 dat last tourney i get sumtin 2 say bt i kip quiet..abeg use ur brain...u dnt arque wif jujz

word

Which one is mr anytin in skirt and all that?
Any juj whu is biased is only joepardising his reputation...
Pls no unnecessary comments abeg..
At times if person no hold body take read d way comments dey pop here.. E go even hungry you to pop person head...

sleakid: JUDGES UPDATE
-OJOAWO
-SLEAKID
-MURPHYSMALLz

OFFICIAL CHOOSEN BITAC JUDGES

Smh.. Wetin u stand to gain if dem ban person..
Lolz maestro u funny sha...
JUDGES UPDATE
-OJOAWO
-SLEAKID
-MURPHYSMALLz

Mynd.. Biko close diz one and increda own too na pls (crying)

Mc.BOMB:
Pls sleakid,get me in....am IN...PLS FIX ME,d ar 14,make it 16,so vat 8 goes.d remainin 8 wil kick off q.final...pls dint c d post on tym...{crying}

MC bOMB vs SICK SCROLLz... Fixtures updated..

dj5naira:

If I were to beef Sleak, ...in two lines i'd just say;

I slam a verse . . . you dunk a s.hit too/ read and pop a smile . . . you wanna claim king too?/

Comedic how you rant/ even a provoked Alibaba would laugh at that!/

In lesser lines if i should diss 5naira

i spray-diz-clipz on the waste to diss" may-hiz-hipz so like chemicalz, yhu'l “react” β̣y the bullet tipz|
yhu's jokeboy so i'l smash ya face to the latrine so you "see pit" like yhu feedinq on feaces coz|| "see pit" (sip it)
We all rappers buh we wuldnt "burst into lauqher" after readinq yah comic flows..

OJOAWO's verdict
Maestro - 7
Khim - 6

DEADSCROLLz verdict
Maestro 4
Khim 5

TOTAL
Maestro - 11
Khim - 11
TIE...
Thiz battles is ffuckinq sick...
Y'all prepare for BITAC.. After BITAC u come for the TIE BREAK..
For now i suggest THREAD shuld β̣e closed

Wackk

Scrollz go drop yah verd so we know those battles are judged pls .. Ur online