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NAIRALAND ADVENTURE.. Take dat trip
www.nairaland.com/1188039/nairaland-adventure-ready-evil-trip

Think u can beat straight five? Embark on the nairaland adventure...
The trip to victory is deadly
www.nairaland.com/1188039/nairaland-adventure-ready-evil-trip

Think u can beat straight five? Embark on the nairaland adventure...
The trip to victory is deadly
www.nairaland.com/1188039/nairaland-adventure-ready-evil-trip

INTRODUCTION
Here we are with another interestinq sshit to keep this site qoinq.. Buh it should be noted tiz not all bout the fun bt also to see who can spit those killer-lyrics in a week continously..
The nairaland adventure is a trip to victory.. Anyone embarkinq on this trip will come across 3 ninjaz.. You are to battle this 3ninjaz from number one to number 3rd
It will be recorded how many ninjaz you lost to and how many you won on yah trip to victory...
While battlinq and u lost below 2 battles, it will be assumed yhu never met victory.. That is, ur expected to kill at least 3ninjaz out of the 3ninjaz ur battlinq..
In diz adventure, only paricular, active members are allowed to embark on the journey and once yhu've agreed to embark on the journey, you open c/o listin 7people dat should accept yah and ur set to go..
Anyone embarkinq on a journey will have his/her own paritcular thread where yah battles with the 3ninjaz will take place.. Leggo

NINJAZ QUALIFIED FOR ADVENTURE
-OJOAWO
-ILL-SCRIPTZ
-MISTASWAG
-CAPO-FIRESTONE
-RAP-MAESTRO
-DEADSCROLLz
-KASTIEL-KILLz
-KILLERVERSE
-INCREDA
-MYND
-MIKUZ
-DJ5NAIRA
-KHIMWHYTE
-TYPHOON
-BAMOUR
-I am MOZEEZ
-STACOMASTER
-GEEKZEE
-MURPHYSMALLz
-CHRIXSMITROCK
-ILLmatic SLEAK
-BAYSKI
-META4ELEMENT
-ICE-BERG
-MC BOMB
-BAR'O'BARZ
-AIRMARK
-FOLARIN
-ILL TUNES
-KILLSMITH
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IF YOU'RE NOT INCLUDED THEN GOTO THE CHATROOM ans ASK WHY.. Prolly coz u havnt used the FLOW FOR RANK or i FORGOT or SOME OTHER REASONS SO PLEASE, DNT PANIC


RULES
-4BARS/8LINES.. No stretchinq[very important]
-no feedinq
-no bitinq
-no recyclinq
-no fiqhtinq
-judges verdict is final
-deadlines of battle shall be handled once adventure is approved
-the niqqa takinq the adventure always drops second
-the ninja takinq the adventure lists who he'l start hiz battle wit chronologically
-one adventure at a time.. No instances of two adventure takinq place same time
-keep thread clean
-post here if you have interest for adventures only.. Don't go bring other thread topics here..

VOTING CRITERIAz
1-FLOW 1point
2-METAPHORz 1point
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 1point
5-MULTIEz 1point
6-CREATIVITY 1point
7-VOCAB 1point
8-NAMEPLAY 1point
9-PERSONALS 2points wit linkz
10-OPENER 1point
11-CLOSER 1point

VOTERS OF ANY ADVENTURE
-SLEAKID
-OJOAWO
-KHIMWHYTE

IF ANY OF THE VOTERS ARE ALSO BATTLING THEN SUCH VOTER WILL BE RAPLACED BY
-DEADSCROLLz
-INCREDA


GO AND CONQUER

ojoawo: The Tag Team Championship Results

Winner - BLUD MAFIAZ : IamMozeez and Kastiel Killz

Runner-Up: LOSTSCRIPTS : Deadscrollz and Rap Maestro

Individual Awards:
TITLES OVERVIEW
MAN OF THE MATCH -- DEADSCROLLz
BEST PUNCHLINER -- KASTIEL KILLz
BEST METAPHOR -- KILLERVERSE
BEST MULTIES -- TIE thus NIL
BEST WORDPLAYER -- TIE thus NIL
BEST FOW RIDER -- INCREDA

nice one

increda: Thinkin-back how sshitz pop.. Tiz evidence diz niqquhz always spittinq-wack|
So i'l be splittinq-ffagsz and tiz no way y'all be hittinq-back|
Ask why? Coz i qit tha ddoper-flows to choke-you-h0es|
So ion needa feed on a rookie to spit over-dose|| yeah..
Tiz increda here and diz how the blow-sure-goes|
Listen..
When diz son spitz| niqqaz feel-hitz|
plus am hiqh on freeze bt wit a gun to ya a$$, i swear u ffuckers wnt kill-sshits
So stop claiminq sick bbitch.. Coz robbery on clothes only time yhu "still-fit"|-steal fits-
Yessir.. Diz just a freese Buh niddle to yah bloncos be only time u "burstinq" ILL-scripts|

impressed

Lolz am off to facebook mah go post my verse for bamour

Maestro i diqq the point you're spittin to.. You try.. Just add me on 2go mah give you 2weeks tutorials.. Username: illmatic19

Yessir

Lolz funny

Yes boss.. No mynd me oh.... Na play i dey play

Lolz kastiel tha killer.. I see yah head their..

Mtcheew.. Oya battle yaself na.. Everybody here passed tthru the flow for rank before involving an official battle.. You won't be an exemption..
You're not ready take part in battles..
Keep making unnecessary noise.. Nobody will even accept ya c/o from hence forth till you act mature..
And even if you open c/o, nobody will accept..
Am off.. Someone accept my c/o please.

Shey the complaints thread is same as the suggestion box..
Pardon me if am mistaking..
Here's my view: i suggest something new like "takin an ADVENTURE" should hit this thread.. This is how it goes..
In a week, a NINJA can just pick just as many number of people he wants to battle and it shuld usually be 4BARS/8LINES... Most importantly it should be a personals diss coz i sorta observed most of us are lackin skills in diz criterion.. Once the ninja selects those he wants to battle, the first five dat accepts will be in in an ADVENTURE with him..
A thread will be popped and the title of the thread should be named something like: SLEAK ON ADVENTURE... Dat is if am the one taking the adventure.. It culd be anybody's name on an ADVENTURE.. As in the person battling the five people.. Mynd datz my view.. Buh wait, wey mikuz na.. Been a while i saw him and i aint dat happy wid dat

Quick one on selected criteriaz only...
Punchlines,
Metaphor,
Wordplay,
Personals
Flow
And multies
4BARS / 8LINES..
I open c/o

Lolz ojoawo no put number of bars? Watchin

Khrimekill3r: looks lik3 Chrix ain't ready,t3ll d3m to pop thr3ad for us sharply!

guy like serious, before you battle anybody here, u'l first of all show ya skills and what u've gat at flow for rank.. No one has seen u flowed before and you keep opening and accepting c/o's..m goto flow for rank and drop something first

Mynd abeg if u can, help disable comments from poppin into this thread.. Next thing them go turn this tight thread to market square..
Let's go back to our root.. U gat beef with anybody, the flow for rank is still active where u can spit yah mind tru cyphers.. If it gets serious, official call out thread is available..
SOMETHING MORE INTERESTIN BOUT TO HIT NAIRALAND AGAIN buh first make all of us rest small.. Lolz my brain dan choke..

MAN OF TH MATCH
Increda voted DEADSCROLLz
Khimwhyte voted KASTIEL KILLz
Ill-scripts vote DEADSCROLLz
Murphysmallz voted KASTIEL KILLz
Firestone voted DEADSCROLLz
Deadlines voted KASTIEL KILLz
Meta4element voted DEADSCROLLz
Maestro voted DEADSCROLLz
Deadscrollz voted DEADSCROLLz
Kastiel voted KASTIEL-KILLz
Mozeez voted KASTIEL KILLz
Killerverse voted DEADSCROLLz

BEST PUNCHLINER
Sleakid voted KASTIEL KILLz
Firestone voted KASTIEL KILLz
Deadline voted KASTIEL KILLz
Deadscrollz voted KASTIEL KILLz

BEST METAPHOR PHREAK
Khimwhyte voted DEADSCROLLz
Khrimekiller voted KILLERVERSE
Murphysmalls voted DEADSCROLLz
Stacomaster voted DEADSCROLLz
Meta4element voted KILLERVERSE
Dawgchains voted KILLERVERSE
Killervers voted KILLERVERSE

BEST MULTI-SYLLABUS
Khrimekiller voted DEADSCROLLz
Stacomaster voted KASTIEL KILLz
Dawgchains voted DEADSCROLLz
Kastiel voted MOZEEZ
Mozeez voted MOZEEZ

BEST WORDPLAYER
Increda voted INCREDA
Maestro voted MAESTRO

BEST FLOW RIDER
Sleakid voted INCREDA
Ill-scripts voted INCREDA

RANKING UP MAN OF THE MATCH
-DEADSCROLLZ ---7votes
-KASTIEL KILLz ---5votes

RANKING UP BEST PUNCHLINER
-KASTIEL-KILLz (unopposed)

RANKING UP BEST METAPHOR PHREAK
-DEADSCROLLz ---3votes
-KILLERVERS ---4votes

RANKING UP BEST MULTI-SYLLABUS RHYMER
-DEADSCROLLz -- 2votes
-MOZEEZ -- 2votes
-KILLERVERSE --1votes


RANKING UP BEST WORDPLAYER
-INCREDA --1vote
-MAESTRO --1vote

RANKING UP BEST FLOW RIDER
-INCREDA (unopposed)

TITLES OVERVIEW
MAN OF THE MATCH -- DEADSCROLLz
BEST PUNCHLINER -- KASTIEL KILLz
BEST METAPHOR -- KILLERVERSE
BEST MULTIES -- TIE thus NIL
BEST WORDPLAYER -- TIE thus NIL
BEST FOW RIDER -- INCREDA

CLOSER and APPRECIATIONS
ILLmatic SLEAL plus MURPHYsmallz would like to use this means to thank all participants, guests, and fans of this battle.. Also we won't forget to thank the biters that'l steal lines from this battle...
Bigg ups to the known Moderators for their support and allowing us to host this sshit.. MIKUZ and MYND... We are greatful sires...
To the judges who devoted their valuable time just to make sure they give their unbiased credible verdicts.. I say than you...
All those repping nairaland and keepin this site real and active i see you..
Specially, i see you DJ5NAIRA.. No doubt you're an icon on nairaland..
And of course i won't forget to thank MYSELF lol..
All said and done, this brings us to the end of a bloody tag battle and we hoping to get iller sshits as time goes on..
MURPHY hommie, once again thank you..
IBIME i see you...
To our fam members who aint steady here for one reason or the other, we miss you..
Ice-berg, bamour, bayski, tiz a long list mehn...
With tears dropping from my eyes that we've finally seen the end of this tourney, i hereby close the curtain....
THE END

Upping

DawgChainz: Best Multi-Syllabic Rhyme : DeadScrOllzz

best meta4 :killerverse

updated

Rap maestro: scroll up dude,2 criterias noni

updated

Killerverse
Mozeez
Deadscrollz
Kastiel killz

CAST YAH VOTE.. I said vote on only 2 criteriaz..

MULTIPLY VOTES DON'T COUNT... VOTING ENDS BY 6:00PM TODAY...
E be like say people forget BEST WORDPLAYER..
Anyways for those who haven't voted.. Cast ya vote before 6:00pm

Mynd_44: Erm..... I am falling for this babe ooo.
Odikwa serious business

lolz leave babe norminate yah 2 jor.. Gotta prepare for lectures.. Katch y'all round 6pm

To start with: my normination is as thus:
-BEST FLOW RIDER-- INCREDA
-BEST PUNCHLINER -- KASTIEL KILLz

Well well well... Finally we've come to the end of the T.T.C and am sure everybody had fun..
The two outstanding groups never gave up on each other as they came up with their best..
You know good things don't come easy...
Two criteriaz: GANGSTER and PERSONALS were added to bring more fun and seriousness and battle enhancement and tiz no doubt diz two criteriaz helped a lot..
Ladies and gentle-men, before the battle, we already said their wuld be individual awards bt first, i present to you diz few eye catchin quotables:

rap maestro: u've grown soo much frm a 'CHEEK(chick) to ma 'PEE-COCK(peacock)'/i pop lyk cork of champagne straight into ur gutt

deadscrollz: Cos y wudnt my bullet "LODGE in ur Head?....wen u've Got an "EMPTY BRAIN"

deadscrollz: If u fnk ur"Brain is ILL",Den ur"DOME's INSANE",cs lyk"Torn Bible pages",he has no"Root"on NL,he wudnt've bn "known",if he hadnt spammed threads wit pictures"just so we cud"KNOW HIS NAME"/-Ruth
he ignored C/o 4rm "Khrimekiller",cos he myt CHOKE HIS FAME,/ but now comin against"LOST SCRIPTz",I'l "slash dia Flesh in 2 parts" just to show jujs dat"BLUD" "FLOWz IN VAIN"/~Blood,Vein
www.nairaland.com/1009705/nairaland-rap-battles-real-call/8

i am mozeez: Yo, am ready to view this as a HISTORICAL-SESS ION, choke em with my KO punchies, then leave the lame niggarz "speechless" like a RHETORICAL-QUESTION

i am mozeez: And ama punch em so hard till they RUN OUT OF BREATH, wait! How dumb cn it get? When these foolz stole a clock frm a church claiming GOD TIME'S THE BEST, plus our thought will hinder-minds, cuz in a battle with "ßLuÐ Mafiaz", dawgs! You'll never make it to to the winners-shrine!

kastiel-kills:
-Dis tyme? -wit þunches and rhymes!-ah'LL ße quik to 'fLOOD'-THIS-H00Ð-/ u culd taq up and move in two's/ lukinq 4 tha noah's ark/ ßuh dz sire's badt/xo ah wuldnt ße nidinq a soil 'type' to MUÐ-ÐISS-ÐUDES--//

kastiel-kills:
rap maestro? He ddope-? nahh! D niqqaz' like aßßa made -hez just an inferior-F00L--// lmao! His ßarz can't make it to tha 'hiqh-lite'/ even if he qat jailed with aloqen lamps & ladders TOO--|

mud/murd'er --#hiqh-lite = ladders et lamps - maestro complained of his lines nt makinq hiqhlite.

kastiel-kills:
ßuh wait! --scrollz too-?! Tha niqqa iz a wanna ße faqqq-/ hanqed himself to illscript's ceilinq-/ and simply pleaded -sire! can I ße ur fan?-/ -cuz am qood at'ßloww-joßßs'-- and am qreat at 'suckinq' fast-/ yea! at dat? Noo! M neva aqe'inq -- sumfin like þeter-þan--!!-|

ceilinq fan =ßlow-joß (diq pls) --check keys ..and links..deadscrolziz scripts fan..

www.nairaland.com/deadscrollzz/posts/3

Vampires dont aqe and dey suck ßlud [/qoute]

[quote author=kastiel-kills]&-Listen! Ah qat a couple of torn ancient ßooks/ 'hanqinq' down ma finqers to tell d death of scrollziz at hANDD/--scrolz be tinkin hez fly?/_buh hez jst sum scornd alien fool-tinkin he could mek a name wit a fake account/

rumorz av t dat scrolz z 3 piple.chek kilaverz vs khim 4 detailz

WAOW.. AFTER ALL DIZ PUNCHES and PERSONAL DISS involved.. Our reliable judges came up with the following verdicts

MURPHYSMALLZ VERDICT
LOST SCRIPTS: 6
BLUD MAFIAS: 8

OJOAWO'S VERDICT
LOST SCRIPTS:9
BLUD MAFIAS:8

KHIMWHYTE'S VERDICT
LOST SCRIPTS:7
BLUD MAFIAS:8

TOTAL POINTS
LOST SCRIPTS: 22
BLUD MAFIAS: 24

BLUD MAFIAS WIN via HIGHER POINTS
Waow... THE BIG ONE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU, THE T.T.C WINNER, THE BELT HOLDER GROUP 2013, THE UNBEATABLE GROUP------ BLUD MAFIAS

This entails that blud mafiaz holds the belt till another tag battle comes up.. On no account should two or three people pair up to battle blud mafias just to take the belt from them... Things must go the right way... We'all know if BLUD MAFIAS will still hold the belt if the next tag battle comes up coz individual battles against them won't be recognised..
OJOAWO please record this title and battle..
CONGRATS TO MOZEEZ and KASTIEL THA KILLER.. BLUD MAFIAS

Second runner up goes to LOST-SCRIPTS.. YOU'L BE RESPECT AND REGARDED FOR THIS..

T.T.C INDIVIDUAL TITLES
1-MAN OF THE MATCH
2-BEST PUNCHLINER
3-BEST METAPHOR PHREAK
4-BEST MULTI-SYLLABUS
5-BEST WORDPLAYER
6-BEST FLOW RIDER

Nominate who you have in mind for any of these titles..
Norminations from only known users count..
Ur allow to choose only 2 criteriaz and to norminate "2 PEOPLE".. E.g: i choose man of the match.. I norminate akpos.. And best punchliner, i norminate adewale..

JUDGES CAST YOUR UNBAISED VERDICTS

BLUD MAFIAS

I am MOZEEZ
#NP: "niggaz in paris - jigga and kanye.. Ok!! Ball so hard mohffuckerz wanna find me, dah shid crayy, dah shidd crayy!! Hold up! Hold up!! Shh shhhh!!

Every once in a whiLe i meeT a beaT ThaT jusT speak-to-me to release the beast-in-me
and eat weak emcees like a piece-of-meat, my recent frees cold enuff to get the sea's-to-frees like negative three-degrees, squeezin these trigger to leave you deceased-with-e ase!! ("-3 degree" cold as af)//


Yo, am ready to view this as a HISTORICAL-SESS ION, choke em with my KO punchies, then leave the lame niggarz
"speechless" like a RHETORICAL-QUESTION and their rhymes so old u can see the dust on em, u gon think they were HISTORICAL-CAPTIONS. ( rhetorical questions dnt require answers!)//


And ama punch em so hard till they RUN OUT OF BREATH, wait! How dumb cn it get? When these foolz stole a clock frm a
church claiming GOD TIME'S THE BEST, plus our thought will hinder-minds, cuz in a battle with "ßLuÐ Mafiaz", dawgs!
You'll never make it to to the winners-shrine! !//


Then knock you into unconsciousness , jus stop Trip, no nonsense. Cuz you ain't sick with these, kidz! You couldn't deliver sickness with ticks, fleas 'n dick cheese…and a bad case of the shit-bleeds I mean Trip please, you gotno follow-thru, you're just NL's dick tease So Bleep you and your
LosT scripTs… you couldn't even “cap WE” with W's, E's and Shift keys. (you know u can use shift keys To capslock too..) Diqq!!)

KAST¡£L-THA-KILLER-
-Dis tyme? -wit þunches and rhymes!-ah'LL ße quik to 'fLOOD'-THIS-H00Ð-/ u culd taq up and move in two's/ lukinq 4 tha noah's ark/ ßuh dz sire's badt/xo ah wuldnt ße nidinq a soil 'type' to MUÐ-ÐISS-ÐUDES--// rap maestro? He ddope-? nahh! D niqqaz' like aßßa made -hez just an inferior-F00L--// lmao! His ßarz can't make it to tha 'hiqh-lite'/ even if he qat jailed with aloqen lamps & ladders TOO--|

mud/murd'er --#hiqh-lite = ladders et lamps - maestro complained of his lines nt makinq hiqhlite.


ßuh wait! --scrollz too-?! Tha niqqa iz a wanna ße faqqq-/ hanqed himself to illscript's ceilinq-/ and simply pleaded -sire! can I ße ur fan?-/ -cuz am qood at'ßloww-joßßs'-- and am qreat at 'suckinq' fast-/ yea! at dat? Noo! M neva aqe'inq -- sumfin like þeter-þan--!!-|

ceilinq fan =ßlow-joß (diq pls) --check keys ..and links..deadscrolziz scripts fan..

www.nairaland.com/deadscrollzz/posts/3

Vampires dont aqe and dey suck ßlud.


Wtf! Tz ßadt-! Really IT-IS/- Ð way a coke addict could feel þroud of HIS-SINS-!/ now! Tha fake-qlad comes out in þußlic/ and yea!/ He screams#/ -ma name is 'WRAþ-MAESTRO'/­­--qosh! He tot he sþat? ßuh no! HE-SINNED/ cuz ah could ßrinq a miracle d way it'WILL-SEEM/ yezz! A ßRAKE-þAÐ is aLL i need/------ to stop his WACKEST-FLOW--/-|

wraps of cocaine -
flow-menstruationn=b­­rake -þad--diqq? (woman wit tha issueof ßLuÐ tinx)


&-Listen! Ah qat a couple of torn ancient ßooks/ 'hanqinq' down ma finqers to tell d death of scrollziz at hANDD/--scrolz be tinkin hez fly?/_buh hez jst sum scornd alien fool-tinkin he could mek a name wit a fake account/

rumorz av t dat scrolz z 3 piple.chek kilaverz vs khim 4 detailz


realy? maestro now-bankinq on his faqqq-skillz/ as he told scrollz 'ßare-wit-me-pls'/­am wack buh unCLAD/ dy ßoth tot i was tokinq a wild reptile on dz madt freez/ wen i qat 'em makinq funny sounds ßy screaminq CROAK-OR-DIE-/-lol & ße suo dy cattle in hundies if u eva hear d way dey swallow weed is ram-ÞANT/-ßuh as I'LL criþþle mac on stairs-! He wont tek smart & qiant 'steps' even if ah stocked his shoe with a ß0LÐ-5-/ huh_u wuld tz team niqeria doinq swimminq tinx how lostscriptz was fast to raise tha whyte_flaq/ now ße suo tz no 'mortar'-comßat flick holdinq a þistol in ma hand lyk a cook who qot pissed/ and statinq ur SOUL is MINE/-|

scrolz-ancient-bukz -unclad=naked/­bare ..croak or die=crocodie.ßlackberry=smartpho­n ..mortal-combat/­­mortar-combat ..motar & pestle/þistol


Omq! ßLuD is knwn to burzt veinzlyk BLISTERS_YEA-/ cuz itz an irony lyk 'nnude-flows' partner wen I say 2 victory? These MISTERs-NEAR-/­­DEAdscrolz culd watch kas smack maestro frm suckin his mum's 'booobs'/ Just to see diss 'wean' z CRYSTAL-CLEAR-/

no offence bt mistaswag loses battlez alot_ wean/win[stpin a baby frm suckin]


Lmao! Maestro be makinq topics rantinq bou lov ? -/ Wen tz obviouz frm his mom_he qot none-!/ cuz if she lovd u? She wuldnt let u qo astray! To tha xtent of battlinq ßLuÐ-/ tha son kept poutinq he nided to be 'schoold' on rap/_xo i went below ma 'class' to tich-im-a-lesson-/­­was fast wit shots 2 slay tha lad/he kept pleadinq_lord! have messi_! / & tha way ah flamed his arsenal__d dude was quik to proclaim man!_U_/MADt! _yezz! Kas cleard tha net l so fast_______dy al screamd robin____van_persie !_/

maestro's lov_ topicz

www.nairaland.com/rap%20maestro

maestro admitin he nided to be thought rap


[chk posts] man/dude u madt! =man.u <club> beat arsenal.. arsenal mins weapns ..persie z a man u strika i tink.


Yezz! Today? $cripts Wont nid an 'ultimate search' to find out dy Lost-/ cuz lyk studnts wit worst qrades -dy neva qud at qettin D's [diss]-/ _yea -call me a carnivorous futballer d way ah'll fry out dair 'ballz'_/ & lyk quys wit broken doorz_dy neva qettinq kiss[keys]-/ nw! Scrolz tellz maestro! Bow down ! He's qod-!-/cuz ere? Kas wuldnt nid swordz/ in exam paperz coupled wit ur cordz/_To pruf ßLUD jst murderd scriptz-/

Kastiel's keys: pls ,I couldnt put all ma multies in capital letterz [was rushinq so watch awt 4 'em]..,.Animalz entad noah's ark in 2's /alogen lampz are biq liphtz usd in stadiumz/ peter pan z a cartoon charactar dat dosent age /wraps z d colectiv noun 4 coke or cocaine/alienz fly so diq! / ancient bukz are also scrolz ..datz it mayne! #aii tanx y'al _tanx to sleakid too ,u'v bin a great niqq.

LOST SCRIPTZ

RAP MAESTRO
-We goin 'HI-HER(higher)',m sure we gat no prob witt GRAVITY/cos evn if we were served 'grave-in-a-Tea',we'll still drink it lyk its a concotion 2 live 4 ETERNITY/m guessing yo downfall z gonna b lyk a 'PEAK' in our 'T'(PEAK is a milk,and also means high,IN T 4 tea and T 4 d Tourney,diqq)//Maestro z goin 'HEARD-HER(harder)' lyk 'HERB-O-KEY(aboki)' MAN-TOOL/just cos i spitt ENGLISH doesnt make me a BRITISH...u fool/my spit devour u quickly lyk u meekly fell in a mud,yo still DIED witt no help frm 'DEATH-HALL(dettol) COOL//ma punches raining hard on ya face,dat even SLEAK gat 2 add,'IS-DAT-UR-'NOSE-REAL(nostril)/cos it has 'GUN(gone)' flexible lyk 'RUB-HER-BAND(rubber band)' in a kerosene,act pulled in da oldies/Jeez,killed ya and had yo piq's pork 4 feast wit GARRI witt ma homies//u've grown soo much frm a 'CHEEK(chick) to ma 'PEE-COCK(peacock)'/i pop lyk cork of champagne straight into ur gutt/dat ur intestine will b EXITED thru d 'BACKWAY' or a$shole in ya 'BODY-FAULT(fort)/killed 3 pple,U-URSELF-and-DA-BLUD MAFIAZ wit just a single 'SHUT(shot)/dont knw how i pulled dat stunt cos i ain't 'JACK-ITCH-ANN(jackie chan)' dat stunt on a f**kn TRUCK//we've found d LOST SCRIPTZ,thnx 2 da DEADSCROLLZ/we gonna unveil d 'RISE ND FALL' of dis faqqs,usin thier BLUD as ink 2 write on d WALLS/f**k,we've murdered dem in such a way dat u'll only recoqnise dem thru thier BALLS//lyk 'HOE-WORD(howard)' WEBB,if u add 'HERB-RAM-OF-ISH(abrahmovic)' 2 ya CHELSEA,i'll 'steal(still)' MAN-U/f**k u/u form fine boi,sotey u shout FINE U/damn U/U go hairy body al ova u dat if Obasanjo got 2 knw u,he'll 'CCUM-FARM(confirm)' U//Heard d teacher say '4 ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTANT' f**k,'RAP POLLUTION' was nt mentioned cos dis niqqs put dents on anythn dy spitt/even yo b1tch knws cos wheneva u insert ya d1ck into her 'puss',she alwayz thnk of d strongest 'ACID-2-WASH-HER-CLIT'//ama MOW u lyk i'm a 'GUARD-IN-HER(gardner)' on ya b1tch's Gr'A$S(grass),ya BLud I'll Mop/i'm ddope,even JESUS CHRIST REMOVED HIS NAILED HAND FROM D CROSS,JUST 2 GIV US A THUMB-UP//owt

DEADSCROLLz
Wen I STEADY AIM ma DEADLY MACE,U'd fink am "Scriptin a final showdown for cripples" d way I'l "END THIS LAMES"/
Yea,am BLESSED WIT AIM,I'l make ur "Life Stuck" lyk "poultry animals" til u BEG IN SHAME/Cos y wudnt my bullet "LODGE in ur Head?....wen u've Got an "EMPTY BRAIN"/~Livestock

n if"MOSEEZ"fnks hs Gunnin-dudes,hs prolly"high"on d "smoke 4rm d Burnin-bush",xo we'l BOO THE LAD/Cs we all knw "MOSEEZ"cant "Handle Mics",..hes Only GOOD WIT"STAFFS"/~Moses
xo I'l SHOOT THE LAD,n leav ma"Bullet-in"in dem lyk a"news report" til d FOOL WIL CRY/Cos Serzly,Iont nid be a "TRUCK" to Bring "DOOM TO "KAS"/~Bulletin,Cars

Now he'l b SLAIN AND SLAUGHTERED,Cs if he finks he can take on"ME"lyk he did"MR SWAG",then I'l shove"numerals Into d 'Week"to prov his"DAYS ARE NUMBERED"/~Weak
cs lyk a"frustrated Teacher"I'l send dz "Dons" outta "Class" next tym dey DisPLAY THEIR BLUNDERS /Cos if u eva hear say they are "OUT~STANDING",Best knw d FAKES ARE "BOUNCERS"/~Dunse, outstanding
www.nairaland.com/115963/Kast-el-k-llz-vs-mistaswag

If u fnk ur"Brain is ILL",Den ur"DOME's INSANE",cs lyk"Torn Bible pages",he has no"Root"on NL,he wudnt've bn "known",if he hadnt spammed threads wit pictures"just so we cud"KNOW HIS NAME"/-Ruth
he ignored C/o 4rm "Khrimekiller",cos he myt CHOKE HIS FAME,/ but now comin against"LOST SCRIPTz",I'l "slash dia Flesh in 2 parts" just to show jujs dat"BLUD" "FLOWz IN VAIN"/~Blood,Vein
www.nairaland.com/1009705/nairaland-rap-battles-real-call/8

Deadscrollz keys :2nd Bar:pls we all know d story of MOSES! The "Burnin Bush"! And d fact dat Moses has a magic Staff! I think deres clear diff btw Mic and staff...lol
PERSONALz: I think if u read ma lines carefully and check d Link...tz self explanatory! Thanks!

FINALS ... Last blood
The tourney startd when immortal bars went against lost scripts.. And lost scripts won,
Blud mafias against metaverse, of course blud mafias won and phreaks against capital cyphers which phreaks lost againts capital cyphers..
Thus lost scripts, blud mafias and capital cyphers officially qualified for round two..
Well it didn't end their, among the groups that lost, a battle was set for them which was called a tripple threat.. And one group was expected to defeat the other groups..
Twas a battle between immortal bars vs metaverse vs phreaks.. And to our greatest suprised, metaverse had to murd the other two groups which made em qualify for round two..
Two two fixtures was as thus:
Lostscripts vs metaverse, after lyrics were dropped, verdicts came up and twas a tie.. A representative in each group was choosen to spit one bar each.. Well, lostscripts came up harder and dey carried the other of the day which led them to finals..
Blud mafias vs capital cyphers... Funny how hopes are lost easily.. Twas a hell of a battle bt at the end, blud mafias defeated capital cyphers which made em qualify for finals..
Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the groups battling for finals
LOST SCRIPTS vs BLUD MAFIAS

After this battle, we'l all know the following:
-the group dat wins automatically holds the belt as the best group 2013 till its defeated or another tag tourney comes up again...
individual awards
-man of the match i.e best emcee overall: as it wuld be recorded by ojoawo
-best punchliner
-best wordplayer
-best metaphor spitter
-best multi-syllable ryhmer

BATTLE DETAILS
LOST-SCRIPTS vs BLUD-MAFIAz
VERSES DROP in few seconds

RULES
-8bars/16lines.. As usually each member spits 4bars/8lines
-no biting
-no recycling
-no stressing.. Keep verses short..
-no sstupid comments..
-no question of judges.. VERY IMPORTANT

CRITERIAS
1-FLOW 1points
2-METAPHORz 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 2points
5-MULTIEz 2points
6-CREATIVITY 2points
7-VOCAB 1point
8-OPENER 1point
9-CLOSER 1point
10-PERSONALS with links 3points
11-GANGSTER 2points
DEFAULT VOTERS
-OJOAWO
-KHIMWHYTE
-MURPHY

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