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Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Wins Accord Party Governorship Primary by slenderBeam1: 5:39pm On Dec 10, 2025

Accord party always waiting for rejected people

Forum Games › Re: Who is the Killer in this Photo? (IQ Test) by slenderBeam1: 5:30pm On Dec 03, 2025

The deceased killed herself. She stood from table 2 where there is a vacant chair and plate.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 30th November 2025 by slenderBeam1: 6:16pm On Nov 30, 2025

This thing is paining me , abeg.

I can’t watch live matches on my iPhone 7.
Please how do I go about it?
Thanks

Crime › Re: Tinubu Withdraws Maryam Sanda’s Pardon, Convict To Spend Six Years In Jail by slenderBeam1: 4:53pm On Oct 29, 2025

Media thing.
Just like the Ife hotel man saga.
I hope “yours” is not a victim

Education › Re: Federal Universities Have Turned To Private Universities by slenderBeam1: 5:09pm On Oct 03, 2025

rtdCivilservant:
U forgot that ur naira has totally lost its value, 20k say 10 years ago is equivalent to 200k as at today. So think about it, do u not expect them to make appropriate adjustments to school fees too?

Even more. I bought my first tricycle in oct 2015 @ #430k. In March 2020 , I bought another one at #700k.

Now as I write, a tricycle is almost 5m.

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Politics › Re: Wike: "I Love To Call The FCT, The Federal Capital Of Thieves" - Sowore by slenderBeam1: 9:44am On Sep 30, 2025

One funny thing is, if Sowore eventually gets there, he may become Sowojere 😂

Nairaland General › Re: Mention That One Thing People Don't Understand Until They Experience It by slenderBeam1: 1:28pm On Sep 29, 2025

Rivalry

Rivalry in matrimonial home VS family members

Rivalry at place of work. Especially plus spiritual attacks

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Education › Re: Word You Did Not Agree With The Spelling But Accepted by slenderBeam1: 6:35pm On Aug 20, 2025

Listen

Politics › Re: Man Cries Out To Verydarkman To Help Provide Borehole For Their Community(Photos by slenderBeam1: 11:48am On Jul 26, 2025

Calling the 4th arm of the government.

Our VDM can’t do it all sha

Education › Re: CAN Threatens Legal Action Over Ramadan School Closures In Northern States by slenderBeam1: 6:57pm On Mar 03, 2025

madridguy:
CAN should rest and stop overstretching this matter.

Nigeria belongs to everyone. You have every Sunday to enjoy your service while Friday peoples goes to work/school.

School close for every December and resume in January for you to celebrate Christmas.

When they stylishly christianized the whole Nigeria nko.
Like you said , they intentionally programmed school calendar to have all school closed during their festive period.
They admit the word Rector which is primarily used in Christianity.
Academy gown is 100% Christian wear.
The cross sign used in hospital.
Sunday’s the first day of the week, why’s it not a working day. Shebi sabbath day is Saturday and tat the seven day “God rested” (My God never get tired)
Go to many parastatals all over Nigeria, you’ll know that they have stylishly christianized Nigeria
These are just few.

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Sam Dede And Teco Benson by slenderBeam1: 9:30am On Mar 02, 2025

Sagacity10:
Thank you for making our childhood so filled with wonderful films and great memories.
I can't forget "The Senator" 1 & 2 Produced and directed by Teco Benson. Izakaba, Igodo etc

Igodo! Land of the living dead

With one thick voice ee go do! Ee go do!

Sports › Re: Didier Drogba Reacts To Jose Mourinho "Racists" Comments. by slenderBeam1: 4:15pm On Feb 26, 2025

AbuTwins:

Jose is Mr. Africana!

From Drogba, Essien, Mikel, Eto'o, Mc Carthy, Yaya Toure, Victor Moses, Sadio Mane, Khalid Al-Muwallad and Nicolas Nkoulou!

Mourinho is a goated African Talent hunter!

Solomon kalou. Geremi njitap.

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Politics › Re: Plot Against Murtala Muhammed Started From Day 1 —IBB by slenderBeam1: 2:48pm On Feb 26, 2025

Mr. Maradona

Crime › Re: Suspected Herders Raid LAUTECH Students' Off-Campus Hostels In Oyo by slenderBeam1: 4:16pm On Jan 30, 2025

The governor of Oyo state said it not too long that, they are trooping into the state

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Crime › Re: Nigeria Seizes 2 Metric Tons Of Pangolin Scales, Arrests 1 Suspect by slenderBeam1: 9:41am On Dec 27, 2024

naturefellow:
how about you?

He’ll be happier

Crime › Re: Nigeria Seizes 2 Metric Tons Of Pangolin Scales, Arrests 1 Suspect by slenderBeam1: 4:54pm On Dec 26, 2024

Arojinle will be happy to see this.

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Politics › Re: Oyo State Sharia Court Inauguration Suspended by slenderBeam1: 10:17am On Dec 26, 2024

immortalcrown:
Three questions:

1.
Why is there so much noise or controversy about Sharia court in SW?

2.
Will the Sharia court handle cases that involve non-Muslims?

3.
I sincerely thought that Sharia court is in line with the Islamic faith. If this thought is correct and the Sharia court handles only the cases that involve only Muslims, why should a Yoruba person that willingly practises Islam in Yoruba land reject Sharia court in Yoruba land?

It’s not even for all Muslims but consented Muslims.

Crime › Re: How I Killed 76 Women For Fortification — Mysterious Ibadan Man by slenderBeam1: 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2024

The cannibal was fearless enough to mention the “sweetest part”

Politics › Re: Our Reforms Are Working - Tinubu by slenderBeam1: 7:50am On Dec 14, 2024

TrackerSK:
You're very stupid

It’s not your fault. May be they used stolen fund to send you too to school, who knows. This is how you talk to your elderlies. Awon omo poo bi osan bo.

Politics › Re: Our Reforms Are Working - Tinubu by slenderBeam1: 7:47am On Dec 14, 2024

Dogalmighty17:
Is yours not ashamed that you murder english like this?

I’ve passed the message across.
Leave English. Someday, rude people like you find all means to become leaders at different levels.

Politics › Re: Our Reforms Are Working - Tinubu by slenderBeam1: 9:01am On Dec 12, 2024

AqualinaXYZ:
With all undue respect Tinubu you’re stupid for saying that

God punish u bloody certificate forging cocaine sniffing vagabond

Does this person has a father?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 23rd November 2024 by slenderBeam1: 2:27pm On Nov 23, 2024

Westman001:
It's a win for Chelsea. But ain't gonna be an easy one.

Enzo should just bench those that have not perform well in the past 5 matches.

Start Nkunku and Felix.
Bench Jackson and Madueke.
Sell James this January. The guy is done.

But the starting eleven are ...

5. B. Badiashile
25. M. Caicedo
3. Marc Cucurella
8. E. Fernández (c), Captain
29. W. Fofana
14. João Félix
15. N. Jackson
1. Robert Sánchez
11. N. Madueke
20. C. Palmer
6. L. Colwill

Only God knows what he sees in Badiashile.

Jackson to score anyways.

Let's go Blues.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 23rd November 2024 by slenderBeam1: 1:48pm On Nov 23, 2024

Westman001:
It's a win for Chelsea. But ain't gonna be an easy one.

Enzo should just bench those that have not perform well in the past 5 matches.

Start Nkunku and Felix.
Bench Jackson and Madueke.
Sell James this January. The guy is done.

But the starting eleven are ...
And Jackson just made a huge effort to deliver

5. B. Badiashile
25. M. Caicedo
3. Marc Cucurella
8. E. Fernández (c), Captain
29. W. Fofana
14. João Félix
15. N. Jackson
1. Robert Sánchez
11. N. Madueke
20. C. Palmer
6. L. Colwill

Only God knows what he sees in Badiashile.

Jackson to score anyways.

Let's go Blues.

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Science/Technology › Re: Is This A Venomous Snake? by slenderBeam1: 8:02am On Nov 20, 2024

Ask @arojinle

Islam › Re: 10 Popular Investments Muslims Should Avoid by slenderBeam1: 1:09pm On Jul 26, 2024

BewareOf419:
I so much love Islam because we should avoid investing in brewery business but we can collect allocation from brewery companies

Who collects allocations? Government or individuals?

Governors or Imaams?
Think before you talk!

Travel › Re: Female Truck Driver Blocks Highway To Protest Harassment By Touts In Abia by slenderBeam1: 5:46pm On Jul 24, 2024

So agbero dey there too. No be only Lagos

Christianity Etc › Re: Men, Run Away From Women Who Worship Their Pastors by slenderBeam1: 12:03pm On Jul 22, 2024

Kingsempires:
If someone known that he can't be a pastor let him rest . There are some pastors that have destory many family today all in the name of prohpeising what they dont see.if you know you don't have a call for God is better to goand rest before spoiling things

Tell me one pastor God called

Romance › Re: Forget How Old You Are, Marry The Right Person by slenderBeam1: 2:24pm On Jul 11, 2024

Time doesn’t determine the right person

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Education › Re: 114 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria. Is Your School Among. by slenderBeam1: 5:32pm On Jun 10, 2024

Up School! Up Mountaineers!
Up school! Up Grammarians!

Phones › Re: If You Know This Phone, You Must Be Married. Nobody knows the name by slenderBeam1: 3:35pm On May 19, 2024

Motorola lepa

Sports › Re: What Is Your Prediction On Nigeria Vs Angola? by slenderBeam1: 4:26pm On Feb 02, 2024

Nigeria wins 2:0. First half

Romance › Re: Don't Marry Out Of Sympathy Or Pity. Marriage Is Not A Compensation Plan. by slenderBeam1: 6:24pm On Jan 25, 2024

I did and I’m regretting it. In spite I was being advised not to start the marriage. A long story cut short

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